Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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Pescado: Private party.

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trixie: NO MUTANTS ALLOWED

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trixie: NO MUTANTS ALLOWED.

Pescado: This is a private party, BTW.

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Pescado: Wonder how all these people are getting here.

Elvie: No clue.

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Kewian: which quad do I get?

Pescado: SW

Round 1 of 12

Kewian: energy?

trixie: I'm not Food, by the way.

Pescado: Elvie is food, then.

trixie: Yes.

Pescado: Or not.

trixie: Well.

Pescado: Great, this game is going to be very fail.

trixie: We could restart.

Elvie: oh shit

Pescado: No, we'll jst run with it.

trixie: No energy, no food.

trixie: It's going to be *fun*

Pescado: And I think the WHale just failed.

trixie: Like the Dwarf Fortress "fun".

Kewian: how did I fail? Mts are for smithore right?

trixie: Yes, but you almost let your mule free.

trixie: You managed not to, though.

trixie: Congratulations!

Pescado: I think we may be able to survive as long as the store doesn't catch fire.

Pescado: But rationing wil be critical.

trixie: Oh, now that you SAID that, it will.

Pescado: Who Elvie is doing food, then?

Kewian: `yay.. NO food!

trixie: Yes, Pescado.

Pescado: Be sure to claim the river next to the store.

Pescado: Then you can manage on short ration.

Pescado: Down

Pescado: Idiot.

trixie: TARD PARTY

Pescado: Now we have to wait through this stupid thing.

Pescado: If you are not selling, declare buy.

Pescado: Then we can end it quickly.

Pescado: Buy one unit only.

trixie: ELVIE

Elvie: sticky button, sorry

Pescado: Whale, it's out.

Pescado: There's no more.

trixie: Hur.

Kewian: fuck you

Round 2 of 12

Kewian: `im fucked

Pescado: Not if you deploy southwest of the store.

trixie: Elvie isn't good at foodlording, really. Wrong province.

Pescado: That's a fine spot.

Kewian: Im hitting the spacebar.

Pescado: Oh, excellent.

Kewian: fucking game

trixie: Oh, what luck.

trixie: Free food!

trixie: KEWHALE

Pescado: ELVIE

trixie: THAT IS ELVIES

trixie: ELVIE'S, rather.

trixie: OFFS

Kewian: oh well why should anything go right for me.

Pescado: At least nothing went WRONG.

trixie: Like it did for ME?

Kewian: it will

trixie: Also, Elvie, tradition dictates that I'll get that border between us (except for the bit you took, at least) since you have the four rivers.

Kewian: I could not get land and I hit my spacebar.

Elvie: ok

Pescado: You don't have food anyway, so meh.

Pescado: PLANT FUDZ

trixie: Two foods, even.

Elvie: yeah!

Pescado: Oh, yay.

Elvie: boo

Pescado: Now the FUN starts.

trixie: No energy!

Pescado: Stupid WHALE.

trixie: FFS KEWHALE

trixie: STOP HOGGING.

trixie: Kewhale, you suck.

Kewian: so do you when you gouge me

trixie: Are you hallucinating?

trixie: I'm not even selling anything!

Kewian: you have always in the past done it

trixie: No, I haven't.

Round 3 of 12

Pescado: Try to install ENERGIES this time.

Elvie: yay!

Pescado: Dammit, quit walking in circles.

Elvie: wtf

Kewian: `Iknow

Pescado: You had enough time to do it, WHY DID YOU GO IN WEIRD DIRECTIONS?

Kewian: I time limits tend to make me panicky.

Pescado: IGNORE THE TIME.

Pescado: JUST WALK.

Pescado: You should ALWAYS be able to install two mules.

trixie: OFFS, it moved to the other mountain through some sort of magic.

Pescado: t always does that.

Pescado: Okay, this is very bad.

trixie: We are screwed.

Pescado: RATIONING.

Pescado: ONE person moves for food at a time.

Pescado: And ONLY in the specified amounts.

Elvie: price?

Pescado: About 50ish, I think.

trixie: Price needs to go way down.

Pescado: Well, I guess the game sees a horrible shortage.

trixie: OFFS

trixie: KEWHALE

Pescado: STupid WHALE>

trixie: You had the MOST food.

trixie: You did not need to take any.

Kewian: `

Pescado: It does NOTHING with it.

Kewian: I had a shortage.

Pescado: Now it cannot even develop!

Round 4 of 12

Kewian: shit

trixie: THE HELL

Kewian: Ill sell it

Kewian: That was an accident

Pescado: Every idiotic thing you do is FAIL.

Kewian: look I bumped on the spacebar and I did not expect that to happen

trixie: Thus proving that you are stupid.

Pescado: You never EXPECT anything.

Kewian: normally I have to beat the hell out of it towork.

Pescado: That is your problem!

trixie: Anyway, since you yoinked our food, you have plenty of time to sell the land.

trixie: Do that FIRST.

Pescado: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?

Elvie: zut alors

trixie: This is NOT Operation: MULE Freedom.

Kewian: I know that. DAMN

Pescado: no time

Pescado: PAY ATTENTION.

trixie: Woot!

Pescado: Controlled sell, 4 units.

Pescado: WHale.

Pescado: Elvie, down.

Pescado: Stupid WHALE.

Pescado: You were supposed to sell 4 units so you would have enough money to develop.

Pescado: At least we haz food.

Pescado: Whale, GTFO

Pescado: DOWN.

trixie: Fucking WHALE.

Pescado: WHale, you don't move unless we tell you to move, get it?

Pescado: Quit screwing things up.

trixie: Fucking WHALE, prices need to be HIGHER.

trixie: NOT LOWER.

trixie: Quit fucking everything over.

Kewian: fucking trixie` I NEED MONEY

Round 5 of 12

trixie: For what?

trixie: You don't USE it.

Kewian: do you want me to soup

Pescado: No, we want you to stick to the PLAN.

Kewian: oh I can buy al ot with 80 bucks

trixie: Fuck you, whale. Not everything is about you.

Kewian: nor you either saltfucker

Pescado: Elvie, install some backup solars.

Elvie: sure

trixie: Heh, Kewian gets paid to be dumb.

Pescado: Since Trixie scrapped one of our important solar collectors.

trixie: It's like real life!

Kewian: shut the fuck up

Pescado: Install the solar first.

trixie: Elvie, I think you should sell any surplus food to the store to reduce the cost a bit.

Elvie: k

trixie: FFS

Pescado: Well, at least that event will stop happening no.

Pescado: I have no idea what Elvie was thinking.

Elvie: ah well

Pescado: What is with all this rampant hamtardism today?

Pescado: STAY ON THE FLOOR LINE, One at a time!

Pescado: MOVE

trixie: HAMTARDISM, thou strikest again.

Pescado: WHale, down.

Pescado: Elvie, up.

Pescado: MOVE

Pescado: STUPDI WHALE.

Pescado: WTF are you doing, trying to cause another food short?

trixie: Whale is stupid and sucks, as always.

Kewian: shut your fucking piehole already.

Round 6 of 12

Elvie: moar energy?

Pescado: Mine

trixie: Yes, because I'm converting my last energy for Smithore.

trixie: You know, there would be much better production bonii if Elvie sells me her Smithore province, since it is in the way of my strip mine plan.

Pescado: You CAN place more than one mule in a turn.

Pescado: You know, Trixie, youcould just install an entirely NEW mule instead.

trixie: I could.

Pescado: You don't scrap mules while you are still undeveloped.

trixie: But why bother? Round trip time will be the same.

Pescado: If you had installed two new mules, you'd have two mules AND the energy.

trixie: Ah, I see. No, I wanted that province particularly.

Elvie: I was afraid I'd lose the mule last turn. My reflexes are shit tonight.

trixie: BARELY in time.

Pescado: At least you managed not to miss it.

Elvie: price?

Pescado: Just do what I do.

Round 7 of 12

Pescado: NOtice how our score is crap this time.

Pescado: Smithore Buyback starts soon.

trixie: Elvie, any chance you'll sell your Smithore province and focus on energy?

Pescado: Worry about it when you finish developing your own plots!

Elvie: There's your answer...

Kewian: welfare

Pescado: ELvie is fully developed, you are down 3 plots

Pescado: You do not need more land.

trixie: WHALEFARE!

trixie: The same one!

Pescado: BUY BACK TIME.

Pescado: All of it must go.

Pescado: ALL

Pescado: DOwn

Pescado: Don't sell to the store! :P

Elvie: it wasn't much

Round 8 of 12

Kewian: WELFARE

Pescado: PROFIT!

Elvie: kewl

Round 9 of 12

Elvie: hey!

Elvie: My spacebar is getting a beating.

Pescado: You people have terrible coordination and spend too much time humping walls.

trixie: Pescado: In my case, the client is acting up again.

Kewian: excuses are like assholes

trixie: Tomorrow, it'll hopefully be better, assuming it's a hardware issue.

Elvie: Huh.

Kewian: lovely

Pescado: SPACE

Kewian: oh fuck

trixie: Kewian, push the button.

Pescado: Not getting any higher.

Elvie: hell's bells

Round 10 of 12

Kewian: now what I have nothing to develop

trixie: Smithore is down.

trixie: Prices are slashed.

trixie: So swap those out for something nonsuck.

Kewian: go to the land first right

trixie: Bah. Fucking thing breaks at the *WORST* possible moment.

Pescado: AS usual, trixie burns all his time humping walls.

trixie: I swear, the goddamn thing has acheived sentience somehow, and it is EVIL.

Pescado: I think you just have terrible coordination brought about by a lifestyle of hunting prey that never dodges.

trixie: I wonder if someone ran a python script to import skynet.

trixie: Pescado: No, I have good coordination, usually.

Pescado: I mean, it's not like your WEEDY VEGETABLES ever EVADE YOUR POUNCES.

trixie: I am a fast typist, most of the time, and I have great hand/eye...

trixie: Because there are other reasons to gain skills besides "need to eat".

Pescado: You say that, yet you hump walls.

Pescado: Yes, but few are quite as motivating as needing to eat.

trixie: Not really. For me, needing to eat isn't particularly motivating, because I hate eating.

trixie: OFFS

Elvie: wut

Kewian: nice

Pescado: That was gonna happen sooner or later.

Pescado: Everything ELSE has.

Pescado: There will always be at least one pirate attack, although ideally, it happens on like turn 4.

Round 11 of 12

trixie: Bah.

Pescado: AS usual, Trixie's hesitation fails.

trixie: Hesitation?

Pescado: Yes, you waffled on the issue.

Pescado: You picked it up, ran a bit, ran back, put it back...

trixie: Whut

trixie: I didn't do that.

trixie: My hand wasn't even anywhere near the KEY to do that.

Pescado: What about the secondary key?

trixie: There's a secondary key?

Pescado: ...yes.

trixie: What, "w" or one of the other common arrow-key analogues?

Pescado: Yes

trixie: I shall keep that in mind - I don't *think* I hit W, but it is possible.

Round 12 of 12

Pescado: I think it's funny that I have dirtmines outproducing his meteor strike.

trixie: That's because you managed to finish your stripmine.

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Elvie: yay?

trixie: I am impressed by how well we always do despite persistent hamtardedness.

Pescado: WE didn't get the best end, so kinda boosauce because KEWHALE FAILED.

Pescado: Oh, we do awfully.

Pescado: People have scores of like 250K

Kewian: I saw more failsauce.

trixie: Certainly, Pescado, but we SHOULD be doing worse, given that we have THE WHALE and they don't.

Kewian: Trixie released several mules and did not finish his plots.

trixie: Here's the difference:

Kewian: OH go to hell trixie.

trixie: I do it intermittently, when my client starts to bug up.

trixie: You do it CONSTANTLY.

Kewian: EXCUSES

Kewian: No. I did it once.

trixie: So you, naturally, end up worse for it, because it only happens to me rarely.

Kewian: Bullshit.

Elvie: I think kewian is getting a little better in following instructions.

trixie: OK, Kewian.

trixie: Explain this:

Elvie: A little.