Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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Cyber Ranger visits

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Rolf visits

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yourslipisshowing visits

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Cyber Ranger: bot:kick1

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Empress3005 visits

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Rolf: reset break?

yourslipisshowing: back in 5

Rolf: anyone?

Empress3005: Can I take blue, rolf?

yourslipisshowing: store at corner

Rolf: so we don't need to do one on round 4?

Rolf: sure sorry I forgot

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Rolf: mkay?

Empress3005: Thanks! :3

Rolf: so now, or a couple minutes to pee, or

Empress3005: ...Wondering if I should do a timmies run.

Rolf: is that some sort of sandwich shop?

Rolf: :)

Rolf: or a euphemism

Rolf: I'm sure you could twist our arm, but we will probably lose slip

Empress3005: Lol. It's Tim Hortons. It's a Coffee/donut shop that usually over 24 hours. It's a staple of Canadian Culture.

Rolf: if we make an additional break

Empress3005: *open

Rolf: so a sandwich shop :)

Empress3005: But yes, they do sell sandwhiches as well.

Rolf: I understand the cultural element

Rolf: like in Pennsylvania, US, there is Sheets and also Wawa

Rolf: and those people who live there will fight endlessly over which one is better

Rolf: they make sandwiches

Empress3005: Holy shit! By pure accident, I ended up with exactly 40,000 clockwork mechanisms! :O

Rolf: what does that mean?

Empress3005: I'm playing runescape. I'm training my crafting skill by making clockwork mechanisms. It's slow XP, but good money.

Rolf: I played Planescape

Rolf: :Torment

Rolf: :)

Cyber Ranger: r

Empress3005: r

Empress3005: Slip might be a bit yet.

Rolf: did he go to Tim Hortons?

yourslipisshowing: yay

Empress3005: Okay, good map.

yourslipisshowing: mule!

Round 1 of 12

yourslipisshowing: oops

yourslipisshowing: dead if you buy lol

yourslipisshowing: fire

Rolf: 1st round fire is extremely likely on Landrubot

Rolf: but I think the parameters aren't met

yourslipisshowing: why different on landrubot?

yourslipisshowing: ?

yourslipisshowing: i cant make it diff on mine

yourslipisshowing: ok maybe so what gives

Rolf: maybe so eh

yourslipisshowing: thing is i wouldnt

Rolf: ahhh, see that's the thing

yourslipisshowing: think he would chane it?

yourslipisshowing: change

Rolf: hhehe heheh hhhheeeehh

yourslipisshowing: so yea

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: i could snag all the crystite maps from mine

yourslipisshowing: but it kills the fun

Rolf: when I host a game?

yourslipisshowing: no fun=not worth 1.5 hrs

Rolf: store fire is rare

Rolf: especially on round 1

Rolf: which always fucking happens here on landru :)

Rolf: which is lame sauce

Round 2 of 12

yourslipisshowing: lame

yourslipisshowing: shit

yourslipisshowing: hoping for another

yourslipisshowing: lol

Empress3005: BAGg

Cyber Ranger: Making ANYTHING - requires, nrg...

Round 3 of 12

yourslipisshowing: shit

yourslipisshowing: need plots like nasa needs astronauts

yourslipisshowing: or something

yourslipisshowing: c'mon package!

Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-LImV1kb4

yourslipisshowing: plot loss lol

yourslipisshowing: not even close

yourslipisshowing: fuck me to tears

Empress3005: My name is suck suck

yourslipisshowing: nice to meet you im lickety split

Round 4 of 12

yourslipisshowing: wasnt hard to get last after that shit

Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4OYakFshc8

yourslipisshowing: plot

yourslipisshowing: sold

yourslipisshowing: need 2 or 3 extra to toy with

yourslipisshowing: maybe 4

yourslipisshowing: :)

yourslipisshowing: and im only 2 short of being even

yourslipisshowing: holy fuck

yourslipisshowing: nrg for the plot!!

Round 5 of 12

yourslipisshowing: grabby grabby

yourslipisshowing: nice wide open

yourslipisshowing: twss

Empress3005: Sell, Slip

yourslipisshowing: AAAAAH

Cyber Ranger: So, is everyone happy - with assigned responsibilities???

yourslipisshowing: fuck me to death

yourslipisshowing: smoke?

Cyber Ranger: Next sum

yourslipisshowing: feeling the urge lol

Cyber Ranger: Fine

Empress3005: No, Mr. Pickles... You don't have the urge, do you? You don't have the urge to bang me up the ass?

Rolf: hang on

Rolf: so smoke now then?

Rolf: that's fine

Rolf: but usually it's - you know - round 6

Rolf: also please stop hitting go before the r if you haven't already hit it

Rolf: back in a few minutes

yourslipisshowing: sorry

yourslipisshowing: back in 2

yourslipisshowing: r

Rolf: r

Rolf: now wait

Empress3005: r

Rolf: for a full round of the old r

Rolf: ...

Rolf: again

Rolf: not like that

Cyber Ranger: r

Rolf: wait for cyber

yourslipisshowing: lol

Rolf: r

yourslipisshowing: r

Cyber Ranger: E?

yourslipisshowing: e

Empress3005: r

Cyber Ranger: go

yourslipisshowing: go

Round 6 of 12

yourslipisshowing: mine!

yourslipisshowing: 1320

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: told u

yourslipisshowing: cybe has a dick n balls on the left

yourslipisshowing: lmao

Empress3005: lol

yourslipisshowing: my mind lol

yourslipisshowing: i will miss something important now

Rolf: I have one up top

Rolf: it's longer

yourslipisshowing: im dead

Empress3005: BAG

Rolf: you know, from the side

yourslipisshowing: you know it

Rolf: look at CybORE Ranger go!

yourslipisshowing: i think hes trying to win

yourslipisshowing: idk

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: smackin lead

Cyber Ranger: No, just putting the game - in perspective...

Empress3005: My energy dick is the longest

yourslipisshowing: 100000!

LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.67%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(20.00%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(6.67%)

yourslipisshowing: empress has a habit lol

Round 7 of 12

Rolf: oh no

Rolf: cyber's choad has a growth

Rolf: that's gnarly man!

yourslipisshowing: get that fixed

yourslipisshowing: ex army surgeon or anything :P

Rolf: Empresses penis is the most magnificent of all, if you include the store

Cyber Ranger: ...sniper, killer, etc...

yourslipisshowing: shit lol

yourslipisshowing: mine is what dreams are made of

Cyber Ranger: Nothing special - someone you want to meet your family; PROTECT YOU...

yourslipisshowing: lol

Empress3005: BAG

Empress3005: ...Don't get why you did that.

Rolf: jesus dude

Rolf: spaz much?

Empress3005: :3

Rolf: anyway I don't get that either

Rolf: weird wild stuff

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: weird and wild fun

yourslipisshowing: but doesnt win mule sometimes

Cyber Ranger: To INFUSE ACTION...

yourslipisshowing: yay

Cyber Ranger: INSPIRE COMMERCE...

Round 8 of 12

yourslipisshowing: anybody else about to fall over?

yourslipisshowing: like a sack of potatoes?

Rolf: and there was much rejoicing

yourslipisshowing: aw

Cyber Ranger: OOOOHHHH!!!!!

yourslipisshowing: yay

Rolf: "yaaaay"

Rolf: exactly :)

yourslipisshowing: lol

Cyber Ranger: bot:playerevents

LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (2) Bat Lizard [yourslipisshowing ] ~ (2) Stop Worm Infestation [Empress3005 ] ~ (3) Lost Plot [yourslipisshowing ] ~ (4) Flying Cat Bugs [Cyber Ranger ] ~ (5) Dead Moose Rat [Cyber Ranger ] ~ (5) Mule Lost Bolt [Rolf ] ~ (7) Mules Deteriorated [Cyber Ranger ] ~ (8) Gypsy Inlaws [Cy

LandruBOT: ber Ranger ] ~ (8) Swamp Eel Eating [Empress3005 ] ~ (8) Tap Dancing Mule [yourslipisshowing ] ~

Rolf: was that after they ate one of Robin's minstrels?

Rolf: brave brave brave sir Robin

yourslipisshowing: lmao

yourslipisshowing: no takers?

yourslipisshowing: should have been 2 or 3 lol

yourslipisshowing: how many mistakes can i make in one game

yourslipisshowing: or 3 lol

yourslipisshowing: bot:events

LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Pirates ~ (3) Earthquake ~ (4) Pests ~ (5) Acid Rain ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Acid Rain ~ (8) Radiation ~

LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (1/2) -

yourslipisshowing: another?

Cyber Ranger: y

yourslipisshowing: keep it going til daylight lol

Cyber Ranger: No, next is last - have to golf...

Empress3005: I would, but GF wants on computer.

Round 9 of 12

yourslipisshowing: missed

yourslipisshowing: i might pass out

yourslipisshowing: hard day of not doig shit tomorrow

Rolf: hang in there buddy

Rolf: it's only what 2 more rounds

yourslipisshowing: i mean after this game

yourslipisshowing: i dont like quitting

Rolf: right

Cyber Ranger: MATH, is strong - in you, Rolf...

Rolf: I forced cyber to quit the other night

Rolf: he got so mad

Rolf: right, Cyber? ;)

yourslipisshowing: talking shit overload?

Rolf: no no

Rolf: he had no food and no energy

Rolf: nobody did

Rolf: except me

Rolf: to his credit he lasted a few rounds, but not to the point where I was going to give him resources

Rolf: and the two bots were too stupid to do the right thing also

yourslipisshowing: o

yourslipisshowing: crabs

Empress3005: They're one of the ingredients in the crabby patty secret formula.

yourslipisshowing: dont tell plankton

Cyber Ranger: Forrest/trees...

Round 10 of 12

Cyber Ranger: bot:events

LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Pirates ~ (3) Earthquake ~ (4) Pests ~ (5) Acid Rain ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Acid Rain ~ (8) Radiation ~ (9) Pests ~

LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (2/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (1/2) -

Empress3005: BAG

yourslipisshowing: baggums

yourslipisshowing: empress going for it

yourslipisshowing: pirates 11 th

yourslipisshowing: bad guess

yourslipisshowing: dump mules

yourslipisshowing: for loss

yourslipisshowing: lol

yourslipisshowing: rolf has a fat sack

Round 11 of 12

Cyber Ranger: Because - he's FAT...

yourslipisshowing: maybe his hweiner

Rolf: it's the size of my balls

Rolf: stretches the poor sack out, you know how it goes

yourslipisshowing: idkyay

yourslipisshowing: im gonna win now

Rolf: yay!

Rolf: dump mules!

Rolf: ;)

yourslipisshowing: crabs

Empress3005: BAG

yourslipisshowing: ooweeee

Rolf: another rematch?

yourslipisshowing: dont have it in me

yourslipisshowing: save it for tomorrow!

Cyber Ranger: Yes

Round 12 of 12

yourslipisshowing: nice win rolf

Rolf: thanks

Rolf: I'm on a roll

Cyber Ranger: Give it a min...

Rolf: lol cyber ranger

Rolf: you just can't do math

yourslipisshowing: happy feet

yourslipisshowing: nice

Rolf: I think Cyber Ranger thinks he's going to win

Rolf: if he was saying wait a minute about Empresses chances I could get behind the idea

Rolf: but even so I think that shows a serious lack of basic arithmetic skills

Empress3005: bag

yourslipisshowing: t. baggums

Rolf: nice second again Empress

yourslipisshowing: gg

Rolf: as for you Cyber... wait a minute

yourslipisshowing: long live mule!

Rolf: gg slip

Game Over

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LandruBOT: Rolf Bot Reputation now: 183

LandruBOT: Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation now: 2451

LandruBOT: Empress3005 Bot Reputation now: 135

Empress3005: GG

Empress3005: So close!

Score saved

Empress3005: Good colony score, anyway!