Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Leoloom visits
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Rolf: may I have purple?
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ballsucka: thanks for host rolf
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ballsucka: i love you
Rolf: works for me
MuleEtude: we uh
Rolf: you guys want to play like this?
MuleEtude: we play this game pretty idiosyncratically just fyi
Rolf: there are no bot commands
Rolf: that's okay
Leoloom: idk how to play
Rolf: just happy to play
MuleEtude: you'll remember quick leo
Rolf: ready when you are
Rolf: just ask for a break if you need one
ballsucka: this is my first time etude is teaching me
Rolf: okay?
Rolf: no worries
Leoloom: sure
Rolf: ask for a break before the summary if you need one
ballsucka: glhf
Rolf: then we can all not hit ready
Rolf: hf
Rolf: err have fun
Round 1 of 12
Leoloom: WHAT WAS THAT
Rolf: that was me assaying plots
Rolf: for crystite
ballsucka: oops
MuleEtude: So see
Rolf: no just place it once
Rolf: then leave it alone
ballsucka: yeah that was my bad
Rolf: no worries, no stress
Rolf: here to help provide a host so you guys can play, if that works for you
MuleEtude: yeah it's cool
ballsucka: I appreciate it
MuleEtude: these boys are laughing their butts off in vc dw
Rolf: if you release a mule on a plot that isn't yours it will run off
Rolf: I ... am okay with a 3 on 1...
Rolf: uhh
Rolf: just try to have fun, and if you are three on voice chat, work together
ballsucka: gotcha
Rolf: I'll try to hold up my end of things
MuleEtude: yeah I'm tryin' to corral 'em but they're bewildered.
MuleEtude: it's not really a three on one though
Leoloom: I have never played this before
Rolf: it's a game about unbridled capitalism
ballsucka: i love capitalism
Rolf: so ... yeah
Rolf: a team game?
Leoloom: stonks
Rolf: ready
Round 2 of 12
Rolf: listen to the pitch of the wampus
Rolf: the higher the pitch the higher it is on the map
Rolf: and the higher you should get ;)
Rolf: just like that
Rolf: see, we can all play and have fu
Rolf: fun
ballsucka: this is neat
Rolf: I don't have the cash to buy, or I might have
Rolf: I'll try to explain my motivations if I have time
Rolf: okay so I was holding back to sell to Leo
Rolf: if Leo wanted any, because generally speaking y oiu will need it
Rolf: so hang on just a sec
Rolf: before you click
Rolf: the last place person gets highest priority
Rolf: so ballsucka gets priority on plot choice
Rolf: I get last place
Rolf: okay?>
ballsucka: okok
Rolf: ready go
MuleEtude: very well
Round 3 of 12
Leoloom: capitalism
MuleEtude: leo loom has the leo luck :)
Rolf: pure unfettered capitalism
Rolf: but with a twist
Rolf: the first player usually gets a penalty every round
Rolf: and the last place players usuallky get a bonus
Rolf: because the author was some sort of twisted genius
Rolf: note: we are about to have a serious problem
Rolf: due to a lack of smithore
ballsucka: oh shit
MuleEtude: i gotcha covered bois
Rolf: and the earthquake didn't help that emergency to come
MuleEtude: charity...
Rolf: it requires 2 smithore to make one mule
Rolf: and the price of a mule for sale = 2 x the price of the sold ore
Rolf: so if ore sells for 230, mules are 460
Rolf: just keep that in mind moving forward. It's early in the game yet
Rolf: and don't forget energy
Round 4 of 12
Rolf: hey more tips
Rolf: okay?:"
Rolf: cluster your territories
Rolf: connected territories and all territories get a bonus at 3
Rolf: when they produce the same thing
Rolf: and all multples of 3
Rolf: so 3 connected ore or three connected energy or 3 total whatever the same --- get a bonus
Rolf: to their production
Rolf: 3, 6, 9, 12
Rolf: ...
Rolf: but connected only means horizontal and vertical, no diagonals
Leoloom: nice wungo pumb play
Round 5 of 12
Leoloom: imagine betting on kazingas
ballsucka: three legged I understand, but two??
Leoloom: might as well bet on wampus
Leoloom: at that point
ballsucka: facts
Rolf: I only bet on the three legged Kazingas
Rolf: (joke)
Rolf: so everyone just remember, everyone needs food and energy
ballsucka: MADE IYT
ballsucka: MAD SKILLZ
Leoloom: radioactive
MuleEtude: we're gonna die down here :)
Rolf: oh and it doesn't really matter to me
ballsucka: ballsucka neva dies, fool
Rolf: but it's nice to hit the action button during production
Rolf: makes it end when everyone clicks
Rolf: so ore
Rolf: it doesn't go above 230
Rolf: and anything above 50 spoils
Rolf: crystite doesn't go above 148 and same thing with 50
Rolf: food spols like a boss
Rolf: energy spoils less
Rolf: anything above one food surplus spoils 50 percent rounded down
Rolf: anything above 3 energy surplus spoils 25 percent rounded down
Rolf: so 4 surplus spoils 1
Round 6 of 12
ballsucka: thank you
Rolf: I know it is a lot of info
Rolf: also do not be afraid to overspend on land
Rolf: at least until about round 8 or so
Rolf: just don't spend more than 976 on round 1
Rolf: I mean more than 972
Rolf: don't spend 976
ballsucka: noted
Leoloom: why 976
ballsucka: me when i find a dead moose rat
Rolf: because a food mule costs 25 and you can get 100 from capturing the Wampus
Rolf: = 125
Rolf: so don't ever bid more than 972 for a plot sale on round 1 unless you are an expert
Leoloom: why
Rolf: if you bid 976 you won't have enough to buy a mule and a food attachment
Leoloom: oh
Rolf: you will be one dollar short
Leoloom: that makes sense
Leoloom: sorry I'm dumb
ballsucka: leoloom i don't want to kiss you
ballsucka: sorry wrong chat
Rolf: if you can catch the wampus
Rolf: no no no
Rolf: no no
Rolf: crystite will never sell for more than 148
Rolf: back off
Rolf: no no no no no no no
MuleEtude: real?
Rolf: real
MuleEtude: huh. thx.
Rolf: crystite always sells for less than 148
ballsucka: why\
Rolf: smithore always sells for less than 230
Rolf: just how the game is coded
Leoloom: thanks buddy
Rolf: food and energy can get way more out of control than the minerals
MuleEtude: fair prices only :)
Rolf: thanks
Rolf: I appreciate it
Rolf: I mean I'm trying to help here ;)
MuleEtude: no sweat. Yeah, I play too altruistically ;)
Round 7 of 12
Rolf: what I mean is that if we have two new players here, it is best to show them how to play but not be too mean
MuleEtude: also true
Rolf: it's a team game after all
Rolf: you know, a colony!
Leoloom: way to play a rolf ballsucka
ballsucka: thanks leoloser
Leoloom: XD
Rolf: lol
Rolf: playing a rolf
Rolf: nice
Leoloom: this is what happens when you forget to flush
Rolf: note how the first place player just got fucket
Rolf: plot loss hurts
ballsucka: noticed
Leoloom: I'm sorry for your loss muleetude
Leoloom: this game is kinda cool
Rolf: it's not a bad game
Rolf: and I appreciate you guys checking it out!!
ballsucka: sure beats spending time with the wife!!
Rolf: this is really the first time playing?
Rolf: for one or more of you?
ballsucka: is mine
MuleEtude: Yeah it is. Pal I know got me into it and these guys are part of the same little clan
Rolf: well thanks for checking it out!
ballsucka: np it's fun
Rolf: there are many toxic players here so just try to get past that
Rolf: if you play others
ballsucka: haha okay
Leoloom: this reminds me of the time I got married!
MuleEtude: guys... play it cool... lmao
ballsucka: haha, that's a mistake I won't make twice leoloom
Leoloom: thank you for not being toxic rolf
Rolf: you are welcome
ballsucka: My wife is a fkn battleaxe
Rolf: this is a game for friends to play
Leoloom: we like playing table top games
Rolf: you guys play axis and allies?
ballsucka: sometimes we larp
MuleEtude: closer to D&D type stuff (pretty fringe tho)
Leoloom: I'm rich!
ballsucka: no youre leoloom
Leoloom: oh yeah my bad, I forget that sometimes
ballsucka: ty
Rolf: 21 food will spoil 1
Rolf: just remember
Rolf: I mean 2
Rolf: 1 spoils 0
Leoloom: oh shoot
Rolf: 2 or 3 spols 1
Leoloom: so I should ahve sold it
Rolf: maybe
Leoloom: oops
Rolf: 3 energy spoils 1
Rolf: I mean 0
Rolf: 3 spoils 0
Rolf: 4 spols 1, 7 spoils 1
Rolf: for energy
Round 8 of 12
Rolf: to repeat, not that anyone asked, but smithore and crystite spoil 50% above 50 units
Leoloom: even the store?
Rolf: no
Leoloom: oh so we're okay then r ight
Rolf: anything you sell to the store never spoils
Rolf: unless there is a store fire
MuleEtude: (unless the store bur- yeah)
Rolf: which there are 2 chances for per game
Rolf: same as pirates, which steal all the crystite
Rolf: but if there is a store fire, all the stuff in the store burns
ballsucka: I HATE FIRE
Rolf: yes
Round 9 of 12
Rolf: your friend tricked you
Rolf: (in the last land auction)
Rolf: you guys want to play again after this? Rematch?
MuleEtude: mbe
Rolf: I'm happy to host again
Rolf: k
MuleEtude: those rascally pirats
Rolf: so I have to sell 19
Rolf: otherwise they would have just spoiled
Rolf: all of them I think
Rolf: I think I said 50% earlier but I think it's all of them
Rolf: what's a pirate's favorite letter?
Leoloom: q?
ballsucka: what
ballsucka: p?
Rolf: it's not arrr
Rolf: it's THE SEA
ballsucka: hahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhaahaaaaaa
MuleEtude: i dig it
Leoloom: I don't get it
ballsucka: pirates c food and eat it
Leoloom: oh I get it
Leoloom: because pirates are fat
ballsucka: like my wife
Leoloom: XD
Rolf: lol
Round 10 of 12
Rolf: the sea?
Rolf: C
Rolf: no?
MuleEtude: (i think they got it, lol)
Rolf: in this game it's Crystite
Rolf: ;)
Rolf: oic
Rolf: also no negative events will ever happen after round 11
Rolf: so that's nice
Leoloom: pirates should steal our loot
ballsucka: does me losing count as a negative event
Rolf: only for you
Rolf: pirates can still come for the next two rounds
Rolf: I mean negative player events or negative global effects
ballsucka: rolf i have a question
Rolf: shoot
ballsucka: what is your favorite animal
Rolf: humans
ballsucka: O.O
Leoloom: humans smell pretty good
ballsucka: mule told me man is the sweatiest game or something
ballsucka: mule etude
Rolf: yes that's a short story
Rolf: "man is the sweatiest animal
Rolf: it's all about deodorant
ballsucka: neat
Rolf: something about going to an island
ballsucka: yeah I heard about that it's a bunch of little boys and the fat one dies right
Rolf: and the more you smell the greater your chance that the psycho running the thing will shoot you
Rolf: I think so
Rolf: his house was made of sticks
ballsucka: more like made of stinks haha
Rolf: right?
MuleEtude: I thought that was a Roald Dahl title
Leoloom: of mice and men, right?
Rolf: anyway at the end, the evil bad man went down the chimney of his fat brother in the brick house
ballsucka: it's called ov micey men
Rolf: into the pot of turpentine over a fire I think
Rolf: it's a disney cartoon
ballsucka: i remember that
Leoloom: the greet gatby is pretty good too
Round 11 of 12
ballsucka: its a doggy dog world out there
Leoloom: *crickets chirp*
Rolf: I built my house of straw
Rolf: I built my house of sticks
ballsucka: I liked the log goodby by raymin chandlir
Leoloom: is that osha certified
Rolf: look out
Leoloom: *crickets chirp again*
Rolf: lol
Rolf: ol muleetude gonna take your girl and gone
Leoloom: I have no woman
Rolf: this is the first time I have ever seen a next to last round selling frenzy on plots
Rolf: take that for what it is worth
Leoloom: I'm guessing we're playing wrong
Leoloom: lol
Rolf: usually by this point you're pretty happy with what you've got
ballsucka: i wish I had no woman
Leoloom: look rolf, I'm gonna be honest with you, idk what I'm doing or what the goal is, I just like seeing the money move
ballsucka: my wife has been BUSTING my BALLS lately
MuleEtude: we kinda meme it up a little
Rolf: it will take a few games
Rolf: but round 11 plot sales are not the meta
Rolf: if I may use that word
MuleEtude: understandable.
ballsucka: you may
MuleEtude: however... funnye
Rolf: and I am not saying that I didn't try to win, but I did try to play the game in a way that everyone had fun
MuleEtude: @u@
ballsucka: i had fun
Rolf: if I had played all mean it would have been ... different
Leoloom: at least we survived
Rolf: and I'll play nice again if you guys want to play
Rolf: yes indeed
Leoloom: I'm gonna be real with you rolf, I don't think you were ever in danger of losing
Rolf: it's easy to not survive if everyone play crazy
Rolf: there's still a chance
Rolf: but I still played nice, right?
ballsucka: right
Rolf: I tried to play nice
ballsucka: you did
Leoloom: idk what it's like to play mean
Rolf: cause I am a nice guy
Rolf: I could show you
MuleEtude: The guy who got me into this thing has proposed to sub in for a second, Rolf. 'ppreciate the hosting.
Rolf: but I choose not to
ballsucka: you aren't like leoloom he's a reall a** hole
Rolf: are you going to play again?
Leoloom: we're unfortunately going to have to hop off after this
ballsucka: probably another night sometime
Rolf: okay I will show you how to play mean now
Rolf: because there was a fire
Rolf: oh wait I have no money
Rolf: shit
Leoloom: LOL
MuleEtude: lol
ballsucka: lol
Rolf: I will show you how to play nice now
ballsucka: hahaha
Leoloom: so kind
MuleEtude: how raucous!
ballsucka: ralph, youre a real nice guy, unlike my wife, who is a reall nasty w*man
Rolf: okay never mind I have money now
Rolf: I will show you how to play mean
Rolf: for ore
Leoloom: just like my wife
MuleEtude: my comrades need to chill, eh? always so ribald.
Leoloom: after the divorce
ballsucka: i'm not fkn bald stop calling me fkn bald
Leoloom: I
Leoloom: am not ribbed either
Rolf: oh never mind someone sold 22
Rolf: I can't show you now
ballsucka: leoloom you are actually bald
Leoloom: and you're ribbed
Leoloom: bl*cked
Rolf: if none of you had had the wits to sell I would have shown you
ballsucka: F*CK OFF
ballsucka: I'M NOT A CUCK
Rolf: what is your discord channel
Rolf: I'll join you assholes
MuleEtude: we uh
Rolf: you seem like a good crowd
MuleEtude: we use m*mble
Rolf: memble
Rolf: err meh
Rolf: mble
Rolf: member memble
Rolf: member?
Round 12 of 12
Rolf: sheesh my purple orange color blindness kicked in there
Rolf: oh well
Rolf: hey good game all
ballsucka: good game
Rolf: and if you guys were really playing your first games ever, I think you learned very quiclly
Rolf: and so you should all play with me again :)
Rolf: some other time if not now
Rolf: not you Etude
Rolf: you obvs aren't playing your first game
MuleEtude: aye, aye.
ballsucka: we'll hop on some other time if we see you
Leoloom: this was my f irst time
ballsucka: same
Leoloom: I think it was pretty cool
ballsucka: same
Leoloom: I like mule now
ballsucka: same
Rolf: was fun
Leoloom: I am now a better human being
ballsucka: same
Rolf: my goas is to play games with people in a way that will help them to appreciate the game
ballsucka: wait, I thought I was gonna win
Rolf: not to be a dick
Leoloom: how do you win btw
Rolf: even if I end up winning
Rolf: you gotta get gud
Rolf: it takes time
ballsucka: you should play the other way, leoloom loves dick
Leoloom: I mean what's the goal
Rolf: to win
Leoloom: you're not supposed to tell him that
ballsucka: sy
ballsucka: sry
Rolf: also the colony can do bad or good
ballsucka: Probably shouldn't have told my wife neither
Rolf: it's best when you win and also you retire in luxury estates
Rolf: below that is elegant estates
Rolf: below that is a good colony or whatever
Rolf: below that is ...
Rolf: then below that is barely survive
ballsucka: im honored we got to play with 248 on the leaderboard
Rolf: play with me again then
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
Rolf: you all had fun right?
Leoloom: I've never played with a top 248 in anything before
Rolf: if so that was my goal
MuleEtude: t'were fun, yes
ballsucka: another time for sure
Rolf: right on
Leoloom: gg
Rolf: see you all next time
Rolf: gg
ballsucka: gg
Leoloom: was fun
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