You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computer players are allowed.
C.H.A.S. visits
C.H.A.S. joined the game in slot 1
tedrick111 joined the game in slot 2
C.H.A.S.: my ping blows
C.H.A.S.: 117
tedrick111: No that's good.
tedrick111: 2 comps u think?
C.H.A.S.: sure
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
C.H.A.S.: less u wannaget bob
tedrick111: Like he wood.
C.H.A.S.: so he can FEED u
<D.A.N.> was kicked
tedrick111: Hold up
C.H.A.S.: haaaaaaah
C.H.A.S.: bring it
C.H.A.S.: damn
C.H.A.S.: i forgot the < >
tedrick111: haw haw
C.H.A.S.: sigh
tedrick111: That's ok... I forgot how to lose.
C.H.A.S.: now i hafta make a new email addie
tedrick111: Waiting for Bobrick
C.H.A.S.: sigh
C.H.A.S.: i'm sure he's "busy"
C.H.A.S.: *bobsigh*
tedrick111: hehe
tedrick111: I'll give him 2 minutes.
C.H.A.S.: testing space bar
tedrick111: I had to email. Not on AIM.
C.H.A.S.: hehe
tedrick111: We need to come up with something better than AIM for chatting.
tedrick111: I vote for my site.
C.H.A.S.: bob excuse #327 - pigeon not working
C.H.A.S.: bobex for short
C.H.A.S.: or b-ex
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
tedrick111: Ok lets rock n roll.
C.H.A.S.: do it
C.H.A.S.: do it
Round 1 of 12
C.H.A.S.: dammit
C.H.A.S.: u get land choice
C.H.A.S.: fng comp
C.H.A.S.: argh
tedrick111: haw haw
C.H.A.S.: he's humnaing
tedrick111: Drink the kool aid... I mean crystal lite
tedrick111: Don't even try it dick
tedrick111: god damn u colony ruiner
tedrick111: Just for that when I win the land auction I'm laying down smithore on it.
Round 2 of 12
C.H.A.S.: dick
Round 3 of 12
tedrick111: hehe
Round 4 of 12
C.H.A.S.: fng calls
C.H.A.S.: ive been totally not focused
tedrick111: phew
C.H.A.S.: did u email ur bell order to me?
tedrick111: to jugadore11?
C.H.A.S.: yeah
tedrick111: It's on its way.
C.H.A.S.: aaarrggh
C.H.A.S.: h
C.H.A.S.: stop fng calling me
tedrick111: FUCK
tedrick111: Sell it thats the best price u see this game
tedrick111: why
C.H.A.S.: fire says neh
tedrick111: rofl like ull sell
Round 5 of 12
tedrick111: aw shit
C.H.A.S.: haaaaaah
C.H.A.S.: shit
C.H.A.S.: i didnt meant to sell there
tedrick111: Pathetic... That should've been 7 units.
C.H.A.S.: ted DO NOT
C.H.A.S.: otr no bell 4 u
tedrick111: I choose bell
tedrick111: damn u
C.H.A.S.: he
C.H.A.S.: TWO FNG CALLS AT ONCE
C.H.A.S.: this sux
tedrick111: Ahhh I'll never need energy all game.
Round 6 of 12
C.H.A.S.: of course finally have $$$ no plot sale
C.H.A.S.: u gettin isey or jenny on th eblock food?
tedrick111: What?
C.H.A.S.: r u addin them to the order?
tedrick111: She says negative on Taco Bell.
C.H.A.S.: like SHE'S too good for bell
C.H.A.S.: bwaahahahaaaa
tedrick111: She is.
C.H.A.S.: whats she want wendys?
tedrick111: Sure
tedrick111: Change me to a #6 and a side of chili
C.H.A.S.: email a CCOMPLETE order
tedrick111: ok
C.H.A.S.: i WILL NOT eremember
C.H.A.S.: BUY IT ALL TED
C.H.A.S.: goon]
C.H.A.S.: soy line king
tedrick111: hehe
tedrick111: I AM THE STORE
C.H.A.S.: only if u BOUGHT SMITH goon
tedrick111: I'm gonna spoil like 50 units
Round 7 of 12
tedrick111: Figures
tedrick111: My achilles heel
tedrick111: Rock the chasbox
Round 8 of 12
C.H.A.S.: fng eh....been distracted this whole game
C.H.A.S.: i got a solid 3rd coming
C.H.A.S.: y do i get more calls on a close dday than any other day?
tedrick111: hehe
tedrick111: Cause more people are bored and can mess with you.
C.H.A.S.: so....wendys no bell....right?
tedrick111: Right
C.H.A.S.: k
C.H.A.S.: k
tedrick111: Bell sux anyway. They're all costly now.
tedrick111: We shoulda done burritos
tedrick111: Roll out there instead?
C.H.A.S.: yeah
C.H.A.S.: come get me
tedrick111: Jennie will do that.
tedrick111: Ok I'll head down after the game.
C.H.A.S.: ill buy u fly
tedrick111: k
C.H.A.S.: stupid sticky (dew) keys
tedrick111: Dude you fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never go in against a tedrickian. Only slightly less well known is this: Never short smithore when two AI's are playing.
tedrick111: *bogglie eyes*
C.H.A.S.: soy chas has all 4
tedrick111: aw shit
Round 9 of 12
C.H.A.S.: what time is co-ed game
tedrick111: 6:30
C.H.A.S.: 630
C.H.A.S.: hah
C.H.A.S.: i just windowed over
C.H.A.S.: fpusc is fortineted
C.H.A.S.: tedcoffman isnt
tedrick111: hehe
tedrick111: Fuckin pirate ship
C.H.A.S.: no
C.H.A.S.: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
C.H.A.S.: (tony face)
tedrick111: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
C.H.A.S.: BUY
tedrick111: I was sitting on like 115 motherfucking crystite.
C.H.A.S.: DICK
tedrick111: Sorry
tedrick111: I was typing
tedrick111: I never pay attention to smithore auctions after like month 3
tedrick111: Dude I just got the mule equivalent of castrated I'm still pissed.
C.H.A.S.: fck mechs
C.H.A.S.: DOUCHE MECHS
tedrick111: Damn their timing
C.H.A.S.: im bob this game
tedrick111: Fucking wasted energy
Round 10 of 12
tedrick111: last place
tedrick111: I should be nowhere near last place right now.
tedrick111: I hate this fucking game
tedrick111: Takin it for a walk?
C.H.A.S.: fucking worst game eveah
tedrick111: No once I lose a mule it will be.
C.H.A.S.: OF COURSE
tedrick111: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
tedrick111: FUCK!
tedrick111: Ok I'll start buying
tedrick111: We can make this happen
C.H.A.S.: only not
C.H.A.S.: its fng month 10 YOU have 5 i had 16
C.H.A.S.: we suk
tedrick111: oops fuck
tedrick111: oh well at least its in the store if I need it
Round 11 of 12
C.H.A.S.: jim & bill r gay
tedrick111: Man there's always something to fuck up the runway I build.
tedrick111: I was like ok I lost 114 crystite. No biggie. 3 months to fix it.
tedrick111: Then earthquake.
tedrick111: Where the fuck'd that mule go?
tedrick111: MOTHERFUCKER!!!
tedrick111: That was my 12th plot
C.H.A.S.: i hate life
tedrick111: Fuck this game
tedrick111: I swear I will never play fucking mule again
C.H.A.S.: till after chipotle
C.H.A.S.: * *
tedrick111: Well yeah of course.
tedrick111: :)
C.H.A.S.: we got pwned
tedrick111: Ok MULE ain't so bad...
tedrick111: :)
C.H.A.S.: lolss
C.H.A.S.: roflcopters
tedrick111: This might take a while...
C.H.A.S.: u have mail
tedrick111: hehe got it
tedrick111: And yes.
C.H.A.S.: shit i needed food
C.H.A.S.: sigh
Round 12 of 12
C.H.A.S.: sadly enuff i have 2 crystite highs
tedrick111: ahh, month 12
tedrick111: The only month where nothing fucks up my 12 crystite production.
tedrick111: U need to keep money in the bank to buy plots and lay down mules. You never do that.
tedrick111: Chokes your future self of profits.
C.H.A.S.: my hi 4 ted med 7
C.H.A.S.: of course
C.H.A.S.: f this game
tedrick111: production bonus: 12 plots = 4 extra on each right off the bat.
tedrick111: That's a lot of crystite right there.
tedrick111: 36 bonus without even factoring in the ones that touch eachother.
tedrick111: I mean 48 bonus
C.H.A.S.: god im bobbin it
tedrick111: 48 even if they're all nos and not touching.
tedrick111: Then factoring in that they all touch except 3 and I'm up to like 57 units guaranteed without any lows, meds, or his.
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
tedrick111: Alright time for some grub. I'll be down.
C.H.A.S.: k
C.H.A.S. left the game