Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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Cyber Ranger visits
LandruBOT: Hello LandruBOT this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
LandruBOT: === LandruBOT Bot Reputation: Fair (0) Bot Games: 0
LandruBOT: Hello Cyber Ranger this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
LandruBOT: === Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation: A+++ (2613) Bot Games: 2952
Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 3
Cyber Ranger: bot:kick1
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 1
LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
Cyber Ranger: bot:kick1
<D.A.N.> was kicked
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 1
LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
<J.I.M.> was kicked
Cyber Ranger left the game
Cyber Ranger visits
LandruBOT: Hello Cyber Ranger this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 1
LandruBOT: === Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation: A+++ (2613) Bot Games: 2952
Klyde visits
LandruBOT: Hello Klyde this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
LandruBOT: === Klyde Bot Reputation: Unknown (3) Bot Games: 3
Klyde joined the game in slot 2
KaveMan visits
LandruBOT: Hello KaveMan this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
LandruBOT: === KaveMan Bot Reputation: Unknown (15) Bot Games: 33
KaveMan joined the game in slot 3
KaveMan unjoined the game
Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Cyber Ranger: What color?
KaveMan: purple please. no bots. i am very tired. get over differences or I guess everyone but me will wait
KaveMan joined the game in slot 4
Cyber Ranger: Aside, from green...
Cyber Ranger: SMK/whiz brk @ rnd 6 sum - b/c my bladder NEEDS it...
Cyber Ranger: Hey KM - long time no see...
Cyber Ranger: Klyde - what's your story??? IF, I may ask...
KaveMan: long hours now. just want to play. would rather not play bot. we should all beg.
KaveMan: pleeeease.
Klyde unjoined the game
Cyber Ranger: ...fluffy's not coming..
Klyde: lol sorry.
Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
Klyde left the game
Cyber Ranger: I'm here to PLAY - WHO CARES how many bots??? Makes it either easier or somewhat complicated...
KaveMan: Fast game please. I can play slow pace off line. I just want to play
Cyber Ranger: I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE GAME IN '85, on a home system; found the online version in Oct '12...
Klyde visits
LandruBOT: Hello Klyde this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
LandruBOT: === Klyde Bot Reputation: Unknown (3) Bot Games: 3
Cyber Ranger: bot:kick1
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 1
LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
<B.I.L.L.> was kicked
Klyde joined the game in slot 2
KaveMan: ready?
Cyber Ranger: GLE - HF!!!
Cyber Ranger: FUCK YOU, BOTH!!!
Cyber Ranger: LOL
Round 1 of 12
Cyber Ranger: MULE = FUN!!!
Klyde: no fuck u!!!
Cyber Ranger: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!
Cyber Ranger: ...damn, thx...
Klyde: u fucken crazy cyber?
Klyde: oh wait u are
KaveMan: It is storm season here. As always I aplogize if I lose connection. No internet at the moment but using phone hotspot.
Cyber Ranger: Cyber - refers to my IT Systems degree; Ranger is my Army Trade/heritage...
Cyber Ranger: I was one of the youngest ever - to have graduated Ranger School...
Cyber Ranger: ...2 days before my 19th B-day...
Round 2 of 12
Cyber Ranger: For most non-Armed Service ppl (civilians) - it doesn't mean shit; however...
Klyde: yeah
Klyde: like me
Klyde: my older bro just graduated boot camp
Cyber Ranger: Boot Camp - is Marine-speak... The Army - goes to Basic Training, then - Advanced Individual Training (AIT)...
KaveMan: Did jump school at ft benning in 90 with very good friend. they had a thing called buddy system. we were promised to be stationed together. we were not. we were also not rangers. bussed us there. first plane i ever went up in I jumped out of lol!!!
Round 3 of 12
Klyde: bot:events
LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Pirates ~ (2) Fire ~
LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (0/2) - Acid Rain (0/3) - Sunspot Activity (0/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (0/3) - Fire (1/2) -
Klyde: lmao wampus didn't even beep
Klyde: bot heard it from in the store
Cyber Ranger: I had a contract for the 2nd Ranger Bn...
Cyber Ranger: DEP'd in Nov '78...
Cyber Ranger: BASD was 25 May 79
Klyde: man fuck you cyber
Klyde: ur gonna be rich
KaveMan: 78? Geeesh. Way before my time.
Klyde: i cant do shit
Cyber Ranger: Graduated Ranger School on 14 May 80...
Cyber Ranger: 1 yr Army anniversary - 25 May 80
KaveMan: Was planning on trip home for high school 35th anniversery. Going to Mt. Shasta instead
KaveMan: Best friend lives there. Most mystical place on earth
Cyber Ranger: Look for UFOs...
Round 4 of 12
Klyde: bot:prices
LandruBOT: Smithore buy price $48 sell price $83, Crystite buy price $56 sell price $196, Food buy price $172 sell price $207, Energy buy price $37 sell price $72, Mule Price: mule now costs $90
KaveMan: big foot. past nuclear wars. mountain people. spirit dwellers. they have it all
Klyde: im fucking fucked damnit!
KaveMan: Klyde. Month 4. take a xanaxx and wash it down with a whiskey chaser. impossible to lose this early in the game especially with bots lol
Klyde: ive never tried xanax should i try them
KaveMan: if prescribed i suppose....
Cyber Ranger: I went in as a PVT, retired as a MAJ; should'a been LTC...
KaveMan: ask your doctor. i wouldnt mention whiskey chaser though lol
Cyber Ranger: I made E-7, in OCS...
Round 5 of 12
KaveMan: E-7 with a good MOS you should be pretty comfy now....
KaveMan: Officer Cyber Ranger!
Cyber Ranger: BOO!!!!!
KaveMan: We work around here sir!
Cyber Ranger: Yes, but - my body paid the price - for the "adventures" I lived... 100% VA Disabled, same w/ Social Security...
Klyde: bot:prices
LandruBOT: Smithore buy price $49 sell price $84, Crystite buy price $112 sell price $252, Food buy price $215 sell price $250, Energy buy price $50 sell price $85, Mule Price: mule now costs $110
Cyber Ranger: Both shoulders replaced - with REVERSE joint replacements...
Cyber Ranger: There is only ONE "MOS" - IN THE ARMY: INFANTRY...
KaveMan: ?
Round 6 of 12
Cyber Ranger: SMK/whiz brk @ sum; I'll make it brief...
Cyber Ranger: Still - looking for another game...
Cyber Ranger: I think Klyde - has a SECRET...
Klyde: whats my secret
Cyber Ranger: WELL - it's a SECRET...
Klyde: my secret is....
Klyde: that i have a giant
Klyde: penis
KaveMan: Klyde MOS 11.......
Klyde: when i get a boner i get light headed. run out of blood
Cyber Ranger: Well, that's all of us...
KaveMan: Put that thing away private......before you hurt someone
Cyber Ranger: SMK/whiz brk @ sum; I'll make it brief...
LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(0%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(20.00%) Sunspot Activity(20.00%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(6.67%)
Cyber Ranger: r
KaveMan: ready
Klyde: r
Cyber Ranger: go
Round 7 of 12
Cyber Ranger: DAMN - I hate right-side tite...
KaveMan: I knew you were a closet lefty.....
Klyde: lol
Klyde: cyber's secret
Cyber Ranger: Jim = CHEATER
Klyde: rng manipulator jim
Klyde: when jim gets meteor, it's like computer sucking its own dick
Cyber Ranger: Yep
KaveMan: you guys are such haters. I identify myself as csiod.
Round 8 of 12
Klyde: bot:prices
LandruBOT: Smithore buy price $43 sell price $78, Crystite buy price $88 sell price $228, Food buy price $78 sell price $113, Energy buy price $75 sell price $110, Mule Price: mule now costs $80
KaveMan: I also really like fried chicken and hamburgers.
Klyde: fuck my life
KaveMan: I also run a suicide hotline. I can help Klyde. You just need to talk about it.
Klyde: do u actually
Klyde: fuck you jim
KaveMan: Klyde. I am only joking. If you really need to talk to someone there are resources out there. i assumed you were joking. Any talk is good talk.
Klyde: i wouldnt need it but thanks
Klyde: just was wondering if that was ur job or smith
Klyde: smothing*
Klyde: something*
KaveMan: not even close but i am a good listener.
Round 9 of 12
Klyde: what if jim wins
Cyber Ranger: I'm actually on the Veteran Suicide Call list; can help... LIFE IS GOOD!!!
KaveMan: then we all will need to find some resources.
Klyde: idk if i came off too negative
Klyde: but im ok
Klyde: just rage when i lose a mule
Klyde: well well well kaveman
KaveMan: all joking aside. we have all felt that way at some point in our lives. I am 53. Best thing to do is force feed your mind to be thankful for what we have.
Round 10 of 12
Klyde: bot:prices
LandruBOT: Smithore buy price $58 sell price $93, Crystite buy price $128 sell price $268, Food buy price $29 sell price $64, Energy buy price $40 sell price $75, Mule Price: mule now costs $110
Cyber Ranger: Agreed, 62 till May...
Klyde: i am 26
Klyde: what would u tell urselves when ur 26
Cyber Ranger: Will always be 26...
Cyber Ranger: Keep acheiving your goals - let nothing get in way; especially women...
Klyde: i went out of my way to try and charm a woman and it didnt work
Klyde: sad trombone
Cyber Ranger: Women come and go; till you KNOW - you found the RIGHT ONE...
Cyber Ranger: IT'LL BE AN EASY FIT...
Klyde: well fuck me it hit 3 of my plots
KaveMan: The older you get the wiser you will become. I can tell you one thing for sure, no matter what your beliefs, the best thing to do when depressed is to to help someone else. the energy just comes back.
Cyber Ranger: Y'all up for another game?
Klyde: not kave
Klyde: ty for advice yall
Cyber Ranger: Sure he is - just hasn't said so, yet...
KaveMan: seriously we are screw ups. you just cover better with age
Round 11 of 12
Cyber Ranger: We're HUMAN - born to BE screw-ups...
KaveMan: sometimes you are just not happy but it doesn't mean you are unhappy. when you find things you like, don't ask for advise. just do it. if it doesnt hurt others it is part of your purpose
Klyde: i like taking really big shits. i mean, the feeling afterwards
Klyde: guess i've found my purpose
Cyber Ranger: LOL
Klyde: it's payday
Cyber Ranger: Until - it's not...
KaveMan: that's one hell of a shit!!! see how talking about it helps
Klyde: ur right
Klyde: i basically never win
Round 12 of 12
KaveMan: I will play one more if you guys promise to play fast and let me win
Klyde: ok i promise
KaveMan: cyber? I saved a life tonight. it is your turn. you promise?
Cyber Ranger: Accepted...
Klyde: so with 6 adjacent plots all doing crystite, is that an effective medium crystite plot on all of em?
Cyber Ranger: As long as I don't have to have a BIG shit - to do it...
Klyde: u can medium shit
Klyde: i made 74 tite in one month
Klyde: hoooolyyyyyyyy
Klyde: kaveman u were right
Klyde: i was all complaining and shit on month 4
KaveMan: Klyde do you see what a little talking and therapy cAN DO FOR YOU?
Game Over
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LandruBOT: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
LandruBOT: Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation now: 2614
LandruBOT: Klyde Bot Reputation now: 4
LandruBOT: KaveMan Bot Reputation now: 16
Cyber Ranger: Yeah - FUCKING RIGHT-SIDE TITE FUCKING HELPS!!!1
KaveMan: i TOLD YOU
Klyde: WOOOOOOOOOO
Score saved
Klyde: I NEVER WIn
Klyde: WOOOOOO