Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Cyber Ranger: smk...
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Rolf: you want to smoke first?
Rolf: I sort of do
Cyber Ranger: Yes
Rolf: fine, see you back here in a few
Rolf: so, are you 100% P+T?
Rolf: and if not, why not? Were you never in a war zone, receiving imminent danger pay?
Rolf: Personally I have never been to the VA until about a month and a half ago, I just got started on this BS
Rolf: 10 years out, going to the VA like a leg
Rolf: kicking rocks like a dirty nasty leg
Cyber Ranger: So, $50 - or not???
Rolf: nope
Rolf: we can bet notionally if you like
Rolf: but your memory is claimed to not be so good
Cyber Ranger: What's the point?
Round 1 of 12
Rolf: you can stop losing?
Rolf: so but seriously, what's your rating
Rolf: ?
Cyber Ranger: Look it up....
Rolf: your disability rating with the VA silly
Rolf: your rating in the game is as bad as mine, if not worse
Rolf: I don't have any access to military / VA records
Rolf: are you 100%?
Rolf: if not, why not?
Cyber Ranger: You broke the bots...
Rolf: I didn't do shit
Rolf: the bots just suck
Rolf: and now we subjugate them
Rolf: so what's your VA rating?
Cyber Ranger: 100
Rolf: I hope to get there
Rolf: I'm at never been to see em now
Rolf: if you have any advice I'm all ears
Rolf: seriously
Rolf: I mean other than everything above my neck
Rolf: which is probably at least 50
Rolf: also also, I'm sure you deserve the 100
Cyber Ranger: No advice - only experience...
Rolf: yeah same
Rolf: I've written buddy statements
Round 2 of 12
Rolf: and experienced things that I could request buddy statements for!
Rolf: but if you have no advice, and are at 100%, I guess we have nothing further to talk about
Rolf: were you ever in a war zone?
Rolf: I mean I sure was
Rolf: tough guy
Cyber Ranger: You're a GENIUS - figure it out....
Rolf: based on your alleged date of entry and adding 20 years I would say no, you never were
Rolf: you might have pulled guard duty for some SF, since you were a ranger
Rolf: me, I did a full 2 years on two tours in the middle east
Rolf: but yeah it was on mere FOB's
Cyber Ranger: WHATEVER you need to believe...
Rolf: exactly so
Rolf: maybe you were an instructor or whatever
Rolf: but never went into a combat zone
Cyber Ranger: I was that...
Rolf: I believe you
Cyber Ranger: Did that..
Rolf: what, Grenada?
Round 3 of 12
Rolf: Panama?
Cyber Ranger: PGW
Cyber Ranger: Mech Plt Ldr - WSRO...
Rolf: so same as me, but earlier
Rolf: the 1991 one?
Cyber Ranger: PGW - only one...
Rolf: so the 1991 one
Rolf: good for you, you did more than 20 years
Rolf: nice
Rolf: at least you got your 100%
Cyber Ranger: Also had (2) 4-duece Mortar Plts...
Cyber Ranger: 29 yrs, 10 mo....
Rolf: jesus man, that's 5 times more than I did
Rolf: 6 years, 4 months terminal leave
Cyber Ranger: 10 yrs Enlisted
Rolf: yeah like I said 6 total, was a SSG at 4 years on the dot
Rolf: oh well
Rolf: you're some sort of wild mustang, I guess
Cyber Ranger: Yep
Rolf: should probably have just gone warrent
Cyber Ranger: Never tamed...
Rolf: warrant I mean
Cyber Ranger: I did, was accepted to the Warrant Flight program - chose "The Old Guard", instead... got laid 8 days a week...
Round 4 of 12
Rolf: nice
Rolf: so you went to WOCS as a flight dude?
Rolf: then got a commission?
Rolf: I mean I had a CO who was enlisted, then went warrant for flight, then got a commission, and eventually became at least a Major
Rolf: he started as an MP I think
Cyber Ranger: Nope, TOG... You ask too many questions...
Rolf: you don't have the answers is the problem
Rolf: you never have enough answers
Rolf: it's always handwaving
Cyber Ranger: I have the answers - why do you need them???
Cyber Ranger: I lived my career, you didn't...
Rolf: because I don't believe you :)
Cyber Ranger: Who cares???
Rolf: it's silly to pretend, I agree.
Rolf: so, I mean -- stop
Round 5 of 12
Cyber Ranger: You ask - I'll answer...
Cyber Ranger: I DEP-enlisted for the 2nd Ranger Bn; I graduated Ranger School - as a PV-2, w/ 355 days in the Army, 2 days prior - to my 19th B-day...
Cyber Ranger: Shortest-ever...
Cyber Ranger: ...on record...
Round 6 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Smk brk @ sum...
Rolf: sure
Rolf: I used to roll all the cigarettes for the smoke breaks at airborne school
Rolf: you're so old that when you went, there wasn't some painted circle way off where you could smoke
Rolf: okd ass non-leg ranger!
Cyber Ranger: I was in the Gig-pit...
Rolf: as for the rangers, when I got done with airborne, then came and invited us, and I volunteered
Rolf: but they didn't have any use for my MOS
Rolf: later I went to SFAS but I washed out right before team week
Rolf: whoops
Rolf: I didn't quit though
Rolf: and I didn't get washed out by the psych exams
Cyber Ranger: I re-upped for SF, engineer SGT; however - wnen I got there - in Feb '85, they were full - I got stuck w/ commo Sgt; failed - even though I was top-3 in my class...
Cyber Ranger: ...couldn't hear the code...
Cyber Ranger: So, they offered me to be a Ranger Instructor @ Benning...
Round 7 of 12
Rolf: that's fair, I guess, right?
Rolf: I washed out of SFAS because I was too slow, and sucked at the STAR course
Rolf: so there
Rolf: I mean I was pretty good at land nav, but I was at that point I think 36
Rolf: I mean I made it through anti-leg school a year earlier
Cyber Ranger: I got 30 jumps @ the Rgr Bn; I got 85 as a Rgr Instr...
Rolf: jesus that's a lot
Rolf: so that's 90 percent per knee then
Rolf: for what like 95 percent
Cyber Ranger: Don't go there...
Rolf: then the extra 100 percent for your brain and poof, you're at 100%
Rolf: I'm teasing you
Cyber Ranger: Not giving you a formula to equvicake...
Rolf: but that's a lot of jumps for two knees
Rolf: Oh the formula sucks
Rolf: but as I say, that's a lot of jumps
Rolf: plus when you did the whole three points of contact thing
Rolf: feet, ass heat
Rolf: head
Rolf: those TBI's add up
Cyber Ranger: There IS no formula - it's experiences; that can be verified - nothing more/less...
Rolf: as I can plainly see from playing you in MULE, hahaha, hahaha, get it
Cyber Ranger: MEDICAL RECORDS...
Round 8 of 12
Rolf: yep
Rolf: how about this one
Rolf: ready?
Rolf: They let me in with a heart murmur -- tricuspid valve disfunction
Rolf: then I got pitting edema in basic
Rolf: pretty sweet huh?
Cyber Ranger: OK - SMK BRK, this sum; keep forgetting...
Rolf: then I became mister PT stud with my enlarged heart, which showed up on every EKG
Rolf: do the smoke break
Rolf: but the US army just re-does EKG's until they become more normal. I needed one annually because of my job
Rolf: flight physical
Rolf: plus one for airborne, air assault, and pathfinder
Rolf: but when that shit came up abnormal, it was -- every time -- retest, try holding your breath or whatever
Rolf: so we can get that whole heart thing normal
Rolf: remember your smoke break
Rolf: -----------------------------
Rolf: remember
Cyber Ranger: Yeah, had one r
Rolf: r
Cyber Ranger: r
Round 9 of 12
Round 10 of 12
Round 11 of 12
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
Rolf: bot: it is going to be round 12, who cares
Rolf: are you going to lose to the bot?
Rolf: why
Rolf: why did you buy food?
Cyber Ranger: Y ask Y?
Rolf: drink bud dry?
Round 12 of 12
Rolf: well good game, I guess!
Cyber Ranger: Same
Rolf: yep
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Rolf: minimums
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