You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computer players are allowed.
salty visits
salty joined the game in slot 1
DandyDan visits
tedrick111: If my buddy doesn't show up you are in Salty.
Chang visits
salty: ok
DandyDan: is this a private game?
Chang joined the game in slot 2
chas visits
chas joined the game in slot 3
DandyDan joined the game in slot 4
DandyDan was kicked
DandyDan visits
Paladinian visits
tedrick111 joined the game in slot 4
salty: is this one prifate
chas: weeeee kneeesssss
DandyDan: ya know I asked before joining
Chang: Whats up man
salty: dandy yes private
tedrick111: Dandy it's cool. Just not hosting without playing :)
DandyDan: well duh
DandyDan left the game
tedrick111: Salty press [space]
chas: salty = bob?
Chang: I hope so
tedrick111: Bob's bcoff12
Paladinian left the game
salty: no its me
tedrick111: hehe
chas: lol
tedrick111: darn
salty: really i'm bob or whatver
tedrick111: rofl
salty: crap i forget what is button
tedrick111: Click settin
tedrick111: neverm
chas: then press ur friggin button
tedrick111: Just prepare to lose.
chas: a plot?
Round 1 of 12
tedrick111: Freakin connection keeps quitting half way through download of ISO
salty: is that the shaft food plot
Chang: I'm trying a new strategery
salty: lol
tedrick111: We ain't doin the shitore thing this game. I will squash it.
tedrick111: Hard.
tedrick111: core.
chas: whats ur pings
chas: this is crawling
tedrick111: 9ms
salty: 88
salty: i'm on hick.net
tedrick111: It's Chang. He's getting spyWarez.
Chang: Sorry I've been torrenting for the past 3 days
Chang: I guess they're still trying to connect to arrest me
salty: bonzoids blow
salty: chang do you run some sort of RIAA blocker?
tedrick111: Oh thats it
Chang: No I download Japanese stuff mostly
Chang: But I'm on a private tracker for reddit
salty: oh ok
Chang: Which is reasonably safe
tedrick111: That thing's gettin cracked wide open.
salty: dammit
tedrick111: YES YES YES!!!
Chang: IN a couple of weeks yes
tedrick111: MFer
tedrick111: I'll play your little game cheese whiz
tedrick111: Protip: Press your button at the beginning of production to skip watching dots on the screen for an hour.
tedrick111: Protip: Wompus won't appear on owned plots.
tedrick111: Sorry Bob, no finding him at Birch.
Chang: :-)
Chang: I wonder if AT&T throttle me for real
tedrick111: Dude AT&T considers you just a nipple to suckle until they don't need you anymore.
Round 2 of 12
tedrick111: rofl
tedrick111: Chas you should buy it.
chas: DO NOT
chas: GOOONS
chas: mules are now 250
tedrick111: hmmm bob makes first mistake of the game
tedrick111: 230
tedrick111: It tops out at 230 here
salty: ted 550 for that plot was first mistake
salty: my energy requirements are set
tedrick111: forgot to outfit. I'm a MORON
tedrick111: Ted quote to chas just now: "This game might be the best thing that happened this decade... and it just started!"
tedrick111: PROTIP
chas: dick bob
Chang: buttholio
tedrick111: mmk come on guys
Chang: You guys are like Bernanke - can't leave the mule market alone
tedrick111: Kiss smithie collusion goodbye NEXT TURN
tedrick111: Notice: Ted doesn't dork people (except Chas)
Round 3 of 12
salty: ted three mtn plot by store
salty: made the call
tedrick111: aug nooo smithore
chas: even though u guys r weeeeeenies
chas: wampus only appears on unclaimed plots
Chang: I was looking at Bob's cash and though it was mine
Chang: That's why I didn't do energy
tedrick111: left middle
Chang: Doh!
Chang: I went humping wunting for nutting
Chang: Man I gotta reboot my crappy DSL box
Chang: My ping blows
tedrick111: noooo
tedrick111: It'll disconnect yu
tedrick111: you
Chang: k later then
salty: chang mine is 95
Chang: Mine is usually really low
tedrick111: planetquake
tedrick111: to aid and abet chas
Chang: But I don't usually torrent this much so fast
Chang: grabbed about 35 GB
Chang: Since Sunday
Chang: eyebrows just raised about an inch
Round 4 of 12
salty: i'll sit this one out
Chang: that's jive
Chang: And the put a tube up your wang
salty: what the hell i didn't even see the wompass
Chang: gotta be lag
tedrick111: No way isn't it local?
tedrick111: It just gave you the $1200 hookup
Chang: I dunno - that plot is baltic avenue
salty: heh, i just played that on Saturday
tedrick111: Hey if we wait till last to grab that last mountain close to the pub we can all get easy wompus hookup
Chang: they should change that rule
Chang: too easy
tedrick111: hmmm someone's lights are still on charles.
tedrick111: I can't believe I've been reduced to a smithore whore
tedrick111: Oh the elegant estates I could've built you people.
Chang: we gotta get it together this colony blows
Chang: screw this
tedrick111: Bob you rock
Chang: 196 for freaking energy
tedrick111: I'll have mules for you next month
Chang: god this is worse than my last loss
Round 5 of 12
tedrick111: The new birch
tedrick111: hehe maybe not
Chang: lol
Chang: sell me that food plot
Chang: do you need energy to make energy?
Chang: cause my plot had a lightning bolt on energy
salty: oops
salty: timing error
salty: and I didn't want smithore on that one plot!
tedrick111: Dude make energy
tedrick111: I'll pay a shitload
tedrick111: $230 a unit no joke
Chang: What does that mean
tedrick111: Sunspot activity?
tedrick111: Extra energon
Chang: energy at 0%
salty: he knows that
Chang: Is that only for me?
Chang: This UI needs some work
tedrick111: ahh glad that's over.
tedrick111: It's like playing civ2 the first time
Chang: I can't tell what is a global message and what is local
tedrick111: It's the same stuff but you're like wtf
tedrick111: gd our colony total chas
tedrick111: He is not a team player.
tedrick111: Some day I'll have competition
Round 6 of 12
salty: yeah this part of the UI is crap
tedrick111: Not a big fan of this exploit
tedrick111: rofl
tedrick111: Just to spite dickhead
salty: lmao
Chang: You just bought Boardwalk with 2 Bellagio's on it
salty: hah!
Chang: Can people observe?
tedrick111: If they get in beforehand
Chang: Andy just jumped onto im
salty: at the beginning, but not once it starts
tedrick111: Chang go!
salty: nice graphic
tedrick111: Bob press button
tedrick111: Ohio Tedison
salty: this is smithy not energon
Chang: Will it sell faster if my ping didn't bite?
tedrick111: Couple more grand and I can buy chas's next extortion plot
salty: heh
Chang: w
Chang: t
Chang: f
Round 7 of 12
tedrick111: *sigh*
tedrick111: Bonzoid wants it so bad
salty: chas that's good enough
salty: please stop
tedrick111: Ok you win... the contest of being the biggest douche
Chang: Wait no come back
salty: ted after you are done dominating let me know if you are on the Q
Chang: I think he's done messin with food
tedrick111: Q's warmed up but I'm on laptop.
tedrick111: It's about to start ripping movies.
salty: crapy thought i had a plot down there
tedrick111: That's my biggest beef with this UI... no time to look at the map.
tedrick111: I get ADD trying
tedrick111: Next would be seeing chat while in fullscreen. I can't see the wompus for crap at 1920x1200
tedrick111: Button
Chang: definite - chat
tedrick111: Press button
tedrick111: I hit f5 right before I take my turn
Chang: I accidentally turned on the blind people screen reader and had to listen to wopr for like 10 minutes
Chang: until I figured out how to shut it off
tedrick111: hehe
Round 8 of 12
tedrick111: All too easy.
Chang: Guess it would help to check my atm first
salty: i've dropped a grand on free mules
Chang: You're just sandbagging you rank so you can hustle 12 year olds later tonight
salty: lmaoi
Chang: Pirate
Chang: ship
tedrick111: *sigh* can't wait to see how much this plot'll cost me.
Chang: Chas can afford 2 whole plots now
tedrick111: Game will run smoother when I'm not downloading Win7Ultimate.iso :)
tedrick111: Bob, Q is getting a lil' upgrate after I get my tax return. :)
salty: sweet
Chang: Remember Ohio is going to hammer you this year
Round 9 of 12
Chang: That cost 1 wumpus
tedrick111: Land bug: Seems to be first player to hold their button down, not last place holder.
tedrick111: FYI
tedrick111: Or maybe random.
Chang: I don't think so
tedrick111: Either way it's not like the old game.
Chang: last time I had no problem
tedrick111: k
salty: i was pounding on my button and got the shaft
tedrick111: Dude anywhere on the plot will do
salty: hmmm
tedrick111: You laggin?
salty: that was odd
salty: thats gonna cost me
Chang: Kiss crystite bye bye
tedrick111: Bob: Button
salty: shit. i lose
tedrick111: Me too. To Chas :(
Chang: My ping finally went back to normal
tedrick111: excellent
tedrick111: Game goes so much faster that way
tedrick111: Waits for $250
tedrick111: facepalm from this unnecessary exercise from Chiz
Round 10 of 12
tedrick111: Maaan
Chang: Rats no plot and no mule
Chang: My life bl*ws
tedrick111: No jabba no badda
Chang: I'm sending my mules on an exchange program
salty: rofl
salty: could I be any worse
tedrick111: what hta
tedrick111: the
tedrick111: Chang I'm rolling to Stuart if your offer was serious.
salty: eh, ted will sell me energy. ow wait no.
tedrick111: Plans are laid out.
Chang: Yeah I was serious
salty: ted if you are on the Q and not selling me energy I'm seething
tedrick111: Can chuck come too?
Chang: Date may have changed to 1st week of Feb
Chang: As long as nobody is in my bed
Chang: I'll let you know as soon as I book
tedrick111: I'll sell u energon
tedrick111: But I'm not on the Q
tedrick111: The graphics blow so right now it's doing raw CPU tasks like ripping and encoding.
salty: ok i'll let you live, this time
tedrick111: But it freakin rocks for that.
Chang: Purple pirates
tedrick111: Neg
salty: warbucks, when is the game(s) saturday
tedrick111: Bob Chas can't see this. Run straight up
tedrick111: Chang you are the master of this game... not for winning, but for charging Chas $150 for energy.
tedrick111: How'd you do it?
Round 11 of 12
Chang: Was brushing teeth
Chang: And ran back at last min
tedrick111: Bob remember this?
tedrick111: i sorry
salty: heheh yeah
salty: classic
tedrick111: Bob you ready to sell the most expensive energy unit on the planet?
salty: chas will
tedrick111: I was gonna pay a grand
tedrick111: Just because
tedrick111: :)
Round 12 of 12
tedrick111: Publish
tedrick111: chang when lag was bad did your turn still go smooth (was it rendered locally then sent to us?)
Chang: yes
tedrick111: Cool how it should be.
tedrick111: BUTTONS!
tedrick111: ahh
tedrick111: Lets patent giant spaceships that slap down a town square.
Chang: That thing just smashed my mule
tedrick111: hehe
tedrick111: Sweet mother of god
tedrick111: Chuck's talkin massive shit
Chang: Neato - zero unit is sufficient last month
tedrick111: I had to remind him I spent $3000 on one plot and still kicked his ass.
salty: heheh
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
salty: sorry for boat anchoring
tedrick111: Sweet elegant estates despite Chas's best efforts :)
chas: whaaaaaaaaat
tedrick111: haha
chas: bob ur awful!
chas: teds whore
Chang: Not bad given how much we sucked the first six months
tedrick111: finally checking the chat window
salty: chas first time (well i played 3 months b4) playing on this interface and had some issues
chas: sigh
Chang: gotta show - later dude
salty: later dudes
chas: if by issue....u mean teds nutz in ur mouth
Chang: raha
tedrick111: later
Chang left the game
chas left the game
Chang was disconnected
chas was disconnected
salty: chas, its not all about who is trying to shaft you
salty: oh