Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
Rolf joined the game in slot 2
Empress3005 visits
Cyber Ranger visits
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Empress3005 joined the game in slot 4
<J.I.M.> was kicked
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 3
Cyber Ranger: OK, now - SMK BRK...
Rolf: absolutely not
Cyber Ranger: ...joking... WILL wait - till rnd 6...
Round 1 of 12
Cyber Ranger: So, it's like The "woman" says - in one of the Matrix movies - says, it's a matter of "choice"...
Cyber Ranger: To which Dude asks - "is it"?
Cyber Ranger: Or, something like that...
Round 2 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Kinda like the Clint Eastwood thingy...
Cyber Ranger: ...lucky stab - not guess...
Cyber Ranger: ...damn - DON'T YA JUST HATE THAT???...
Empress3005: NOW WE'RE GONNA PEE ON THE FRIES
Cyber Ranger: ...I HATE, soggy fries...
Cyber Ranger: NOPE, mine - CRISPY...
Empress3005: So far, I've found KFC has the best fries.
Cyber Ranger: Wendy's/BK - although, McD's - are still addictive...
Round 3 of 12
Rolf: what the fuck sort of selection was that, stud?
Cyber Ranger: ...evidently - a GOOD one...
Rolf: I mean, you like that, yeah, do ya? Oh yeah, you like that selection don't ya
Rolf: exactly the opposite, unless you know something I don't
Rolf: 0 tite
Cyber Ranger: You don't play much POKER, do ya - derp?
Rolf: ahh you are learning to derp speak! Durrr!
Cyber Ranger: WATCH THE FUCKING ASSAYS, derp...
Cyber Ranger: Well, it's kinda like talking to fucking WHALES...
Rolf: WWooooOWWWOOWOoooWWWOooooooWWWooooo
Rolf: that's what I learned from star trek 4
Cyber Ranger: BULLSHIT - YOU, didn't "learn" - A FUCKING THING...
Rolf: derp derp derp derp durrr derp!
Round 4 of 12
Rolf: this is my island!
Rolf: in the sun, where my people have toiled since time began
Cyber Ranger: ...ya know - we can keep this BULLSHIT convo going - BUT, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO "BE" FUCKING HAPPY...
Rolf: derpy derp derp!
Rolf: you did good with that selection, stud!
Rolf: gread job bud
Cyber Ranger: ...EVIDENTLY - you haven't "lived" there, for very long...
Rolf: can't decide whether I meant great or bread
Cyber Ranger: FUCK OFF
Rolf: derpidentely derp derp
Rolf: shut up cyber, stop being such a derpy durr
Rolf: you're getting better at the game with training
Rolf: so you're welcome
Rolf: you can say "thank you" and leave it at that, if you choose
Rolf: ... but you won't
Cyber Ranger: ...speak only to your sub-Pre-K person; can't say as I can call them a "teacher"...
Rolf: derp derp derp derp derp derp
Cyber Ranger: ...GOOD JOB, scooter - KEEP IT UP!!!!
Cyber Ranger: ...you'll get your fucking sippy-cup, back...
Round 5 of 12
Rolf: you are so fixated on kindergarten! as I skipped that grade, I cannot relate, sorry little buddy
Cyber Ranger: No, truly - it's just, that - you never left; the concept - not grade; improper advancement...
Rolf: do us all a favor and shhuush
Rolf: the less you type, the smarter you look, CR
Cyber Ranger: ...Yeah, TRUTH - so VERY HARD - to FACE...
Rolf: the irony
Cyber Ranger: Do you have someone, I should contact???
Rolf: you can call the mental health crisis hotline for yourself
Rolf: on yourself
Rolf: tell them you are having an event
Cyber Ranger: Now, you're just being silly...
Rolf: tell them it's serious
Rolf: and to come quickly
Round 6 of 12
Rolf: if you start talking to them on the phone for any period of time I'm sure they will report quickly
Cyber Ranger: ...LOL...
Rolf: I mean it will be pretty clear to anyone within a very short period of time that you are having an event
Rolf: not necessarily an acute event, more of a chronic one
Rolf: but yeah!
Rolf: you should ask for help
Cyber Ranger: E, care to uh, "chime" in???
Empress3005: Sorry, just talking to my GF. Just talking about her insights from her trip.
Rolf: nobody is going to chime in, derp
Rolf: preemptive calling cyber ranger for a smoke break
Rolf: I'm all in for your smoke break, derp, go take it
Cyber Ranger: SMK brk
Rolf: derp derp
Rolf: derp break!
Rolf: I am going to go derp
Rolf: I'll derp back in derp derputes
Rolf: I'm back
Rolf: r
Rolf: derpy
Cyber Ranger: r
Empress3005: r
Round 7 of 12
Rolf: ty
Cyber Ranger: LOL
Rolf: DOL
Rolf: DURR OUT LOUD
Cyber Ranger: ...EH???
Rolf: you durred out loud!
Rolf: as you so often do
Cyber Ranger: ...What?, ME???
Round 8 of 12
Rolf: Oh I durred there
Rolf: whooops
Rolf: my durrr!
Rolf: I admit my dumb mistake
Rolf: Oooops, I durred it again
Cyber Ranger: ...diaper dump...
Cyber Ranger: ...Pre-K student...
Rolf: you can just say durrr, or derp
Rolf: same thing, and you can relate
Rolf: empathy is a thing
Rolf: like I can relate to you when I am a total derp durretard
Rolf: I feel closer to you when I have those moments!
Cyber Ranger: ...diaper dump...
Rolf: see, deerper derp!
Rolf: you already know the language!
Round 9 of 12
Rolf: yayyy!
Cyber Ranger: ...tick-tock...
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
Cyber Ranger: ...DAMN...
Rolf: ...DURR...
Round 10 of 12
Empress3005: BRB piss.
Rolf: np
Empress3005: R
Rolf: r
Rolf: r cyber?
Cyber Ranger: r
Rolf: go
Round 11 of 12
Rolf: cyboreal hoot owl ranger what are you doing?
Cyber Ranger: ...finishing the game...
Rolf: hoot hoot!
Round 12 of 12
Game Over
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Cyber Ranger left the game
Rolf: gg
Cyber Ranger was disconnected