Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed

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yourslipisshowing visits

yourslipisshowing joined the game in slot 1

Rolf joined the game in slot 2

Rolf: there you go

Rolf: easy enough

yourslipisshowing: ty

yourslipisshowing: i tried

Rolf: those bot hosts are sketchy

Rolf: I did reboot between then and now maybe

Rolf: the client

Rolf: I presume Cyber ranger is having a hotel smoke

Rolf: so go smoke now

yourslipisshowing: o its on

yourslipisshowing: lol

Rolf: then we will need to bring him here kicking and screaming about how I stifle opportunity in my host

Rolf: by hot providing the "built in" bot commands or whatever he thinks is happening

Rolf: *not

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: bot trackers are handy

yourslipisshowing: but not neccesary

Rolf: you can just read the text file I guess

Rolf: feed it to grep or something

Rolf: I dunno, don't care

yourslipisshowing: my name isnt on landrubot now i can probably get on it

Rolf: don't even bother tracking tite except in my head which explains a lot of why I lose

Rolf: you can go there and mention to cyber that we are here

yourslipisshowing left the game

Added computer player <A.L.A.N.>

Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>

<A.L.A.N.> was kicked

<B.I.L.L.> was kicked

yourslipisshowing visits

yourslipisshowing joined the game in slot 1

yourslipisshowing unjoined the game

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

yourslipisshowing: orange pls

yourslipisshowing joined the game in slot 3

<D.A.N.> was kicked

yourslipisshowing unjoined the game

yourslipisshowing joined the game in slot 1

Added computer player <J.I.M.>

Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>

<B.I.L.L.> was kicked

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

yourslipisshowing: cyber?

<J.I.M.> was kicked

Cyber Ranger visits

yourslipisshowing: i think hes still smoking

yourslipisshowing: never responded

Cyber Ranger: Need to restart for sound

yourslipisshowing: okey

Cyber Ranger left the game

Rolf: :)

yourslipisshowing: yay

yourslipisshowing: i've been having better luck with my strats with no bots

Cyber Ranger visits

yourslipisshowing: they throw a stick in the spokes sometimes

Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 3

Rolf: one bot is okay

Cyber Ranger: Rolf needs his blanky...

Rolf: merry christmas

yourslipisshowing: MERRY CHRISTMAS MULITES!!!

Rolf: it's just faster here

Rolf: and less glitchy

Round 1 of 12

Cyber Ranger: It IS zippy...

yourslipisshowing: yep

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: idk

yourslipisshowing: fuck it

Round 2 of 12

yourslipisshowing: damned eyes

yourslipisshowing: right!

yourslipisshowing: oo

yourslipisshowing: lols

yourslipisshowing: nice load rolf

yourslipisshowing: first time you've heard that?

yourslipisshowing: probably

yourslipisshowing: :P

Rolf: that's what she said?

yourslipisshowing: yea lol

yourslipisshowing: twss

Rolf: I mean I feel bad about it and all

Round 3 of 12

Rolf: this is great, the rare game where cyber is into food

Rolf: meaning I am screwed ;)

yourslipisshowing: yum

yourslipisshowing: smacked that eel eating contest

Rolf: oh no, wait, hang on!

Rolf: back into tite!

yourslipisshowing: aw

yourslipisshowing: low

yourslipisshowing: riaw

yourslipisshowing: 1 lol

Rolf: the package is mine!

Rolf: ;)

yourslipisshowing: have it your way

Rolf: oh never mind

Rolf: probably cyber gets it and wastes it again

Round 4 of 12

yourslipisshowing: i need a free plot

yourslipisshowing: low

yourslipisshowing: river high

yourslipisshowing: only explanation

yourslipisshowing: ooweee

Rolf: couldn't have happened to a nicer DAN

yourslipisshowing: rolf is gonna be fucking looooaded

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: fuck dan

Rolf: slip

Rolf: I think you're the only guy with food

yourslipisshowing: im a hungry mf!

Rolf: I mean a plot

Rolf: don't kill the colony selling food to CR

yourslipisshowing: im partial to food plots

yourslipisshowing: they get the job done

Rolf: see above

yourslipisshowing: at cost of magic 12 usually

Rolf: the colony is dead

yourslipisshowing: starving

Rolf: if you don't make food, high speed

yourslipisshowing: you

Rolf: Cyber killed it as always

Rolf: no you

Rolf: pay attention

yourslipisshowing: how am i gonna win if i feed yal?

Rolf: it is literally all on you

yourslipisshowing: :P

Rolf: so now make it happen

Cyber Ranger: LOL

yourslipisshowing: jk go

Round 5 of 12

yourslipisshowing: mine!!!!!!!!

Rolf: if you don't make more food

Rolf: the colony is dead

yourslipisshowing: i have 1 food

Rolf: if CR gets the package, the colony is dead

yourslipisshowing: wish me luck lol

yourslipisshowing: i should get 2 out

yourslipisshowing: 3 would be a miracle

yourslipisshowing: wha

yourslipisshowing: too zippy

yourslipisshowing: you got fucked by response time

yourslipisshowing: had to be

Cyber Ranger: his own, bot was lower...

yourslipisshowing: you woulda got that on landrubot lol

Cyber Ranger: LOL

yourslipisshowing: not enough $

yourslipisshowing: there it is

Rolf: cr are you durring again?

Rolf: DAN will probably do the right thing, thank christmas

Cyber Ranger: Whatever dude

yourslipisshowing: i dont have enough for a mule and food lol

Rolf: at least it didn't go to fucking cyber ranger

Rolf: he would have made more crystite plots

Rolf: dumbass

Rolf: at least now the colony has a chance to survive

Cyber Ranger: "The colony" my ass...

yourslipisshowing: WOULD BE A SLOW GAME WITH NO FOOD

yourslipisshowing: soory for yelling

Rolf: I thought that was cyber

Rolf: the game would literally have been over dumbass

Rolf: I've been in multiple games with you where you have caused a colony collapse

Rolf: when you got the package and built tite

Rolf: like a fucking retard

Round 6 of 12

Cyber Ranger: So, just how - have YOU, helped - "The colony"???

Rolf: just, why - how - why, do you wish, to speak, like, Christopher, Walken, all -- of the time

Cyber Ranger: It's called punctuation...

Cyber Ranger: Meant to emphasize the natural pauses in normal speech...

Rolf: dumbass

Rolf: shut up and stop trying to emphasize how dumb you ... are

Rolf: we already get it, you're disabled

Rolf: stop showing it off, you get no sympathy from me

yourslipisshowing: come on money!!!!!!!

Rolf: learn to play

yourslipisshowing: aw

yourslipisshowing: nice

Cyber Ranger: Don't quite see what having an education - has ANYTHING to do with whatever you thought you said...

Round 7 of 12

yourslipisshowing: how i was on the whole time

yourslipisshowing: lagged on my end and not yours

yourslipisshowing: thats how the bot beat you

Rolf: naw I just pushed up before you did

yourslipisshowing: your sync with the game is perfect

Rolf: lol

Rolf: it's compsnesated for

yourslipisshowing: money!

yourslipisshowing: dammit

Rolf: and your sync with the game is better than it was on Landru

Rolf: have you seen any weird glitchy pauses? no

Rolf: if you have, please let me know

yourslipisshowing: no pauses

Rolf: exactly

Rolf: not like on Landru

Rolf: with the constant glitch pauses

Round 8 of 12

Rolf: very nice

yourslipisshowing: ty :)

yourslipisshowing: i pulled that out of my ass

Rolf: was good

Round 9 of 12

yourslipisshowing: i missed the fucking nrg buy

yourslipisshowing: the went my chance

yourslipisshowing: no buy?

Round 10 of 12

yourslipisshowing: lol

Round 11 of 12

yourslipisshowing: no spoil if you sell

Round 12 of 12

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: i lose bad

Rolf: I think CR might have derped his way to a win

yourslipisshowing: good game guys

Rolf: gg

Rolf: nice derp, CR

yourslipisshowing: im turning in, catch yall tomorrow

Rolf: got it

Rolf: merry christmas bud

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Score saved

Cyber Ranger left the game

yourslipisshowing: nice win cr!!!

Cyber Ranger was disconnected