Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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Cyber Ranger: bot:kick3

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landru: i screwed it up, i'm sorryu

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C64MuleBoot: all good

C64MuleBoot: gl

landru: nice win by my, huh?

landru: me

Round 1 of 12

Cyber Ranger: You responded well...

landru: i tracked the tite better

landru: thank you, i responded well

Cyber Ranger: tite didn't have much to do w/ it...

C64MuleBoot: tite didnt win that game in the end

landru: true, but i'm still proud of my record

landru: here's a pro tip

landru: when you find a low, don't look for the high that goes with it, look for a medium, first

landru: well playedd

Cyber Ranger: OK, bot-host or no, please shut-off the "how to play" lessons...

landru: stand by for my respond after my turn

C64MuleBoot: i didnt realize pro mule players exist?

landru: i will speak my mind as i please, that you very much and god bless this beautiful country

Empress3005: God hates America and America is doomed.

Empress3005: Be greateful to God for sending us Star Wars.

landru: the lordd loves winner

landru: i am grateful for star wars

landru: and other works of media that have brought me great joy

Cyber Ranger: There is no God, as people seem to perceive - only tales from alien visitors...

Round 2 of 12

Cyber Ranger: ...not from - based upon... ...i.e. - "

landru: it is impossible to have a conversation about 'god' because the word god means so many different things to different people

landru: that every is actually arguing about something completely different

Cyber Ranger: ..."The wheel of Ezzikiel"...

landru: Ezikiel 1 is pretty cool, actually

Empress3005: I admired Fred Phelps! Until he quit believing in and preaching out the force! Come on, Fred! You know that God hates TOAST! >:(

landru: empress, this is yuor turn

Cyber Ranger: ...and all of the other chapters of the bible that the churches won't let you read...

landru: well doone

Cyber Ranger: All of the ancient pottery, artifacts, etc - are of fucking aliens...

landru: which other chapters did you have in mind. Ezikiel is Catholic canon at least

Cyber Ranger: Religion is a MAN-MADE controlling agent - to control the masses...

Empress3005: As much as I hate the controlling aspect of religion, I think people need it to stay sane.

Cyber Ranger: Prayer, however - is actually the focus of ones' mental faculties - to good benefit... Just not actual prayer...

landru: no, it wasn't invented for that reason, but it is one of the main things it still gets used for today

landru: prayer is a form of meditation

landru: confession is a form of therapy

Cyber Ranger: Religion serves as a stabilizing factor - for those to weak to believe in themselves - and need guidance...

landru: that's what LANDRU is here for

Cyber Ranger: Yeah, ask Tom Cruise...

landru: GUIDANCE

Cyber Ranger: ...not...

Cyber Ranger: Church of Scientology - exists upon confession...

Round 3 of 12

landru: i have 1 degree of seperation from Tomo Cruise

Cyber Ranger: He's a rich neurotic...

Empress3005: I've been kind of yearning for religion again recently, for obvious reasons.

landru: His daughter is in the Mastery program

Cyber Ranger: He's a good actor, no doubt...

Cyber Ranger: ...mastery - of what???...

landru: wow, my tracker just gave me an incredible insight

landru: something i wouldn't get fromo pen and paper alone

Cyber Ranger: ...I'm happy for you...

landru: no you aren't

landru: you're annoyed as shit that i'm even bringing it up

Empress3005: Yay! :D

landru: nice break

Cyber Ranger: I could care less about your TT

landru: i know

Cyber Ranger: Another form of religion...

landru: hahahahaha

landru: MULE, maybe

landru: that's your religion

Cyber Ranger: ...no belief of self...

Cyber Ranger: ...no inner-strength...

landru: okay confucious

Cyber Ranger: I've THRIVED - in field of WARRIORS...

Empress3005: Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children. They'll either refuse to discuss it with reason, or else they prefer argumentum ad hominem which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion.

landru: really, because you sound like the chick on morning yoga

landru: AM Yoga i mean

Round 4 of 12

landru: okay, slick

landru: don't care about my tracker, huh?

Empress3005: You mean your tite tracker?

landru: yes, i mean that, yes

Empress3005: What's this insight you've made?

Cyber Ranger: No, it's just applied common sense - I eliminated a possibility - you didn't...

landru: cyber figured it out and took the other plot

landru: basically that either the plot that i took this round, or the one cyber took is the last high

Cyber Ranger: That, and long-term tite high placement patterns - say the left is the high...

C64MuleBoot: it was 50% so i left it be, i always choose wrong

landru: 50/50

landru: oh, don't you guys pretend like you knew

C64MuleBoot: i would have grabbed yours landru

C64MuleBoot: so now we waite and see

C64MuleBoot: it was obvios with the low assayed early on

Cyber Ranger: No, nothing has been assayed to give it away...

C64MuleBoot: yes yr energy was assayed a low

Cyber Ranger: ...again - no...

landru: okay, okay, maybe it wasn't so hard too spot in retrtospect

landru: i got erxcited over nothing

landru: ermergerd

Cyber Ranger: landru's top plot - or the left, or advisory plots - have been assayed; as the dude...

landru: what is an 'advisory' plot?

Cyber Ranger: ...ask the dude...

C64MuleBoot: not on my chart

Cyber Ranger: ...one that would lead to a conclusion

Round 5 of 12

landru: what plot is this?

landru: FUUUUUCK

Cyber Ranger: ...pay attn - swami ...

landru: i acccidentally swtiched between windows

landru: what plot was it?

landru: please someone just tell me

Cyber Ranger: the low beneath my high, I believe...

landru: i have that already

landru: the medium you mean?

Cyber Ranger: ...or, the one bttm-right of that...

landru: \hmm, okay, thank you

Cyber Ranger: I assayed it; you're not following...

landru: i'm telling you , i accidentally clocked into another application and didn't see what what going on

landru: i meant to buy it sight unseen, but i couldn't get back into the window

Cyber Ranger: C'mon now, sensei - I'm losing faith...

landru: i admit, it was a mistake

landru: buying that plot was critical to my strategy

Cyber Ranger: ...the one you don't have...

landru: i have a strategy

landru: i have a plan

Cyber Ranger: ...the plot above it - is a low...

landru: about what

Cyber Ranger: maybe it's a med...

Cyber Ranger: ...maybe - your plan includes food & nrg - at some point...

C64MuleBoot: so funny all highs are found

landru: happens all the time

landru: nevermind, no sale

landru: i don't want to jump into first palce again

Round 6 of 12

landru: we are all expert players and we look for them pretty intently

landru: i've played games where they've all been found by round 1

landru: a lot of games by round 3

Cyber Ranger: SMK brk - to meditate???

Empress3005: Sure. I need one anywaY.

landru: or to pray, if that's what you dooo

Cyber Ranger: ...I don't...

Empress3005: bot:factors

LandruBOT: Smithore shop: 14, mules potentially available: 16, mules needed: 8. Smithore is decreased to 63%, Food shop: 0, total: 11, needed: 16. Food is increased to 134%, Energy shop: 0, total: 91, needed: 16. Energy is decreased to 38%

Cyber Ranger: My dad died when I was 14; I studied religion - for 2 yr, read all the texts/bibles, etc...

landru: i just finished ready the Bible cover too cover

LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.67%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(6.67%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(20.00%) Meteor Strike(6.67%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(6.67%)

Cyber Ranger: RELIGION is man, controlling man...

Empress3005: Okay, break

landru: i kind of waned a little around Jeremiiah

C64MuleBoot: oh

landru: i mean, the guy never stops complaining

C64MuleBoot: r

landru: nr

landru: here's something i would change - i'd make i possible to make some kind of ping sound

landru: so when someone comes back from break they can alert everyone with a noise

landru: so you can go to another browser window

landru: or another room

landru: or whatever

landru: somekind of 'break pink'

landru: 'ping'

landru: i would be a good idea

C64MuleBoot: i was thinking a timer for 5 min and if your not back game starts and too bad so sad...

Empress3005: r

C64MuleBoot: r

landru: rr

C64MuleBoot: miss 1 plot selection and you will learn how fast 5 min goes :)

C64MuleBoot: r

landru: r

Cyber Ranger: r

Empress3005: r

Cyber Ranger: go

Round 7 of 12

C64MuleBoot: Ai?

Cyber Ranger: I dare each of you - to research all of the "ancient artifacts" - find ONE, that isn't about alien visitors... And, ALL - of the ancient sites - with unexplainable construction - there are literally thousands...

Cyber Ranger: Pre-dating our civilization - all of them...

Cyber Ranger: ...in some cases - by over 100K yrs...

Round 8 of 12

Cyber Ranger: I'm not saying there is no God - there has to be - just not, in religion - that is concerned w/ each and every one of us - in some pre-ordained manner, or ability to affect our lives...

Empress3005: Personally, I think we are God, just living life from a different perspective.

landru: i want to believe that we have been visited, but i'm not convinced

Empress3005: Same.

Cyber Ranger: When I think of religion; I want someone to answer two questions: How far is far?; Which way is up???

landru: that's it? those are your two questions?

Cyber Ranger: Oh, and a 3rd - what's beyond, the beyond???

landru: what will the answers tell you?

Empress3005: Mine is "Is there sex and procreation in the hereafter?"

Cyber Ranger: there is no hereafter - just the off switch; although...

landru: no

landru: the answer is no, there is no sex or procreation in the hereafter

Cyber Ranger: That is really still up for debate...

Cyber Ranger: There is actually room for that idea - just not sure how...

landru: this is why Islam is beating us

landru: because they tive you 70 virgins

landru: no religion has a better deal than that

Cyber Ranger: Islam has no basis; child-molester..

Empress3005: What's up for debate? Sex in the afterlife, or an afterlfie in general?

landru: i guess it depends on which religion you want to follow

Round 9 of 12

Cyber Ranger: bot:events

Empress3005: For the former, I never cared for the answer Christians give.It's always how we'll have "intimacy with God." which, I'm sorry, but that sounds pretty gay if I'm being perfectly honest.

LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Meteor Strike ~ (4) Pirates ~ (5) Radiation ~ (6) Sunspot Activity ~ (7) Earthquake ~ (8) Pests ~

LandruBOT: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (1/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (1/3) - Fire (1/2) -

Empress3005: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

landru: no, no, nothing wrong with that at all

Cyber Ranger: Christianity - doesn't believe in homosexualism...

Empress3005: But with the way they describe it, they always make it sound like a downgrade from sex, and in the worst cases, rather rapey.

Empress3005: I know this sounds stupid, but that was the main cause of my crisis of faith.

landru: can i be honest? sex in the afterlife is a silly debate

Cyber Ranger: The Churches have been FORCED to accept homosexualism - due to the sheer numbers of their faith - that practice it...

Cyber Ranger: ...or, they lose funding...

Cyber Ranger: ...go figure...

Cyber Ranger: Religion - is based upon $$$$$$$$............

Cyber Ranger: ...and tax breaks...

landru: sex is a purely in the carnal domain. it is completely distinct from anythingrelated to an afterlife, which it entirely metaphysical

Empress3005: Maybe a little, but when you have this organization that pushes this whole idea of the "sanctity of marriage and family" and plays it up like it's this big deal, it's kind of a slap in the face when they suddenly turn around and act like it's something "trivial".

Cyber Ranger: The Catholic Church - is its' own country...

Cyber Ranger: They've been forced to re-define marriage and family...

Round 10 of 12

landru: didn't work out too owell.

Empress3005: And then screaming about how the rapture is "JUST AROUND THE CORNER!", as a hormone addled teen, that cause some pretty severe anxiety issues to say the least. Because of that, I still have a lot of resentment towards those specific forms of Christianity.

Cyber Ranger: If you treat all people as equals - leaving out the color of their skin; it all falls into place - w/o religion...

Cyber Ranger: Yeah, landru - I thot about your bottom-left high, too...

Cyber Ranger: The writing was on the wall; I was out of position...

landru: huh?

landru: out of position?

Cyber Ranger: yeah - wasn't changing my game-plan...

landru: which plot?

landru: what round?

Cyber Ranger: nvrmd

Round 11 of 12

Cyber Ranger: REMATCH??? Continue discussion???

landru: i dunno, i'm pretty beat

landru: i might need to just hit the sack

Empress3005: I held right! :D

Cyber Ranger: ...correctly...

Empress3005: DON'T TRUST THEM ELVES OVER THERE

landru: it's going into rouond 12

Round 12 of 12

Cyber Ranger: Looks like I win - no food plot; 11 in prod...

landru: gga

C64MuleBoot: gg

Cyber Ranger: gge

Cyber Ranger: Fun discussion - feel free to follow-up on my postulations...

C64MuleBoot: :)

Cyber Ranger: That was not a friendly result to my 11...

Game Over

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Empress3005: GG

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C64MuleBoot: gg

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