Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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Cyber Ranger visits

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Rolf visits

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Rolf: 5 mins

Rolf: wait for zsteelerman

Rolf: after that we can resume our duel

Rolf: nice win last time

Cyber Ranger: SMK/listen

Rolf: no snark

Cyber Ranger: TY

Rolf: you did good

Rolf: yw

Rolf: hey cyber ranger

Rolf: look man, I don't hate you

Rolf: I just want to make fun of you whenever you get all uppity

Rolf: and I'm sure you feel the same about me, though I reserve the right for you to hate me

Rolf: okay?

Rolf: okay.

Rolf: I really don't hate you though, you're just a jerk

Rolf: I can accept that

Rolf: and I will, therefore, make fun of you when you make fun of me

Rolf: it's a give and take situation

Cyber Ranger: bot:addai

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Cyber Ranger: OH WELL, no takers...

Cyber Ranger: LET'S GO...

Rolf: there's no body here

Round 1 of 12

Cyber Ranger: GL - HF!!!

Rolf: gl

Cyber Ranger: You're in the same time zone as I...

Rolf: yep

Rolf: it's 12:15 am

Cyber Ranger: Yep

Rolf: my birthday was on pearl harbor day

Rolf: you mised it

Rolf: err missed

Rolf: you could have at least said happy pearl harbor day to me

Cyber Ranger: Had I known..

Rolf: you big meanie

Rolf: well now you know

Round 2 of 12

Rolf: "The Final Countdown" is a good movie to watch on or about the 7th of december

Rolf: presumably you have seen it

Rolf: I mean I would hope so, right

Cyber Ranger: It's been a while...

Rolf: right

Rolf: it's all remastered now, and it looks great

Rolf: way better than when I first watched it at age 8 on pirated HBO

Rolf: or was I 7...it was 1980 or so

Cyber Ranger: If you're not paying attn

Rolf: it's been decades since I first saw it

Rolf: on pirated HBO

Cyber Ranger: ...to world politics - the final countdown - is coming...

Rolf: you're delusional

Rolf: you and all your trump voter friends

Rolf: you guys are all interested in what?

Rolf: a dictatorship?

Cyber Ranger: And, you - could be among the dead...

Rolf: not me high speed

Round 3 of 12

Rolf: again cervix puncher, are you threatening me?

Rolf: are you?

Cyber Ranger: NO, just being neighborly..

Rolf: because if you aren't shut the fuck up or I'm going to start documenting these threats

Rolf: okay then. Shut up your delusional mouth and stop threatening me

Rolf: or ...

Cyber Ranger: The world, not you...

Rolf: I dunno man

Rolf: great, just silence your crazy talk mouth

Rolf: that will be best for everyone

Rolf: please stop threatening me

Rolf: I'd really really really appreciate it

Cyber Ranger: k, bury your head - you'll be OK...

Rolf: and I'm sure if it ever comes down to it, the po po will be more interested in your threats than china

Rolf: so really, seriously

Rolf: just stop

Cyber Ranger: I'm not threatening YOU; trying to warn you...

Rolf: and don't talk "warnings" to anyone else either

Rolf: nobody wants to hear your unhinged threads

Rolf: threats

Rolf: it's unsettling, because clearlly you are not stable

Rolf: so when you start talking violence stuff it's not cool

Rolf: just play the game

Rolf: concentrate on mule, not threatening other citizens of the USA

Cyber Ranger: ok, no more...

Rolf: thank you

Rolf: I appreciate it

Cyber Ranger: After all - I'm NOT, a GENIUS...

Rolf: no kidding

Rolf: so keep your "thought processes" to yourself

Rolf: they are incorrect

Rolf: spreading delusions is like a bad STD

Rolf: which I'm sure you are familiar with if you have had soldiers to counsel

Round 4 of 12

Rolf: nice package!

Rolf: hang on I can't believe it

Rolf: you actually put in food?

Rolf: I ... I am speechless

Rolf: thank you

Rolf: did you just save the entire colony?

Cyber Ranger: ...don't THANK ME - you'll PAY FOR IT...

Rolf: ...

Rolf: I think you just saved the colony

Rolf: thiis is a once in a lifetime moment, forgive me my gushing of praise

Rolf: I would never have expected that from you

Rolf: I am legit impressed

Cyber Ranger: Nothing else to do - in that situation...

Rolf: speechless

Rolf: never mind adam had it

Rolf: you did nothing, I was out of my mind thinking I would give you praise for doing the right thing for once

Round 5 of 12

Rolf: forgive me my error

Rolf: you are trying to improve you game though

Rolf: I can tell

Rolf: and I do appreciate that

Cyber Ranger: My game - is...

Rolf: so there, appreciation

Cyber Ranger: YOU - don't influence it, regardless of your ego...

Rolf: correct

Rolf: only you can prevent forest fires, only YOU

Rolf: and you are working on your game and I am impressed

Rolf: you have played much better today

Rolf: it's as if you KNOW how to PLAY

Rolf: but usually you just FORGET that KNOWLEDGE and play like an ASS

Rolf: but today you have done BETTER

Rolf: so thank you

Rolf: it's nice to see

Cyber Ranger: And, only YOU - can actually ACCEPT the fact - that YOU, are a peon...

Rolf: I mock you on the regular, but is is nice to see that you actually have a clue about how to PLAY

Cyber Ranger: WHATEVER - DUDE...

Rolf: not a bunch of clues mind you, but a CLUE

Rolf: one clue

Rolf: maybe a half a clue

Rolf: but still, you show potential for learning

Rolf: and I'm a teacher

Cyber Ranger: ...to - noobs...

Rolf: so I naturally respond to students in need of basic instructions yes

Rolf: exactly!

Rolf: who play better than you

Rolf: so when you show up my instincts kick in

Cyber Ranger: ...which, is why I beat you - last game, huh???

Rolf: I just want to help people, especially when they are short on tactics

Rolf: yeah you got me last game, that is fair

Rolf: I can't dispute that

Round 6 of 12

Cyber Ranger: OH, cheated - you are; "Yoda"...

Rolf: I just want to help people

Rolf: I will help you learn to play

Rolf: just ask

Cyber Ranger: First - you must "LEARN", to HELP - yourself...

Rolf: DEAD onion said what

Rolf: WRONG

Rolf: that is the wrong move

Rolf: try harder

Cyber Ranger: How many highs - do YOU have???

Cyber Ranger: ...genius...

Rolf: doesn't matter

Cyber Ranger: ...of course - Democrat...

Rolf: whoops

Rolf: awwwww

Rolf: poor feller

Cyber Ranger: ...IGNORANCE - IS...

Rolf: is durrrr?

Cyber Ranger: YOUR term...

Rolf: absolutely

LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(13.30%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(0%)

Cyber Ranger: Still - means nothing, in life...

Rolf: gj firstie

Rolf: do you waht a break?

Cyber Ranger: next rnd

Rolf: ok

Round 7 of 12

Rolf: you do have a lot of territories

Cyber Ranger: 2, behind you...

Cyber Ranger: ...although - your's, aren't so "note-worthy"...

Rolf: no, I agree

Rolf: I don't usually concentrate on highs

Rolf: I mean if I am lucky, sure

Rolf: but my goal is connectors

Cyber Ranger: Yep, same-same...

Cyber Ranger: BRK - @ SUM...

Rolf: right, I'll remember

Rolf: break at summary

Rolf: I like that move

Rolf: I would have done the same

Rolf: with the tite that was pretty pretty strong

Cyber Ranger: You'd like to THINK you would've...

Rolf: lol guy

Rolf: look, I would have done the same

Rolf: pay attention

Rolf: you'll catch up

Rolf: lol

Rolf: okay see you in a few minutues

Rolf: did you like totally miss that?

Rolf: because it seems like you totally missed it

Rolf: as Kirk would say to Khan, you "keep missing the target"

Rolf: I even gave you one

Rolf: this is going to be fun --- for me

Cyber Ranger: r

Rolf: r

Cyber Ranger: Whatever, you choose - to believe...

Rolf: you go first, I don't trust you

Round 8 of 12

Rolf: well -- hey at least the bots are worse than we are

Rolf: oh but to circle back, you do realize that I can't have a bot server running without some effort, yes?

Rolf: it always seems like you just don't get that

Rolf: I literally do not have a spare PC running windows XP to run a bot host

Rolf: I hope you can understand that

Rolf: because every time you start bitching about my server you look like an idiot

Cyber Ranger: I only bitch about your host-bot, b/c it has no BOT COMMANDS - ONLY ISSUE...

Rolf: I literally can not provide those bot commands, because I have no bot

Rolf: do you understand that part?

Rolf: that's all I'm asking

Cyber Ranger: no, b/c I know it's possible....

Rolf: I don't have the software, nor a spare computer

Rolf: go talk to Chuck or something man

Rolf: it's not like flipping a switch

Rolf: it requires a dedicated computer or virtual computer

Cyber Ranger: Don't NEED one, according - to the powers that be...

Rolf: yes you do

Rolf: I don't have any spare computer, nor any room for a virtual machine running XP

Cyber Ranger: bot:events

LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Sunspot Activity ~ (2) Fire ~ (3) Earthquake ~ (4) Fire ~ (5) Acid Rain ~ (6) Pests ~ (7) Pests ~ (8) Radiation ~

LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (0/2) - Pests (2/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (2/2) -

Rolf: the fact that you don't get it is always sort of sad

Cyber Ranger: ...o...k...

Rolf: look guy, all I can do is host. You can do the same thing

Rolf: why are you overbuying food?

Cyber Ranger: So, I don't have to...

Cyber Ranger: And, I have $$...

Rolf: why are you overbuying energy

Round 9 of 12

Cyber Ranger: QUESTIONS???

Cyber Ranger: Just b/c YOU want things to happen - doesn't mean - they will...

Rolf: yeah I have questions

Rolf: do you want to improve your play?

Rolf: or keep on keeping on with this shitty shit that you usually do

Cyber Ranger: OK, who's "ahead", Me - or you???

Rolf: hard to say right now

Rolf: but based on how you play you will lose

Cyber Ranger: LOOK, @ the numbers...

Rolf: that's what I'm saying, "Major"

Cyber Ranger: ..."Sir", to you...

Rolf: bot:events

LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Sunspot Activity ~ (2) Fire ~ (3) Earthquake ~ (4) Fire ~ (5) Acid Rain ~ (6) Pests ~ (7) Pests ~ (8) Radiation ~ (9) Radiation ~

LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (0/2) - Pests (2/3) - Radiation (2/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (2/2) -

Rolf: nah

Rolf: I'd call you mark

Rolf: hey Mark, what's up

Rolf: because that's how I do

Cyber Ranger: ...ref, last/this game...

Rolf: look Mark

Rolf: you won one game in the past 3 weeks against me

Rolf: great job high speed

Cyber Ranger: No, I get it - you will too, in time...

Rolf: that isn't going to influence me to call you sir

Rolf: lol

Rolf: you ... I guess you think that's a winning move

Round 10 of 12

Cyber Ranger: OH, darn - I hate when that happens....

Rolf: I never had a problem telling officers how to manage things

Rolf: because I was a SME

Rolf: and when they asked me I would tell them

Rolf: so in your case, I will also tell you the facts

Rolf: try harder, get better

Cyber Ranger: I was a SSG, promoted to SFC - in OCS... Whatever...

Rolf: so amaze

Rolf: I probably messed up there

Rolf: distracted by your rantings

Rolf: which - again - are worthless

Rolf: you don't inspire me

Rolf: I will never call you "sir"

Rolf: maybe sarge

Rolf: that's it

Rolf: hey sarge! good luck

Rolf: or maybe just sarn

Cyber Ranger: "Sarge

Rolf: I said sarge

Cyber Ranger: ..."Sarge", is a tropical fish...

Rolf: sure

Rolf: is that fish called a cybrerranger?

Cyber Ranger: NO, it's Sargent...

Rolf: anyway as I said, best I'm calling you is sarge

Rolf: though you apparently never outranked me as an enlisted man

Rolf: but 'll still call you sarge

Cyber Ranger: Actually - Corporal, the best rank - I've ever held...

Rolf: tell you what, I'll call you big sarge

Rolf: never had that rank

Rolf: I came in as a specialist

Rolf: never had a lateral promotion to CPL

Cyber Ranger: I came in as a PV-1, graduated Ranger School - as a PV-2...

Round 11 of 12

Rolf: neat

Cyber Ranger: 355 days in the Army...

Rolf: I was never an E1, 2, or 3

Cyber Ranger: 2 days, prior to turning 19...

Rolf: and I was a sergeant within 18 months

Rolf: and an SSG right at the 4 year thing

Rolf: the real question is when I was going to OCS and I never did

Cyber Ranger: I was a SGT, @ 22 mo...

Rolf: I guess you did, so good for you

Rolf: nice\

Rolf: yep that could have happened for sure

Cyber Ranger: ...erg...

Rolf: YEAH YEAH

Rolf: are you going to keep me from getting nrg?

Rolf: I guess we will see

Rolf: your shitty ass position and you're going to try to ruin my game? go for it high speed

Cyber Ranger: ...you're NOTin a position - to do, ANYTHING...

Rolf: says the loser

Rolf: you're funny

Cyber Ranger: ...tick-tock...

Rolf: clueless! but funny

Cyber Ranger: QUESTIONS???

Rolf: did you think I need food, high speed?

Rolf: your shitty behavior is irrelevant

Rolf: loser

Rolf: you are funny, I will grant you that

Cyber Ranger: ...I'll stop, there...

Rolf: good? no, you are terrible

Round 12 of 12

Rolf: why do you think I need food, you moron?

Rolf: is it because of the TBI you suffered?

Rolf: or is your retardation due to some other issue?

Cyber Ranger: Another?

Rolf: because look, you are clueless

Rolf: sure

Rolf: I'll beat you atain

Cyber Ranger: No TBI...

Rolf: right, that's what she said

Rolf: maybe next time you will win, right?

Rolf: instead of coming in LAST

Rolf: aww a pity for you

Rolf: you do realize you are going to finish in 4th right?

Rolf: tick tock

Cyber Ranger: Tell me, after sum...

Rolf: if you don't realize that I ... I hope that you learn

Rolf: you will learn eventually

Rolf: so energy, much amaze, very wow!

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Rolf: lol

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Rolf: you idiot

Cyber Ranger: Well, fuck

Rolf: lol lol lol

Rolf: I told you over and over