Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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yourslipisshowing: hi rolfy long time since we played

yourslipisshowing: or some shit lol

Rolf: I'll be back

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yourslipisshowing: okey

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yourslipisshowing: hey rolf

yourslipisshowing: what happened to pp

Rolf: she ran away

yourslipisshowing: dirty dog

yourslipisshowing: shrt smk volume up

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Rolf: apparently pp won't play me anymore

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yourslipisshowing: why not?

Rolf: I think I told her to please stop typing in chat one time too many for her

yourslipisshowing: chat is 1st amendtment protected

yourslipisshowing: d

yourslipisshowing: dd

yourslipisshowing: d

yourslipisshowing: d.

yourslipisshowing: its all good

yourslipisshowing: let us yap

yourslipisshowing: :)

Rolf: the last thing I recall her saying to me is "you're even worse than cyber" and then she won't play anymore

yourslipisshowing: damn

yourslipisshowing: amendment lol woops

Rolf: she or he or they kept talking about how much cooler mule could be if only these changes were made, like trespassing charges for crossing other players property

yourslipisshowing: lol

Rolf: and out the other side of their mouth it was all yeah you should just play mule-online, the atari 800 port for windows because it's way cooler than this crappy planet mule

yourslipisshowing: its perfectly legal here ;)

Rolf: anyway that went on and on and I kept asking him to just stop talking about fantasies and play the game

Rolf: and that was about the last time we played!

yourslipisshowing: damn

Rolf: you've seen mule-online?

yourslipisshowing: if i cant get along i stop chatting but it sucks

yourslipisshowing: mule-online?

yourslipisshowing: ??

yourslipisshowing: ???

yourslipisshowing: ????

yourslipisshowing: ?????

yourslipisshowing: ??????

yourslipisshowing: ???????

yourslipisshowing: ????????

Rolf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7DIlBuKdpY

yourslipisshowing: ??????????

yourslipisshowing: okey

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Cyber Ranger: bot:addai

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Empress3005: Wait...

Rolf: hey

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Empress3005: Actually, no.

Rolf: colors good?

yourslipisshowing: brb

Cyber Ranger: brb - whiz

Rolf: sure

Empress3005: Sure, I'll take blue.

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Rolf: I prefer blue these days

Rolf: but okay Empress, you take er

Empress3005: Thanks <3

Rolf: I got you girl!

Empress3005: Don't know if you caught wind of it, but I'm on shrooms right now.

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Empress3005: Actually.

Cyber Ranger: I hitted my button...

yourslipisshowing: do you need a tour guide?

Empress3005: If you want blue, you can have it.

Empress3005: a

Rolf: no it's okay

yourslipisshowing: a

Rolf: take it

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yourslipisshowing: leedle leedle lee

Cyber Ranger: GLE - HF!!!

yourslipisshowing: emp will lol

yourslipisshowing: imdrunk n stoned :)

Round 1 of 12

Empress3005: These sprites almost feel like they're solid

yourslipisshowing: the only thing solid is nothing

yourslipisshowing: and the floor is not lava

Empress3005: Haha. Slip gets it. XD

Rolf: you'll be alright

Rolf: those chocolate bars are pretty weak ;)

Rolf: hehehe

Cyber Ranger: Just so there's no surprises, and b/c I gave up a SMK brk prior to starting; SMK brk @ rnd 6 sum, pls...

yourslipisshowing: i've tripped 15-20 times

Empress3005: Implying you have experience. XD

yourslipisshowing: you don't?

yourslipisshowing: was the most fun ones for me

Empress3005: I meant Rolf.

Empress3005: We are in harmony <3

Empress3005: Enjoy your spoils, Cyber.

yourslipisshowing: get land and win

yourslipisshowing: or die trying

Rolf: yes I do

Empress3005: I really feel like we're just settlers here just trying to start a colony.

yourslipisshowing: i have heart emojis for you right now lol

yourslipisshowing: lmao

Empress3005: It's almost like the old west, but better.

Round 2 of 12

yourslipisshowing: aw

Cyber Ranger: WOW - WHAT'D I MISS???

yourslipisshowing: just guessing lol

Rolf: cyber is trying to turn the experience all "Unforgiven"

yourslipisshowing: i expected everybody else to go left side

Empress3005: I'm just a girl in a blue dress gathering resources.

Cyber Ranger: Y'ALL are LOCKED IN BATTLE - I gits it...

Empress3005: I am the sun goddess <3

yourslipisshowing: lol

Empress3005: A spiritual experience playing M.U.L.E. How fitting. XD

Rolf: I guess I'm in a purple leisure suit

Cyber Ranger: WELL - they is MULE GODS...

Empress3005: Give your offerings to the sun goddess

Cyber Ranger: This isn't "Ra", it's MULE

Empress3005: Ra is back in the Sol system, dear. ;)

yourslipisshowing: unlike where you are lol

Round 3 of 12

yourslipisshowing: shoulda done assay

yourslipisshowing: far centauri is a warm up

Cyber Ranger: I cain't RUN thet fas...

Cyber Ranger: OOOOhhhh

Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FANphLWZzc

yourslipisshowing: daaamn

Empress3005: The sun goddess rewards humility, cyber.

Rolf: woo hoo!

Empress3005: I didn't choose "Empress3005" as a username for nothing. ;)

Round 4 of 12

yourslipisshowing: oops

yourslipisshowing: shit damn

yourslipisshowing: mine probably high lol

yourslipisshowing: i got fucked on that top left

Rolf: and the plot gods respect humility respect

Rolf: but you also have to watch out!

yourslipisshowing: yeppers

yourslipisshowing: :P

Empress3005: What's this? Your greed has entrapped you!

yourslipisshowing: what greed lol

yourslipisshowing: we're playing to win right?

Empress3005: Without liquid (which I am) assets, it's pretty hard to develop that land, is it not?

yourslipisshowing: yep

yourslipisshowing: bruce lee is awesome too

Empress3005: Asset utilization. Look how my liquid assets allow me to adapt to what is needed!

yourslipisshowing: these nuts adapt to your chin

yourslipisshowing: :D

Round 5 of 12

Empress3005: Fuck. Amatterasu

yourslipisshowing: yay

Empress3005: Damn, I really do want to visit that shrine someday.

Empress3005: Not just as a baka gaijin tourist, but out of sincere reverence.

yourslipisshowing: nice run

Empress3005: Chii-sama... Am I so disgraceful to you? :(

yourslipisshowing: nope

Empress3005: I have actually adopted some shinto practices. And I know I'll never be japanese, even in spirit, which is fine. I have my own unique identity which will hopefully be the seed of an entire culture.

Round 6 of 12

Cyber Ranger: WOO HOO!!!

Cyber Ranger: BRK @ SUM...

yourslipisshowing: yep

yourslipisshowing: you already got the wampus lol

CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(6.67%) Acid Rain(20.00%) Sunspot Activity(13.30%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(6.67%)

Rolf: break yep

yourslipisshowing: yep break

Empress3005: I was just a little girl on the plains. Now I'm the sun goddess herself.

yourslipisshowing: im back

yourslipisshowing: yep

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: like dale gribble

Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXHFbcgzAk

Empress3005: Oh my God XD

Empress3005: I guess I'm hank.

Cyber Ranger: r

yourslipisshowing: got to go get my phoine

yourslipisshowing: 5 min pls dont kick me

Empress3005: "WHERE ARE MY SMOOOOOOOKES?"

Empress3005: I really do feel like I'm more like Hank.

Cyber Ranger: Right next to your drink, on the table...

Rolf: okay thankjs

Rolf: r

Rolf: empress, slip: ready?

Cyber Ranger: Waiting on slip...

Empress3005: I'm ready always.

Rolf: Empress, that's a broad assumption, and I would rather that you give an r because you already clicked

Empress3005: So just think of it as an omnipresent, omnitemporal "R"

Rolf: after slip returns and gives an r

Rolf: yeah that might be the case right now, but you would feel different when you accidentally click one time and someone assumes

Empress3005: Okay, maybe not omnitemporal.

Rolf: right

Rolf: and I'm not omniscient

yourslipisshowing: back

Rolf: r

yourslipisshowing: super sorry

Cyber Ranger: NEVER HAPPENS... ;;;

Cyber Ranger: R

Empress3005: Did you enjoy your brain smoke?

Empress3005: r

Rolf: say r slip

yourslipisshowing: yep

yourslipisshowing: r

Round 7 of 12

yourslipisshowing: how much is it really worth?

Empress3005: Worth enout to stop other people from buying more land? ;)

Empress3005: "Musubi"

Empress3005: Yes, that's what they call this, I believe.

yourslipisshowing: i just got drunk with a mule

yourslipisshowing: and did weird things to it...

yourslipisshowing: just saying

Empress3005: Speaking of which, I've served some up for you, dears. ^^

Empress3005: "Reject modernity. Embrace tradition"

yourslipisshowing: i'm already drinking good :)

Empress3005: Oh...

Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv50CZuF83M

Empress3005: Ebisu-sama... Domo arigatou. Itadakimasu!

Round 8 of 12

Empress3005: Ebisu is the god of fishing and good luck.

Rolf: our star blazers

Empress3005: God Damn, I'm such a weeb. XD

Empress3005: EMBRACE THE WEEB

Empress3005: EMBRACE THE CRINGE

Rolf: wait what

yourslipisshowing: dweeb

yourslipisshowing: sounds

yourslipisshowing: better

Rolf: why didn't this turm go in reverse order

Rolf: turn

yourslipisshowing: dweeb

Rolf: why

Rolf: can anyone explain that to me?

yourslipisshowing: idk what triggers reverse order lol

Rolf: not enough mules

yourslipisshowing: memory too short

Rolf: and in this case there were not enough mules

Rolf: so why didn't I go first?

yourslipisshowing: i was better 10 yearsago

Cyber Ranger: Too many mules, there skipper...

Rolf: yeah but there were like 5

Rolf: which is not enough

yourslipisshowing: 4 right?

yourslipisshowing: damn cybe

Empress3005: "Weeb" is a contraction of "Weeaboo". Coloquially, someone who is obsessed with Japan and all it's language, culture, and customs, often to the annoyance of normies.

yourslipisshowing: we're not cool anymore

Rolf: usually it triggers at 7 or 8

Rolf: were there more than 7 mules?

Empress3005: I AM NOW TRIGGERED

yourslipisshowing: cybe with commanding lead and good plotsd

Rolf: yeah for now ;)

Empress3005: Cyber really does have a lot of great qualities.

Cyber Ranger: 2 highs on the left, 1 on the right...

yourslipisshowing: i swear

yourslipisshowing: mainly he is a human being

Rolf: lol

yourslipisshowing: who feels like the rest of us

yourslipisshowing: sort of

yourslipisshowing: lol

Round 9 of 12

Empress3005: Deep down, he's quite a softy, despite the aggressive facade.

Rolf: right

yourslipisshowing: guarantee

Rolf: deep down, at best, he's a poorly coded bot

yourslipisshowing: we all are

Rolf: at worst, I can not see what the alternatives are other than the obvious

Rolf: and you know exactly what I just said

Empress3005: He's a neural network AI.

Rolf: no

Empress3005: But then, aren't we all?

Rolf: right

Rolf: that being the case, we don't all turn out as shitty as the other, do we

Rolf: there's variability

Rolf: go

Empress3005: Hey, come on now.

Empress3005: Cyber, I'm guessing you have a fair share of combat trauma?

yourslipisshowing: aw

Cyber Ranger: None...

Rolf: yeah he was never in combat

Cyber Ranger: Not true - was prepared; prepared my MEN...

Rolf: lol wait for it

Empress3005: Ah. Some much for the general archetype

Rolf: sure you did

Cyber Ranger: No words will satisfy you, Rolf - no bother...

yourslipisshowing: i bet he would kick your ass lol

yourslipisshowing: jk :P

Rolf: he has threatened to show up to my door with weapons

Rolf: so yeah probably

Rolf: I don't have anything against the national guard or reserves

Rolf: I'm sure they tried their best

yourslipisshowing: no sell

yourslipisshowing: sorry

Rolf: I wouldn't sell

Cyber Ranger: bot:events

CCMuleBot01: Event Time Line: (1) Sunspot Activity ~ (2) Fire ~ (3) Pests ~ (4) Earthquake ~ (5) Radiation ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Fire ~ (8) Acid Rain ~ (9) Acid Rain ~

CCMuleBot01: Event Totals: Pirates (0/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (2/2) -

Round 10 of 12

Empress3005: I mean, the profession itself requires a great deal of personal discipline and inner stregth. Say what you will about the military-industrial complex, and the absolute cess-pit of corruption that underlies it. But damn, it takes a ton of resilience to be a soldier, moreso to rise to a position of

Empress3005: power

Rolf: lol

Cyber Ranger: There is NO power, in the Armed Forces - only, the RESPONSIBILITY - of DEFENDING, The NATION; along with protecting the lives of the Sons & Daughters of America - in so doing, as best you can...

Empress3005: And with cyber, despite his personal flaws, he knows real evil is afoot and he's utterly disgusted by it. Ultimately, he has a good moral compass, and I feel like that's his most admirable quality.

yourslipisshowing: thumbs up to that

yourslipisshowing: also hes a dick lol

yourslipisshowing: my guy

Empress3005: Oh my God... THANK YOU.

Cyber Ranger: UNFORTUNATELY - I fear our darkest days, are ahead...

Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi8mTM-z9Oc

Round 11 of 12

Empress3005: I'm sadly inclined to agree.

yourslipisshowing: its coming

yourslipisshowing: and you feel it

yourslipisshowing: so plauy more mule!

yourslipisshowing: plauauauauieieieieieoioioioaoaoaoueueoeoey more mule!!!!!!!!!!!

Cyber Ranger: The WORST part about it all - it's our own current Administration, and the decades-long agenda they've held with World Powers (not in evidence) - that are bringing it all to bear...

Rolf: and here he goes, I did nazi this coming at all

Rolf: told you

yourslipisshowing: my god

yourslipisshowing: nice

Empress3005: And all the while, you're made to feel like you're crazy for pointing it out. "LOL. TAKE YOUR MEDS. LMAO TINFOIL HAT". The gaslighting and the smear campaigns.

yourslipisshowing: rematch?

yourslipisshowing: ?

Rolf: I'm sure cyber is on lots of meds

Cyber Ranger: Y

Rolf: and off them

Rolf: sure

yourslipisshowing: yay

yourslipisshowing: going to store for brewskis after

Cyber Ranger: It's more fun - when we're all DRUNK/STUPID...

yourslipisshowing: yessir

Empress3005: I know exactly how you feel. But don't worry. I AM on your side.

yourslipisshowing: more like relaxation

Cyber Ranger: STONED, ETC...

yourslipisshowing: not like work

yourslipisshowing: cybe retired?

yourslipisshowing: and rolf?

yourslipisshowing: cuz im fucking NOT

Cyber Ranger: Yes

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: nice

yourslipisshowing: youre gonna be in a wheelchair when i retire and ill still be playing lol

Empress3005: And yes, I know that was O'Brien saying that. But what he said with evil and doublethink, I say with all truth and sincerity.

Round 12 of 12

yourslipisshowing: im 33

Rolf: bot:prices

CCMuleBot01: Smithore buy price $65 sell price $100, Crystite buy price $52 sell price $192, Food buy price $83 sell price $118, Energy buy price $10 sell price $45, Mule Price: mule now costs $130

Empress3005: Have you read 1984, Cyber?

yourslipisshowing: 1984 is a trip

yourslipisshowing: hella future reveal

Empress3005: Just about.

Cyber Ranger: Read it, no - watched it, yes...

Cyber Ranger: Try Farenheit 451...

Cyber Ranger: It also applies - although, not quite as much - YET...

yourslipisshowing: wait

yourslipisshowing: who wins

yourslipisshowing: ?

Rolf: you guys are funny

yourslipisshowing: i try

Rolf: you got your old nazy

Rolf: then the two young kids trying to figure it out

yourslipisshowing: but the funniest is when you dont

Rolf: and the direction you went is the same direction as the not see

yourslipisshowing: even better is when you think

yourslipisshowing: you

Rolf: either you'll get it some day or you won't

yourslipisshowing: know

Rolf: but I actually have a brain, so

yourslipisshowing: and you are wrong.

Rolf: cyber sounds like a fucking retard when he speaks

Rolf: shut up slip[

Rolf: learn

Rolf: grow up

Rolf: youlll get it someday

Empress3005: You should read it, or at least, an audiobook. The movies are okay, but there's a shit ton of exposition and subtlety that's lost in the film adaptions

yourslipisshowing: :)

Rolf: okay newbie empress

Rolf: thanks for all that new information

yourslipisshowing: newbie slip wins

Rolf: wow, you're the first ever to realize things!

Cyber Ranger: True - books are better...

Rolf: no, the old not see will win this one

yourslipisshowing: trips are insightful eh

Empress3005: Fuck, I feel like the game is glitching own.

Rolf: they are if you have a brain

Empress3005: *out

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Empress3005: But I'm pretty sure that isn't the case.

CCMuleBot01: Empress3005 Bot Reputation now: 124

yourslipisshowing: GG

CCMuleBot01: Rolf Bot Reputation now: 79

CCMuleBot01: Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation now: 148

yourslipisshowing: nice win cybe

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Cyber Ranger: thx

Rolf: then there are those trips when you don't have brain cells to rub together

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