Training Mode - 9 Rounds
steyt joined the game in slot 1
WBGVyeto visits
for_fraks_sake visits
WBGVyeto joined the game in slot 2
for_fraks_sake joined the game in slot 3
steyt: waiting on derek
WBGVyeto: I basically remember hwo to play. Might take a round to refresh.
steyt: cool
steyt: yeah you're good at this type of shit
steyt: there's no pause so take your bathroom break now
nonzero visits
nonzero joined the game in slot 4
steyt: whatup
steyt: space bar starts
nonzero: nadda!
Round 1 of 9
steyt: food is the far right
steyt: i'll call you so you can ask questions for a refresher
WBGVyeto: Man, totally _don't_ remember everything...no worries though - can learn in process.
steyt: ok
steyt: space bar when on wumpus
steyt: to hunt
steyt: hit it a few times
steyt: !@#$
nonzero: yeah they did ;P
WBGVyeto: Love that soundtrack.
for_fraks_sake: ok, why did you buy energy?
steyt: BUTTONS
Round 2 of 9
steyt: Because the store has none
steyt: it's in demand
WBGVyeto: What's the thing I use to mine with a MULE?
WBGVyeto: For ore, not for Crystite
steyt: btw- get on that smithore bandwagon before derek drives the price up like last game
steyt: smithore
steyt: the gear symbol
steyt: second from left
WBGVyeto: Thx!
nonzero: wow, way to sleep with the company to get ahead
steyt: lol
steyt: Attention! Derek knows what the fuck he's doing. He's 1337.Phear.
WBGVyeto: Phear attained - wbgvyeto = n3wb.
nonzero: Who ME? Jon is the one who will drink your milkshake if you're not careful
steyt: derek and I have been playing this game since we were tots
for_fraks_sake: his milkshake does bring the boys to the yard
nonzero: yeah they did
steyt: fucking pirates
steyt: they don't take smithore though
steyt: i'm so wasting my cash
steyt: goddamint
steyt: ken you need energy
steyt: your mules don't produce without it
Round 3 of 9
steyt: clever fuckers
steyt: the auction would have a totally different feel if you couldn't go down
steyt: that was actually super smart ken
steyt: energy mules don't need energy
steyt: and you had a shortage
steyt: you still might
steyt: i'm not sure your smithore is going to produce
steyt: fuxored
for_fraks_sake: do they comsume before they payout?
WBGVyeto: FICLOJG WJPRESSDF!!!
nonzero: oooh burn, gotta keep putting out to keep your favours
steyt: i'm not exactly sure ken
WBGVyeto: FUKCKCKCKCKKCKCK
steyt: wow
steyt: there goes my energy monopoly
WBGVyeto: What the cock was that shit?
steyt: buttons here speed it up
steyt: that was the sound of you getting anally raped
steyt: fuck
steyt: that was the sound of derek kicking our ass
WBGVyeto: Ass kicked hten raped. Definitely need some tucks pads over here.
steyt: Raped THEN kicked, technically
WBGVyeto: This is so much worse than priosn.
WBGVyeto: prison.
steyt: might have wanted to charge him more for that food
WBGVyeto: At least in prison we had toilet wine. Now I've just got 2 buck chuck.
Round 4 of 9
nonzero: fycjk
WBGVyeto: Why yes, I DID just rebuy it. Fucking government taking my land - I'm going to start reading Jimmie's blog.
steyt: HOLY SHIT
steyt: LOOK AT THE MULE PRICE
for_fraks_sake: hot damn!!!
WBGVyeto: Rapetastic!
steyt: lol taxes
WBGVyeto: Fuck you - I'm glad your relative died.
steyt: heh
for_fraks_sake: damn government
steyt: nice bugs there
nonzero: I hat eyou!
WBGVyeto: Wow, not me this time? Really?
steyt: you should hire a terminator
steyt: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
steyt: hot tip: let the price go higher guys
WBGVyeto: My fresh crops bring all the boys to the yard.
steyt: how the fuck
Round 5 of 9
steyt: must be your food
steyt: wow that was a lot
steyt: LOL
WBGVyeto: FUCK GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK
steyt: fucking space gypsies
for_fraks_sake: hah!
steyt: way to just let them run amuck
WBGVyeto: It's almost like we need some sort of solution for this space gypsy problem. A final solution, that will take care of the problem once and for all.
steyt: We should produce the mother of all bombs (MOAB)
steyt: That'll scare them in to submission
WBGVyeto: I declare that we will come up with this final solution to the gypsy problem on the night we harvest crysore - the crysorenacht.
steyt: I can get behind this.
WBGVyeto: The lack of historical precedent makes this an intriguing solution.
WBGVyeto: WTF? I'M the breadbasket up in this bitch - how you gonna slow my roll?
steyt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WBGVyeto: WHAT THE FUCKKKK???
nonzero: wow
steyt: I'm literally ROFL over here
WBGVyeto: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
nonzero: someone hates you
for_fraks_sake: must be the in laws
steyt: you know this shit is all logged -- we need to bookmark this
WBGVyeto: Space Gypsies - they're polluting the purity of my homeland.
for_fraks_sake: third hand smoke
steyt: I thought you were going to hang on to that one unit for a souvinier
steyt: or however you spell that
steyt: (novelties, party tricks)
WBGVyeto: You droped yoru funny M.U.L.E. poop.
for_fraks_sake: bake it beeeeech
steyt: I don't htink you wanted to do that, V
steyt: you have an energy shortage now
WBGVyeto: Have to admit, getting a little drunk over here.
Round 6 of 9
steyt: heh
steyt: Hey V, nothing bad happened to you (yet) this round.
steyt: IT'S AMAZING!
WBGVyeto: It's very realistic in this game how you win money at the casino. This si definitely a good message for the kids.
steyt: Not only that, the more time you spend there--the better.
WBGVyeto: I hear the expansion for this game allows you to win prestige and honor at the "Rape-a-torium"
WBGVyeto: gh3y.
steyt: !@#$
WBGVyeto: FUCK FUCK FUCK this game.
WBGVyeto: FUCK
nonzero: hahahah
nonzero: Yeah, this is about right ;)
steyt: DON'T DO IT
steyt: heh
steyt: he's engineering another smithore shortage
WBGVyeto: Duhrrrinnnnnking - cannot hear your crazy moon language.
steyt: FUCK
nonzero: ohyeah!
nonzero: KOOLAID
for_fraks_sake: jon got the electric chair
steyt: MATH SUCKS
WBGVyeto: ROFL
steyt: CREDIT CARD: DENIED
Round 7 of 9
WBGVyeto: God I love that song.
steyt: I'LL BUY THIS
steyt: WITH ALL OF MY MONEY
steyt: interesting tactic
WBGVyeto: Lollercaust
for_fraks_sake: run away!!!
WBGVyeto: I just put the wrong thing in the wrong square because I am a rittard.
for_fraks_sake: that's what she said
steyt: I think you put the wrong em-faa-sis on the wrong syl-laah-bul
WBGVyeto: Is this hotel pager friendly?
WBGVyeto: You're gonna DIE CLOWN!@
steyt: button v
WBGVyeto: sorry
steyt: np
steyt: DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN
for_fraks_sake: capt'n need more power
steyt: wow
WBGVyeto: I wish my guy could go over there and hump you.
WBGVyeto: Lol no.
steyt: watch my energy spoilage
WBGVyeto: LOL dongs
steyt: ell oh ell
WBGVyeto: ROR
for_fraks_sake: damn boy
Round 8 of 9
steyt: inb4 price driven up
steyt: that was quite a steal
WBGVyeto: FUUUUUUU
for_fraks_sake: take him to the pub!
steyt: Avoid walking in to the wall like that.
steyt: It's a wall.
steyt: It's there to stop you.
WBGVyeto: Avoid having my cock impale your mom like that - she's a midget.
steyt: I lolled.
WBGVyeto: It is techniically bigger than her.
WBGVyeto: They prefer to be called "little people", but their love is so big.
steyt: Big love?
WBGVyeto: Big love - sausage fingers.
steyt: in before pirates anally rape me
steyt: in the ass
WBGVyeto: Power win!
steyt: holy shit batman
WBGVyeto: Boinga boinga boinga
steyt: liquidated assets
steyt: fuck year
for_fraks_sake: call me bernie
WBGVyeto: Nice crystite - go make a necklace, sissy.
steyt: You have food.
steyt: and energy
WBGVyeto: It made America great.
steyt: Yes! Michigan! The feeling forever.
WBGVyeto: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU
Round 9 of 9
steyt: Ooooie!
steyt: If Al fucking Depree suggests I become a fan of The Watertower Detroit one more time, I'm going to shit on Vyeto's mother.
steyt: nice
WBGVyeto: So, wait - this is a very normal thing? Or are you uspet about this. Because when you shit on my mohter we just make soup...
steyt: Wow.
steyt: Bean soup?
steyt: Corn chowder?
steyt: Wow, I think I successfully grossed myself out.
WBGVyeto: FUCK YOU FUCKING OFFWORLD PIMP
steyt: FUCK YEAH ARTIFICIAL DUMBNESS!
for_fraks_sake: did you see that!
WBGVyeto: We call it "beany corn pleaser"
for_fraks_sake: you should call it the corny bean pleaser
steyt: Heh
steyt: You're really digging that energy market
steyt: see the key is, you need there to be one trade at a high value
steyt: the energy
WBGVyeto: I'm like T. Boone Pickens
steyt: Derek must be AFK
WBGVyeto: Drunk and very racist.
steyt: heh
nonzero: I like watching
nonzero: The dots add up
steyt: word!
WBGVyeto: I couldn't remember if there's some benefit to holding on to all this shit.
steyt: my speculation has failed
WBGVyeto: Actually , I don't relaly know what "wins" teh game.
WBGVyeto: Errr...remember, rather.
nonzero: muhahah
WBGVyeto: Lol - Crystite trolled
steyt: heh
steyt: >implying
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
steyt: !@#$
nonzero: Yeah dawg
WBGVyeto: FUCK YEAH!
steyt: Nice one D
WBGVyeto: Okay, so what the hell is the victory condition?
steyt: pretty fucking close!
for_fraks_sake: whta tthe FFF?
steyt: total
nonzero: I don't get how asses are done
nonzero: you have 103 more than me, but 10 more crystite
nonzero: they're worth 10?
steyt: asses: quantity in stock x last transaction price
nonzero: or less, really
nonzero: more food, more enegry, and a little less smithwhore
WBGVyeto: Oh, so like selling my shit cheap hurts me. I get it.
steyt: yes
nonzero: and that does not equal 103 points
steyt: it is, in fact, under nine thousandths
WBGVyeto: Alright - this is me writing my blog for tomorrow and going to bed.
steyt: ok I need to go watch lost
steyt: later gusy
nonzero: peace out!
WBGVyeto: Fuck work - anyone need a good pizza cook?
steyt: heh
steyt: later
WBGVyeto: later skater tater gators.
for_fraks_sake: cho
nonzero: was fun! talk to ya'll later!