Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Rolf joined the game in slot 2
<J.I.M.> was kicked
KaveMan visits
Rolf: color?
Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
<A.D.A.M.> was kicked
Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>
<B.I.L.L.> was kicked
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
<A.D.A.M.> was kicked
KaveMan: 2 bots?
Rolf: whatever man
Rolf: read the title of the game
KaveMan: purple please
Added computer player <A.L.A.N.>
KaveMan joined the game in slot 4
<A.L.A.N.> was kicked
yourslipisshowing visits
Rolf: color?
yourslipisshowing: once again
yourslipisshowing: i might drop due to shit wifi connection
yourslipisshowing joined the game in slot 1
Rolf: orange okay?
yourslipisshowing: my fav
Rolf: works for me
Rolf: ready?
KaveMan: I can already feel the love lol
yourslipisshowing: :)
yourslipisshowing: rolfy hates me lol
Round 1 of 12
yourslipisshowing: \lol
yourslipisshowing: hes had
Rolf: just don't quit, and we're all good
yourslipisshowing: not gonna
yourslipisshowing: if i drop im sorry
yourslipisshowing: range extender soon
KaveMan: ive had connection problems myself quite a few times. i get it. i have never deliberately quit but it happens
Rolf: so hey while we are playing I just want to point something out
Rolf: any assets you keep are valued at the sell price
Rolf: you realize that, right?
Rolf: I mean buy price
Rolf: hehe
Rolf: so any smithore or crystite you keep, or food or energy whatever
Rolf: is all held against you interms of your placement at the buy price
Rolf: and as the goal is to be in last
Rolf: early on, holding assets isn't probably the ... most advanced playstyle
Round 2 of 12
yourslipisshowing: god damn
Rolf: jesus slip
Rolf: what is your ping?
yourslipisshowing: whatever
Rolf: slip...
Rolf: it's you
KaveMan: it might be me
Rolf: what's your ping?
yourslipisshowing: somebody was in front of antenna lol
KaveMan: not sure
Rolf: Kaveman what's your ping
KaveMan: ping
yourslipisshowing: its back now
Rolf: bottom of the window
Rolf: says FPS, Ping, server , round, etc
yourslipisshowing: ouch
KaveMan: wait it didn't give me my plot? my screen froze and it showed a plot
KaveMan: its ok. I'll keep playing.
Rolf: you lost a plot
yourslipisshowing: restart so i can have sound back?
KaveMan: screen froze but it showed purple square
Rolf: what is your ping
Rolf: anyway you lost a plot, that's why you didn't have another plot
Rolf: restart? no
yourslipisshowing: 84 now
Rolf: what are you talking about getting sound back
Rolf: you troubleshoot that on your own
KaveMan: oh ok. was still startled by screen freeze. im ok to keep going. didnt read even
Rolf: try clicking where it says sound off
KaveMan: event
yourslipisshowing: my reciever just went out 5 mins ago and i changed to audio on the tv
yourslipisshowing: mule audio glitched out
yourslipisshowing: now silent
yourslipisshowing: i will just miss wampus every time no biggie
Rolf: so we take a break at the summary and you troubleshoot your windows audio
Rolf: give you a couple minutues to figure it out
yourslipisshowing: ive been playing this longer than my profile gives credit
yourslipisshowing: needs restart
Rolf: uh huh
yourslipisshowing: i will tough it out
yourslipisshowing: got one more in me tonight anyway
Rolf: you've got bigger issues than the audio
KaveMan: about to get another in me myself. have off tomorrow
yourslipisshowing: believe it
Round 3 of 12
yourslipisshowing: aw
yourslipisshowing: buy
KaveMan: sound isn't important in this game. I am currently running Some Kind of Wonderful in background
yourslipisshowing: phew
yourslipisshowing: wampus
yourslipisshowing: is important
KaveMan: can see wampus
yourslipisshowing: not this guy
yourslipisshowing: need sound for cue to look
KaveMan: I get it but still. On my old computer the sound didn't work for mule ever. Some kind of glitch
KaveMan: It helps but not a severe handicap
Round 4 of 12
yourslipisshowing: shit lol
yourslipisshowing: for you
yourslipisshowing: not me
Rolf: I wouldn't
Rolf: yikes
KaveMan: I don't even have the sound on right now. listening to the world
yourslipisshowing: i lose my ass with no wampus beep
Rolf: just look at one side
Rolf: if it's not there, it is on the other side
KaveMan: also when the mountains get scarce it is easy to predict
yourslipisshowing: i hate my life
Rolf: you tried getting fancy
yourslipisshowing: usually can pull off
Rolf: don't get fancy
KaveMan: slip sliding awaaaaay....
Rolf: just play it straight
KaveMan: great song
Rolf: this game is unbelievable
KaveMan: gonna get real pretty soon
Rolf: it's already real
KaveMan: cant believe i lost a plot first round lol
Rolf: you were in first
Rolf: do you know why you lost a plot?
Rolf: because you held 4 or 5 smithore
Rolf: and because of that you went way into first
KaveMan: i understand. not good to be in first because of plot loss. just didn't expect first round
Round 5 of 12
KaveMan: someone needs a care package lol
Rolf: everything bad happens to you when you're in first
yourslipisshowing: gonna get watch
KaveMan: i get it
Rolf: and the good stuff all happens to the guy in last
Rolf: and there is a spectrum
yourslipisshowing: 3rd probably
KaveMan: still unusual first round
KaveMan: changed everything
Rolf: usually people don't mine smithore first round
Rolf: so I don't know how unusual it was
KaveMan: i do everytime
KaveMan: never lost a plot first round. truth
KaveMan: wasnt trying to horde
KaveMan: sell for buying a plot
Rolf: you have played less than 100 games
KaveMan: get rid of money
Rolf: and I'm trying to jump start your understanding
KaveMan: thousands off line
Rolf: you need to get rid of your ASSETS
Rolf: because they are worth the buy price
KaveMan: I understand the rules
Rolf: so you were in first because you held all that ore
Rolf: do you though?
Rolf: because you seemed surprised that you were in first and lost a plot
KaveMan: on first round is all
Rolf: first round is a round
KaveMan: my screen froze. thats what confused me. i didnt see the screen
Rolf: maybe you should close any other programs you have running
Round 6 of 12
KaveMan: maybe i will get a care package and make a comeback
yourslipisshowing: wow
KaveMan: people play different you know.
yourslipisshowing: you are playing great
KaveMan: rank doesnt mean a thing
yourslipisshowing: lots of plots
yourslipisshowing: thats why i said wow
KaveMan: i am here to play and have fun
yourslipisshowing: you practically stole them
yourslipisshowing: me too for sure
Rolf: guys
Rolf: I'm only trying to point out the obvious stuff
KaveMan: what????
Rolf: when someone says that they are baffled as to why they lost a plot
Rolf: I will explain why
Rolf: you kept 4 ore
Rolf: worth 100 something as a buy price
Rolf: so there is no need for confusion
yourslipisshowing: break at sum please?
Rolf: that's why
KaveMan: I agree. I just had a moment.
Rolf: sure
Rolf: right
KaveMan: Im not arguing
KaveMan: I like you
yourslipisshowing: rolfy is a dick sometimes
Rolf: okay
yourslipisshowing: i think he is sweet deep down
yourslipisshowing: maybe
Rolf: yeah I'm a dick for explaining
KaveMan: stop. i just meant i have played this game since a teenager on c64
KaveMan: just odd for first round. turned the whole game strange for sure
Rolf: break
KaveMan: whole game is bizarr
yourslipisshowing: brb
KaveMan: love it
Rolf: yes I have also played this game since the c64
Rolf: but only last week did I fully realize that assets are valued at the buy price!
Rolf: after 500 games in this
Rolf: so when I see people play like they don't quite understand that yet, I want to help jump-start their understanding
Rolf: because nobody really quite told me that and beat me upside the head with it for my first 500 games
KaveMan: it is still very uncommon for a plot loss in first round. i just didn't see the message. my screen froze.
Rolf: right? right.
KaveMan: i thank you for helping. not trying to argue
KaveMan: think you are a cool cat.
Rolf: thanks
yourslipisshowing: back r
KaveMan: r
KaveMan: rolf
KaveMan: ...
Rolf: yes?
yourslipisshowing: r
KaveMan: r
Rolf: r
yourslipisshowing: go lol
Rolf: 3 2 1
yourslipisshowing: jim?
Round 7 of 12
yourslipisshowing: lol
yourslipisshowing: damn
Rolf: hey, I mean we negotiated
Rolf: I was willing, you were willing, it didn't work out for you but I did offer
Rolf: see there you go
Rolf: poor JIM
yourslipisshowing: sorry
KaveMan: poor Rolf
yourslipisshowing: plots
Round 8 of 12
KaveMan: well shucks. I'll just have to wait for another handout. cause i am in 3rd place. and i qualify.
KaveMan: praying to the mule gods.....
yourslipisshowing: you know the mule gods?
yourslipisshowing: holy hell
KaveMan: not feeling the same love as when we started lol
yourslipisshowing: dick bot
KaveMan: what a great game
yourslipisshowing: love this game
yourslipisshowing: its a great one with few players
KaveMan: sli[
KaveMan: slip
Rolf: slip I will give you a couple minutes
Rolf: but then it's a kick
Rolf: figure your shit out
Round 9 of 12
KaveMan: still praying....
yourslipisshowing: sorry
yourslipisshowing: setting up new room
yourslipisshowing: in between rounds lol
yourslipisshowing: off my game
yourslipisshowing: no sound isnt helping either
Rolf: slip what's your ping
Rolf: is it like 200?
yourslipisshowing: i have to do a bunch of shit to see that
yourslipisshowing: aspect ratio and all
yourslipisshowing: its not the ping
Rolf: who the fuck has the shit ping
yourslipisshowing: its me being aware lol
Rolf: look at the bottom of the screen
Rolf: is it you kaveman?
Rolf: also kaveman stop fucking around
KaveMan: maybe. 84
Rolf: then it's slip
yourslipisshowing: mine 95
Rolf: fucking us up
Rolf: you guys are both janky probably
yourslipisshowing: your nuts are janky
Rolf: not as janky as your ping
yourslipisshowing: my ping, when erect, is impressive
KaveMan: never beg
yourslipisshowing: im half in half out this one anyway
Round 10 of 12
Rolf: half out
Rolf: my ping to google fiber is 7 ms
Rolf: my jitter is 1 ms
Rolf: any connection issues are on your end(s)
yourslipisshowing: my mind is quantum
Rolf: that sounds dumb
yourslipisshowing: but still slipping lol
yourslipisshowing: sounds too good to be true
Rolf: if you ever took any stupid quantum physics you would never brag about anything quantum
Rolf: because that shit sucks
Rolf: fuck all that noise
KaveMan: Rolf. did you take Quantum physics?
Rolf: uhhhh
Rolf: duh
yourslipisshowing: its too true to be any good
Rolf: sophomore level and senior level
yourslipisshowing: believe that
Rolf: it sucks, it's all stupid math
Rolf: endless math
yourslipisshowing: math is created
Rolf: shh quit talking
KaveMan: not true. numbers never lie
yourslipisshowing: :)
Rolf: you have no idea what you're talking about
Rolf: so just stop
yourslipisshowing: of course they dont
yourslipisshowing: neither do you
Rolf: I can complain about it because that shit sucks
Rolf: really guy
yourslipisshowing: learning it?
yourslipisshowing: sucks
Rolf: just stop talking before you embarrass yourself more
Rolf: slip
yourslipisshowing: ok
Rolf: thanks
yourslipisshowing: im blushing
yourslipisshowing: atheist i assume?
KaveMan: uh oh....
yourslipisshowing: lol
yourslipisshowing: rolfy hates me anyway
yourslipisshowing: may as well go more
Rolf: just stop talking nonsense and we are fine
yourslipisshowing: i will sir
Rolf: if you don't know anything about something, do me a favor and just shut up about it please
Round 11 of 12
yourslipisshowing: you as well
Rolf: dude
Rolf: seriously
Rolf: don't start talking to me about the one thing I have a fucking degree in
Rolf: just shut the fuck up
Rolf: and don't do it again
yourslipisshowing: eat me prick
Rolf: if you want to sound cool, don't say "quantum"
yourslipisshowing: i'll yap when i want
yourslipisshowing: i am cool pussy
Rolf: unless you want to seem brain-dead
Rolf: because that is how you sound
yourslipisshowing: i know
Rolf: now if you want to impress like cyber ranger, go on then talk all that shit
yourslipisshowing: why point out the obvious
KaveMan: I would like to just say one thing. Lips is not a woman right? Because if so we should tone it down a bit. If not have at it.
Rolf: lips claims to be a man, to the best of my knowledge
Rolf: otherwise he claims it would be balls showing, if I recall
Rolf: author of this game was DAN, later DANI
Rolf: so who cares
Rolf: and if you but DANALAN together you get ... well you can see it
Round 12 of 12
yourslipisshowing: more rolfy?
Rolf: more games?
Rolf: or ...
Rolf: I mean yeah I can show you guys the ropes again
Rolf: if you want to learn how to play better, sure, I am down for another game
yourslipisshowing was disconnected
Computer takes over yourslipisshowing
Rolf: lips is so weak
Rolf: what a little work
Rolf: worm
Rolf: quitting on round 12 just to be a little bitch ass
KaveMan: why quit at end
Rolf: to prevent us from having a finish to the game
Rolf: because he thinks it won't count
Rolf: and because slip is a bitch ass punk
Rolf: a whiney little bitch ass
Rolf: and a huge quitter
Rolf: he has something like a 30 percent quit rate
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