Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Rolf joined the game in slot 2
<J.I.M.> was kicked
Lee558 visits
Lee558 joined the game in slot 1
tpy1121 visits
KaveMan visits
tpy1121 joined the game in slot 3
KaveMan joined the game in slot 4
Rolf: a few minutes break to pee etc?
KaveMan: r
Rolf: if that's okay
tpy1121: r
tpy1121: yes you finwe
Rolf: like 3 mins
KaveMan unjoined the game
KaveMan joined the game in slot 4
Lee558: tpy1121, your name rings a bell from old mainframe, dumb terminal days. A teletype machine or old protocol perhaps?
KaveMan unjoined the game
KaveMan joined the game in slot 4
Rolf: thanks
Rolf: I'm ready
tpy1121: r
Rolf: hey tpy, all I can say is that if for some reason you get disconnected, it wasn't getting kicked, I won't kick you
Rolf: everyone have a decent ping?
tpy1121: yes fine on my end
KaveMan: r
KaveMan: better than usual on mine
Rolf: no bot intermediary here
Rolf: so it should be snappier than usual on plot selection, be warned
tpy1121: nice
tpy1121: lee making a mix drink
tpy1121: lol
Rolf: tpy you played well last time
tpy1121: thanks likewise
Lee558: back
tpy1121: 2nd it looks like?
Rolf: I'd have to check
KaveMan: kave whiskey and corona chasers
KaveMan: r
tpy1121: perp. ipa
Rolf: you ended up in third after the bot ruined your game
Lee558: r
tpy1121: lame... but 3rd alright
KaveMan: beat me lol
tpy1121: try again without bot
Round 1 of 12
Lee558: tpy, press your space bar during development phase and things will go faster.
Round 2 of 12
tpy1121: gotcha thanks
tpy1121: sorry about that
Rolf: I'm often guilty of that
Rolf: I go afk occasionally when the timing allows and often dont hit right-alt in a timely fashion during production
Rolf: I'm a WASD right-alt sort of guy
tpy1121: I use keys, small compact keyboard for living room
Rolf: I mean right control :)
tpy1121: should put on my gaimg rig
tpy1121: hahah
tpy1121: wasd is the move with full size keyboard for sure
Rolf: try wasd right rontrol
Rolf: it's pretty smooth
tpy1121: have logitech with built in track pad. small form factor pc in entertainment stand
tpy1121: keyboard to small to reach space bar
Rolf: get external keyboard
tpy1121: have external as small desktop. have gaming rig with wired keyboard full size, much better
Rolf: go grab
tpy1121: hahha not right meow
Rolf: haha
Rolf: I use one of whatever the latest microsoft ergonomic is, in my lap, on the couch
Rolf: well I mean on my lap, but anyway
Rolf: uh
Rolf: did you two just disconnect or something?
Round 3 of 12
tpy1121: nah, right here
Rolf: no energy buy though?
Rolf: hoping for the package?
tpy1121: mightve missed it on a call... work shit
tpy1121: unfort.
tpy1121: non stop
tpy1121: in sales
KaveMan: i need to drop from first
Rolf: yeah it's a bad place to be, early on
Round 4 of 12
KaveMan: you can lead them to water but you can't teach the to cheat lol
Rolf: or as my one-time command sergeant major told us once
Rolf: you can lead a horse to water, but if you have to suck on its asshold to make it drink, it's gonna leave a really shitty taste in your mouth.
Round 5 of 12
Rolf: hole, not hold :)
Round 6 of 12
KaveMan: typ you need eneergy
tpy1121: i do
KaveMan: thank god i have a friend who is a pirate. i am immediately alerting him to the Lee crystite situation
Lee558: wow rolf!!!
tpy1121: all the cyrstite
Lee558: I'm the British Navy this game Kave. Send your pirates on! lol!
Round 7 of 12
KaveMan: your package came with a note that said: you need energy/signed: Uncle David
KaveMan: at least your homeworld family cares
Rolf: you're going to lose another mule if you keep nearly running out of the square
tpy1121: hahhaa
Rolf: ignore the mule, concentrate on your guy
tpy1121: yes for sure
KaveMan: ohhhhhhh
Round 8 of 12
KaveMan: big move rolf
KaveMan: no wampus
Lee558: fing quakes!!!
KaveMan: ?
tpy1121: ?
Rolf: he's probably asking why you bought a crystite for 127
KaveMan: why did you buy so high on cry?
Lee558: "fucking" quakes
KaveMan: fucking quakes
tpy1121: fucking quakes
Rolf: hate quakes!
Lee558: typ, the highest price the store will buy tite for is 154. If you pay more, you are guaranteed a loss.
tpy1121: good info, thanks
Round 9 of 12
tpy1121: grid locked
KaveMan: you bastards! lol
KaveMan: cheaters!!!!
Rolf: do you get how all the various spoilage works?
tpy1121: yes, over 3 energy
tpy1121: 2 foord?
tpy1121: food
Rolf: 1 food
Rolf: then after that it's 50% for food and 25% for energy
tpy1121: smithore none?
Rolf: and over 50 for smithore or crystite
tpy1121: big ticket
tpy1121: gotcha, thanks
Lee558: If you catch the Rolf, it's a 500 point bonus! :-)
KaveMan: and never leave subtitles on for the 80s movies on you dvd player
Rolf: speed rolfzales
KaveMan: not worth the eye sore
KaveMan: listening is much better
Lee558: Make sure your food overages are always an odd number. even and you just lose one more...
Rolf: ... unless you're trying to hedge for the food loss negative event ;)
tpy1121: break long enough to smoke cig?
KaveMan: I knew it. He is CR!!!!!
Lee558: k
Rolf: could be
tpy1121: nhahaha
KaveMan: doesn't look like him but starting to smell familiar
KaveMan: lol
tpy1121: going to smoke
tpy1121: gimme 6
Rolf: very well could be
Rolf: I don't really think so though.
Lee558: If tpy starts typing in all caps, we know he is really a Cyber alias!
KaveMan: I don't either. Just a little buzz and having fun. If he is shame on him lol
Rolf: correct
Rolf: he appears to be new, yet at the same time know way too much to be new :)
Rolf: I'm happy to host and try to assume that he's a good player new to this shitshow we have here, haha
Rolf: host running smoothly for everyone?
Rolf: no unexpected disconnections? :)
KaveMan: been smooth for me
Rolf: sweet
Rolf: seems smooth on my end with all of you minions, muahahaha!
Rolf: ;)
Rolf: but I mean seriously one layer less of bullshit is always nice, so thanks for playing in my hosted game
KaveMan: thanks for hosting
Rolf: you're welcome, anytime!
tpy1121: r
tpy1121: r
KaveMan: r
Rolf: you gotta wait tpy
tpy1121: sorry for delay, thanks for hosting
Rolf: say r, then wait, like this:
Rolf: r
KaveMan: r
tpy1121: oh I see
KaveMan: then take some vaseline
Rolf: and lube your door hinges!
KaveMan: put it on your thumb
Rolf: no wait
Rolf: different topic
tpy1121: this is getting r rated quick
tpy1121: I like it
tpy1121: lol
Lee558: back
Rolf: r
KaveMan: you want it to be smooth sliding into the 10th month
KaveMan: r
Rolf: say the words
tpy1121: r
Lee558: r
KaveMan: r
Round 10 of 12
KaveMan: noooooo
tpy1121: shit luck
KaveMan: not bad luck. didn't focus
KaveMan: you guys are constantly cheating with all these distractions
KaveMan: can't hardly think
KaveMan: my friends have arrived!!!!!
Lee558: f'ing pirate!
Rolf: well at least they won't be back again, right? I think that was twice, anyway
Rolf: hmm
tpy1121: pirates mfer
KaveMan: those friends my pirates. thaks you. AYYYYY!!!!!
KaveMan: arrrrggghhh!
KaveMan: matey!!!!!!
Round 11 of 12
KaveMan: my only fear be the british navy lad.....
KaveMan: i mean......Lee
Lee558: Rolf has Magic 12!
KaveMan: I know. still not coming in last
Rolf: 13 maybe?
KaveMan: oh and there it is!!!!!!!!!
KaveMan: gg
tpy1121: gg
Rolf: gg
Lee558: gg, nice win Rolf!
Round 12 of 12
KaveMan left the game
Computer takes over KaveMan
Rolf: not sure why he would quit on round 12
Rolf: I mean what's another 5 minutes?
Lee558: That late quake / pirate combo sealed my fate
Rolf: yeah but did you quit
Lee558: We have to educate him on how to behave...
Rolf: KaveMan hasn't played all that much
Lee558: I don't quit. I've won several where I thought I was toast.
Lee558: SB
Rolf: I see, he states in the lobby that he got disconnected
Rolf: ouch!
tpy1121: lammmmme
Rolf: lee for the win I think!
Rolf: or wait maybe I get it on plots
Rolf: that's right
Lee558: no, you Rolf
Rolf: yeah because plots
Rolf: 13 is 13
Lee558: 13 tites! awesome!
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Rolf: close, gg
Lee558: gga
tpy1121: gg
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