Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Empress3005 visits
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mul0r visits
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Empress3005 joined the game in slot 2
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Added computer player <J.I.M.>
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Empress3005: bot:kick1
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<J.I.M.> was kicked
mul0r: need a couple minutes
Cyber Ranger visits
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Cyber Ranger: FINE!!!!
Rolf visits
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Cyber Ranger: DEFINITELY NOT ROLF-BOT...
Empress3005: Damn, my win ratio has really spiked lately! :3
Rolf: derpinetely not!
Rolf: nice
Rolf: did mulor need a few minutes
Empress3005: Muler said he needs a few.
Rolf: don't rush the guy sheesh
Rolf: there you go
Rolf: back in a few then
Cyber Ranger: SMK, finish a cig...
Rolf: cyber, when you smoke 2 cigs, smoke them in parallel!
Rolf: that way you will get all the fumes in half the time!
Empress3005: Gonna check the mail. See if my magic chocolate came in.
mul0r: ready
Rolf: ready
Rolf: mmm sacred waffle, I know I should not eat you
Rolf: ... sacrelicious
mul0r: yes
Empress3005: Nope. Nothing yet.
mul0r: two bite brownies
Empress3005: Yeah, I ordered some shroom chocolate.
Empress3005: brb piss
Rolf: shroom piss
Rolf: mmmm
Empress3005: lol. Last time I was on shrooms, I was admiring how beautiful my piss was. XD
Empress3005: Like beautiful, yellow lightning.
Round 1 of 12
Cyber Ranger: GLE - HF!!!
mul0r: GL!
Cyber Ranger: NOT as much as last game...
Rolf: I'll go balls out to start, sure
Rolf: let's go
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, like THAT means something...
Cyber Ranger: ...tiny - DOESN'T count...
Cyber Ranger: ..."bb, in a BOXCAR"...
Cyber Ranger: ...bb, as in Daisy
Rolf: hey bud, we aren't talking about your love life
Rolf: I meant balls out like trying to make top dollah
Round 2 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Rolf - SERIOUSLY???
mul0r: 1/2 price!
Empress3005: PISSSSSSSSSSS
Cyber Ranger: WELL - ok...
mul0r: oh noes
Rolf: bummer
Rolf: but make the most of it
Rolf: you suddenly have the best position, at least?
Rolf: yes cyber, seriously
Cyber Ranger: Well, not so much...
Rolf: I'm super cereal right now!
Rolf: manbearpig is real, why doesn't anyone believe me?
Empress3005: yAY! :3
Rolf: you found ManBearPig!
Cyber Ranger: As in "killer"???
Rolf: as in I know someone without a sense of humor!
Cyber Ranger: I can kill, some SERIOUS cereal...
Rolf: I'm super cereal, manbearpig!
Rolf: maybe you should google those words
Cyber Ranger: I'm truly AFRAID, to even ask...
Empress3005: LOL. It's from south park :P
Rolf: I am super cereal!!!
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGoEP-IqoDg
Cyber Ranger: Stopped watching - a llllooonnnggg time ago... Got too stupid...
Rolf: half man, half bear, half pig!
Rolf: yeah bud, this was a LONG time ago
Round 3 of 12
Cyber Ranger: LOL!!!!
Cyber Ranger: HE STILL GOT IT...
Rolf: we didn't lose mulor did we?
mul0r: no
Rolf: okay, just checking
mul0r: just my lost plot
Empress3005: bot:probs
CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(5.56%) Pests(16.70%) Radiation(11.10%) Acid Rain(11.10%) Sunspot Activity(16.70%) Meteor Strike(11.10%) Earthquake(16.70%) Fire(11.10%)
Cyber Ranger: NO AI, yet...
mul0r: bot:factor
CCMuleBot01: Smithore shop: 0, mules potentially available: 11, mules needed: 5. Smithore is decreased to 59%, Food shop: 1, total: 8, needed: 12. Food is increased to 138%, Energy shop: 0, total: 7, needed: 10. Energy is increased to 132%
Empress3005: Phew!
Empress3005: Had a feeling that would happen
mul0r: bot:factor
CCMuleBot01: Smithore shop: 0, mules potentially available: 5, mules needed: 4. Smithore is decreased to 85%, Food shop: 1, total: 8, needed: 12. Food is increased to 138%, Energy shop: 0, total: 7, needed: 10. Energy is increased to 132%
Round 4 of 12
Cyber Ranger: VERY, VERY, VERY - nice burn...
mul0r: bot:factor
CCMuleBot01: Smithore shop: 0, mules potentially available: 5, mules needed: 4. Smithore is decreased to 85%, Food shop: 0, total: 9, needed: 12. Food is increased to 125%, Energy shop: 0, total: 21, needed: 12. Energy is decreased to 68%
mul0r: go ahead, rub it in
Cyber Ranger: Just say'n - YOU HAD TO FUCKING KNOW THAT, BEFORE YOUR TURN...
Cyber Ranger: MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!
mul0r: aye conjo
Cyber Ranger: However, E - is, in a good spot; kinda/sorta...
Empress3005: BAG
Cyber Ranger: HOWEVER, someone else - isn't...
mul0r: I smell a fart
Cyber Ranger: "Whomever dealt it
Rolf: I tried so hard to sell you guys energy
Cyber Ranger: ....
Rolf: but hogger wanted it all
Round 5 of 12
mul0r: hogger logger
Cyber Ranger: ...not familiar...
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
Rolf: well if you eat all that food you're gonna make a hell of a log?
CCMuleBot01: Event Time Line: (1) Pirates ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Pests ~ (4) Meteor Strike ~
CCMuleBot01: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (0/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (0/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (0/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Empress3005: bot:probs
CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.25%) Pests(12.50%) Radiation(12.50%) Acid Rain(12.50%) Sunspot Activity(18.80%) Meteor Strike(6.25%) Earthquake(18.80%) Fire(12.50%)
mul0r: bot:factor
CCMuleBot01: Smithore shop: 1, mules potentially available: 2, mules needed: 6. Smithore is increased to 250%, Food shop: 1, total: 35, needed: 16. Food is decreased to 59%, Energy shop: 0, total: 18, needed: 16. Energy is decreased to 92%
Rolf: bot:logger
Rolf: bot:loggerclogger
Rolf: unfortunately the bot doesn't track that shut
mul0r: I'm sorry Dave, I can't process that
Rolf: shit
mul0r: I'm clogged
Rolf: hahahaha, I'm sorry hal
Rolf: the HAL 9000 toilet was never popular
Rolf: just a moment... just a moment
Rolf: I'm detecting a fault in the AE-35 unit
Cyber Ranger: Hey, Howard's space toilet - solves all issues...
Cyber Ranger: REALLY???
Rolf: yoink
Rolf: who the hell is Howard?
mul0r: indeed
Empress3005: He's a man who likes to poop on chests.
mul0r: loggerbator
Rolf: ewwwww
Round 6 of 12
Empress3005: "Don't say that... Don't touch there... Don't be nasty says the silly bear"
mul0r: mrhrrrhrrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr
Cyber Ranger: The Big Bang Theory - sitcom
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDdFxsFDrA
Cyber Ranger: SMK brk...
mul0r: much brk, wow
CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(0%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(20.00%) Meteor Strike(6.67%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(13.30%)
Rolf: jesus christ on toast
Rolf: another break?
Rolf: didn't we just have one?
Empress3005: Well, it IS half time.
mul0r: yeah
Rolf: well he takes them anyway
mul0r: overtime
Rolf: and we're going into overtime at halfeime!
Rolf: Cyber needs to smoke two 100's in a row!
Rolf: at least I had the sense to look this time
Cyber Ranger: r
Empress3005: r
mul0r: r
Rolf: r
Round 7 of 12
Cyber Ranger: bot:prices
CCMuleBot01: Smithore buy price $226 sell price $261, Crystite buy price $128 sell price $268, Food buy price $36 sell price $71, Energy buy price $30 sell price $65, Mule Price: mule now costs $450
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
CCMuleBot01: Event Time Line: (1) Pirates ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Pests ~ (4) Meteor Strike ~ (5) Pirates ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~
CCMuleBot01: Event Totals: Pirates (2/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (0/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (0/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Cyber Ranger: bot:probs
CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(0%) Pests(14.30%) Radiation(14.30%) Acid Rain(14.30%) Sunspot Activity(14.30%) Meteor Strike(7.14%) Earthquake(21.40%) Fire(14.30%)
Rolf: bot:smurfs
Rolf: bot:smurfcheck Rolf
CCMuleBot01: No Smurfs Found
Rolf: aww
mul0r: bot:factor
CCMuleBot01: Smithore shop: 0, mules potentially available: 2, mules needed: 7. Smithore is increased to 250%, Food shop: 8, total: 25, needed: 16. Food is decreased to 73%, Energy shop: 9, total: 96, needed: 16. Energy is decreased to 38%
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, 'ol MR. lost plot - is feeling pretty good about himself...
mul0r: round 2, silly
Rolf: who?
mul0r: me
Rolf: ah right
Rolf: yeah lost plot on round 2 is no impediment to victory
Round 8 of 12
Rolf: lol
Rolf: like that is going to help you
Cyber Ranger: ...tick-tock...
Rolf: actions like those only attempt to harm other players, there was no strategy there
Cyber Ranger: It's amazing, what a little impetus will do...
Cyber Ranger: EQ???
Cyber Ranger: bot:probs
CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(0%) Pests(15.40%) Radiation(15.40%) Acid Rain(7.69%) Sunspot Activity(15.40%) Meteor Strike(7.69%) Earthquake(23.10%) Fire(15.40%)
Rolf: Cyber Ranger, are you a bot?
Rolf: a bad bot?
Cyber Ranger: Nah, just trying to KILL ore...
Rolf: so a poorly coded bot then
mul0r: cowabunga
Round 9 of 12
Cyber Ranger: LOL
mul0r: sad
Round 10 of 12
Empress3005: Never pay that much for a river plot.
mul0r: o wise one
Rolf: well not on round 10
Rolf: you can't get the value back out of it
Rolf: that's a boost to food? my river plot grew 3?
Empress3005: That's the way she goes. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. She didn't go. It's the way she goes.
Rolf: that's what she said
Cyber Ranger: Like, you know what she said...
Rolf: Derp, cyber
mul0r: painful
Empress3005: She said "YES! YOUR COCK MAKES MY CUNT FEEL SO GOOD! I'M CUMMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGGGGG"
Cyber Ranger: ...wouldn't give YOU, the time of the day - let alone, the second...
mul0r: ?
Rolf: cyber likes to talk about his prowess in the sack, in the lobby of MULE games
Rolf: it's a thing he has going on, I guess?
Round 11 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Uh, no...
Cyber Ranger: Don't kiss and tell...
Rolf: okay then please for the love of sweet baby christmas jesus shut up
Cyber Ranger: Christmas - IS FUCKING OVER...
Rolf: play mule, get better, stop talking about your peepee
Rolf: simple ask
Cyber Ranger: WOW, just look - @ all of those OPEN plots...
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, my strat - REALLY SUCKS...
mul0r: pendejos
Empress3005: BAG
Empress3005: GG, guys! ;3
Rolf: gg empress :3
Cyber Ranger: THAT'S my middle name - NOT, my first name...
Cyber Ranger: OK, ANOTHER GAME...
Empress3005: You guys down?
mul0r: no
Round 12 of 12
Cyber Ranger: RUN, FORREST - FUCKING RUN!!!!
mul0r: are you okay?
Cyber Ranger: Just having fun w/ it...
mul0r: understood
Rolf: Narrator: But Cyber Ranger was NOT okay
mul0r: lol
Cyber Ranger: MULE - doesn't NEED a FUCKING NARRATOR/COMMENTATOR...
Rolf: Morgan Freeman disagrees
Rolf: Morgan Freeman
Cyber Ranger: ONLY - your conscious, does...
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-9VzNVxDj0
mul0r: he has the Wampus in his sights. yes, he's got him
Rolf: Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman
Empress3005: 8)
Rolf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ
mul0r: gge
Empress3005: gg
Rolf: that is a good one that link there
Game Over
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CCMuleBot01: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
CCMuleBot01: mul0r Bot Reputation now: 19
CCMuleBot01: Empress3005 Bot Reputation now: 121
CCMuleBot01: Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation now: 146
CCMuleBot01: Rolf Bot Reputation now: 74
Empress3005: Damn, I'm getting good.
Score saved
Rolf: nice win Empress
mul0r: good night
Cyber Ranger left the game
Empress3005: Thanks!
mul0r: yeah
Empress3005 left the game