Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Empress3005: bot:kick1
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PackerPower visits
mul0r: bot:kick 1
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mul0r: my ping will improve
Round 1 of 12
Empress3005: PINGAS
Cyber Ranger: GLE - HF!!!
mul0r: bot:kick siri
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Cyber Ranger: bot:pings
LandruBOT: Pings: Bot: 17ms (17ms) Cyber Ranger : 68ms (72ms) Empress3005 : 102ms (104ms) mul0r : 289ms (601ms) zsteelersman : 68ms (169ms) <S16> 204ms (204ms)
mul0r: bot:kick 6
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Cyber Ranger: bot:kick6
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siri was kicked
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyM1UGD8sqM
Empress3005: Also, I'm gonna be balls high in about 50 minutes or less.
Empress3005: Hopefully, I'll still be functional.
Cyber Ranger: TMI...
mul0r: you'll be fine
Cyber Ranger: FUCKED-UP map...
Empress3005: I just realized that the side of the wumpus cave looks a bit like a face.
Empress3005: I'm the ENERGY DICK. RRRRRRRRRRR
Cyber Ranger: Yes, you are...
Round 2 of 12
mul0r: sad
Empress3005: YOU FUCKER
mul0r: apple core
Empress3005: *convulses argrily*
Cyber Ranger: What did "I" do???
Empress3005: ARGRILY
Cyber Ranger: THAT looks like FUN...
Empress3005: R-R-R-R-RETURN THE PLOT. R-R-R-R-RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME. IT WILL BRING YOU GREAT DANGER.
Cyber Ranger: LOL
Round 3 of 12
Empress3005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut23WARAm7A
mul0r: bot:factor
LandruBOT: Smithore shop: 0, mules potentially available: 7, mules needed: 6. Smithore is decreased to 89%, Food shop: 0, total: 13, needed: 12. Food is decreased to 94%, Energy shop: 0, total: 9, needed: 9. Energy is increased to 100%
Empress3005: BAG
zsteelersman: bot:playerevents
LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (2) Lost Plot [Empress3005 ] ~ (2) Extra Plot [Cyber Ranger ] ~ (2) Best Built Mule [mul0r ] ~ (3) Tap Dancing Mule [Empress3005 ] ~
mul0r: bot:factor
LandruBOT: Smithore shop: 0, mules potentially available: 2, mules needed: 7. Smithore is increased to 250%, Food shop: 0, total: 25, needed: 12. Food is decreased to 61%, Energy shop: 0, total: 9, needed: 9. Energy is increased to 100%
Round 4 of 12
Empress3005: :3
Empress3005: Now your tactics are sensible, cyber! ;3
Round 5 of 12
Cyber Ranger: E, do you have "Man-titties"???
Empress3005: I mean, a bit. I'm kind of on the chonky side.
Cyber Ranger: Are you M/F?
Empress3005: M. And I "identity" as such.
Empress3005: Wait... That's redundant.
Cyber Ranger: Fuck "identify"...
mul0r: you're a man baby!
Empress3005: I mean, I'm biologically male and I see myself as such.
Empress3005: Gouge?
Empress3005: z, have you just given up?
Cyber Ranger: OK, redundant - agreed; useless fucking term; biological or not...
mul0r: game just getting started
Empress3005: Yeah, the whole "indentifying as" thing is pretty stupid. I mean, I kind of understand it, but for God sake, at least TRY to make a decent effort to pass before you start demanding the other pronouns.
Round 6 of 12
Empress3005: Yeah, I feel the gummies coming on. 8D
Empress3005: Why so sensitive, GUMZ?!!! >8D
Empress3005: Remember that listerine commercial where gingivitis says that? XD
mul0r: easy there cupcake
Empress3005: I AM a cupcake. 83
mul0r: no, you're high
Empress3005: That's what I meant! XD
Empress3005: This other time, I was looking for the Wumpus, and I said "Where are you wumpyyyyyyyy? <3"
Empress3005: Me right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bgs9OF8REM
Empress3005: Why did you wait so long? D:
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Computer takes over zsteelersman
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Empress3005: HE COULD NOT HANDLE THE MIND OF A MULE.
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Round 7 of 12
Empress3005: ...The plots are homosexual...
mul0r: why. are you gay?
Empress3005: lol. no. I love women.
mul0r: naturally
Empress3005: And even though I'm not trans, I sometimes really wish I could experience being a girl. Having the body of one, of course, but also kind of living life as a girl. Though, I don't think much would change there. I'd basically do all the stuff I now. But, I sommetimes think it would feel nice just to
Empress3005: go out in a cute, femenine outfit.
Cyber Ranger: ...live life - as you need to...
Empress3005: I've never really been in to makeup. As an aesthetic, I mean. Same with fake nails and stuff. I've always liked more wholesome, really old-fashioned sort of girls.
Round 8 of 12
Empress3005: EVEN WHILE HIGH, YOU CAN'T TRICK THE GRUNTMASTER
Cyber Ranger: Uh, whom - is that?
Cyber Ranger: ..."GRUNTMASTER"???
Empress3005: It's the name of an excersize machine that Dilbert's company is trying to engineer.
mul0r: don't ask
Empress3005: And for some reason, when I think of that word as applied to a human, Dilbert's pointy haired boss came to mind. XD
mul0r: brah
Empress3005: I CAUGHT ZEE VUMPUS
Empress3005: ...LOOOOOOOOOOL
Empress3005: Thank you, RNGesus
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Empress3005: Nooooooooooo, don't go :(
Cyber Ranger: don't type
mul0r was disconnected
Computer takes over mul0r
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LandruBOT: mul0r Bot Reputation now: 44
Empress3005: Sorry, I think it's my fault. Me and mulor's computer are telepathically bonded.
Cyber Ranger: OH well
Empress3005: And my weed is making his replace his thought processes with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
Cyber Ranger: E, you and I have mutual - personal/sexual issues...
Empress3005: ...What, you serious?
Cyber Ranger: Y
Empress3005: Damn... Wasn't expecting that kind of vulnerability from you right now.
Empress3005: I'm actually kind of touched.
Cyber Ranger: I've expressed the same - to different players, over time...
Cyber Ranger: go
Empress3005: r
Cyber Ranger: r
Round 9 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Just not - in a specific manner...
Empress3005: So, do you mean the part about just wanting to be a girl and dress up cute and whatnot?
Cyber Ranger: I plan on going semi-drag to a cum-joint adult theater; soon - now that golf, is over for a while...
Empress3005: Ah, that's cool. 8D
Empress3005: And don't worry, I won't repeat this to anyone.
Cyber Ranger: Well, anyone with a brain - can read it via the PlanetMule site...
Cyber Ranger: I truly LOVE TO SUCK COCK, SWALLOW CUM - AND GET FUCKED, BY MULTIPLE MEN...
Cyber Ranger: I LIVE TO GET DP'D...
Cyber Ranger: I'M ACTUALLY BEYOND CARING WHOM KNOWS...
Cyber Ranger: OTHER THAN - a true public outing...
Empress3005: With the ALLCAPS, it's honestly hard to tell if you're not just trolling me and trying to make my high funnier. Not that I'm making fun of you if you're being sincere.
Cyber Ranger: No - the emphasis is warranted...
Empress3005: It's just, you're just not the kind of guy I picture as being like that. Then again, there's Norm Summerton, so I shouldn't be too surprised. Still, this feels like I'm reading the beginning of a Yaoi fanfic of my life. XD
Empress3005: Like, something a 14 year old girl wrote.
Cyber Ranger: mwm_4_bb_tops@yahoo.com
Cyber Ranger: email me, we can chat...
Cyber Ranger: r
Empress3005: FUCKING CHRIST, IT'S A YAOI FANFIC. But I will still e-mail you later if I remember.
Cyber Ranger: Truly; it'd be good to have another friend here...
Cyber Ranger: Maintain - my MACHO image I must...
Empress3005: OMG... This feels like our fire emblem A support. XD
Cyber Ranger: It's actually the MAN I am - in all ways, except SEXUAL...
Empress3005: lol. I just pictured Yoda saying that.
Cyber Ranger: MY WIFE KNOWS/SUPPORTS...
Empress3005: Ah. I kind of figured she did.
Cyber Ranger: r/
Empress3005: r
Cyber Ranger: go
Round 10 of 12
Cyber Ranger: She loves BBc...
Cyber Ranger: Well, so do I...
Cyber Ranger: ...BBC...
Empress3005: But yeah, for me, I have no sexual desire for men. I mean, I can adire and respect the masculine form in a platonic way, but for me, it's just not an object of sexual excitement. Except sometimes myself. But I guess part of it is wondering what it would be like to be physically absent from the
Cyber Ranger: Ever had your cock sucked?
Cyber Ranger: Woman or man?
Cyber Ranger: It's the same...
Empress3005: masculine. I don't have body hismorphia, FYI. I'm comfortable in my body (minus the weight)
Cyber Ranger: How would YOU like to BE enjoyed?
Cyber Ranger: TAKEN, FORCED - OR, just let whatever happen, happen
Empress3005: By a woman. Sorry, but a man there just... no... If my head's not in it, I can't get off.
Empress3005: And by head, I mean brain. O_O
Cyber Ranger: Understandable...
Empress3005: Like, I just love women. The feminine form is so beautiful and sacred.
Cyber Ranger: I've "known", since I was 8 - that there was something about my ass being tickled - that I liked...
Round 11 of 12
Empress3005: I mean, the masculine is too, in it's own way. But I mean just the concept of femeninity itself. Something that it and only it can ever be.
Cyber Ranger: Took my first BBC - when I was 19... 10 3/4 x 9; yeah - it was a MONSTER...
Empress3005: And that's not just in a sexual way. I've...Shit, I've lost my train of thought. DX
Cyber Ranger: The cockhead - was a full 1/3 LARGER than the shaft...
Empress3005: Oh, right, I remember. Since I started weed (Which is, itself, female)(look it up) I've come to believe in God again. But even before then, I found that the idea of God being a beautiful young woman made it so much easier to relate with.
Cyber Ranger: Why - would weed, take you to God?
Cyber Ranger: Too much reflectivity???
Empress3005: Huh? What do you mean?
Empress3005: *Looks at energy* Oh, shit, I forgot about that.
Cyber Ranger: You said "back" to God; must be from whence you started...
Empress3005: Yeah, I ended up leaving Christianity at least because I was becoming increasingly troubled my problems I was finding in my theology, as well as my own life.
Round 12 of 12
Empress3005: I.E. Being cyblerbullied a bunch. I was 16 at the time. It was a very beautiful and exciting time, but also a very troubled and depressing time.
Empress3005: But the biggest issue in the faith was the idea that there was no eros of any kind of procreation. The idea just felt like it was just violating the deepenst part of my very being.
Cyber Ranger: Perfectly natural - as Christianity, is fiction-based displaced UFOlogy; i.e. Ezekiels wheel...
Empress3005: No eros or procreation in heaven, that is.
Cyber Ranger: Nope...
Cyber Ranger: Seeded by "Aliens"...
Cyber Ranger: Or, at the very least - changed...
Cyber Ranger: Religion - is "MAN-MADE"...
Empress3005: Under the surface, I feel like it was just that the divine femenine is so sacred, that it reaches down into the depths of the soul to make us constantly aware of her sacredness.
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Empress3005: Shit, GG cyber.
Cyber Ranger: THAT's actually a very nice covenant...