Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Howie joined the game in slot 1
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Subarubrat visits
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Round 1 of 12
Round 2 of 12
Howie: sweet
Round 3 of 12
Howie: ha
Comrade Kangaroo: Poop! I thought I was blue for a minute
Comrade Kangaroo: Curse my stupidity!
shrtngr8: your weird
Comrade Kangaroo: I try
Round 4 of 12
Howie: wow
Comrade Kangaroo: Sometimes it's that easy
Comrade Kangaroo: Subaru, you around?
shrtngr8: you really value proper sentence punctuations dont you?
Comrade Kangaroo: It's a lost skill
shrtngr8: im guessing your over 35
Comrade Kangaroo: Wrong
shrtngr8: 30
Comrade Kangaroo: But I could be if you want to pretend
shrtngr8: those are the only people that havve it
shrtngr8: no im not some sick fuck
Comrade Kangaroo: Nah, I'm just good with words, that's all
Round 5 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: They pretty much beat good proper punctuation into you during college
shrtngr8: hmm
shrtngr8: not where i went
shrtngr8: and there is a differnece between knowing it
shrtngr8: and using it at your discretion
Comrade Kangaroo: Too bad.
Howie: two bad.
Round 6 of 12
shrtngr8: hit space bar
shrtngr8: subaru u should read the instructions
Subarubrat: Really which part
Round 7 of 12
shrtngr8: the part about spacebar
Comrade Kangaroo: Now, now children. Settle down. We all have to live here together for the next few months
shrtngr8: u really are a weird one arnt u comrade
Comrade Kangaroo: That's how my momma made me
shrtngr8: its mother not "momma"
Comrade Kangaroo: Don't get started with me.
shrtngr8: why not?
Comrade Kangaroo: I could point out some bad abbreviations on your part
shrtngr8: i dont hold my self to any standards
Comrade Kangaroo: Are you sure? I bet you hold yourself to the standard of pooping in a toilet
shrtngr8: u should read the part about having enough food and power to subaru
Comrade Kangaroo: And pooping in the toilet
shrtngr8: what the fuck are you
shrtngr8: SPACE
Subarubrat: Obsessed with shit, Israili
Round 8 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: No, I'd just prefer if everyone put poop in it's proper place
shrtngr8: comrade
shrtngr8: im not trying to be mean
shrtngr8: but you should prolly be locked up
Subarubrat: Out the window of a moving car?
Comrade Kangaroo: How about after I'm first-founder
Comrade Kangaroo: Not playing like that I won't
shrtngr8: one day youll explain why your trying to get a monopoly on all the smithore
shrtngr8: even tho the store has enough and were nearing the end of the game
shrtngr8: unless u forsee a fire i dont get it
Comrade Kangaroo: It sells for a good price still and it doesn't look like I got much crystite where I'm at, so I'm trying to make money while I can
shrtngr8: how do u know it will sell for a good price
shrtngr8: especially when your buying it so high
shrtngr8: exactly
Subarubrat: He has in in with goldstein
Subarubrat: Over at GOldman sachs
Comrade Kangaroo: There are ways to manipulate the price
shrtngr8: yea i know
shrtngr8: but i dont see how u could
Comrade Kangaroo: Still 4 turns left
shrtngr8: u better pray for a fire
shrtngr8: or your fucked
shrtngr8: u got 25 mules in the making
Comrade Kangaroo: Nah, I'm pooped
shrtngr8: u going to piss them all away
Round 9 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: You getting and energy crystite MULE? That some kinda upgrade?
Comrade Kangaroo: Uh oh, the typo finally arrives
shrtngr8: i have no idea what your trying to say
Comrade Kangaroo: parlez vous francais?
shrtngr8: no
shrtngr8: hablo espanol
Comrade Kangaroo: non
Comrade Kangaroo: Do you like cheese?
shrtngr8: what is wrong with you
Comrade Kangaroo: Nothing wrong with cheese
Comrade Kangaroo: You know, talking to you is more fun than playing...
Subarubrat: I like Cheese, hate hatians
Comrade Kangaroo: Well they don't want your cheese anyway
shrtngr8: dont sell to him
shrtngr8: nice
Comrade Kangaroo: My gift to you
shrtngr8: thanks
Comrade Kangaroo: My only request is that you learn to use proper punctuation
Round 10 of 12
Howie: .
shrtngr8: i dont have to learn
shrtngr8: i just have to decide
Comrade Kangaroo: But learning is good for you
Subarubrat: Thats funny no matter who you are
Comrade Kangaroo: Ba-boom?
Comrade Kangaroo: Oh What?
Comrade Kangaroo: Too bad I don't have any
shrtngr8: yea
Comrade Kangaroo: Too bad I don't know how to not use punctuation properly
Comrade Kangaroo: Did I mention poop?
Comrade Kangaroo: and where it goes?
Comrade Kangaroo: psst
Comrade Kangaroo: It's in the toilet
Round 11 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: shrtngr8, you're my hero
shrtngr8: why
Comrade Kangaroo: So wise in the ways of internet chat
Comrade Kangaroo: and spacebars
Comrade Kangaroo: No witty retort?
shrtngr8: i got nothin
Comrade Kangaroo: No punctuation, that's for sure
shrtngr8: well i havnt seen u put a period at the end of any of your sentences
Comrade Kangaroo: We got ourselves a regular TS Elliot over here
Comrade Kangaroo: Only my sentance fragments, friend
Round 12 of 12
shrtngr8: its sentence
Subarubrat: You two sound like my wife
Comrade Kangaroo: I think it's shpadoinkle
Comrade Kangaroo: Oh by the way, it's Short and Great
shrtngr8: im impressed
shrtngr8: most people assume its short nigger 8
shrtngr8: u got it right tho
Subarubrat: I hate them
Comrade Kangaroo: That's what I thought at first
Subarubrat: But google image Amai Liu
Comrade Kangaroo: But then I looked it up on the interwebs
Subarubrat: Thank me later
Comrade Kangaroo: I'll thank you for losing now. Thanks!
shrtngr8: looked wut up
Comrade Kangaroo: Fuck!
shrtngr8: not so fast
Comrade Kangaroo: You just might win this one, Short and Great
Comrade Kangaroo: If you win, I'll never use punctuation again
shrtngr8: lol
Comrade Kangaroo: Must be a good luck charm or something
Comrade Kangaroo: Good game, everyone!
Comrade Kangaroo: Very entertaining
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shrtngr8: good game
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Howie: gg
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