Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

Howie joined the game in slot 1

shrtngr8 visits

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shrtngr8 visits

shrtngr8 joined the game in slot 2

Howie: hi

shrtngr8: hi

shrtngr8: wanna fuck

Howie: http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac280/Howie1388/cityyy.jpg

Howie: poobslag

mamor414 visits

Howie: welcome

mamor414 joined the game in slot 3

shrtngr8: someones rearin to go

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Howie: you got me mamor

Howie: thought you were bailing

mamor414: i'll be in 5 min if nobody is joining

mamor414: that's it, im out

mamor414 unjoined the game

Howie: aw come on

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shrtngr8: hes threatening

mamor414 visits

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Gunnar visits

Gunnar joined the game in slot 3

Gunnar: howdy

Howie: hia

tannerifl visits

tannerifl joined the game in slot 4

Howie: shrt space it

Round 1 of 12

Round 2 of 12

shrtngr8: real nail biter there

shrtngr8: im the best wompus rounder uper in the west

Howie: coooooooool

shrtngr8: fuck u dick

shrtngr8: space tanner

Round 3 of 12

Howie: womp it up

shrtngr8: its wamp it up

shrtngr8: idiot

Howie: wow

shrtngr8: wampiece

Howie: your too cool for me

shrtngr8: i justk now how to spell

Howie: yea i can tell

Round 4 of 12

shrtngr8: watch out for those walls gunnar theyll get u every time

shrtngr8: gunnar hows it feel to be 3rd best in the world at this game

shrtngr8: o the strong silent type eh?

shrtngr8: trap the wampus

shrtngr8: spank the wampus

Howie: ride the wampus

shrtngr8: bang the wampus

shrtngr8: slap the wampus's tits

shrtngr8: suck its dick

Round 5 of 12

shrtngr8: pwnd by the wampus

Howie: it doesnt like me as much b/c i dont suck its dick

Round 6 of 12

shrtngr8: 69 the wampus

Howie: see the big button on the keyboard tanner?

shrtngr8: its called space bar

Howie: press it

shrtngr8: you hit it

Howie: it feels good

shrtngr8: internet high five howie

tannerifl: lololol

shrtngr8: now slap the space

tannerifl: i like counting up the numbers to make sure its right

shrtngr8: yea

shrtngr8: ok buddy

Howie: good idea

tannerifl: cant trust these here computers

shrtngr8: let me get my pencil and paper

shrtngr8: click it fuck

tannerifl: theyll jip ya

shrtngr8: the joke is over

tannerifl: i like the pulsing beat

shrtngr8: i should never hear the bridge in the song

shrtngr8: that means its been too long

Howie: kicking in

Howie: 5

Howie: 4

Howie: 3

Howie: 2

Round 7 of 12

Howie: 1

Gunnar: sorry, playing fullscreen :]

shrtngr8: we were talkin to u gunnnar

Gunnar: i want #1 :p

shrtngr8: why are u goin for smithore

shrtngr8: seems like an amateur move at face value

Gunnar: x6, then crystite

Gunnar: multiples of x3 ftw

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Computer takes over tannerifl

Gunnar: and i phear pirates :]

shrtngr8: ftw?

Gunnar: for the win

shrtngr8: p

shrtngr8: o

Gunnar: and i fear bugs too :]

shrtngr8: wut do u mean multiples of x3

shrtngr8: hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Gunnar: x3, x6 and x9 give bonus

Gunnar: production wise

Gunnar: now ill go crystite

shrtngr8: x means connected?

Gunnar: no just base prod, but connected gets a bonus too

shrtngr8: o

Round 8 of 12

Round 9 of 12

shrtngr8: ow

shrtngr8: this game is just cruel

Round 10 of 12

Gunnar: Irata is a harsh mistress :p

shrtngr8: what do u mean by mistress

shrtngr8: i thought it was a planet

Gunnar: its and old saying, "x is a ..."

shrtngr8: is a what?

Gunnar: x whatever ...is a harsh mistress

shrtngr8: explain

Gunnar: you must be a youngin' :] no offense

Gunnar: harsh mistresses can be wonderful and cruel both

shrtngr8: why would i take offense for being young

Gunnar: just playing it safe :]

Howie: i think you mean stupid not young

Gunnar: Howie isnt politically correct :p

Howie: politics suck

Gunnar: agreed

shrtngr8: yea i hate obama

Gunnar: uh o, the secret service will be watching u now :p

shrtngr8: i dont think so

shrtngr8: were the last people they are worried about

Gunnar: not american then :]

Round 11 of 12

Gunnar: i just hope your taxes are less than our are going to be

Gunnar: RON PAUL! :p

shrtngr8: how old do you think i am?

shrtngr8: im guessing your 30+

Gunnar: yes...i dunno, teenager? harsh mistress is a very old saying so its hard to say, but then again if your new to english that might explain it too.

shrtngr8: 23

Gunnar: what country are u in?

shrtngr8: us

shrtngr8: what u want my address too?

Gunnar: uh no, just curious.

shrtngr8: lol

shrtngr8: im just kidding man

Gunnar: :]

Gunnar: 23..im suprised u never heard that expression before

shrtngr8: well i dont know nothing about mistresses

shrtngr8: im a faithful guy

shrtngr8: let me explain that joke i made previously tho

Gunnar: good keep it that way and dont become another Mark Sanford :p

shrtngr8: u asked a very very broad question

shrtngr8: as in what country i lived in

shrtngr8: and i gave you a mean answer as if to say you asked me a very specific question

shrtngr8: see the himor?

Gunnar: yes :]

shrtngr8: your so polite your making me feel terrible about myself

Gunnar: lol

Round 12 of 12

shrtngr8: terrible

shrtngr8: you gained such a big lead in the begiining with your smithore monopoly there was no way i could catch up

Gunnar: i was lucky, the bad luck i got wasnt all that bad. it could have been much worse and round 12 prices held up good

Game Over

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Gunnar: gg guys, happy trails

shrtngr8: gg

Howie: gg you 2

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