Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

C64 nostalgia joined the game in slot 1

trst visits

trst joined the game in slot 2

M.U.L.E. visits

C64 nostalgia: hello trst and MULE

trst: hello c64 and MULE

C64 nostalgia: i broke my teeth earlier today

M.U.L.E. joined the game in slot 3

trst: broke your teeth>

trst: ?

C64 nostalgia: the bridge from knocking them out

trst: you were on a bridge?

C64 nostalgia: it REALLY sucks

trst: that sounds awful.

C64 nostalgia: front teeth from elementary school

trst: oh

trst: you had fake teeth?

C64 nostalgia: lol

C64 nostalgia: umm... yeah since about 18ish

C64 nostalgia: but just a bridge for 3

trst: so you didn't lose any real teeth?

trst: today?

C64 nostalgia: no new teeth... but the 3 tooth unit (bridge) is broken

C64 nostalgia: it will have to be replaced

trst: you have access to a bridge doctor?

trst: i'm gonna put on a pot of coffee. brb.

C64 nostalgia: so MULE, how are you?

C64 nostalgia: have you read the "Opiate of the Masses, or Just Plain Fun?" thread? roo wrote it

M.U.L.E.: no

M.U.L.E.: i have a cavity

C64 nostalgia: that sucks too

M.U.L.E.: let's play

C64 nostalgia: waiting for 1 more human

M.U.L.E.: oh

C64 nostalgia: have you played mega byte?

M.U.L.E.: how old are you?

C64 nostalgia: old enough to have played mule in the 80's

C64 nostalgia: you?

C64 nostalgia: trst?

trst: i'm 33

M.U.L.E.: C64, are you closer to 30 or 70?

trst: i know how old he is

C64 nostalgia: how old are you MULE?

trst: DONT YELL AT HIM!

C64 nostalgia: i'm 2 years younger than trst

C64 nostalgia: his name is M.U.L.E

trst: 31 is an odd age

C64 nostalgia: hence MULE

trst: MULE

M.U.L.E.: hmm

M.U.L.E.: cool

C64 nostalgia: and how old are you?

trst: how old is MULE the player?

M.U.L.E.: i'll never say

trst: :(

trst: i went ahead and linked my forum profile to my FB in an attempt to be friendlier

Mega Byte visits

C64 nostalgia: hello mb

Mega Byte: Hey guys.

trst: hello]

C64 nostalgia: lol

Mega Byte: I'm playing like crap lately.

Mega Byte: In a slump...

trst: awesome

trst: have a seat

Mega Byte: LOL

Mega Byte: Thanks.

C64 nostalgia: i broke my tooth... i'm distracted too

Mega Byte: haha

Mega Byte: Ok, well, what the heck.

Mega Byte joined the game in slot 4

Mega Byte: jJust be genlte with me. ;)

M.U.L.E.: one sec

C64 nostalgia: welcome everyone

Mega Byte: Me too

Mega Byte: Grab a coke before I start.

C64 nostalgia: sure

trst: ever since i found out there were kids on here i've been more careful with my chat topics

C64 nostalgia: mb, makes me think of madonna in resevior dogs

Mega Byte: LOL

C64 nostalgia: lol, like take

C64 nostalgia: that

Mega Byte: Ok, I'm ready.

C64 nostalgia: he won't tell us how old he is

C64 nostalgia: are we G tonight?

C64 nostalgia: PG-13?

trst: i'm 33

trst: i went ahead and linked my forum profile to my FB in an attempt to be friendlier

C64 nostalgia: R

M.U.L.E.: be nice to me

C64 nostalgia: i saw, and thoght that was funny and sweet

trst: good luck!

Round 1 of 12

C64 nostalgia: so can we use 4-letter words, MULE?

trst: my ping is 83

M.U.L.E.: sure

M.U.L.E.: 434ms

C64 nostalgia: under 100 is fantantic

C64 nostalgia: 434, really?

M.U.L.E.: each round, how come sometimes the 1st place player goes first and sometimes the last place player is first?

Mega Byte: I'm at 217

C64 nostalgia: less than 8 mules, last goes first

C64 nostalgia: 217... where are the 2 of you; IL here

trst: nyc

C64 nostalgia: out of USA?

trst: yes. that's what it feels like.

C64 nostalgia: those pings seem out of country

trst: ohhh

trst: them

Mega Byte: Im in Tokyo

trst: tokyo!

M.U.L.E.: really????

C64 nostalgia: 434 seems too high for the game to be moving this smoothly

trst: you should send an email to the Ping Lord

C64 nostalgia: mb, born and rasied?

Round 2 of 12

C64 nostalgia: grr

Mega Byte: Nope

Mega Byte: Been here for over 4 years now.

Mega Byte: Have lived in 6 countries actually.

C64 nostalgia: where are you from?

Mega Byte: Australia, US, UK, Mexico, Singapore and Japan

Mega Byte: Offically, I'm dual citizen

Mega Byte: Australia and US

Mega Byte: 2 passports.

M.U.L.E.: what do you do?

C64 nostalgia: 2, that's cool

Mega Byte: Wow

Mega Byte: I might as well have skipepd a turn..

Mega Byte: Wht's with 0 production with full energy???

Mega Byte: That's not right.

Mega Byte: Ah...

Mega Byte: I see what you are doing.

Mega Byte: Very clever.

Round 3 of 12

trst: who is clever?

C64 nostalgia: you (me)

C64 nostalgia: so, are you a diplomat?

C64 nostalgia: mb?

C64 nostalgia: a spy?

trst: independent contractor

C64 nostalgia: that could mean ANYTHING

M.U.L.E.: who is married?

C64 nostalgia: lol

trst: my ppl aren't allowed to get married

Mega Byte: My plots just aren't producing squat...

trst: are you married, MULE?

Mega Byte: WTF.

C64 nostalgia: lol

Mega Byte: High crystite plot only produce 2?

Mega Byte: 1 round, NO production in food...

Mega Byte: This is lame.

Round 4 of 12

Mega Byte: Told you I'm in a total slump...

Mega Byte: Can't catch a wumpas

Mega Byte: Can't get to pub

Mega Byte: Plots won't produce...

Mega Byte: Killing me.

Mega Byte: :(

Mega Byte: Ooo nice one

Mega Byte: I'm in last right?

Mega Byte: :D

C64 nostalgia: it's all that independant contracting... it's taking it's toll

trst: that sucked. what happened to my food?

Mega Byte: Wow, was that painful.

Round 5 of 12

Mega Byte: You have a very unusual style...

Mega Byte: But man, it is working for you.

C64 nostalgia: MB!

Mega Byte: No problem.

Mega Byte: :D

Mega Byte: Just bringing my "fear factor"... LOL

M.U.L.E.: c64 r u married?

M.U.L.E.: mega are you married?

Mega Byte: Are, or Have been?

M.U.L.E.: are

Mega Byte: No

C64 nostalgia: no, but i once was "married" to trst

M.U.L.E.: trst are you a lesbian?

Mega Byte: Jesus.

M.U.L.E.: ?

C64 nostalgia: pg-13?

trst: i dress like a lesbian

trst: NOOOOOOOOOOO

trst: how am i in first?!??!?!?!

Round 6 of 12

Mega Byte: You sold lots of ore you've been holding at a big price.

Mega Byte: Now you're in first.

trst: i thought MULE would jump ahead

M.U.L.E.: trst: where did you grow up?

trst: tell me how old you are first

C64 nostalgia: yeah...

M.U.L.E.: 30

Mega Byte: Man, this is bordering on my worst game ever.

Mega Byte: Knew I should have just watched a movie...

C64 nostalgia: hmm...

trst: Acadiana

M.U.L.E.: where is acadiana?

C64 nostalgia: cajun country

C64 nostalgia: with a C

trst: The bottom stretch of louisiana in the atchafalaya basin

M.U.L.E.: when did you move to ny?

trst: 2003

C64 nostalgia: lol...he's stalking you

M.U.L.E.: what do u do?

trst: i'm an independant contractor

M.U.L.E.: i thought that was mega

Mega Byte: HAHA

Mega Byte: No.

Mega Byte: I build Data Centers.

trst: independent

Round 7 of 12

C64 nostalgia: the big giant -- build them where energy is cheap -- kind?

C64 nostalgia: of Data centers, or do I have the wrong idea?

M.U.L.E.: trst, what do you do, for real?

C64 nostalgia: he really is what he said he was

Mega Byte: Big Giant part is right.

Mega Byte: Where it's cheap... hardly.

Mega Byte: One of the most expensive DC spaces per sqm in the world...

C64 nostalgia: NICE

trst: i am what i said

M.U.L.E.: what's an independent contactor do

C64 nostalgia: anything really... cheap way to hire people

C64 nostalgia: no benefits

Mega Byte: Bah

trst: but not for government. it is what i do but i'm being facetious

Mega Byte: I am made worse by going last when everyone uses all the mules

Mega Byte: and I'm already in last place... :(

trst: i work in film and television

M.U.L.E.: for real

trst: for real

C64 nostalgia: YES

trst: you can google me

C64 nostalgia: where is THE data center?>

Mega Byte: There are many.

Mega Byte: What do you mean by "THE"?

M.U.L.E.: i can't google you, i don't know your name

C64 nostalgia: most by sq ft

trst: i went ahead and linked my forum profile to my FB in an attempt to be friendlier

M.U.L.E.: oh

trst: is there a way to store multiple things for pasting?

C64 nostalgia: yes, but not built in

trst: where are you, MULE?

M.U.L.E.: trst do you work in front of or behind the camera?

trst: behind the behind the camera

trst: i have a radio face

Mega Byte: LOL

M.U.L.E.: what's a radio face?

C64 nostalgia: yep...LOL

Mega Byte: I have a frozen butt.

Round 8 of 12

M.U.L.E.: what's a frozen butt?

trst: it's an old joke. my face is so pretty it deserves to be on radio

M.U.L.E.: c64 how come you know so much about trst

Mega Byte: haha

C64 nostalgia: how old are you really, MULE

Mega Byte: Usually not the LOWEST guy in cash doing that. :)

M.U.L.E.: i'm 30

C64 nostalgia: should I tell him, trst?

M.U.L.E.: ???

trst: of course

trst: transparency

C64 nostalgia: you ask way too many questions to be 30, MULE

M.U.L.E.: what is that supposed to mean?

C64 nostalgia: we grew up together in acadiana

M.U.L.E.: i'm curious and making conversation

Mega Byte: Usually I play to win, but right now I'm just playing not to be last... :(

M.U.L.E.: are you ganging up on us?

trst: no

C64 nostalgia: it's cool... just the questions aren't questions 30-year-olds would ask

trst: he usually makes a point of fucking me

C64 nostalgia: lol

C64 nostalgia: I play to play

Mega Byte: LOL

C64 nostalgia: you should see us play RISK

Mega Byte: Nice one...

M.U.L.E.: what age range are my questions???

M.U.L.E.: =(

trst: awwww

trst: he's just trying to draw you out cos we don't know anything about you

M.U.L.E.: i'm a mule fan and i'm 30

C64 nostalgia: i'm truly sorry if I offended you

M.U.L.E.: cool

C64 nostalgia: ask away... please

Mega Byte: Wow

Mega Byte: A chance to catch up.

Mega Byte: :S

Mega Byte: Or at least make some ground.

Mega Byte: trst...

Mega Byte: You just gave C64 the game on that one...

trst: how?

Mega Byte: Watch the ore price...

Mega Byte: 2 mules left

Mega Byte: No ore

trst: what could i do?

Mega Byte: Both will get used the next turn.

Mega Byte: Ore price would be high

Mega Byte: Leave the store ore alone

trst: i am ahead of him so the game gives it to him in a tie

Mega Byte: Ahead?

Mega Byte: You finished the buy out.

Mega Byte: He had 50

Mega Byte: more spoils

trst: yeah but i'm making ore

Mega Byte: and he was out of cash.

Mega Byte: Yes.

Mega Byte: And he will have more in the end.

trst: he wouldn't have 50 if you hadn't sold to him at 93

Mega Byte: I had no money

Mega Byte: And the store would still be full if you didn't buy it..

Mega Byte: that is the point of the crush

Mega Byte: But that's ok.

Round 9 of 12

trst: crush>?

Mega Byte: You just seemed like you didn't understand how it works.

C64 nostalgia: mb, has a point

Mega Byte: Cash crush

trst: i might not

trst: what is cash crush?

C64 nostalgia: like treadmills...

Mega Byte: LOL

C64 nostalgia: being out of money

trst: you couldn't have bought the rest?

C64 nostalgia: not all no

Mega Byte: Forgot I had no energy

Mega Byte: Until after I bought that mule...

Mega Byte: :(

M.U.L.E.: c64 do you visit trst in ny?

C64 nostalgia: not yet

M.U.L.E.: are you a democrat?

C64 nostalgia: i'm scared of nyc

C64 nostalgia: partly true

Mega Byte: haha

M.U.L.E.: partly democrat?

C64 nostalgia: sure why not

trst: i haven't seen c64 is almost ten years

M.U.L.E.: hmmm

trst: in

C64 nostalgia: wow, that long?

Mega Byte: See...

C64 nostalgia: 2002?

Mega Byte: And I lost my chance to catch up, becuase no energy. :)

trst: when you disappeared like kaiser soze

C64 nostalgia: but at least, you have a good chat

Mega Byte: Pirates are coming.

C64 nostalgia: to disappear is a nice thing

Mega Byte: I can feel it. ;0

C64 nostalgia: be gone! be gone!!!

M.U.L.E.: trst did you bust out c64's teeth?

C64 nostalgia: the pavement did it

trst: did you get curbed?

C64 nostalgia: over the bars onto my face

M.U.L.E.: curbed?

C64 nostalgia: front brakes worked, back ones didn'

C64 nostalgia: t

C64 nostalgia: DAMN

Round 10 of 12

C64 nostalgia: LOL

trst: bite the sidewalk and someone kicks in the back of your head, also sometimes breaking your neck

M.U.L.E.: a bycicle?

C64 nostalgia: yep

C64 nostalgia: mb, so where were your formative years spent?

trst: australia

Mega Byte: This game is so screwed...

Mega Byte: Hmmm

Mega Byte: Hard to say.

Mega Byte: Life's been a bitch.

trst: MB

trst: nmind

Mega Byte: :D

Mega Byte: Living in Tokyo now, I think has been the most enjoyable.

Mega Byte: But I have visted many countries as well.

Mega Byte: 35 in total

M.U.L.E.: do you speak japanese???

Mega Byte: I like Argentina

Mega Byte: Hai nihongo des

C64 nostalgia: wow... i feel like north american scum

Mega Byte: Yeah, is it tasty?

trst: mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mega Byte: I like the Indonesian scum, especially on toast.

Mega Byte: North American scum lacks a certain.... culture. ;)

C64 nostalgia: exactly

Mega Byte: hehe

Mega Byte: COME ON

Mega Byte: Get me out of LAST PLACE.

Mega Byte: Wow...

Mega Byte: I'm a full 4000 away from getting 3rd

Mega Byte: I'm dead.

Round 11 of 12

trst: MB

Mega Byte: I'm not used to doing this bad.

trst: if you and i buy up the store of ore we would both get a boost

Mega Byte: In fact, I don't think I've ever finished last in a game...

Mega Byte: Too much there

Mega Byte: At too high a price now.

trst: we can do it

trst: trust me

trst: we buy it all up this round and then in round 12 i'll let go of 4 mules

trst: you and i are already invested in ore

Mega Byte: Won't happen.

trst: it won't happen by myself

Mega Byte: Too much money, and not enough time to get it back to 230 when all plots are filled

Mega Byte: This was buggered earlier, when you bought at the wrong time.

trst: i will release four of my plots!

C64 nostalgia: do we know anything about MULE? other than he's 30

C64 nostalgia: or she

trst: what do you have to lose anyway?

Mega Byte: 4th place

M.U.L.E.: why r u gonna help mega

M.U.L.E.: =(

Mega Byte: I have another plan to not finish last...

trst: trying to help myself

Mega Byte: But thanks for the offer.

C64 nostalgia: 2 plots, mr. pest!

trst: u want in?

Mega Byte: Go ahead, buy the store.

Mega Byte: This is a very bad idea in round 11

M.U.L.E.: i hope i'm not last

C64 nostalgia: very weird game...

trst: for this to work i will release 5 mules but somebody's gotta buy up the ones in the store

C64 nostalgia: almost like a show

Mega Byte: Bah

trst: c64?

Mega Byte: Now I'm further behind...

M.U.L.E.: ?

C64 nostalgia: i got the store

trst: cool

Round 12 of 12

M.U.L.E.: are you ganging up on me?

trst: no

trst: i tried to let you buy some ore

Mega Byte: Hmm

Mega Byte: SHould have put it badk.

C64 nostalgia: i'll give you 2 plots too

trst: serious?

C64 nostalgia: yes

trst: we need 5 so i'll do 3

M.U.L.E.: ???

M.U.L.E.: what are you talking about?

M.U.L.E.: why did you do that?

trst: the increase the value of the ore i bought last round

trst: i didn't do it the best i could though

M.U.L.E.: yu play ruff

trst: hope it worked. there's a variable

C64 nostalgia: i'm still learning from others are still

trst: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mega Byte: No way...

Mega Byte: F-sake...

Mega Byte: That's new.

Mega Byte: Haven't seen that before.

trst: i gave you a ticket for this train, my man

M.U.L.E.: i didn't know what you were doing

M.U.L.E.: i never have seen this strategy

C64 nostalgia: all the mules plus 4 or 5 plots

trst: 4 might do it but i'm always too scared

C64 nostalgia: wow 70

Mega Byte: In any case, trst... all you did was make C64 the guaranteed winner...

Mega Byte: In both cases, he is the biggest gainer in this, not you.

trst: it will be close, i think

trst: either way i gained 10000

Mega Byte: No, not close.

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Score saved

trst: 1500

Mega Byte: Well, good colony score at least.

Mega Byte: Yeah, close is 200

C64 nostalgia: sorry mb, it was a weird game... i was just trying stuff after I had the second food plot

trst: well, i'm learning mb

Mega Byte: Yes, and that learn curve helped to land me last...

Mega Byte: thanks for that.

Mega Byte left the game

M.U.L.E. left the game

Mega Byte was disconnected

M.U.L.E. was disconnected

trst: what a faggot

trst left the game

trst was disconnected