Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Cyber Ranger visits
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Cyber Ranger: bot:addai
Empress3005 visits
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Cyber Ranger: bot:kick1
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Lee558 visits
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Cyber Ranger: SMK/listen - FINISH A CIG...
Empress3005: Can I be blue? :3
Lee558: sure
yourslipisshowing visits
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Empress3005: Thanks, pal. :3
yourslipisshowing: need a short break
Lee558: k
Lee558: Hi Empress
Empress3005: Hellotte. :3
Lee558: back
Cyber Ranger: Hey E
Empress3005: Hello, Friendo.
Rolf visits
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yourslipisshowing: hey rolf
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Round 1 of 12
Empress3005: BAG
Empress3005: YES
Cyber Ranger: OK, phase I begins...
Cyber Ranger: ...1...
Empress3005: NOTE: I am high.
yourslipisshowing: im high and drunk lol
Cyber Ranger: Prob, or advantage?
yourslipisshowing: both
yourslipisshowing: and none lol
Empress3005: BAG
Empress3005: ...lame.
yourslipisshowing: nice
Cyber Ranger: ...SOP...
yourslipisshowing: sorry lol
Round 2 of 12
Empress3005: Ah, Homestar runner. We millenials will always remember you! <3
Round 3 of 12
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Acid Rain ~ (2) Pirates ~
LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (0/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (0/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (0/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Empress3005: GLARUNG GLARUNG GLARUNG GLARUNG is the sound of a slow rotation.
Cyber Ranger: OK, Aca...
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkE1Nbk-wuI
Empress3005: TL;DR telemarketer steps in crazy and gets this nutty old woman claiming telemarketing calls are akin to murder and rape.
Cyber Ranger: nice
Empress3005: That's why I like the plots close to the base. :3
yourslipisshowing: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Empress3005: brb. piss.
yourslipisshowing: ok
Lee558: k
Lee558: pls wait for R
Empress3005: R
Empress3005: PISSING IN A BASEMENT BATHROOM IN THE FUTURE! 8D
yourslipisshowing: r
Lee558: r
Cyber Ranger: r
Cyber Ranger: go
yourslipisshowing: r
Empress3005: R
Round 4 of 12
yourslipisshowing: cybe
Cyber Ranger: slip
yourslipisshowing: cybe for the cheap plot lol
yourslipisshowing: nice platforming
Empress3005: Everthing turned out better than expected!
Empress3005: Now you are learning the joys of being an ore mongler! <3
Empress3005: You can't always be Richard C. Mongler, Cyber. The "C" is for crystite.
Cyber Ranger: NO, just an opportunity taken, when others aren't (properly)...
Round 5 of 12
yourslipisshowing: cybe
Cyber Ranger: slip
Cyber Ranger: bot:prices
LandruBOT: Smithore buy price $87 sell price $122, Crystite buy price $72 sell price $212, Food buy price $35 sell price $70, Energy buy price $20 sell price $55, Mule Price: mule now costs $170
Empress3005: Also, here is some epically kickass battle music.
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOrp-dXKLiM
yourslipisshowing: AH
Empress3005: WELL WELL WELL
yourslipisshowing: crabs
yourslipisshowing: land!
Cyber Ranger: ...maybe...
yourslipisshowing: no auctions this time
yourslipisshowing: lol
yourslipisshowing: 140
Round 6 of 12
Empress3005: Damn, Cyber. I can totally see us as good friends IRL. And as an armored knight in Fire Emblem.
yourslipisshowing: no tite
yourslipisshowing: shit
yourslipisshowing: close
yourslipisshowing: nice package
Empress3005: BAG
Cyber Ranger: Harm, more than help; top of the food chain...
Empress3005: What?
Cyber Ranger: More plots...
LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.67%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(6.67%) Sunspot Activity(13.30%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(13.30%)
Round 7 of 12
Empress3005: Cyber, you said you were in the air force?
Cyber Ranger: No, I didn't...
yourslipisshowing: daaaamn
yourslipisshowing: knew it
Cyber Ranger: ...oops...
Empress3005: Weren't you? I feeel like someone implied you were.
Cyber Ranger: SMK brk...
yourslipisshowing: yep
Cyber Ranger: Army, Rangers...
Empress3005: Ah, right. Of course. I knew it was some military branch anyway.
Empress3005: "Ranger" should have been a clue.
Lee558: 2nd high in the NW. Cyber, you are just on a roll tonight!
Cyber Ranger: ...to most...
yourslipisshowing: cybe did you catch my name to add on facebook earlier?
Lee558: pee brk pls
Empress3005: same
yourslipisshowing: back
yourslipisshowing: and ready to lose
Lee558: back
Cyber Ranger: r
Empress3005: r
yourslipisshowing: r
Lee558: r
Cyber Ranger: go
Round 8 of 12
Cyber Ranger: I did, will...
Empress3005: Yay
yourslipisshowing: AAAAAAAAAAH
Empress3005: BAG
yourslipisshowing: 300
yourslipisshowing: 1000000
yourslipisshowing: ^2
Round 9 of 12
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Acid Rain ~ (2) Pirates ~ (3) Acid Rain ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Pests ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Earthquake ~ (8) Radiation ~
LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Cyber Ranger: bot:probs
LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(8.33%) Pests(16.70%) Radiation(8.33%) Acid Rain(8.33%) Sunspot Activity(8.33%) Meteor Strike(16.70%) Earthquake(16.70%) Fire(16.70%)
Empress3005: Dogs don't know what's good for them... :(
Empress3005: They'll burn down the hindenburg for fun :(
Empress3005: Dogs burned the hindenburg... :(
Empress3005: BAG
Lee558: well fine...
Empress3005: SWIPER! NO SWIPING! SWIPER! NO SWIPING! SWIPER! NO SWIPING!
Empress3005: "You'll never find it now! >:3"
yourslipisshowing: 140
Empress3005: SAD
yourslipisshowing: 48
Empress3005: ...Glad. :3
yourslipisshowing: next round lol
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Acid Rain ~ (2) Pirates ~ (3) Acid Rain ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Pests ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Earthquake ~ (8) Radiation ~ (9) Pirates ~
LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (2/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Empress3005: "Give a man's bag a slap, mayn..."
Round 10 of 12
yourslipisshowing: fuck me to death!
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Acid Rain ~ (2) Pirates ~ (3) Acid Rain ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Pests ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Earthquake ~ (8) Radiation ~ (9) Pirates ~
LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (2/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Empress3005: Just say "Drew Pickles is Unswell!" three times in front of a mirror in the dark.
Empress3005: It's like a bloody mary, except instead of a bloody mary, it's a bloody anus.
yourslipisshowing: you would know
Empress3005: Jesus fuck, that was vulgar. XD
Lee558: I have been getting beat like a drum all night tonight. Maybe next I'll try cutting off my fingers to see how much fun that is! lol!
Empress3005: LOL WUT
yourslipisshowing: smash your nuts in a vise
Empress3005: Watch 2 girls one cup
yourslipisshowing: lol
Empress3005: No... I got a better one
Empress3005: Search for "Norm Summerton Poutine"
yourslipisshowing: lol
Empress3005: If you can stomach that, you can stomach anything.
yourslipisshowing: may pass
Empress3005: I was on Shrooms and closely psychoanalysing that guy. XD
Empress3005: 5000
Round 11 of 12
Empress3005: ...now THIS came to mind
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_PLHs24F3s
Cyber Ranger: OK, striking distance...
Empress3005: OMG. XD
Empress3005: I know exacty what you're aluding to! XD
Empress3005: And it happens to me, doesn't it? XD
Round 12 of 12
Empress3005: *Hopes to roll a 1 to blunder for the hillarious situation*
Empress3005: I'm a D&D character! XD
Empress3005: BAG
Empress3005: *Rolls a 20*
Lee558: gga
Empress3005: GG! Did surprisingly well for being a stoned anime boy.
Empress3005: RNJesus loves me! <3
Cyber Ranger: GGE, was fun - let's DO IT, AGAIN!!!
Empress3005: RNJesus' face is a bunch of fluctuating numbers
Empress3005: BAG
yourslipisshowing: nasty
yourslipisshowing: production duction
Empress3005: Don't think the tite is gonna save you.
Empress3005: Nope. 8D
yourslipisshowing: im tired/wasted
yourslipisshowing: gg
Empress3005: I love you darling!
Empress3005: PLEASE TELL ME YOU GET THAT REFERENCE
yourslipisshowing: nope
yourslipisshowing: what was it?
Cyber Ranger: WHOM, are you talking to???
yourslipisshowing: yep
Empress3005: LOL. It's a line from "The Room"
Game Over
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LandruBOT: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
LandruBOT: Empress3005 Bot Reputation now: 129
LandruBOT: Lee558 Bot Reputation now: 209
LandruBOT: Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation now: 2440
LandruBOT: yourslipisshowing Bot Reputation now: 8
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yourslipisshowing: GG! :) :) :)
Empress3005: One of those movies that's so bad ,it's good.
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