Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Rolf joined the game in slot 2
mul0r visits
<J.I.M.> was kicked
mul0r joined the game in slot 1
mul0r: back in 5
mul0r: ?
Gohar visits
Gohar joined the game in slot 3
Gohar: hey
Rolf: hey!
Rolf: good to see you Gohar
mul0r: hey !wait for Empress?
Gohar: likewise
Cyber Ranger visits
Rolf: just waiting on someone
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 4
Cyber Ranger unjoined the game
mul0r: I need 5 ish
Rolf: there we go!
mul0r: aha
Gohar: new lappy, so goodbye to previous screen isues
Rolf: cyber do you need green?
Cyber Ranger: G - gimme green...
Gohar unjoined the game
mul0r: need 5. ok?
Rolf: gohar would you prefer blue?
Cyber Ranger: Don't NEED, WANT...
Gohar: im cool either way
Rolf: I can go either way but blue is my pref
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 3
Gohar joined the game in slot 4
Rolf: cool
Rolf: so wait like 5
Rolf: then go
Gohar: k
Rolf: for whoever needed a break
Cyber Ranger: WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN, G???
Cyber Ranger: Yes, SMK/WHIZ...
Gohar: remember i said i was going to try and fix my old lappy...
Rolf: it's 11:21 here, so we go at like 11:27 or so
Gohar: well, the fix didnt go well lol
mul0r: ok
mul0r: bi5
Cyber Ranger: DIDN'T NEED TO FIX - JUST FUCKING REPLACE...
Gohar: yup, spanking new one now
Rolf: <D.A.N.> Rolf +1.0 mul0r +0.4 Cyber Ranger -1.3 finished legally
Gohar: and with wifi6e, so will be upgrading from my 75MB to 1Gbs plan next month hopefully
Rolf: that bastard DAN won the last game
Gohar: dan is like the blackhorse, under teh radar, everyone expects it to lose so pays no attention to it
Rolf: DAN is the best bot
Rolf: it would figure, that's the coder's name
Gohar: ah yes makes sense
Gohar: i wonder if the otehr 3 names wer part of the development team, or family
Gohar: only isses with this new lappy are the tiny up/down cursor keys
Rolf: well we have ADAM the first man
Rolf: and ALAN the coder of TRON
Rolf: DAN the author of the game
Rolf: and ... uh ... the other three letter guy
Rolf: brain fart, as usual
mul0r: ok
Rolf: TIM, the magician from monty python and the holy grail
mul0r: r
Rolf: what's the other 3 letter guy?
Rolf: bot?
Rolf: r
Rolf: DAN and
mul0r: nice game
Gohar: jim
Gohar: from office
Rolf: yeah you'll want to keep your head on a swivel
Rolf: JIM
Rolf: Hard to ID that one
Rolf: cyber is all distracted tonight
mul0r: yes
mul0r: many times
Rolf: he's on the phone or something
Rolf: sending money overseas
mul0r: going through some stuff
Round 1 of 12
Gohar: cursor keys annoying, added delay
Rolf: everyone will need to self-report their ping
Gohar: 135
Rolf: 9
mul0r: 76
Rolf: all seems reasonable
Rolf: yours especially Gohar considering you are in europe
Cyber Ranger: Yep...
Rolf: cyber's is probalby in the 60 range
Rolf: if I could speeel
Cyber Ranger: NOT Europe, UK...
Rolf: sure if you assume
Cyber Ranger: KNOW...
Rolf: but despite brexit, the UK is still in europe, high speed turbo stud
Rolf: durrr!
Cyber Ranger: The UK - IS NOT, Europe...
Round 2 of 12
Rolf: you are a moron
Rolf: yeah the UK just went sailing, it's part of the Americas now! Hell, that sucker can sail to Asia maybe!
Rolf: you absolute imbecile, CR
Cyber Ranger: The UK - IS NOT A PART of Europe...
Rolf: YOU are a FUCKING moron
Rolf: shut your stupid mouth before you embarrass yourself further with your verbal vomit
Cyber Ranger: It may be "included", in a small-minded manner; however - NOT...
Cyber Ranger: Regurgitate your own spew...
Rolf: Cyber, you dumbass, you might be surprised to learn that Russia is also in Europe
Rolf: OMG MIND BLOWN, CYBER STYLE
Gohar: bot:prices
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, whatever - bud
Rolf: you stupid idiot moron cyber ranger
Rolf: you're clearly disabled mentally so I should stop making fun of you
Rolf: but you just won't stop
Cyber Ranger: YOU keep typing...
Cyber Ranger: ...via, IGNORANCE...
Rolf: yes but the things I type are facts
Round 3 of 12
Cyber Ranger: G - where
Cyber Ranger: ...where've you been???....
Gohar: no windows laptop so just cudnt play
Rolf: also he was suddenly not in Europe
Rolf: so I mean what can a guy do>
Cyber Ranger: UK - IS NOT EUROPE...
Rolf: you are so retarded
Rolf: shut up
Rolf: durrrrr is not durrrrrrrope!
Cyber Ranger: SWALLOW - YOUR TONGUE...
Rolf: but then I would sound like you wnen you talk, all durrrrr durrrr durrrrrrr
Round 4 of 12
Cyber Ranger: FUCKING PUSSY...
Gohar: 60
Cyber Ranger: ...plot-loss, in your future...
Cyber Ranger: Go figure...
Rolf: well I know one kitty kitty who isn't getting a free plot tonight!
Gohar: new laptop ID number luck!
Rolf: sorry that was for cyber
Rolf: not you other two, who will figure it out
Round 5 of 12
Rolf: see
Rolf: now comes the guy who thiinks that the UK and Russia aren't part of Europe
Rolf: are you familiar with teabagging, cyber?
Rolf: cause that's what that was
Cyber Ranger: I didn't say anything about Russia...
Rolf: durr
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, PRE-K shit; got it...
Round 6 of 12
Rolf: yes as in you should have learned that the UK was in Europe in Kindergarten or at least grade school
Rolf: but here we are, dealing with a mental midget
Round 7 of 12
Cyber Ranger: And yet, I have position - on you...
Gohar: lol
Gohar: my lag
mul0r: DAMN
mul0r: damn
Rolf: did the mental midget say something, it sounded like durrr durr, dur durrr durrrtion, on durr!
Cyber Ranger: Only - b/c you don't comprehend - ENGLISH...
Cyber Ranger: FUCKING WELFARE...
Cyber Ranger: CAN'T FUCKING SURVIVE - on your own... CAN'T BE TRUSTED...
Rolf: okay mental midget
Gohar: test
Rolf: test
Gohar: bpt:pings
Rolf: it's okay I don't auto kick people here
Rolf: but we will have to self report pings
Rolf: 12ms
Cyber Ranger: Well, I can't return - the insult, as you've nothing left to discuss...
mul0r: 74
Rolf: durr?
Rolf: Durrrber Danger!
Cyber Ranger: And - you're the only one, uh - FUCKING TALKING...
Round 8 of 12
Rolf: only because the idiot words that came out of your mouth are easily googled, which you did, and now you have chosen to shut the fuck up
Rolf: which is best for everyone
Rolf: I encourage you, heartily, to remain shutted the fuck up
Cyber Ranger: OK, so - you're NOT buying FOOD???
Round 9 of 12
Cyber Ranger: WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT, YOU ARE!!!
Cyber Ranger: "GOOGLED", AAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAA....
Cyber Ranger: ...fucking doofus...
Rolf: durrrrrr?
Cyber Ranger: Pre-K...
Rolf: I'm talking to an idiot here
Rolf: so I am trying to use words that you will understand
Cyber Ranger: OH, such as durr??? WTF is that???
Cyber Ranger: WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE - IS THAT???
Rolf: that's how you sound when you type words, I will call it Thyber danger talk
Round 10 of 12
Cyber Ranger: OK, follow me here - WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE - IS durr???
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
Rolf: id ib thhyber danger manguage
Rolf: deeer me oub
Gohar: weird map
Cyber Ranger: My bad - I forgot we were playing @ Michael Jackson's NEVERLAND Ranch...
Rolf: yeah it was a weird map
Rolf: durrrrr
Round 11 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Yo, durr - WHY THE FUCK, ARE YOU NOT LEADING???
Rolf: dude, cyber, how the fuck are you allowed to vote?
Cyber Ranger: IS YOUR BIG BRAIN - FALTERING/FALLING-OFF THE TINY STEM OF YOUR PENCIL-NECK???
Cyber Ranger: ...fucking panty-waste...
Rolf: waist
Rolf: it's panty-waist
Rolf: learn to spell, moron
Rolf: well the three of us had a good game anyway, thanks guys!
Rolf: and fuck you cyber, you retard
Cyber Ranger: ...yeah, nice self-defense...
Rolf: I only wanted to sell to the retard
Rolf: I am perfectly okay with third place
Round 12 of 12
Rolf: bot:prices
Rolf: oh I got myself!
Rolf: Nice win Gohar, nice second place mul0r, fuck off cyber last place douche
Gohar: ty, gga
mul0r: ty
mul0r: gga
Rolf: gg, most
Rolf: then there's the guy that thinks the UK isn't in Europe
Rolf: and wants to quit?
Rolf: ok maybe not
Rolf: like some sort of brexit but where the B stands for brain
Cyber Ranger: ...falling asleep...
Rolf: of course you are, you had a long day on the golf course
Rolf: mental and physical fatigue are natural results
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Rolf: and yeah sure, that's why you are in last! golf
Score saved
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