Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
poobslag joined the game in slot 1
dayd231 visits
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dayd231 joined the game in slot 2
poobslag: ey buddy
dayd231: eu??
poobslag: nah US
dayd231: clica espasso
poobslag: hmm you want AI?
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umikami visits
umikami joined the game in slot 2
Comrade Kangaroo visits
Comrade Kangaroo joined the game in slot 3
umikami: don't play with that guy again
poobslag: play with who?
Comrade Kangaroo: Stupid QuantumGod
poobslag: "dayd231"?
umikami: ruins my abandon record too
poobslag: or "quantumgod"? who is that?
umikami: quantum
umikami: i worried at beginning
umikami: i told you guys
umikami: he has 3 games plays 5 abandons
umikami: i should not have hit ready
Comrade Kangaroo: Oh well, I gave him a chance
umikami: hehe
Comrade Kangaroo: I'll play with anyone once
umikami: i hope there is a black list function later in the game
umikami: i've played with one cheater too
poobslag: or some kind of vague "reputation" like early versions of AOL Instant Messager had,
umikami: 2 guys working together or maybe same guy on one computer
poobslag: Where you can like "complain" about someone and it gives them a bad reputation
umikami: they try that on xbox live
umikami: but i don't think it works
poobslag: hmm it used to work for AOL Instant Messager
Mortigalli visits
Mortigalli joined the game in slot 4
Comrade Kangaroo: Yay!
poobslag: hey morty you played before or this your first game?
poobslag: like you know how to play MULE?
Mortigalli: first online game
umikami: gmm
umikami: hmm
Mortigalli: used to play this on a c64.
poobslag: oh arite it takes like 90 minutes are you cool with that?
umikami: ok
umikami: it's same as c64
Mortigalli: think so.
umikami: except we are all now smarter...
poobslag: cool man
umikami: hehe
umikami: as kids
umikami: didn't know the rules well
umikami: just don't quit
Mortigalli: k np
Round 1 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: I know what it's like to shake off the rust.
poobslag: If you're comin from the C64 version, two big changes -
poobslag: Wampus only appears on unoccupied plots, and you have to hit the button to catch em
Mortigalli: k I thought it was any after it was all occupied.
Mortigalli: after all
poobslag: nah, well in this version since you have to hit the button to catch em - they can't let the wampus appear on an occupied plot
poobslag: otherwise it might think you were trying to move the mule
umikami: i think in c64 version...you had to be in plot
umikami: with mule
umikami: but in this one, just mule inside plot
umikami: so it's easier to place mules
Mortigalli: yeah I noticed no mules went crazy and ran away
umikami: i need to buy a game pad
umikami: is it possible to get a usb gamepad that works with mac?
poobslag: hmm,
poobslag: USB gamepads are OS specific?
poobslag: wow! -3 production
umikami: maybe not
poobslag: i haven't seen that in awhile, river plot producing one food
umikami: grrr
poobslag: i'm bitter!
Mortigalli: :)
poobslag: i deserved food
Comrade Kangaroo: Can't get no respect
Round 2 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: twinsees
umikami: mules are sure cheap...
poobslag: mhm smithore at $38
Comrade Kangaroo: Wait a few turns
Mortigalli: oh so you don't have to wait for it to return.
umikami: wow
poobslag: you saw nothing!
Comrade Kangaroo: If you buy out the store and there are no mules left, the price of ore goes way up
poobslag: where is the smithore?
Comrade Kangaroo: Max $250
poobslag: nobody bought any last turn... where did it go?
poobslag: glitch
Comrade Kangaroo: Store fire? I wasn't paying attention.
poobslag: No, just a bug in the game
poobslag: No store fire
umikami: make him pay 300
umikami: hehe
poobslag: that's OK
poobslag: Gollumers are known for their compassion
poobslag: In times of great need
Comrade Kangaroo: Thanks
poobslag: <3
Comrade Kangaroo: I hate 1st
Round 3 of 12
poobslag: ?!
Comrade Kangaroo: 130 ping
poobslag: hit my button 2 or 3 times but it didn't take
Comrade Kangaroo: Curses
umikami: there's a mcdonalds around the corner
umikami: you should visit
Comrade Kangaroo: That's not food. It's sawdust
umikami: hahahahaha
poobslag: hz
poobslag: my poor food production keeps dipping
umikami: only people with 23 smithore can be so hungry
umikami: hehe
poobslag: oh $20
poobslag: sorry
Comrade Kangaroo: I'll make up for it one of these days
poobslag: yeah i guess he did spend it all on smithore i shouldn't feel that guilty
umikami: he likes mules before food
Round 4 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: poop
Comrade Kangaroo: lag caught me out
Mortigalli: higher!
umikami: betting on energy???
poobslag: betting on i don't have any of it
umikami: green will be rich this turn
umikami: you'll see
poobslag: mhm, he'll get some good $$
Comrade Kangaroo: Rich, rich!, RICH!
poobslag: actually i take it back
poobslag: smithore's dropping in price
Comrade Kangaroo: RICH!!
poobslag: just ran some numbers through the computer
poobslag: by which i mean my brain
poobslag: 8-|
umikami: but there are many empty plots
poobslag: but there are 11 mules
poobslag: sheesh you're gettin zero food again comrade
poobslag: it's gonna start hurtin
umikami: he's getting greedy
umikami: with that ore
Comrade Kangaroo: I'm on a diet
poobslag: orly
poobslag: mortigalli's goose laid a golden egg apparently
Mortigalli: no money to buy mules.
Round 5 of 12
poobslag: what's a crater do?
poobslag: must be good
umikami: thanks guys
poobslag: :)
Comrade Kangaroo: Very High Crystite
poobslag: heh heh oh yeah! that crystite stuff
poobslag: that stuff sucks
poobslag: who would want it
umikami: girls love to wear it
umikami: hehe
umikami: i'm hurting on food too
Comrade Kangaroo: damn you ore!
poobslag: heh heh heh
umikami: interesting choice to still hold some
poobslag: it ain't goin up unless there's a fire
Comrade Kangaroo: Or unless I buy out the store again
umikami: wow really hurting
poobslag: mhm
poobslag: wow morty! you're a pushover
poobslag: or maybe i'm just a better cook
umikami: yeah you could have gotten 500
umikami: hehe
Mortigalli: prolly that
Comrade Kangaroo: just a wampus away from some food
Round 6 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: It'll be about time
umikami: orange has some nice land
Comrade Kangaroo: He can afford it
poobslag: yeaaaah
poobslag: maybe i highballed thta one a little
poobslag: i thought umikami was gonna fight for it
umikami: hard to say
Mortigalli: growing cactus jelly?
poobslag: hmmm
poobslag: i'm just one pest attack away from bad times
poobslag: i should probably get a second food plot eh
Comrade Kangaroo: All I could afford was a food mule. I'll convert it later
umikami: i was worried about pirates
Mortigalli: that was all mine...
Comrade Kangaroo: A steal
poobslag: wow you guys are mean!!
Comrade Kangaroo: Now that's mean
Mortigalli: wasn't this game all about screwing the opponents?
poobslag: i would have sold more! $72 was too cheap
Round 7 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: Well you could have told me that
poobslag: i paid $200 for your food, and you want $72 for my energy, that' ssilly
poobslag: i can't even afford to outfit a mule with what you paid
umikami: too expensive
umikami: grrr
Comrade Kangaroo: I'll get what I can take
Mortigalli: can youtake a wompus while leading a mule?
Comrade Kangaroo: Nope
umikami: no it will run away
Comrade Kangaroo: Your MULE'll run away
umikami: the mule will
umikami: but it will help green
umikami: hehe
Comrade Kangaroo: So go ahead
umikami: 100 is really low
umikami: for turn 6
poobslag: hmm? 100 for a mule?
umikami: 100 bonus event
umikami: it really hurt green to not have food
Comrade Kangaroo: I have a name, you know
umikami: it really hurt green kangaroo
umikami: hehe
Comrade Kangaroo: Whew
umikami: is purple your buddy?
Comrade Kangaroo: BFFs
Mortigalli: I'll double my money.
poobslag: heh heh heh...
umikami: yeah!!!!!!
umikami: the best thing about food....
umikami: you can eat it
umikami: hehe
Round 8 of 12
Comrade Kangaroo: It's all you, Morti
Comrade Kangaroo: Aw Morti
umikami: now comes the great crystite race
umikami: hehe
poobslag: mmmmmmoney
Comrade Kangaroo: Well I think I'm sunk
umikami: nice
umikami: you needed food
poobslag: yeaaaaah maybe i can stop dogging smithore prices
umikami: 200....
Mortigalli: see doubled my money
umikami: hmmm
poobslag: yeah but morty, you made $100 and made comrade $1,000
poobslag: that's a bad bet
umikami: looking good now for comrade
Comrade Kangaroo: If I can get my plots up and running
poobslag: gimme a few bucks this time
poobslag: thanks
Round 9 of 12
poobslag: heh heh
poobslag: first time my food plot produces decent too
poobslag: shoulda known somethin was up
umikami: wow
poobslag: sorry morty
Round 10 of 12
Mortigalli: !!!!
umikami: lame
umikami: hehe
poobslag: heh! umikami? did you just hold the button?
umikami: yep
poobslag: weird, it should not go to 1st place if you're just holding the button
umikami: that could be the game
umikami: such a close game too
poobslag: mhm
umikami: he's got an extra plot now for free
Mortigalli: lol
Mortigalli: not overpriced
poobslag: pbbt
Comrade Kangaroo: I won't be winning this game
poobslag: smithore FTW
poobslag: umi still on a diet?
umikami: yep
umikami: packers are fat
Comrade Kangaroo: I wish I was a member of the Diet
poobslag: always packin away those calories
poobslag: you should go on gollumer diet
poobslag: i eat only swamp eels
Round 11 of 12
umikami: hard fought game
umikami: i think orange has got it
poobslag: i think so too
Comrade Kangaroo: Everytime I try to play the smithore game, I lose.
poobslag: but, we'll see what the great RNG has to say
poobslag: you gotta learn to predict smithore prices a little better
umikami: depends on production
umikami: but you got one more plot of land
umikami: and you got the meteor
poobslag: i was selling smithore early to drive prices down so you couldn't hit the spike,
Comrade Kangaroo: Your mom has to learn how to predict smithore prices a little better
poobslag: and you bought at a few times when smithore couldn't go up he he :)
poobslag: sorry i wasn't trying to be condescending
poobslag: i'm still learning the game too
Comrade Kangaroo: I was joking
Comrade Kangaroo: I don't mind losing
poobslag: yeah it's cool it's cool i'm not trying to be a jerk or nothing
umikami: actually most people who play this game are nice
umikami: lots of atari and c64 players
umikami: not many children playing
poobslag: i've played with some people who can get very sore
poobslag: and i've played sometimes where i got very upset
poobslag: but not because i was losing... once i got sore because i went 8 rounds without doing anything
poobslag: i got into first place and nobody sold me food or enregy, so i didn't get to do anything every turn
Comrade Kangaroo: No luck with plots this round. Or food. Or anything really
poobslag: -2 energy hurt
poobslag: i do that a lot when i forget that replacing energy plots costs energy
poobslag: it's an easy mistake
umikami: so much production
poobslag: how's that diet going umi? you're looking pale
poobslag: that really hurts
umikami: but mom will come cook me some food
umikami: hehe
poobslag: sorry morty
Round 12 of 12
poobslag: tsk 1 short
umikami: if i would have gotten my land grab
umikami: i think i would have won
poobslag: you'd have a chance at outproducing me if you'd switch to 12 crystites with the extra land grab
Comrade Kangaroo: no wampus anymore
poobslag: definitely would have been closer
umikami: i still have fun
Comrade Kangaroo: Good game, folks!
poobslag: it was nice getting 2 highs and a very high, for crystite, and one of the highs being a smithore....
poobslag: very good advantage with that far-right 3 smithore/3 crystite plot
poobslag: but i hate having all my plots on the right side of the map since it takes forever to change my mules
Mortigalli: I shouldn't have moved my eneergy aroud.
poobslag: yeah i've learned to be very very careful with energy in the endgame
poobslag: and to be very very careful with food in the early game
umikami: i should have stayed with energy
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
umikami: hehe
Score saved
poobslag: that's funny it spiked again! i guess i made that happen
Comrade Kangaroo: I fell shame
Comrade Kangaroo: feel
umikami: it was fun
Comrade Kangaroo: Good game
umikami: see you guys next game
Comrade Kangaroo left the game
umikami left the game
poobslag: yeah, poor colony score! hmm
Comrade Kangaroo was disconnected
Mortigalli left the game