Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Showing computer player development
Cyber Ranger visits
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LandruBOT: === LandruBOT Bot Reputation: Fair (0) Bot Games: 0
LandruBOT: Hello Cyber Ranger this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
LandruBOT: === Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation: A+++ (2446) Bot Games: 2767
Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 3
Cyber Ranger: bot:kick1
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 1
LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
<D.A.N.> was kicked
Cyber Ranger: bot:kick1
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 1
LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
<J.I.M.> was kicked
C64MuleBoot visits
LandruBOT: Hello C64MuleBoot this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
LandruBOT: === C64MuleBoot Bot Reputation: A+++ (779) Bot Games: 878
C64MuleBoot: bot:addai
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
C64MuleBoot joined the game in slot 2
C64MuleBoot: bot:kick1
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 1
LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
<D.A.N.> was kicked
C64MuleBoot unjoined the game
C64MuleBoot joined the game in slot 1
C64MuleBoot: Hi Cyber
Cyber Ranger: Hey Boot; KEEP UP THE SHIT-TALK!!!!
C64MuleBoot: shit talk?
Cyber Ranger: ON Rolf - in the lobby...
C64MuleBoot: ok
C64MuleBoot: i dont care for him
Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
Added computer player <J.I.M.>
C64MuleBoot: he badmouths you
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, he's a DICK; claims 160'ish IQ - LOL
PackerPower visits
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Rolf visits
LandruBOT: === PackerPower Bot Reputation: Great (28) Bot Games: 52
PackerPower joined the game in slot 4
LandruBOT: Hello Rolf this is an auto hosted game, the host is not participating in the game. type bot:? to get a list of commands
LandruBOT: === Rolf Bot Reputation: A+++ (181) Bot Games: 187
Rolf: hang on now
Rolf: wait
PackerPower left the game
C64MuleBoot: i will kick ai
C64MuleBoot: let me kick ai
Rolf joined the game in slot 4
Empress3005 visits
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LandruBOT: === Empress3005 Bot Reputation: A+++ (130) Bot Games: 151
C64MuleBoot: bot:kick2
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 2
LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
Cyber Ranger: WOW - a FLY-BY...
<J.I.M.> was kicked
Empress3005: Could I have blue, Mule?
Empress3005: If no, it's fine.
Empress3005: Please?
C64MuleBoot: if i can have slot 1
Cyber Ranger: "May I"...
C64MuleBoot: agreed
Empress3005 joined the game in slot 2
Empress3005 unjoined the game
Rolf: you can have purple?
Cyber Ranger: I'LL put bot in
Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
C64MuleBoot: u join with blue then unjoin so i can grab orange and 1st slot
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
C64MuleBoot unjoined the game
Cyber Ranger: bot:kick2
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 2
LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1
LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
<B.I.L.L.> was kicked
C64MuleBoot joined the game in slot 1
Empress3005 joined the game in slot 2
C64MuleBoot: thanks Cyber
Empress3005: Thank you! :3
C64MuleBoot: gl
Cyber Ranger: Y'all are BOTH welcome...
Round 1 of 12
Cyber Ranger: GLE - HF!!!
Empress3005: BAG
Round 2 of 12
Cyber Ranger: ...already assayed - keep up...
Cyber Ranger: OOOOhhhh
C64MuleBoot: LOL
Empress3005: BAG
Cyber Ranger: Rolf - just folded...
Cyber Ranger: Wow, nice avoidance...
Round 3 of 12
C64MuleBoot: plz restart
C64MuleBoot: my internet froze there
Cyber Ranger: NO fucking reason...
C64MuleBoot: sorry then, i have to disconnect
Cyber Ranger: Sorry... Way too vague...
Cyber Ranger: fine
C64MuleBoot: computer is doing a fucking update
C64MuleBoot: sorry
Empress3005: Damnit, and I was off to a great start! :(
Cyber Ranger: Turn-off auto-updates...
Cyber Ranger: NO FUCKING RESTART.
C64MuleBoot: how?
Empress3005: BAG
Rolf: I'll restart
Cyber Ranger: MANAGE YOUR COMPUTER - LIKE WE ALL DO...
Rolf: turn them off in the windows update menu
Cyber Ranger: FUCK THAT
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 1 of 4
C64MuleBoot: im not computer smart
C64MuleBoot: sorry
C64MuleBoot: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P12
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 2 of 4
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 2 of 4
Rolf: come on empress
Empress3005: Grnnnggggg....
Rolf: just do it
Rolf: it's okay
Empress3005: Oh, fine.
Empress3005: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P14
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 3 of 4
Rolf: anything to make cyber mad :)
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 3 of 4
Rolf: he won't do it anyway
Cyber Ranger: no
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 3 of 4
Rolf: bot:retard
C64MuleBoot: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P12
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 3 of 4
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 3 of 4
Cyber Ranger: i GET OFF TO A GOOD START - YOU HAVE A FUCKING REASON TO RESTART - NO
Rolf: we need to do it this round
Rolf: typical
Cyber Ranger: HUMAN ERROR - IS...
Cyber Ranger: BULLSHIT..
Rolf: I mean if you call this a good start, that's typical too
Empress3005: I mean, it kind of was.
Empress3005: But I figured I would for Mule's sake
Rolf: not really though
Cyber Ranger: NO - IT WASN'T
Cyber Ranger: Computer shit..
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 3 of 4
Rolf: last chance
Rolf: to not be a total dick
Cyber Ranger: So, success - is being a total dick???
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 1 of 4
Rolf: if you think you are succeeding, sure
Rolf: but you are losing
Empress3005: I say we keep going.
Empress3005: Boot can easily catch up still.
Cyber Ranger: Only due - to NEGATIVE FUCKING LEFT-TARDS...
Rolf: shut up cyber doucher
Rolf: nobody cares about your verbal vomit
Cyber Ranger: PLAY THE FUCKING GAME; NO EXCUSES...
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 1 of 4
Empress3005: Boot, are you really adamant about quitting if we don't restart?
Rolf: I'll quit if we don't restart
Rolf: 100%
Cyber Ranger: LET HIM QUIT - HIS PROBLEM, NOT OURS; DON'T MAKE IT SO...
Rolf: in fact I'll probably quit right now
Rolf: CR can sit by himself
Rolf: bot:restart
LandruBOT: Recording vote to restart: P15
LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 1 of 4
Rolf: right, I'm out of here
Rolf: see ya
Rolf left the game
Computer takes over Rolf
LandruBOT: Player Removed, votes required to restart: 2
Empress3005: You take the game too seriously.
LandruBOT: Rolf Bot Reputation now: 178
Cyber Ranger: FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING LEFT-TARDS FUCKING BULLSHIT...
Empress3005: Might as well restart now, then, eh?
Cyber Ranger: NO
Cyber Ranger: LET'EM QUIT - PLAY ON..
Cyber Ranger: NO - I DON'T SUFFER FOOLS...
Empress3005: Honestly, I feel you here.
Cyber Ranger: "OH, I HAVE AN IN-GROWN NAIL" - OWWWW...
Empress3005: You can pretty much any plot.
Cyber Ranger: BOOT - HIT THE FUCKING SB, OR - be gone...
Cyber Ranger: Rolf fell on his stupid sword; do it, or be kicked...
Cyber Ranger: bot:kick3
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 3
Empress3005: Alright, kick it is. Sorry, boot. Hands are kind of tied.
Empress3005: bot:kick3
LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 3
LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request
Computer takes over C64MuleBoot
C64MuleBoot was kicked
LandruBOT: Player Removed, votes required to restart: 1
LandruBOT: C64MuleBoot Bot Reputation now: 776
Round 4 of 12
Empress3005: The player base is too small. :(
Cyber Ranger: It's only been shrinking due to the negativism displayed by a small number of players...
Cyber Ranger: I play mule like I live my live - up front and honestly; my wife will tell you; she's not happy - either...
Cyber Ranger: Because - SHE'S FAT; so - no happy endings - soon..
Empress3005: Wait, what?
Cyber Ranger: English is...
Round 5 of 12
Cyber Ranger: ...sub-text; I don't want to have sex with her, because it disgusts me... CLEAR NOW???
Cyber Ranger: SO - NO ONE'S FUCKING HAPPY..
Empress3005: So, you're getting divorced, basically?
Cyber Ranger: Still giving it a bit of time; out of loyalty/honor..
Empress3005: Shit. Still a rough situation just the same.
Cyber Ranger: Well, sex is good - when the body's of approximate size...
Cyber Ranger: If not - in May...
Empress3005: For me, being fat isn't a deal breaker. It's more about cleanliness and hygeine, and specifically, good teeth. And of course, personality.
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, fat - belies subordinate tendencies - which, I want no part of...
Cyber Ranger: r
Empress3005: r
Round 6 of 12
Cyber Ranger: BRK @ sum, pls
Empress3005: k
Empress3005: While I generally prefer girls who aren't TOO big, I do have a thing for just the right amount of chub. :3
Cyber Ranger: I dated a diplomat's daughter - when I was in D.C. - in '84, she was a whino; thick hips - but, a drunk - and a dead fuck...
LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(6.67%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(13.30%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(13.30%)
Cyber Ranger: sry, wait??? or go???
Empress3005: If you want a break, I'll do it.
Cyber Ranger: Yes, ty
Cyber Ranger: TY, auto-response...
Cyber Ranger: r
Empress3005: R
Round 7 of 12
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5-LImV1kb4
Empress3005: BAG
Cyber Ranger: What does BAG stand for?
Round 8 of 12
Empress3005: I told you, it's a misspelling of "Bang" according to one member of the group that originated it. It ended up sticking. Drew Pickles from Rugrats became a meme somewhate. He is the self-proclaimed gayest man in the universe. And at the end of his gay orgies, he'll say "Bag, that was swell!"
Cyber Ranger: OK, I forgot...
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqBnqxnb_Ik
Round 9 of 12
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Sunspot Activity ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Radiation ~ (4) Earthquake ~ (5) Pests ~ (6) Pirates ~ (7) Meteor Strike ~ (8) Earthquake ~
LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (2/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, it's an old Gohar thingy...
Round 10 of 12
Round 11 of 12
Empress3005: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Cyber Ranger: It's OK...
Round 12 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Plot-loss, still 12 plots; I'm good w/ the outcome...
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
LandruBOT: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
LandruBOT: Empress3005 Bot Reputation now: 131
LandruBOT: Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation now: 2447
Score saved
Empress3005: Sheeeeeeeit
Empress3005: GG