You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computers players are allowed.
mobo85 joined the game in slot 1
GabrielPope visits
GabrielPope joined the game in slot 2
rayken15 visits
mobo85: I pressed the wrong button on my keyboard
rayken15 joined the game in slot 3
The Orange Mage visits
The Orange Mage joined the game in slot 4
GabrielPope: r
The Orange Mage: damnit why am I mr. pink?
mobo85: Because you're gay?
GabrielPope: mobo, do you really have connection problems on everyone else's game? most people seem to try hosting without configuring their router/firewall correctly, so a lot of the games are unjoinable
mobo85: Yes I do
mobo85: Is that probably the reason why?
Round 1
The Orange Mage: yeah bitches don't know about port forwarding
GabrielPope: well, the thing is
GabrielPope: most games you try to join probably just don't work period
mobo85: So the problem is with the game and not me?
The Orange Mage: strange ecosystem here
GabrielPope: yes
GabrielPope: if you see a game with 2 or 3 people in it, try joining it and give it a minute or so
GabrielPope: usually if other people are in a game I can get in just fine, but I always get stuck on "connecting" with all the noob games that just have 1 person
rayken15: how do you enter caves?
mobo85: The Wampus flashes randomly on a mountain space
rayken15: ah ok
The Orange Mage: move to where it was and just hit space
rayken15: kk
rayken15: so how many of you guys played the original game in the 80's? or the NES version?
Round 2
The Orange Mage: not me, for reasons posted in thread
mobo85: I played the NES as a
GabrielPope: I've only played the NES version
mobo85: I played NES as a kid, but didn't understand it
mobo85: I played an emulated Atari version a few years ago and really got into it. I even did a short LP with Frankomatic
rayken15: cool. I'm completely new to thsi game. Read about it on gamespy
The Orange Mage: ...
Connection to rayken15 timed out
The Orange Mage: D:
rayken15: have you guys been having problems with lad like this?
mobo85: I haven't
GabrielPope: not really
The Orange Mage: first game for me
GabrielPope: my ping is ~30ms higher than most of the games I've played, but that's it
mobo85: What do we do?
The Orange Mage: I think rayken needs to hit spacebar
rayken15: I tried.... then tried a lot... lol
GabrielPope: kicking rayken may or may not get it going with an AI in his place
Computer takes over rayken15
rayken15 was kicked
GabrielPope: rayken, what's it show on your client?
mobo85: Sorry, I kicked him
GabrielPope: and the starving computer opts to invest in energy rather than food. go AI!
Round 3
GabrielPope: how'd I get in first :/
mobo85: The store caught on fire and you're the only one with anything left
GabrielPope: yeah, but I pissed away a ton of money buying all the stock (only to have it burn up anyhow)
GabrielPope: holy shit the AI actually bought land
GabrielPope: run! be freeeeeee!
Round 4
The Orange Mage: wat
Round 5
GabrielPope: shit
The Orange Mage: what a crock
GabrielPope: what the heck
GabrielPope: the AI was willing to go above that before
The Orange Mage: AI is wonky in bidding wars
GabrielPope: having food is overrated. let's give starvation a chance!
Round 6
The Orange Mage: fffff
GabrielPope: what the FUCK
The Orange Mage: since when does it let you sell to negative?
GabrielPope: it always has
The Orange Mage: oh, never noticed
GabrielPope: but did it glitch the fuck out for you guys too?
mobo85: i saw nothing odd
GabrielPope: I saw orange mage go down below the green guy's offer
Round 7
GabrielPope: then at some point apparently I bought food?
GabrielPope: even though I saw on the seller line
GabrielPope: and dammit mage, you killed the wampus :(
GabrielPope: uh
The Orange Mage: oh that WAS the last mountain space, wasn't it?
The Orange Mage: wtf game shows you having no meter for time
The Orange Mage: because you had zero food at start of turn
GabrielPope: there was some lag on my end, it took a while before it started my countdown
GabrielPope: that's what I said "uh" about
GabrielPope: I wonder how badly it's desynching
GabrielPope: what do you guys see me as having set up in the southwest?
mobo85: Lots of smithore and 1 crystite
The Orange Mage: from top down, left to right, it's factory, factory, crystite, factory, factory
GabrielPope: okay, so at least all my actions went through correctly
GabrielPope: um
The Orange Mage: maxed out bro
GabrielPope: and now... the store stopped buying?
mobo85: Yeah, this is apparently a problem with the game
GabrielPope: that's never happened before
mobo85: It freezes randomly
mobo85: The devs said they're looking into it
mobo85: We can't really do anything now xcept abandon game
The Orange Mage: lame