Training Mode - 12 Rounds
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DJDeadbolt: join my game yo
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RZPolaris: Ping is 117.
DJDeadbolt: im new... how do I push ready?
RZPolaris: Your action button is space by default, but you can change it.
Round 1 of 12
DJDeadbolt: im fairly confused
RZPolaris: I'd recommend watching the training video, then playing a few training matches against AI bots.
DJDeadbolt: okay... well I'm kinda figuring it out
RZPolaris: It's a bizarre game.
Round 2 of 12
DJDeadbolt: what is crystite?
RZPolaris: A resource that's distributed randomly "underground." It's sold "off-world" at a random price.
RZPolaris: It's the only resource that's not in the store.
RZPolaris: You'll have a food shortage next round.
DJDeadbolt: wont I produce some?
RZPolaris: You sold so much you sold your stock for consumption next round.
DJDeadbolt: ok I think I understand the auctions now
Round 3 of 12
RZPolaris: So the round after that, you'll have basically no development time.
RZPolaris: Energy affe - ARG! J.I.M. got the crystite deposit! - energy affects the production of your MULEs.
DJDeadbolt: yep confused again ha ha ha
RZPolaris: Good. I didn't want that plot.
DJDeadbolt: why did I only get like 5 seconds?
RZPolaris: You had no food for your guy.
DJDeadbolt: oh okay I see
Round 4 of 12
RZPolaris: That strategy has never worked out that well for me before.
DJDeadbolt: that was awesome
RZPolaris: Well, now the smithore market's gonna be shot for most of the game.
RZPolaris: They use it to make more MULEs.
DJDeadbolt: that good that there'll be more mules right?
RZPolaris: Yeah, and they'll be cheap.
Round 5 of 12
RZPolaris: Guess not.
DJDeadbolt: ya super expensive
RZPolaris: Must be because I forced the price of smithore up so high.
RZPolaris: Well, it's nice that the game shows how aggressively successful speculation ruins markets.
Round 6 of 12
DJDeadbolt: what do the assays do?
RZPolaris: Determine how much crystite is minable from a plot.
DJDeadbolt: oh okay
DJDeadbolt: im poor ha ha ha
RZPolaris: It happens.
RZPolaris: This game is like the bridge between Monopoly and Civilization.
DJDeadbolt: its fun.... I'm hooked
Round 7 of 12
DJDeadbolt: can I sell plots?
RZPolaris: Yeah, but I'm not sure how. There's a land office in the base.
RZPolaris: I can't see where that wumpus was.
RZPolaris: I thought the bots were dumb for a while there.
DJDeadbolt: i feel dumb
DJDeadbolt: ha ha ha
Round 8 of 12
RZPolaris: You didn't lose any plots, did you?
RZPolaris: Maybe they go on auction next turn.
DJDeadbolt: ya I didnt get any money either
Round 9 of 12
RZPolaris: Yeah.
DJDeadbolt: booo
RZPolaris: Collecting shiny stuff.
Round 10 of 12
DJDeadbolt: ha ha ha they stole all of your shiny stuff
RZPolaris: (shakes fist) Piraaaaates!
Round 11 of 12
Round 12 of 12
DJDeadbolt: what happens at the end?
RZPolaris: Never played that far before.
RZPolaris: Okay, that's just a "Sell land? Yes/no" room, not "sell multiple plots."
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
DJDeadbolt: ok sweet
RZPolaris: Good game. That was fun.
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