You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computer players are allowed.
Angor visits
Angor joined the game in slot 1
Armchair Commando visits
AllTimeLow visits
AllTimeLow joined the game in slot 2
Armchair Commando joined the game in slot 3
mountainwampus joined the game in slot 4
AllTimeLow left the game
Angor: Wow we are all the little stone head people
mountainwampus: lots of Packers
Angor: no body wants to play
mountainwampus: give it a minute
Angor: What if no one joins?
Armchair Commando: Yeah, we could be waiting here for ages
Armchair Commando: It's already getting quite late here
Angor: I might need the toilet
Angor: or a snack
Armchair Commando: I already do
Angor: Oh god
Angor: This is like the end of the world
Armchair Commando: It's okay I don't anymore
Angor: phew
Angor: good luck buddy
Angor: Mountain wampus.... No one is coming
Angor: We may have been....
mountainwampus: yes they are
Angor: ...Left for dead
Armchair Commando: I'm praying to God right now that some more players join
Armchair Commando: I know what you're thinking Angor...
Angor: Oh?
Armchair Commando: You'll try and soak up all the Smithore at the start
Angor: Oh god
Armchair Commando: But I'll make a nice counter-strike with Crystalite
Angor: its like your in my mind
Armchair Commando: In the mid-game
zander visits
zander joined the game in slot 2
zander: hello packers
mountainwampus: weird
Angor: well your industry will fail and you will be reduced to like... half life
zander: yeah
mountainwampus: NO restarts!
Armchair Commando: Undoubtedly these snacks will take their toll
mountainwampus: lol
Armchair Commando: And I will have a bioshock midgame
Round 1 of 12
Angor: I hate orange i wish i was the red faction
Angor: Building a farm there will lead to your doom
Angor: hope there is not an earth quake i want my smithore
Angor: what did you guys do for new years EVE?
mountainwampus: Light show for Talking Heads tribute
Angor: Wow this place is like a total silent hill
Armchair Commando: WoW, you didn't buy my wheat?
Angor: nice
Armchair Commando: I'm a farcry from having enough energy
Round 2 of 12
Angor: wow struck by a THIEF
Armchair Commando: I think that's what you call a Microsoft Flight Simulator 2008
zander: fortunately i had just enough for a MULE
Armchair Commando: You guys will see... I am going to command & conquer these lands
mountainwampus: We'll see
Angor: well if we had armies in this game we could have some 'ace combat'
Armchair Commando: What are you, some kind of renegade?
Angor: in your final fantasy maybe?
Armchair Commando: Maybe you don't know it, but my packer is a street fightert
Armchair Commando: I challenge you to a duel of mortal kombat
Angor: well if i ever see your car the cops will want me for grand theft auto
Armchair Commando: Are you some kind of get away driver?
Angor: im in the mafia
Armchair Commando: You sound like a hooligan
Angor: my dad is a 19th century railroad tycoon
Round 3 of 12
Angor: Wow thats totally peggle
Angor: did you know your blood going through your liver uses osmos'is
Armchair Commando: Did you know that in order to play this game via a router, you need an uplink cable?
Armchair Commando: Your business plans are cannon fodder for my tycooning
Angor: what are you some kind of evil genius?
Angor: or a dungeon keeper?
Armchair Commando: I grew up in a resident most evil
Angor: fail
mountainwampus: you fail
Armchair Commando: A witty retort if there ever was one...
Armchair Commando: I shall riposte with: "and yer mur"
mountainwampus: haha
Round 4 of 12
Armchair Commando: Do your smithore factories run on... STEAM?
Armchair Commando: Due to an abundance of food, I shall be able to outrun the timer!
Angor: wow there is alot of negative social 'fallout' after that 'final fight' THis is totally like ruined 'badlands' now
Armchair Commando: Well, don't worry... the map has always and will always be a grid
Angor: but your always stuck on the boardlands
Angor: boarderlands
Armchair Commando: I'll eventually be the supreme commander of MULE
Angor: I was going home from town the other day and got picked up by a totally crazy taxi
Armchair Commando: But we'll need a forged alliance to do it
Round 5 of 12
Angor: mountainwampus's mum is my mule
Angor: too bad wampus... your mum deteriorated
Armchair Commando: From heavy use no less
zander: lol
Angor: wow the whole family was struck
Angor: ayyacked by a lizard... lets hope there isnt a dnio crisis
Angor: or a time crisis...
mountainwampus: haha
Angor: WHAT!?
Armchair Commando: I think it'll just be a regular crysis
Armchair Commando: No need to complicate things
Angor: with grammar
Angor: on my hehalf
Angor: i wish i was a pharaoh
Armchair Commando: This colony will eventually become a thriving civilization
mountainwampus: luxury
Angor: i think it will be a civilisation 2
Round 6 of 12
Angor: refering to me, mountain wampus and mountain wampus's mum you could use the term 'the good the bad and the ugly'
Armchair Commando: I really need to crank up my game
Armchair Commando: Right after I crank up Mountain Wampus' mom
zander: nice
mountainwampus: man, you are retarded
Angor: Boy... watch your mouth
Angor: Or i will get the whipping stick out again
Armchair Commando: Mountain Wampus is... RAIN MAN.
Angor: maybe send you to an orphanage
Armchair Commando: YAY I'M LAST PLACE
Round 7 of 12
Angor: bargin
Armchair Commando: I heard Wampus' mom caused collateral damage in the colony store with her metal rump
mountainwampus: yeah, I need to fall behind so random events don't keep Fing me
Angor: Yeah... thats my erm... plan to
Angor: not a weak sauce excuse
Angor: woop
Angor: dead moose rat
Angor: I hear your mums vagina is like a jurassic park
Armchair Commando: I heard your mum's vagina has an event horizon
Angor: its so big you can get like... lost in space
Armchair Commando: It's where the sunshine don't shine
mountainwampus: bad move
mountainwampus: unless, you want to fall behind
Armchair Commando: Exactly
zander: we'll see
Angor: dont have a system shock with all that power
Round 8 of 12
Armchair Commando: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Angor: when im with mountain wampus's mum i am like lord of the rings
Angor: and when zander turns up side by side we are like the two towers
Armchair Commando: When I'm with Wampus' mum, there's a long descent
mountainwampus: nice
Armchair Commando: Have you broken the code yet Wampus?
Angor: ITS A TRAP
Armchair Commando: You mean a tarp?
zander: bingo
Angor: trap
Angor: lie entrapment
mountainwampus: bummer
Angor: when looking at a map I count oceans 7 but wampus counts oceans 11.... thats how stupid he is
Angor: BWHAHAHA
Armchair Commando: I heard that Wampus' mom has a highway to the danger zone
Round 9 of 12
Angor: because people throw stuff at her she wear a full metal jacket
Armchair Commando: I heard that she's written an autobiography titled: The Life of Brian
Angor: before the sex change
mountainwampus: zander, anything over 50 spoils
zander: yeah
mountainwampus: ok
mountainwampus: just checkin
zander: i need the ore price up with all that cry u have
mountainwampus: ha
Angor: i heard mounting wampus was one of many 'children of me'
Round 10 of 12
Angor: erm... men*
zander: how did that happen?
zander: wow
Angor: have you seen the movie junior... like that
Armchair Commando: ? :(
zander: $0 that's special ;)
zander: no wampus now
mountainwampus: looks like I won
zander: don't know about that
Angor: I think i have won
mountainwampus: I'm gonna beat you
Armchair Commando: i THINK I HAVE WON
Angor: nope
mountainwampus: Yeah I WON
Armchair Commando: You may have won the game
Armchair Commando: But you have lost everything as a result
zander: yeah, i think u won now
mountainwampus: yeah
zander: thanks :)
Armchair Commando: I misclicked
Round 11 of 12
zander: oh brother
zander: how many plots did u sell?
zander: yawn
mountainwampus: can we just finish this game?
Armchair Commando: No
Armchair Commando: I am trying to sell land here
Armchair Commando: You could always abandon the game?
mountainwampus: nope
Angor: im suprised you havent kicked us
mountainwampus: I never kick easy competition
zander: lol
Armchair Commando: Gaining Internet fame via MULE, eh?
Angor: i bet you will kick us before the end
Armchair Commando: I heard it's the least efficient path
zander: kick him
Computer takes over Angor
Angor was kicked
zander: nice
mountainwampus: what a DICK
Armchair Commando: Way to rage out
mountainwampus: yr next
Armchair Commando: WAIT
Armchair Commando: IT'LL RUIN MY EVENING
mountainwampus: ok
zander: he wants it!
Computer takes over Armchair Commando
Armchair Commando was kicked
zander: thanks
zander: wow, bad price
mountainwampus: lame
zander: last gasp
zander: is not
zander: thats how the g is played
mountainwampus: now I can buy energy haha
zander: yeah, actually I was thinking that last one was energy
zander: guess I lost focus
Round 12 of 12
mountainwampus: yawn
zander: at least we don't have to listen to all the idle chatter
zander: good
zander: don't think that's a good idea
zander: u get point for MULEs
mountainwampus: oops, 1 too many
mountainwampus: I wanted to make sure my energy shortage didnt effect my "highs"
zander: gotcha
zander: good idea then
zander: space winner!
mountainwampus: that was a pretty harsh game, thanks for staying civil :)
zander: well, gg. u didn't let all that mindless chatter distract u.
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
zander: those guys are morons
Score saved
zander: gl
mountainwampus: yeah, now I know!
zander: next time i'll be gunning for ya ;)
mountainwampus: peace out