You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.

Only 2 computer players are allowed.

tedrick111 joined the game in slot 1

Frausty visits

Frausty: hutt

tedrick111: wut the

tedrick111: So you got the cat pee out?

tedrick111: hehe

Frausty: oh yeah

Frausty: but i'm using a different laptop

tedrick111: You playing?

tedrick111: Or just here for a visit?

Frausty: i can play

Frausty: should i LAN or WAN?

Blade Dalmon visits

tedrick111: cool. I'm crackin open a beer and drinking it in your honor.

Blade Dalmon joined the game in slot 2

tedrick111: Either or.

Frausty joined the game in slot 3

tedrick111: Actually just WAN

Blade Dalmon: Hello! I am from Brazil and I am using a translator!

tedrick111: I will be hitting the sack right after this.

Frausty: ah

Jernau Gurgeh visits

Jernau Gurgeh joined the game in slot 4

Frausty: is chas there?

tedrick111: We're still waiting for a friend.

tedrick111: Jernau, can you leave I am waiting for a friend?

tedrick111: I'm sorry!

Chuckie Chuck visits

tedrick111: We're getting closer...

Blade Dalmon: Ready

Jernau Gurgeh: Oh?

Chuckie Chuck left the game

Jernau Gurgeh: Sorry.

tedrick111: Might be a few minutes...

Blade Dalmon: Press Space!

Jernau Gurgeh left the game

C.H.A.S. visits

tedrick111: Blade, might be a few minutes.

tedrick111: Here he is.

C.H.A.S.: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tedrick111: :)

tedrick111: Hop in hoss

Frausty: hehe

C.H.A.S.: just drove 30 miles in 20 mins

Blade Dalmon: Aff

C.H.A.S.: goon

C.H.A.S. joined the game in slot 4

C.H.A.S.: jandy DO NOT

Frausty: ahhhhh mule on the couch

Round 1 of 12

tedrick111: What movie is that quote from?

C.H.A.S.: sry ping sux 51

Blade Dalmon: 300

C.H.A.S.: BOOOOT

Computer takes over Blade Dalmon

Blade Dalmon was kicked

tedrick111: k

tedrick111: :)

Frausty: ping is 34

C.H.A.S.: restart?

tedrick111: No need.

tedrick111: It'll stragihten up after this.

C.H.A.S.: its friggin crawling

Frausty: i went to borders today with a girl

Frausty: and bought tolstoy and a playboy

C.H.A.S.: u get those schedule up?

tedrick111: With a face that made you want to hurl?

Frausty: i asked her "how sophisticated am i?"

tedrick111: rofl

Frausty: lols

tedrick111: Quit wasting my personal MULEs.

C.H.A.S.: total BS

C.H.A.S.: has lef tthe game

tedrick111: phuques yes

tedrick111: prepare to lose "smithore is king"

C.H.A.S.: meh

tedrick111: L.K.

C.H.A.S.: dick

Frausty: i have my reasons

C.H.A.S.: none of which r based in logic

tedrick111: hehe

tedrick111: Based in silly.

C.H.A.S.: i smell a fire starting

Round 2 of 12

Frausty: yes!

tedrick111: hehe

Frausty: rofl

tedrick111: OMFG

C.H.A.S.: fuck thisd

tedrick111: Suck then that won't happen.

C.H.A.S.: uhhh mule walks,, that is suck

C.H.A.S.: lose plot, that is suck

tedrick111: Tough to recover from.

tedrick111: If blandy cooperates I'll let you skor the next one cheap.

C.H.A.S.: piss off

C.H.A.S.: blase will hook me up

Frausty: i don't need food

Frausty: 9 food month one means enough food month 2

Frausty: damn

tedrick111: What was the disaster? I was getting a beer.

Frausty: acid rain

tedrick111: Again?!

Frausty: yes

Round 3 of 12

tedrick111: Don't forget to record the claim

tedrick111: FUCk

C.H.A.S.: stupid kazingas

Frausty: woohoo at 90 dollar mules

tedrick111: What the compy getting crystal lite?

Frausty: omg he has a high

tedrick111: Who? You?

Frausty: no, compy

tedrick111: :)

tedrick111: dumb

Frausty: nahh

Frausty: i

Frausty: i need a mule

tedrick111: Not you, chas

Frausty: `oh

C.H.A.S.: fire says neg ghost rider

tedrick111: what's fire gotta do with crystal lite

C.H.A.S.: starts em

tedrick111: Nooooooo

C.H.A.S.: YERSSSSS

Round 4 of 12

C.H.A.S.: total BS

Frausty: lol

Frausty: opuch

tedrick111: god damn it

Frausty: pauvre chas

C.H.A.S.: whores

tedrick111: :)

tedrick111: You did it too so it's ok.

tedrick111: I made none on a medium

C.H.A.S.: meh

C.H.A.S.: lk

tedrick111: Time waster

Round 5 of 12

Frausty: compy says 400 bucks is the top price

tedrick111: Crap why did I buy that

tedrick111: Better be a high

Frausty: no it's a low

tedrick111: Where's the 3rd high then college boy?

C.H.A.S.: haaaaa

Frausty: what the hell is a 3rd high?

Frausty: if this game has three highs i quit

Frausty: ...

Frausty: jus keeding

tedrick111: I suk

tedrick111: I can't wait to not produce any crystite on my medium.

tedrick111: fukken bs

C.H.A.S.: heh

Frausty: uh oh

Frausty: heheh

tedrick111: Where are our mules? We unloaded 33 units to the store!

tedrick111: Finally not me

C.H.A.S.: FNG BS

C.H.A.S.: dick 3 of 5 hit me

tedrick111: I got you

Frausty: i AM giant eagle

tedrick111: Oh that really sucks for you.

tedrick111: hehe giant eagle

Frausty: excellente

Round 6 of 12

Frausty: chas has the third high

C.H.A.S.: gj college boy

C.H.A.S.: u can read crystals

Frausty: hence, i have a med

Frausty: yes

tedrick111: ooh energy!

C.H.A.S.: im fng awful

tedrick111: You got the month 1 shaft.

C.H.A.S.: i KNEW i shoulda bought the ore

tedrick111: Andy winz

C.H.A.S.: FIRE FIRE FIRE

tedrick111: Don't worry. Teddy will take care of it.

Frausty: nahh pirates

tedrick111: FACK

C.H.A.S.: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tedrick111: :)

C.H.A.S.: DICKS

tedrick111: Time to hit giant eagle.

tedrick111: whoa

tedrick111: pirate

tedrick111: Sell some so you can buy groceries dick

tedrick111: No circle cheese for you.

tedrick111: dammit ange

tedrick111: :)

Frausty: suddenly i became west point market

tedrick111: I'm drinkin one of your IPAs for that.

tedrick111: rofl

Frausty: doh!

tedrick111: jk

tedrick111: I can't stand that shit

Round 7 of 12

C.H.A.S.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Frausty: way to build mules, chas

C.H.A.S.: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tedrick111: :):):):):):)

C.H.A.S.: whew

C.H.A.S.: suck it andy

Frausty: i knew you would say that

C.H.A.S.: DICKSw

tedrick111: I don't care I'm sucking down an IPA

Frausty: nay, just one dick :-)

tedrick111: I'll have to choke it down

C.H.A.S.: hah ted chokin dick down

Frausty: rofl

Frausty: yummy energah

C.H.A.S.: DAMN U\

Frausty: heheh

Round 8 of 12

Frausty: all yers

C.H.A.S.: 4k

tedrick111: lol too rich for my blood.

tedrick111: WHAT THE FUCK

tedrick111: Andy do your job.

tedrick111: That thing costs $2000 now.

Frausty: you *can* pay too much for land

tedrick111: You win chas.

tedrick111: Quit making it take long.

Frausty: compy wins

C.H.A.S.: welfare

Frausty: (rush limbaugh impression) let's dump those dummocrats and their smellfare!

tedrick111: I need welfare.

tedrick111: Better sell one back andy or I win.

C.H.A.S.: DUICKK

tedrick111: Ha

C.H.A.S.: pIR 8

Frausty: nahh i'm in

Frausty: wait

Frausty: 2nd

Frausty: shoot

C.H.A.S.: TED

tedrick111: What'd I miss?

tedrick111: Pirates?

tedrick111: Sweet.

Frausty: damn

C.H.A.S.: soy

tedrick111: Irrelevant.

Frausty: better now than next month

C.H.A.S.: yw fag

C.H.A.S.: for that 230

tedrick111: Better hold on to that Chas.

Frausty: the price of crystite will be enormous

C.H.A.S.: total fags@Q

tedrick111: Don't call me a dick

tedrick111: Like Andy would let u have it.

Frausty: fuck yes

Round 9 of 12

C.H.A.S.: BULL FNG SHIT

Frausty: fuck your gypsy inlaws

Frausty: made a mess of my house

Frausty: and shit

tedrick111: They left empty IPAs on my lawn

Frausty: rofl

tedrick111: Oh wait that was me *burp*

Frausty: i will destroy your labatts

tedrick111: It took $450 from you and gave some back to Blade.

tedrick111: So Chas we still going?

C.H.A.S.: ?

tedrick111: I can't go to FL without your gas money.

C.H.A.S.: dangit

tedrick111: Now that I know it's $160 instead of $80

tedrick111: I'd have $30 all week to spend w/o you.

C.H.A.S.: can i just give u 80?

tedrick111: I was thinking roll early and just set up a tent somewhere until Chang got there, or just Z on the beach.

tedrick111: Yeah.

tedrick111: And go.

tedrick111: You cool with that?

tedrick111: Sorry dude. I totally did the calculation based on 1-way originally.

tedrick111: Cause I'm smert n stuff.

tedrick111: We also gotta burn a CD with a shitload of MP3s for the road.

tedrick111: Maybe 2.

tedrick111: Holy crap Andy's beating me at my own game

tedrick111: $500

tedrick111: !!!

tedrick111: Bastage

Frausty: no goods for sale

tedrick111: I think Chang said 1st week Feb.

tedrick111: You still up for it?

C.H.A.S.: after todays meeting....theyll never let me off

tedrick111: No fighting Festiva-style on the way down, either.

tedrick111: Honto?

Round 10 of 12

Frausty: who fucked up?

C.H.A.S.: ur mom

C.H.A.S.: not havin the abortion

Frausty: that's it

C.H.A.S.: heeeeeee

Frausty: poor alex

C.H.A.S.: wruh oonnnnng

tedrick111: Dude make something up... Medical leave?

tedrick111: You got the flu. :)

C.H.A.S.: 5 day flu

C.H.A.S.: riiight

tedrick111: What happened today?

C.H.A.S.: uh were pretty much bein pushe douttta jobs

tedrick111: Jesus crystite king

tedrick111: So blow your wad in Feb :)

C.H.A.S.: i have no wad

tedrick111: Last chance before unemployment kicks in.

tedrick111: g'damn it

tedrick111: Yeah I made none. Right.

C.H.A.S.: god hates u

tedrick111: U seriously bailin out?

Frausty: good things happen when you spoil 20

tedrick111: That trip was gonna rock too :(

C.H.A.S.: ill try

Frausty: lol

tedrick111: fucker

C.H.A.S.: wanted 537

tedrick111: riiight

Frausty: thank god last place

Round 11 of 12

tedrick111: Can you be grieving the loss of a loved one?

tedrick111: I'm trying to think of ways to get 5 days off without requesting.

tedrick111: Should I start workin on Ange to go instead? :(

tedrick111: He can't go to barz.

Frausty: sure i can

tedrick111: Yeah, the library.

Frausty: get me uncle bob's ID

tedrick111: button dude

tedrick111: button

Frausty: BULL

tedrick111: AUGH FUCK!

tedrick111: I bought $2000 worth of that shit god damn it

tedrick111: Halves?

tedrick111: :)

tedrick111: What.

C.H.A.S.: im lost anywyas

Frausty: andy does this all the time

C.H.A.S.: buy ted

Frausty: and andy loses as a result

C.H.A.S.: DICK

Frausty: faucakca

tedrick111: I ain't losing to AI

C.H.A.S.: 1k

C.H.A.S.: neh

tedrick111: You said 537

C.H.A.S.: riiiight u didn tsee that 1k

tedrick111: motherfucking pirate ship

Round 12 of 12

C.H.A.S.: how is assfuck in last still

tedrick111: Ready to hit BW3?

tedrick111: Andy can you sneak in?

C.H.A.S.: neg

tedrick111: They get that a lot.

C.H.A.S.: had skyline

tedrick111: Yeah but Andy can dunk his wings in water, turn it gray, then drink the fucker.

C.H.A.S.: uugghh

C.H.A.S.: WTF

C.H.A.S.: 2 FNG PLOTS

Frausty: lol

tedrick111: ROFL

tedrick111: ROFL!!!

Frausty: bwl

tedrick111: It doesn't even have a tone for that!

tedrick111: ROFL!!!

C.H.A.S.: 10 of 12 months i was shaffted

tedrick111: Suure.

Frausty: 2 of 12 months i was seriously shafted

C.H.A.S.: pirates got me too

C.H.A.S.: other 2 were spiders

tedrick111: Pirates bent me over and had their way with me.

tedrick111: My butthole looks like goatse.

Frausty: line king

tedrick111: damn

C.H.A.S.: i blow dog

C.H.A.S.: not that those energy & food shafts helped

Frausty: ted = winneur

C.H.A.S.: neh

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Score saved

tedrick111: You guys lost to AI?

Frausty: omg

C.H.A.S.: and did u TRY to be last whole game

Frausty: heheheh

Frausty: pirates murdered

Frausty: not raped

Frausty: murdered

Frausty: me

tedrick111: Wow that was the worst game ever. I can't play with you guys anymore.

C.H.A.S.: min fk this game

C.H.A.S. left the game

Frausty left the game

C.H.A.S. was disconnected

Frausty was disconnected