You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.

Only 2 computer players are allowed.

UnMortal joined the game in slot 1

daver visits

daver joined the game in slot 2

Dave37 visits

Dave37 joined the game in slot 3

Dave37: howdy

UnMortal: hey

daver: hi

daver: i'm glad i'm the only cyclops

UnMortal: can we get another

UnMortal: why you dont like your kind?

daver: too many cyclops around here...

Dave37: too many gollumers in my opinion

UnMortal: racist

Dave37: i rarely see flappers or leggites

daver: speciest

UnMortal: i like leggites

daver: i hates them

Dave37: i think bonzoids should look more ape-like

daver: with their backwards knees...

UnMortal: flapper the blob or the bird thing

Dave37: flapper = bird

daver: blob is the coolest

Dave37: blob = spheroid

UnMortal: oh yeah

daver: how do i change to blob?

Dave37: packer = pacman

Dave37: cant change

UnMortal: yeah yeah packer i know

UnMortal: well you could create a new account

UnMortal: cmon fourth player!

UnMortal: should we go to L4D2?

Dave37: no

Dave37: muletime

Dave37: ai?

UnMortal: ugh

UnMortal: 3 mins

Dave37: i dont like it either

Dave37: but id like to play

daver: i don't know... this is kinda nice... just standing outside the ship

Dave37: -_0

daver: you never really stop and look at it

UnMortal: ya but my legs are cramping

Dave37: i do often actually, working on a skin for the game

daver: 7 billion people, and can't find one more

kaio0601 visits

daver: thank god

daver: i was about to post an ad on craigslist

Dave37: welcome

UnMortal: are you a sitter?

Dave37: sit

Dave37: stay

kaio0601 left the game

Dave37: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

UnMortal: nope

kaio0601 visits

Dave37: lol

UnMortal: welcome back

Dave37: hit J

Dave37: perhaps he is having difficulty with the "J" key

daver: dunno, maybe we want someone more responsive in our colony

kaio0601 was disconnected

Dave37: srskt

Dave37: srsly

UnMortal: ya i dont want some nonresponsive co-cononist bringing us down

Dave37: cononist?

UnMortal: colin

Dave37: cololist?

UnMortal: wtf

Dave37: lol

UnMortal: well im getting old

Dave37: yup

Dave37: lets just start it or quit, i dont think anyone is going to join

UnMortal: someone just joined

Dave37: ?

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

daver: DAN sucks, i'm out...

daver left the game

Computer takes over daver

UnMortal: WHAT!

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Dave37: fk

Dave37: abort

UnMortal: no way

Dave37: srsly?

UnMortal: abort and then what

Dave37: play rainbow or something

UnMortal: why did fucker click ready if he didnt wanna play AI

Dave37: idunno

Dave37: so we gonna play the whole thing then?

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