Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Cyber Ranger: You sure??? You KNOW, how this turned-out, last time...
Rolf: see the last two nights I had to go to the VA clinic the next day
Rolf: tomorrow, no such thing
Cyber Ranger: O...K...
Rolf: last time you got last
Rolf: last time here you disconnected
Cyber Ranger: ...and, you can't explain why...
Round 1 of 12
Cyber Ranger: ...SHIT...
Rolf: for what it's worth I have since reset my modem and router
Rolf: so ...
Cyber Ranger: YOU, may - be, an IDIOT...
Cyber Ranger: ...I said - may...
Rolf: you may, use too many, commas, .
Rolf: are you a comma comma comma chameleon?
Rolf: =D
Cyber Ranger: NO, just - proper punctuation...
Cyber Ranger: ...funny...
Round 2 of 12
Rolf: Actually, your punctuation is bizarre and abnormal
Rolf: it bears no semblance at all to anything resembling human communication.
Cyber Ranger: If so - you were talking, in English class...
Rolf: It IS, MADE UP, of -- FRAGMENTS that don't, exist in a way that, is resembling, english
Rolf: remember who has the 146 GT score, stud
Rolf: and it ain't you
Rolf: so cool your jets
Cyber Ranger: I do - you don't...
Rolf: lol
Rolf: what?
Rolf: you are just drunk shit-talking now
Rolf: you know you don't have anything remotely close to a 146 GT score
Cyber Ranger: Your apparent lack of education proves - you were lied to...
Rolf: your lies prove that you are a liar
Rolf: liar
Rolf: I have a 146 GT score, you do not
Rolf: this is provable easily
Cyber Ranger: Again - clerical error; to get you to sign - ON THE DOTTED LINE...
Rolf: lol no
Rolf: you idiot
Rolf: I finished the asvab in 30 minutes
Cyber Ranger: ...take any online "SMAAART" TEST...
Rolf: no I did it in the minneapolis office deal
Cyber Ranger: ...go ahead... SEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU GET...
Rolf: more of a southern suburb, but details
Rolf: I've already done that, dumbass
Rolf: you are so dumb and talk so much shit
Rolf: but you do play mule, so I'll give you that
Cyber Ranger: If so - you wouldn't devolve into calling me names
Rolf: otherwise just please stop with the talk about how smart you are versus me
Cyber Ranger: You'd of had the "confidence" - to not worry, about - what I say...
Round 3 of 12
Rolf: hang on I only heard durr in your silence
Rolf: oh I have every confidence to not worry, which is exactly why I call you an idiot for suggesting what you suggest
Cyber Ranger: ...as an IGNORANT individual, would...
Rolf: because any evidence will back me up and you will look like an idiot, which you are
Cyber Ranger: ERGO - you are...
Rolf: I know you can't help it, cyber
Rolf: you are afflicted with some sort of syndrome
Rolf: not sure if it's up
Rolf: or down
Rolf: but whatever it is, it's got you in its grip good!
Cyber Ranger: ...well - it has me in its' grip - well...
Cyber Ranger: So, you may well have a GT of 146 - just not the education...
Rolf: I literally have a physics degree
Cyber Ranger: Blame it on your local schools' ability...
Rolf: derp
Cyber Ranger: So, do - a lot of Black individuals - from a more Southern-based college...
Round 4 of 12
Rolf: oh racist derp
Rolf: nice, classy
Cyber Ranger: Yes/no... Just say'n - the educational system - is systemically racist... Northern systems are just as susceptible as Southern...
Rolf: but anyway yeah buddy, 146!
Rolf: and no, I wasn't educated in the south
Cyber Ranger: ...Didn't say you were; I said - it was the same as being...
Rolf: you derped a lot of durrs is all you did
Cyber Ranger: "Conferred" degrees - aren't just FUCKING PAPER...
Rolf: what the fuck is a conferred degree, you moron
Rolf: you must be projecting, what with your war college BS "degree" that I'm sure you claim to have
Rolf: and by BS I don't mean bachelor of science
Cyber Ranger: SO much - for your "education"...
Rolf: you idiot :)
Rolf: just shhh
Cyber Ranger: A fucking middle-school flunkee - could tell you...
Rolf: you can't tell me
Cyber Ranger: At least - in Iowa...
Rolf: so what does that tell you
Round 5 of 12
Cyber Ranger: It tells me - that you are woefully FUCKING IGNORANT...
Cyber Ranger: ...AS DO - your actions...
Rolf: derpy durr, I'm cyber danger
Rolf: shhhhh, be quiet poor feller
Rolf: you'll be alright
Cyber Ranger: OK, so - why - do I have more $$ than you???
Round 6 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Not only are you ignorant - you're also not very fucking OBSERVANT...
Cyber Ranger: WHICH - ALL POINT TO; you were fucking lied to - about your GT score...
Cyber Ranger: ...NO OTHER FUCKING ANSWER...
Rolf: uh, no
Rolf: you absolute moron
Rolf: you only wish you knew what it was like to have such a lofty score
Rolf: ah, what a feeling
Cyber Ranger: You don't - I don't need any further proof...
Rolf: derpy derp
Cyber Ranger: Otherwise - you'd actually be WINNING...
Rolf: derpy derp
Rolf: am I not?
Cyber Ranger: So, derp your way into THAT thinking...
Rolf: exactly what I was going to say to you!
Cyber Ranger: I don't know - can you tell??
Rolf: derp
Cyber Ranger: If not - you may have to ask yourself, why not???
Round 7 of 12
Rolf: derpy ranger
Cyber Ranger: Dude - the proof's in the fucking gene-pool fucking pudding...
Rolf: derp
Cyber Ranger: Yep, what a single-celled amoeba says...
Cyber Ranger: ...derp, derp, derp - go ahead, SOUND THE FUCK OFF...
Cyber Ranger: cAN'T DERP ENOUGH TO HIT THE FUCKING SB???
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
Cyber Ranger: ...like it fucking matters...
Cyber Ranger: ...derp, derp, derp...
Rolf: derp!
Cyber Ranger: ...like a baby chick...
Cyber Ranger: YOU'RE NOT WORTHY - OF DERP..
Round 8 of 12
Cyber Ranger: I'm truly sorry - finding out you're not worthy - of even, derp - is hard to accept...
Rolf: derp!
Cyber Ranger: LIke a newborn chickadee...
Round 9 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Yeah - I've no more to say...
Cyber Ranger: YOU WERE STRAIGHT FUCKING LIED-TO...
Rolf: I think you were
Rolf: about your role in life
Cyber Ranger: I'm truly sorry; I didn't know they gave a 2-yr phsyics degree...
Rolf: you're correct, there is no such thing
Cyber Ranger: NEITHER - is your GT score
Rolf: that's right, it's a record setter
Rolf: you'll never find one higher
Cyber Ranger: NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE - with your DEMONSTRATED LACK OF FUCKING KNOWLEDGE...
Rolf: derp durr derp! - Cyber ranger
Round 10 of 12
Cyber Ranger: OH, FUCK - YOU HAD TO "THINK"!!!!
Cyber Ranger: ...just curl the fuck up; chicky-mama will care for you...
Cyber Ranger: You can call "derp/derp/derp" - all day long...
Cyber Ranger: Don't even need to go to 2nd grade...
Rolf: you missed it
Rolf: it was derp durr derp
Cyber Ranger: Go back to your mommy...
Rolf: funny guy
Cyber Ranger: Do you live with your mommy???
Round 11 of 12
Rolf: uh, now
Rolf: I mean yes, totally, absolutely!
Rolf: but no.
Rolf: too bad, she's great! How's your mom? Is she great too?
Cyber Ranger: She's in a nursing home - I pay for; doesn't know who I am... Thanks for asking...
Rolf: oh that's right
Rolf: yeah sorry to hear about that again
Rolf: Mine is only 74
Rolf: so she's got that going for her
Cyber Ranger: Way to keep the worms your mommy gave you - derp...
Rolf: that's cool that you have started using my word for you towards me!
Cyber Ranger: Only - as it reflects you/your world...
Rolf: it's like you're rubber, I'm glue, everything I say bounces off you and sticks to me!
Cyber Ranger: yeah, not so much there, Scooter...
Rolf: okay derpy
Round 12 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Run, derpy - RUN!!!!
Cyber Ranger: Wow - couldn't derp; what derp...
Rolf: derp derp!
Cyber Ranger: ...scroll up - for compassion..
Rolf: got me, nice!
Rolf: good job
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