Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Rolf: I need to let these dogs out
Rolf: back in like 5 hopefully
mul0r: ok
Cyber Ranger: ...poor, simple-minded fucking cretin...
mul0r: geez
Cyber Ranger: SMK/listen, likely getting kicked - by DURR...
Empress3005: Kicked by DURRRRRR?
Empress3005: Like, a guy with a foamy beer mouth? "<
Empress3005: (''<)
mul0r: Mmm, Murphy's
Empress3005: Who kind of looked like a bird...
Cyber Ranger: Rolf's name - for, WHOTHEFUCKNOWS...
Empress3005: Same with blood and guts Murphy...
Empress3005: I mean, all that blood from those bleeding gums... It MUST have been like blood and guts
Empress3005: ...Reverend lovejoy was having a shroom trip.
Rolf: what is cyber talking about now
Empress3005: Nothing, Rolf. Just peace and love, man.
Rolf: go on then when you're ready, cyber
Empress3005: You know, with the weed, I sometimes feel like a therapist.
Rolf: nice
Empress3005: And Rofl, if I'm being objective here, you do kind of stand out a Sore Winner sometimes.
Rolf: oh
Rolf: anyway I have two dogs here tonight, one has the trots
Rolf: so whenever cyber is ready, the dogs have been out
Rolf: waiting on you
Empress3005: Not saying that to be hostile or put you down or anything. It's just how I see it as someone with no skin in the game.
Rolf: gl
mul0r: gl
Cyber Ranger: I WIN!!!
Round 1 of 12
Cyber Ranger: WOW!!!
Empress3005: Shit, I forgot I'm purpuuuuuuuuuuuuule
Empress3005: Oh, well, I'll just say I found the gravity suit! ^^
Empress3005: ...Implying you're insanely curious about my change of color?
Rolf: pretty sure everyone here is free to talk any talk they want to
Cyber Ranger: Hey, E - YOU'RE PURPLE...
Empress3005: Sure, but I'm talking more just as a matter of relating to others in a healthy way.
Rolf: pretty sure everyone here who chooses to identify as a therapist is free to engage with other people in any way they chooose.
Empress3005: Oh fuck fuck I'm really baked now
Rolf: it's all up to you
Cyber Ranger: OK, you HAVE BLUE BALLS!!!
Empress3005: LMFAO
Cyber Ranger: Hey mul0r
mul0r: hey CR
Empress3005: I HAVE BLUE BALLS
Empress3005: WUT XD
Empress3005: I AIN'T GOT NO BALLS
Empress3005: I keep thinking the blue is me talking and purple someone else.
Empress3005: ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET, THERE ARE OCEAN PLOTS
Round 2 of 12
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CVxRwNZM7E
Empress3005: "LET ME BE CLEAR"
Empress3005: "I AM OBAMA"
Empress3005: DO NOT COPY MY BUTT
Empress3005: A BLODDY ANUS
Empress3005: I ALL WRAPS BACK AROUND IN MYSTICAL WAYS
Empress3005: XD
Empress3005: JESUS CHRIST, I'MMMMMMMMMMM NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXD
Empress3005: BAG
mul0r: log clogger
Rolf: all I know right now is that I wish I had access to whatever you've got, Empress
Empress3005: Yes, farmers tend to clog toilets
Empress3005: *nods in agreement*
Round 3 of 12
Cyber Ranger: WOW!!!
mul0r: clogger logger
Cyber Ranger: POTATOES...
Empress3005: LOGS
Empress3005: ANAL LOGS
Rolf: not those, the weeed
Rolf: because clearly it's on a different level. BC bud?
Empress3005: If they make toilet paper out of the hemp, they CAN be anal logs!
Rolf: fair enough I guess
Cyber Ranger: NICE
Rolf: but I want the flowers you have access to, because capparently it is mind-distorting shut
mul0r: captain's log
Rolf: stardate today
mul0r: SS Empress
Empress3005: ROFL
Rolf: haha I know that ship
Empress3005: Are you high too? XD
Empress3005: You know you aaaaaare! ;)
Empress3005: OH SLAP MY BAG <3 <3 <3
Rolf: I mean if you could somehow share I would probably enjoy whatever you have
Empress3005: God damn, my brother, I would total share out of pure love, man! <3
Rolf: that would be great!
Round 4 of 12
Empress3005: Wait...
Empress3005: Mulor... Mr Mulor? Is that your name IRL?
mul0r: no sir
Rolf: I'm almost certain that is his real name
mul0r: arrr
Rolf: he was born to play mule
Empress3005: The mule is saying "Wiiiiiiiiiii would like to plaaaaaaaaay" in like a deep, growling way.
Empress3005: Like demonic.
Rolf: maybe his parents were huge fans, that would explain the name!
Empress3005: They're angry because MULE WAS NEVER MAINSTREAM
mul0r: too bad
Rolf: well I mean who knows. My parents chose to name me Rolf
Empress3005: I don't find that scenario entirely likely.
Rolf: so anything is possible
Rolf: Cyber's parents had the last name Ranger and named him Cyber
Rolf: I mean anything is possible
Cyber Ranger: LOL
Empress3005: Fuck. For a second, I thought I kicked my cat! :(
Empress3005: I didn't <3
Rolf: not Fluffy!
Rolf: she's too fluffy to kick
Empress3005: Yeah! :(
Cyber Ranger: Prob did, check...
Round 5 of 12
Empress3005: I didn't. It was the printer.
Empress3005: She's curled up beside me. ^^
Rolf: I've got two dogs here, and two cats, none of them are mine
Rolf: one dog within spitting distance, the other is in the kitchen 30 feet behind me, and the cats, who knows
Rolf: one is probably chasing that mouse
Rolf: the other is a hecker of a chonk at about 25 lbs, he's probably trying to sleep it off
Cyber Ranger: OK, Aca...
Empress3005: Well, look at that! I'm mule multiplying loaves of bread!
Empress3005: ...What if Jesus was just a debug of some sort?
Rolf: Pretty sure that's accurate
Rolf: well aren't we lucky! thanks mulor
Rolf: someone has to mine it
Empress3005: MY NAME IS SUCK SUCK
Rolf: are you going to dance
Empress3005: "My name is suck suck. It's a lewd dance video! XD"
Rolf: one girl, two suck?
Empress3005: It's Vladmir purin saying that. XD
Round 6 of 12
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdrI3Vh0zo
Empress3005: The title of this track sums up the nature of this game quite well.
Empress3005: Looks like we need little miss energy consumption! ^.^
Cyber Ranger: "Tite"le...
Empress3005: Huhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhh... huhuhuhuh... You said "tight"
Rolf: yeah yeah butthead, Tight!
Empress3005: MY NAME IS SUCK SUCK
Rolf: yeah it was like TIGHT, TIGHT! MhrmrmrmHRHrmrmrr!
Empress3005: LOL "BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD IS SATANIC"
CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.67%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(6.67%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(13.30%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(6.67%)
Empress3005: I GUARANTEE YOU SOME PASTOR SOMEWHERE SAID THAT. XD
Rolf: I need teepee for my bunghole
Round 7 of 12
mul0r: Mhrmmrhmmrhmmr
Rolf: Chenhezu
Empress3005: It's a POOPOO PIPE
mul0r: bark bark
Rolf: Ilrathi
mul0r: breath of fir
mul0r: hellfire
Rolf: Master
mul0r: release, release, release
Cyber Ranger: SMK brk @ sum...
Rolf: fighters
Rolf: yes sure
Rolf: I could use a break too
mul0r: launch, launch, launch
mul0r: me too
Cyber Ranger: Talk to E...
Cyber Ranger: Seams, in a "mood"...
Rolf: She's probably just already on a break
Empress3005: And by mood, you mean the munchies. XD
Rolf: take your break, I'll take a break
Rolf: exactly
Rolf: everyone gets a break!
Rolf: except mul0r
Rolf: he doesn't get a break. Release realease release fighters!
Empress3005: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Empress3005: Are you letting me win, or what?
Rolf: sure we are
Rolf: literally the other game I played in that one dorm room with my friends other than mule was star control
mul0r: so many hours
mul0r: me and my friends
Rolf: mule on the 64 and star control on a sega genesis
Rolf: same
Empress3005: PWAAAAAAAAAAAW
mul0r: sharing a keyboard
Empress3005: IS THE SOUND OF ASTRONAUTS PUKING
Empress3005: PWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
mul0r: syreen
Empress3005: I AM A PUKE
Rolf: that's right!
Rolf: Pwwaaaaawwwhhhaaaahhh
mul0r: lol
Rolf: and the astronauts would puke right out of the enemy ships
mul0r: perfection
mul0r: Syreen vs Ilwrath
Empress3005: THE ENEMY SHIPS BELONGED TO COLENEL SANDERS
Empress3005: WHO SAILED THE STARS IN HIS CELESTIAL BATTLESHIP
Rolf: was the ilwrath the one with butt reverse mode?
mul0r: eat my green paralysis
mul0r: oops
mul0r: brk
Rolf: crap oops
Rolf: if only we could take it back
mul0r: oops
Rolf: but cyber will wait for us
Empress3005: Well, you WOULD be green if you were in fusion mode.
mul0r: umm
Rolf: I got escited
mul0r: not Ilwrath
Rolf: thinking about the ilwrath with it's green beam and auto reverse mode
Rolf: it's been a while
Rolf: which was the one that had reverse butt scootering mode?
Empress3005: Green beam? Is this some MTG thing?
Rolf: star control
Rolf: oh I thought you knew once you talkied about the syreen and the puking astronauts
Rolf: never mind
Rolf: mul-r kn0ws th0
mul0r: Vux
Rolf: ahh
Rolf: the Kalgon
Empress3005: lol. I was actually being autistic there again. And when I watched the movie as a kid, I didn't give a DAMN about the story. I just laughed at random little bits in the background
mul0r: Choke on my clogging Vux
Empress3005: In this case, Apollo 13
Rolf: ruh ruh ruh
Empress3005: There's a scene where the astronauts are puking and one said "PWAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Empress3005: And then "A PTP A PTP A PTP
mul0r: ... so I can laser you
Rolf: yes
Rolf: I'll brb
Rolf: quick pee break
mul0r: same
Empress3005: Those were rotton lasers
Empress3005: WEE IN YOUR RESPECTIVE LAVRATORIES
Empress3005: FOR THE END IS NIGH
Empress3005: But ONLY for the bad in the world!
Empress3005: GOD HEALS ALL AND MAKES EVERYTHING RIGHT
Cyber Ranger: r
Empress3005: And then bakes a puffy, creamy cake <3
Empress3005: R
Rolf: 5
Rolf: err r
Empress3005: FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Cyber Ranger: ALL "r"???
Empress3005: R
mul0r: r
Rolf: wait
Rolf: yep
Rolf: r
Empress3005: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLE!
Cyber Ranger: `
Cyber Ranger: go
Empress3005: And by rumble, I mean earthquake
Round 8 of 12
Empress3005: Yes I'm R.
Rolf: that was good :)
Rolf: bot:probs
CCMuleBot01: Event Probabilites: Pirates(7.69%) Pests(23.10%) Radiation(7.69%) Acid Rain(15.40%) Sunspot Activity(7.69%) Meteor Strike(15.40%) Earthquake(15.40%) Fire(7.69%)
Rolf: oh yeah get ready to rrrrummmmmbleee!
Rolf: maker her pay
Empress3005: OH BOY BLUE MEAT
Rolf: yeah yeah
Rolf: I'm just here to get tenderized
Rolf: you guys and gals show me how it's done
Rolf: SS Empress you have one hell of a swath of land there
Rolf: very nice
Empress3005: "Our people admire your wide tracts of land"
Rolf: yes yess!
Rolf: My seester
Empress3005: That's actually a line from Spore, which made a reference to this game, which is ultimately how I found out about it.
Rolf: whoops I've had a few too many drinks
Rolf: stumbling into the PUB
Empress3005: We musn't stumble. We mustn't faulter.
Rolf: Oh I'm afraid I'm stumbling
Empress3005: I just imagine george W. Bush saying that. XD
Empress3005: WELL WELL WELL
Rolf: fool me once, you can't fool me again!
Rolf: I'm the decider!
Empress3005: That's us whizzing at urinals
Rolf: mission accomplished!
mul0r: !!
Cyber Ranger: Self-delusional...
Rolf: yeah he was
Empress3005: Ey, there you go! Prentending you're not bonding over watchig Empress me high! XD
Empress3005: *That was tactical^
Rolf: I understand
Rolf: and I admit, I confess, I'm Empressed
Round 9 of 12
Rolf: back off and I will leave room
Rolf: oh well too late
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V3larewcTo
Rolf: oops
Rolf: my mistake is your gain!
Cyber Ranger: No, just idiocy...
Empress3005: "Her heart belong's to tangerine"
Cyber Ranger: bot:playerevents
CCMuleBot01: Event Time Line: (2) Stop Worm Infestation [mul0r ] ~ (5) Mischievous Elves [mul0r ] ~ (6) Flying Cat Bugs [Rolf ] ~ (7) Artificial Dumbness [Rolf ] ~
Rolf: oh no, is CR on my case again?
Empress3005: bots:events
Empress3005: bot:events
CCMuleBot01: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Radiation ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Pirates ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Earthquake ~ (8) Fire ~ (9) Pests ~
CCMuleBot01: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (2/2) -
Cyber Ranger: WOW...
mul0r: f0ckin0re
Rolf: lol
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY
Rolf: bot:playerevents
CCMuleBot01: Event Time Line: (2) Stop Worm Infestation [mul0r ] ~ (5) Mischievous Elves [mul0r ] ~ (6) Flying Cat Bugs [Rolf ] ~ (7) Artificial Dumbness [Rolf ] ~ (9) Homeworld Package [Cyber Ranger ] ~
Rolf: damn
mul0r: aye
Empress3005: BAG
Empress3005: I don't know why you made this so easy for me. XD
Rolf: just 3 friends playing a game
Empress3005: Aw, I'm touched that you refer to me that way. :3
Round 10 of 12
Cyber Ranger: 3???
Rolf: oh four? Okay sure! 4
Empress3005: Heehee. I timed that just right! :3
Cyber Ranger: Nah, just checking...
Rolf: like I said, 3
Cyber Ranger: YOU'RE - nobody's FRIEND...
Rolf: oooooOOOoooOooOooohhh!
Rolf: like an Arilou
mul0r: `meep meep
Rolf: is that the ayEEEEEE!?
Empress3005: Why the hostility? I noticed that a lot in recent weeks.
mul0r: shofixti
Rolf: ah yes
Rolf: little foxes
mul0r: cute
Rolf: poor little fellers
Empress3005: No I controll the food. :3
Cyber Ranger: ...says, the - poor, little feller...
Rolf: it's a reference to the shofixti
mul0r: aiyeee!
Empress3005: Nope. I think that's just a coincidence.
Rolf: their power attack was self-destruction via atomic bomb
Empress3005: Maybe that was me from a past life.
mul0r: kamikaze
Empress3005: MY NAME IS SUCK SUCK
Empress3005: ...Suck suck
Empress3005: lol. That's gonna be an inside joke around here now. XD
Round 11 of 12
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
CCMuleBot01: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Radiation ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Pirates ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Earthquake ~ (8) Fire ~ (9) Pests ~ (10) Earthquake ~
CCMuleBot01: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (2/3) - Fire (2/2) -
Empress3005: Hope I'm not coming off as a sore winning. I just thought it was genuinely funny. XD
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72tHaw7Hxgs
Rolf: I have zero complaints about your chats, Empress
Empress3005: Yay! :3
Rolf: but I haven't followed any of those youtube links, I have enough issues just playing MULE
Empress3005: Shit, does weed make me like an idiot savant at mule?
Empress3005: I can't fiigure out how I'm this far ahead without you purposefully throwing the game.
Empress3005: Not that I mind, but that's what it feels like. XD
Rolf: I was hoping for backup
Rolf: my mistake, besided it was a terrible idea in the first place (of mine)
Rolf: call it bad ideas, you win?
mul0r: my bad
Rolf: not your fault, my faiult
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgZZRb_o-OM
Empress3005: OMG I SHOULD DO ONE ABOUT WEED.
mul0r: well
Empress3005: "I'm mr. Green Christmas, I'm more weed."
Round 12 of 12
Rolf: and the wosrt part about my dumb idea is there was never enough money to burn them all
Rolf: well maybe if... anyway
Cyber Ranger: ...pathetic...
Rolf: which part?
Cyber Ranger: ...all...
Rolf: well I mean you did find a dead moose-rat, bud!
Rolf: so you got that going for you
Empress3005: Fuck, these old claymation Christmas specials bring back memories.
Rolf: like the abominable snowman?
Empress3005: Yeah
Cyber Ranger: Oh well...
Rolf: oh well?
Cyber Ranger: Another game, any one???
Rolf: sure
mul0r: bed
Empress3005: I'm too baked.
Rolf: oh come on empress
Rolf: you got another round in ya :)
Rolf: gg
mul0r: gg
mul0r: fun playing guys
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CCMuleBot01: Rolf Bot Reputation now: 63
CCMuleBot01: mul0r Bot Reputation now: 15
CCMuleBot01: Cyber Ranger Bot Reputation now: 140
CCMuleBot01: Empress3005 Bot Reputation now: 116
Rolf: yeah we will have to do better next time with our errant ore strategy mulor :)
Score saved
mul0r: yes, indeed
Empress3005: Damn, GG guys
mul0r: will do
mul0r: :)