Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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FluffyFiend visits
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FluffyFiend: bot:addai
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FluffyFiend: bot:kick1
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FluffyFiend: bot:kick1
<A.D.A.M.> was kicked
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Rolf visits
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Rolf: bot:assai
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Rolf: bot:kick 1
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yourslipisshowing visits
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CCMuleBot01: === yourslipisshowing Bot Reputation: Unknown (10) Bot Games: 22
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FluffyFiend: meow
FluffyFiend: lets wait for c128
Rolf: I doubt he's here
FluffyFiend: as he said he would be back in an hour and that was almost an hour ago
Rolf: ah I see
Rolf: well text him then
FluffyFiend: say 10 mins?
FluffyFiend unjoined the game
FluffyFiend joined the game in slot 3
FluffyFiend: are u both ok with that?
FluffyFiend: i could start now but am ok to wait
yourslipisshowing: damn
yourslipisshowing: damn
yourslipisshowing: damn
FluffyFiend: now what?
Rolf: what, slip?
yourslipisshowing: i have an appointment 8-830
yourslipisshowing: :(
Rolf: which is in how long
FluffyFiend: do u want to start now
yourslipisshowing: just won 2 in a row
yourslipisshowing: i can til after he gets here
FluffyFiend: not understanding u
Rolf: what time zone are you in
Rolf: it's 19:39 here
FluffyFiend: how lomg can u wait before we start?
yourslipisshowing: all i have to do is run out to a car and grab some left handed cigs somewhere between 8 and 830
FluffyFiend: oh
Rolf: ffs
yourslipisshowing: 5 mins at some random time throughout the game is what i mean to say
Rolf: you talk too much
yourslipisshowing: lol
Rolf: keep it simple
yourslipisshowing: cant help it
Rolf: learn
yourslipisshowing: i promise i tried
Rolf: get some ritalin or whatever
Rolf: adderal
Rolf: I don't know
yourslipisshowing: and i felt all fucked up about it
yourslipisshowing: im trying to quit
yourslipisshowing: speed i mean
Rolf: what, the ADD meds?
Rolf: yeah
Rolf: is that your deal, speed?
yourslipisshowing: on them since preschool
yourslipisshowing: had a meth habit for 10 years
Rolf: too much prescription meth?
yourslipisshowing: 3 years clean and im gooooood on it
Rolf: yeah in my day they just kicked us up a class
Rolf: didn't put us on drugs
yourslipisshowing: i learned to play mule and had a server going zappppped on the crystal :P
Rolf: made us take french in second grade
Rolf: that sort of thing
Rolf: but you kids, they put on meth
Rolf: so that's cool
yourslipisshowing: sucks it was around when i was willing
yourslipisshowing: getting worse in the states
Rolf: I don't mean the street kind
Rolf: I mean the kind you get from a pharmacist
yourslipisshowing: much worse product= people getting screwed up faster
Rolf: uh huh
yourslipisshowing: oh yea
yourslipisshowing: whatsitcalled
Rolf: adderal
yourslipisshowing: no thats amphetamine
Rolf: what do you think meth is
Rolf: methamphetamine
Rolf: ritalin
yourslipisshowing: desoxyn is pharmaceutical methamphetamine
Rolf: whatever all the same stuff
yourslipisshowing: close!
Rolf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp32A3Tvi8A you would know
Rolf: cut, snip, cut
Rolf: one hell of a QOTSA song
yourslipisshowing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FgQrdSeKQ
yourslipisshowing: dio <3
Rolf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMG-IIs-hI8 Remission
C-128 visits
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CCMuleBot01: === C-128 Bot Reputation: Unknown (12) Bot Games: 21
yourslipisshowing: yay!!!
Rolf: that dio song sounds like that QOTSA song
C-128: rolf can I have blue?
Rolf: sure
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Rolf joined the game in slot 4
yourslipisshowing: dio has a variety pack of talented works\
yourslipisshowing: goodun
Round 1 of 12
C-128: were you waiting long? Not sure when the hour began lol
yourslipisshowing: lee got a hella story bout me quitting now
yourslipisshowing: said i quit 4 out of 5 in a row
yourslipisshowing: you would think id have more abandons and a bad rep at that point
Rolf: you quit on me twice in one day
C-128: ugh
Rolf: it's not hard to believe stories about you quittng
yourslipisshowing: got kicked
Rolf: but whatever who cares
Rolf: nope
yourslipisshowing: sure
yourslipisshowing: i've quit once since ive been back after years so maybe it was in a game with you
yourslipisshowing: my best friend showed up needing something so i left without a word
yourslipisshowing: the rest i either timed out or was kicked.
yourslipisshowing: period
Round 2 of 12
Rolf: you literally bragged about how you were going to quit then you quit
Rolf: I don't buy your bullshit, sorry
Rolf: and it was twice in one day
Rolf: so if you aren't quitting, you better fix your internet connection
Rolf: two optons. as I see it
yourslipisshowing: sounds good
Rolf: thanks, meanwhile you can probably stop talking about it
Rolf: make your choice
yourslipisshowing left the game
Computer takes over yourslipisshowing
CCMuleBot01: Player Removed, votes required to restart: 2
CCMuleBot01: yourslipisshowing Bot Reputation now: 7
C-128: oh jesus
C-128: wtf
Rolf: such a quitter
Rolf: yet there he was
Rolf: crying about how people call him a quitter for no reason
C-128: you could have just left it alone
Rolf: fuck that
Rolf: don't come in here and lie about how people call you a quitter and you never quit
Rolf: I will call you out
C-128: one down, 2 to go. I feel like willy wonka
Rolf: and by you I mean that little fucker
Round 3 of 12
Rolf: so, seriously though
Rolf: everyone sees that slip is a quitter
Rolf: so don't let him slide with that BS
C-128: seems to me his connection just flaked at a bad moment in this game.
C-128: Nothing suspicous there at all.
Rolf: lol
Rolf: no
Rolf: he quits every time
Rolf: he's not in the lobby
Rolf: he quits
Rolf: after talking up a storm
Rolf: then pretends like he didn't ever quit
Rolf: this is some Occam's razor stuff
C-128: I assume he just fears me
C-128: All should.
Rolf: he fears all of us
Rolf: and he's a quitter
Rolf: his ratio is like 20 percent quitting
C-128: Clearly I've laid out an insurmountable plan to win this game. I hope I haven't made it too obvious yet.
Rolf: apparently the pirates caught on
C-128: part of the plan
Rolf: excellent! mr burns hands
C-128: it's all part of the plan. Everything
Rolf: Smithers, everything is going according to plan, Excellent
Rolf: '"
C-128: yes eys
Rolf: "shall I release the hounds, sir?
C-128: wait who is that person in Sector G!
Rolf: oh that's Homer simpson, one of our ... uh
C-128: what is that imbecile doing?
Round 4 of 12
C-128: hmmm didn't expect that choice fluff
C-128: damn
C-128: wait I'm last? Double damn
C-128: didn't expect that either. What the hell is going on here
Rolf: Damn! Damn Damn! Damn Damn Damn!
C-128: Where is that kid?
Rolf: It's too bad that slip is such a quitter
Rolf: it's so quiet in the chat now
C-128: great tite production that round
C-128: I'm really rocking this
FluffyFiend: c your production sucks
Rolf: sarcasm can be subtle
C-128: it was sarcasm
C-128: I also managed no food and barely any energy lol
C-128: If you are trying to out suck me good luck
C-128: nobody can suck as badly as I can suck!
Rolf: hold my beer
Round 5 of 12
Rolf: slip is AI
Rolf: he won't buy that
Rolf: ...?
C-128: maybe he's always been ai
C-128: maybe this planet isn't even real
Rolf: maybe you're all AI
C-128: what if this entire world is just some sick game?
FluffyFiend: did slip quit?
C-128: hours ago
FluffyFiend: omg
Round 6 of 12
Rolf: you didn't notice?
C-128: I mean the strategy is very similar haha
Rolf: right after he cried and cried about how he was being persecuted for quitting
C-128: there was some irony there
Rolf: " SLIP would never QUIT" he said, and I'm paraphrasing with the caps lock
C-128: "I AM NOT A QUITTER!!!" Click
C-128: he doth protest too much, me thinks
Rolf: yes
C-128: I'm well on my way to beating slip now
C-128: I can't believe the two of you are falling into my trap
Rolf: he's all talk and no skill
Rolf: as for us, well
Rolf: sorry, he's no skill and all quit
Rolf: ah, the Devourer
FluffyFiend: meow
C-128: I guess I could have bought that.
C-128: But mom & dad are sending me the package.
C-128: Hello Mother, Hello Father, greetings from planet mule-awata, I am hungry...send a package.
CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.67%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(13.30%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(6.67%)
Round 7 of 12
Rolf: noone's cool here, and they mutter --- how about you send me a package food and water!
C-128: or my home planet will become a giant wrackage
C-128: There we are
C-128: thank god for you slip
C-128: you my bff
C-128: oh god damn it
C-128: wasn't intending to be deceptive there.
FluffyFiend: oh my
C-128: hmm
Rolf: good old robo-slip
C-128: oh crap that's food
C-128: damn it
Round 8 of 12
C-128: this game is going so well for me, amazing
C-128: maybe too well
Rolf: you never know
Rolf: last place is so nice to be in for most of the game
C-128: I haven't won a single game all year
Rolf: ha ha ha
Rolf: you know, I don't think I have either!
C-128: I'm afraid my time at last has ended
C-128: it's been fun though
Rolf: ghost slip will see about that!
Round 9 of 12
C-128: buy 1 get 1 free sale
C-128: oh my, so close
Rolf: dang it all :)
FluffyFiend: rolf que pasa?
Rolf: oh well, I never expected to win anyway
FluffyFiend: well thats a good attitude to have
Rolf: when playing with you, FF, I never expect to win
Rolf: if I get a convergence of good luck or you get bad luck, perhaps
C-128: I can't help winning. It just comes naturally like breathing and yoga
Rolf: the key is to get second!
Rolf: which C-128 probably has here
Rolf: so the key is to be okay with third!
C-128: I wouldn't be surprised if I have the world Planet Mule record in 2nd
Rolf: which slip's ghost may have here
Rolf: so the ... anyway, it's just fun to play
Rolf: I don't mind fourth place
C-128: I typically come in 2nd, 3rd or 4th. Somethings 1st.
C-128: see if fluff can match my suckingess
Rolf: that sounds about right
C-128: Could be close for last place. Rolf is looking good though
C-128: so cruel. I would never have done that
C-128: it's ROLF
Round 10 of 12
C-128: Good thing you couldn't buy it haha
C-128: I didn't look, was it close?
C-128: bot:?
CCMuleBot01: Bot v1.10 Command Summary:
CCMuleBot01: Syntax: bot:[command]
CCMuleBot01: Commands
CCMuleBot01: ===============
CCMuleBot01: ready - Sets the bot to change ready state [in case game does not start automatically]
CCMuleBot01: prices - Display current buy and sell prices for Ore, Tite, Food and Energy.
CCMuleBot01: factor - Shows you the price factor for ore, food, and energy.
CCMuleBot01: tracker - Display a list of planetary events that have occured.
CCMuleBot01: events - Same as Tracker
CCMuleBot01: playertracker - Shows Player Events
CCMuleBot01: playerevents - Same as PlayerTracker
CCMuleBot01: lastassay - Shows you the result of the last assay bot.
CCMuleBot01: lastassays - Shows you the result of the last 4 assays.
CCMuleBot01: enable auctions - Turns on the ability to see total land auctions (2 votes).
CCMuleBot01: auctions - Shows you how many auctions during land grant.
CCMuleBot01: lastauction - Shows you how who won that last auction and price.
CCMuleBot01: addai - Tells the bot to add an AI player [only 1 player is required to kick]
CCMuleBot01: kick [player position] - Start kick process on a player in the position.
CCMuleBot01: ie: kick 2 for the player in second position on left box, [2 players required].
CCMuleBot01: restart - Tells the bot to restart the game. [3 players required]
CCMuleBot01: rep [playername] - Check the bot Reputation of a Player
CCMuleBot01: pings - Show Roundtrip Ping Times for All Players
CCMuleBot01: ore - Shows Ore Random Variance
CCMuleBot01: probs - Shows Probabilities of Planet Events
CCMuleBot01: news - Lastest Bot Updates
Rolf: can anyone stop, the Devourer?!
C-128: The Fantastic Four?
Round 11 of 12
C-128: You've fallen into my trap you tiny fools!
Rolf: not Doctor Doom!!!
Rolf: can we hit 255 on ore and max the store?
C-128: Your insolence is pathetic and pointless. Tremble before my might
C-128: Only if you are good at setting fires
C-128: oh you mean the production
C-128: what would happen? hmm
Rolf: I screwed myself but it's been a fun and good game!
Rolf: next time I'll try harder
C-128: oh fuck me
C-128: moron
C-128: 65 to go. That's a lot
C-128: ha - you fell into my trap!
C-128: this is the worst I've played all year
Round 12 of 12
FluffyFiend: gg y'all
C-128: now I know what it means to be the blackenshimdtal on a naked bootlespring
C-128: this is just like that
C-128: gg to all those who managed to finish the game without falling into my devastating trap
C-128: or just...finish
C-128: sometimes I wonder why the letter j follows the letter i
Rolf: all of us finishers
Rolf: those of us who aren't bitch-ass quitters, I salute you
Rolf: I fucked this game up and I apologize for my poor quality of play
FluffyFiend: forgiven
C-128: I should have bought
Rolf: a rematch would go a long way to redeeming my ability to get into last and stay there long enough
C-128: not that it matters
FluffyFiend: c are u playing again?
C-128: I should do some important things like laundry
Rolf: yeah well how long does that take
C-128: 15 minutes?
Rolf: 5 minutes to start a load?
FluffyFiend: are we playing again?
C-128: nah gotta put stuff away
Rolf: then another 5 minutes at some point
Rolf: ah
Rolf: fancy
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
CCMuleBot01: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
CCMuleBot01: C-128 Bot Reputation now: 13
CCMuleBot01: FluffyFiend Bot Reputation now: 215
CCMuleBot01: Rolf Bot Reputation now: 88
C-128: 2nd!!!
Score saved
C-128: so close
Rolf: beat thebot!
FluffyFiend left the game
C-128 left the game
Rolf left the game