Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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zsteelersman visits
zsteelersman joined the game in slot 1
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>
Rolf joined the game in slot 4
Rolf: there
Rolf: fucking finally
Rolf: so. I will play you with two bots
zsteelersman: we need rho and or empress
Rolf: rho will only play with 4
zsteelersman: are they out?
Cyber Ranger visits
Rolf: Empress stated that he is too stoned to play
zsteelersman: that sucks!!
Rolf: I agree
zsteelersman: rho will not play!!
zsteelersman: ??
Rolf: which leaves us with this guy
Rolf: not with cyber
Rolf: no
zsteelersman: not with bots either?
Rolf: nope
Cyber Ranger: FUCKING PUSSY...
Rolf: only 4 humans which are better than bots
Rolf: which is why he won't play with cyber
Rolf: I will allow cyber to play
zsteelersman: i like three and one bot better
Cyber Ranger: TALK SHIT - CAN'T BACK IT THE FUCK UP...
zsteelersman: than two bots though
Rolf: because he is so easy to beat
Rolf: sure, we can play two humans, one bot, and one less than bot
Rolf: what color do you want, worm?
Rolf: green>?
<B.I.L.L.> was kicked
Rolf: take it
Cyber Ranger: ...THEN, FUCKING BEAT ME - BITCH...
Rolf: wriggle on in
Cyber Ranger joined the game in slot 3
Round 1 of 12
zsteelersman: eat your heart out dudes
zsteelersman: yo yo!!!
Cyber Ranger: Save it - for REALITY...
zsteelersman: lets go!!!!
zsteelersman: rolf are you the guy who showed me the youtube magic chess guy?
Cyber Ranger: bot:lastassey
Cyber Ranger: bot:lastassay
zsteelersman: ooops no bot
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, just like fucking DICTATORS ENJOY...
Rolf: I don't have a bot server high speed
Rolf: so anyway when we beat cyber into last place for the finish that will be 3/3 for him finishing in 4th tonight
Cyber Ranger: CAN'T AFFORD TRUE INFORMATION - BEING SPREAD, to the masses...
Rolf: it's all on the website high speed
Cyber Ranger: What website?
Rolf: duh
Rolf: the planetmule website
Rolf: hero
Rolf: maybe the mental damage is deeper than I thought
Rolf: I thought you were just drunk
Cyber Ranger: The issuance of disinformation on Rolf's idiot host-bot???
Rolf: all the stats for my server are there
Cyber Ranger: ...relating to WHAT - exactly???
Rolf: every game played here, every chat log
Rolf: all of it
Round 2 of 12
Rolf: so shut up your face CR
Cyber Ranger: Dude - I always have that up; why is that important???
Rolf: I'm not the one mouth-spewing
Rolf: I'm just the host
Rolf: and I'm requesting that my guest, CR, shut the fuck up
Cyber Ranger: Yes, you are - always; however - I'm done responding...
Rolf: good. Thank you
Cyber Ranger: FUCK OFF, BITCH-WHINER...
Rolf: you said you were done talking
Rolf: pleaser make that reality ASAP
Cyber Ranger: I'LL FUCKING RESPOND AS I SEE FUCKING FIT... UNTIL YOUR ASS IS TOTALLY DEFEATED...
Cyber Ranger: KICK ME NOW...
Rolf: I know you will
Rolf: that always makes things extra
Cyber Ranger: SO FUCKING WEAK...
Cyber Ranger: SHOULD
Rolf: what are you even talking about now
Cyber Ranger: ..SHOULD'VE HELD-OFF, BOTH OF YOU...
Round 3 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Yet - I'm the STUPID one...
Rolf: nice
Rolf: thank you and you're welcome Zs
Rolf: works out for everyone
zsteelersman: not enough
Rolf: nah we're good
Cyber Ranger: 3" brain...
Rolf: better than a 3 inch winkie I guess
Cyber Ranger: Don't be tell'n on yerself...
Cyber Ranger: My wife's 18 yrs younger than I - for a couple of reasons...
Rolf: that is so cool for you
Rolf: I mean I am impressed!
Cyber Ranger: ...YES, yes - it is...
Rolf: did you bring her back to the US with you?
Cyber Ranger: LOL
Rolf: exactly
Rolf: or I mean was she shipped over?
zsteelersman: lol
Rolf: I'm not familiar with human trafficking
Cyber Ranger: Where'd you buy your wife?
Rolf: silicone dolls probably don't get anyone in trouble
Rolf: why would I get married?
Rolf: fuck that
Round 4 of 12
Rolf: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free\
Rolf: probably not something you're familiar with CR
Rolf: since I'm sure you always paid for it
Cyber Ranger: ...Really - b/c YOU REALLY NEED TO BUY THE MILK...
Rolf: I have never paid for it, high speed
Rolf: other than with mental anguish
Rolf: it probably would have been easier to just pay for it like you
zsteelersman: mgtow is in nowadays
Rolf: or get a silicone doll or whatever
zsteelersman: if you have not found a woman before modern era.....good luck!!
Rolf: Oh I found my share
Rolf: :)
Rolf: I'm good
Rolf: just ... uh ... never had to pay for it
Rolf: :)
Cyber Ranger: ...So, sympathy begging - doesn't count???
Rolf: LOL cr
Rolf: poor little guy
Rolf: I get it, you're just not set up like I am
Rolf: it happens, then you have to pay for it
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, thankfully...
Rolf: at least you accept it
Round 5 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Well, no there - conquistidor...
Cyber Ranger: OK, you have no concept - of reality...
Rolf: I just have a big dick, dude
Rolf: I don't know what else to say
Rolf: I dunno, find the lie
Cyber Ranger: ...so you - as always, say...
Rolf: I've actually never said that before
Rolf: I just am not married and can't be bothered
Rolf: it's a grower though, not a shower
Cyber Ranger: And - it prob goes LIMP - as soon as is "hard"...
Rolf: you probably don't understand
Rolf: you mean like now? When I'm in my 50's?
Rolf: sure dude
Cyber Ranger: Don't NEED to..
Rolf: my heyday was long ago
Rolf: okay viagra guy
Rolf: last place loser
Cyber Ranger: I'm NOT the one arguing...
Rolf: as usual
Rolf: you are the one talking on my server
Rolf: when I asked you to shut up
Rolf: so shut up
Rolf: and stop talking
Rolf: and play
Round 6 of 12
Cyber Ranger: FUCK OFF...
Rolf: loser
Rolf: you will lose
Cyber Ranger: NOT BY MY FUCKING CHOICE...
Rolf: and you have a tiny dick and you need to pay for sex
Rolf: and you bought your wife
Rolf: there I said it
Rolf: take that fucker
Rolf: fuck off, shut up
Rolf: like seriously though. Just shut up, for everyone mental health
Cyber Ranger: YOU needed to - to DEFEND YOUR tiny dick, and the fact - NO ONE WILL MARRY YOU...
Rolf: I know you are 100 percent disabled
Rolf: but leave us out of ut
Rolf: it
Rolf: I am simply teasing you with the trigger words you love
Rolf: wife, dick, big boobs, prostitutes
Cyber Ranger: ...ONLY - for my shoulders...
Rolf: the stuff you like talking about
Rolf: you like big dicks on your shoulders?
Rolf: well that's awkward, but okay guy
Cyber Ranger: Dude - YOU really NEED to talk to Aca; your head is SO SCREWED-THE-FUCK-UP...
Rolf: or should I call you buddy
Rolf: hey there cyber, bud
Rolf: how you doing pal?>
Rolf: you doing okay?
Rolf: 988
Rolf: mental health hotline
Rolf: I'm sure there's a VA number you can call
Rolf: Cyber Ranger is dreaming of not being in last
Cyber Ranger: Good job, boys...
Rolf: he's trying harder than usual
Rolf: I actually have to compliment you on trying harder than usual, you're doing better than I expected
Rolf: oh until you did that
Rolf: now it's same old stupid cyber rangayer
Rolf: so dumb, so stupid
Rolf: you're just such a bad player
Rolf: literally worse than the AI cyber ranger
Rolf: there is no worming around that
Cyber Ranger: Rolf - truly, why do you really need to project your ball-less fucking positions???
Rolf: are you taking a break high speed?
Round 7 of 12
Rolf: it's just that you are so terrible
Rolf: and you like to act like you have a huge dick energy thing
Rolf: but you come off like a little tiny worm dick
Cyber Ranger: Y'
Rolf: every time
Rolf: then you lose in 4th place
Rolf: every time
Rolf: yet the entire duration of the game you are all mouth
Rolf: you have a big fucking mouth
Cyber Ranger: Y'aknow - it pains me to "hold-off"...
Rolf: way more mouth than you can back up
Rolf: but maybe your male friends would suggest otherwise
Rolf: yeah CR can't hold off sucking cock
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, SMK brk @ sum...
Rolf: you suck
Cyber Ranger: Oh, baby...
Rolf: oh yeah, Cyber! Yeah!
Rolf: oh yeah baby!
Rolf: you suck dude
Rolf: get a grip
Rolf: anyway take your break to suck cigarettes
Rolf: I smoke too, but not cock
Cyber Ranger: Who's to verify?
Rolf: go smoke your thing
Rolf: go on you wanted the break
Cyber Ranger: WAIT..
Rolf: are you not taking it now?
Rolf: I know you want to gobble that knob
Rolf: so I'm going to give you a few minutes
Cyber Ranger: NO, waiting now is gooder...
Rolf: no you asked for it
Rolf: go take your fucking break
Rolf: I will be back in a few minutes
Rolf: make the most of your break
Cyber Ranger: Being a dick - would be NORMAL...
Rolf: back in 5
Rolf: take your fucking break that you asked for, idiot
Rolf: go, now
Cyber Ranger: r
zsteelersman: ok lets all shit upr
zsteelersman: r
zsteelersman: lol
zsteelersman: shut that is
zsteelersman: lol
zsteelersman: r
zsteelersman: ready
zsteelersman: now youve got rolf on the run
Rolf: r
Rolf: waiting on 2 r's
Rolf: r
zsteelersman: r
zsteelersman: r
Cyber Ranger: SCROLL the fuck up...
Rolf: are you ready
Rolf: 5
Rolf: 4
Rolf: 3
Rolf: 2
Round 8 of 12
Rolf: heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you've got Rolf on the run!
zsteelersman: 80s music
zsteelersman: da best
Rolf: lol at cyber
Rolf: you bet zs :)
Rolf: how do you like last place cyber
Rolf: I hope you like it
Round 9 of 12
Rolf: it got you that sweet sweet plot, I hope you make something of that advantage
Rolf: I already know zsteelerman will most likely win
Rolf: and I know who will lose
Rolf: the thing about zs is that he is better than I am
Rolf: so I am happy to lose to him
Round 10 of 12
Cyber Ranger: ...which - PROVES; YOU'RE FUCKING WEAKNESS...
Rolf: which durrs durr durrr durrr
Rolf: that's all i hear when you talk cr
Rolf: with echoes of "I'm a loser" while you talk
Rolf: sorry, "last place loser"
Rolf: that's what I meant
Cyber Ranger: ...and - why your words - mean nothing...
Round 11 of 12
Rolf: look in the mirror, high speed
Rolf: lol
Rolf: okay guy
Rolf: also thanks!
Cyber Ranger: Wow, just where - did you get that advice from???
Rolf: the advice that cyber ranger sucks?
Rolf: from playing cyber ranger
Rolf: that guy is the worst
Rolf: have you played him ever? He always loses in 4th
Round 12 of 12
Rolf: cyber ranger is a LOSER
Rolf: in all caps
Rolf: caps lock loser
Rolf: he is literally the worst player here
Rolf: but he always wants to play, so it's easy money
Rolf: if, and caps lock IF you can tolerate him
Rolf: which is a bit of a stretch for most people
Rolf: omg duh
Rolf: wow guy
Rolf: you're just so terrible, cyber ranger
Rolf: why don't you stop playing
Rolf: and spare everyone
Cyber Ranger: And - you???
zsteelersman: gg all
zsteelersman: get a hobby
Rolf: you're the one in last
Rolf: get a grip
Rolf: gg zsteelerman
zsteelersman: gg
Cyber Ranger: DOES IT REALLY FUCKING MATTER - WHERE I FINISH??? TRULY???
Game Over
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Score saved
Cyber Ranger: WHAT ABOUT YOU???
Rolf: cr you are such a dumbass, you need to face reality, fella. with your mouth you finished frst in your imagination
Rolf: CR is so dumb
Rolf: I want to write a song
Rolf: it will have this tune
Rolf: cyber ranger so dumb
Rolf: he is the worst
Rolf: cyber ranger, here is his song, he can't win a game
Cyber Ranger: IF YOU CHOOSE - I'LL GIVE YOU FACE-2-FACE REALITY...
Rolf: he's always in fourth
Rolf: because he sucks balls
Rolf: and has a huge mouth
Rolf: and never shuts it
Rolf: (tunes)
Rolf: you fucking idiot
Rolf: go away
zsteelersman left the game
Cyber Ranger: AND - LIKE ALWAYS - YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE SINGING THE FUCKING SONG...
zsteelersman was disconnected