Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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El Chapo visits
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El Chapo: hello smithers
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smithers: hey whats up
El Chapo: it's a great day for some m.u.l.e.
El Chapo: do you have a limited time window in which to start?
El Chapo: I try to ask this any time a game is waiting on more players
smithers: yeah it is, its freezing
El Chapo: where you at? northeast? midwest?
smithers: midwest chicago area
El Chapo: that's cold
smithers: bone chilling
El Chapo: for sure
smithers: no i don't have a time frame
El Chapo: k
smithers: u?
El Chapo: me either, thoough if it stays slow I might go handle some other business
El Chapo: plan to be on from 8 p.m. your time until close
El Chapo: ( I do )
smithers: nice
El Chapo: yeah it'd be good to get a nice run of 4-tops going tonight
smithers: we need 2 good players
El Chapo: I'll settle for two human players that don't quit
smithers: its so much more fun when its a fight
El Chapo: and have decent internet hookups
El Chapo: yes
El Chapo: I can't understand how FF and other villains prefer a bot game
El Chapo: but if all you want is the cheap win, I guess that's how to do it
Empress3005 visits
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El Chapo: afk but make noise
El Chapo: purple?
El Chapo: bot:addai
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El Chapo: bot:kick1
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Empress3005: Don't wanna wait for a third?
El Chapo: I much prefer a 4-player game
El Chapo: as does smithers
El Chapo: do you have a limited time frame to start?
El Chapo: I always ask this when a game is waiting for more players
Empress3005: Naw, I can wait.
El Chapo: we might get FF
El Chapo: ( shudders )
El Chapo: cool
El Chapo: afk but make noise for attention
smithers: how does ff work?
El Chapo: will check back in 10 min .... 10 past hour
Empress3005: Fluffy fiend?
El Chapo: Fluffy lurks, like a pederast in a van outside a playground, pocket full of hard candies
smithers: o
El Chapo: ... waiting for an unsuspecting noob,
Empress3005: I don't mind him. Or any particular player.
smithers: lol
El Chapo: ... who is willing to play 1 v 1 with 2 AI or else vs 1 AI and one more player
smithers: is chapo a smurf?
El Chapo: ... FF prefers noobs and weak players
El Chapo: yes, in a sense, though he is teh Smurf who Became King
Empress3005: That's okay. He's a fluffy kitty... <3
Empress3005: Who I love to pet... <3
El Chapo: ... what FF really likes is a game with another player, and a bot, and a third player who quits or abandons
El Chapo: FF is , in my opinion, a menace
Empress3005: Does he mongle cocks?
El Chapo: "I won't play Gohar or Acavia" (both better players)
El Chapo: claims it's because they are quitters, and Aca will quit, but the fact is they both can clean FF's clock, easily
El Chapo: also won't play Cyber Ranger due to philosophical / social / political antagonisms
El Chapo: ... which, fine, okay, I guess, but that's some baby level bullshit
El Chapo: fact is, FF can be very disrespectful to others and is bar none the most spiteful player in-game on planet mule dot com
Empress3005: That's an interesting one. What's FF? A communist? A libertarian?
El Chapo: anyway, Chapo started as a smurf for PaiMule (retired), who himself started as a smurf for doktorbuzzo (permanently retired)
smithers: i have evil1 and waggs
El Chapo: dok played a lot over ten (1) years ago, and it didn't feel right to munge the old stats with new stats from a different era of games
El Chapo: hence PaiMule's creation
El Chapo: originally, PaiMule played only in the morning
Empress3005: I wish there was a bigger player base because it's so long to get a 4p game. It's a good game.
El Chapo: with El Chapo a smurf for dealing with the criminals, scumbags and perverts that tend to frequent Night Mule
El Chapo: but for whatever reason, Pai tends to get cursed
El Chapo: nothing goes right for him
smithers: not is it hard to get a 4 player game havlf the people won't play each other
El Chapo: gradually El Chapo had much greater success, regardless the time of day
Empress3005: I actually learned about the game through Spore which payed homage to it with the theme song when trading with other empires, occassionally.
El Chapo: yeah, thanks to FF's bullshit antics and Cyber Ranger's uh particular charms
smithers: your better than 26%
El Chapo: ty
El Chapo: Spore was fun but I could never get the hang of it
El Chapo: so now Chapo is the main
El Chapo: his name just on its own is fun
El Chapo: there's been a slight increase in new players recently, which is welcome
Empress3005: I noticed that.
El Chapo: in answer to your question, Empress: if I had to guess, FF's politics tend toward centris Lib-Dem tendencies
El Chapo: *centrist
El Chapo: not that it matters, but that's the sense I get
Empress3005: Ah. I consider myself a staunch libertarian. A minarchist if not a full on ancap.
El Chapo: FF doesn't like it when I needle him with recitations of Marxist theories and extol socialism ( which I do strictly to irritate and taunt FF )
El Chapo: caring about politics is for perverts and sickos
El Chapo: M.U.L.E. does seem to act a s an attractant for people who like it for its economic theme
Empress3005: I chose my name because I have big aspirations of starting my own country and eventually, colonizing other worlds, hence an emporor of sorts (Though, I don't believe in political authority.) And because 2005 is a special year for me, and so, I suspect I will be such 1000 years thereafter.
El Chapo: my advice for you, then, is this: become a Mormon
Empress3005: And empress because I would really like to try being a girl for a change.
El Chapo: you'll enjoy life on earth more and if you do it right you get your own planet in the afterlife
Empress3005: Not that I'm trans or dislike being a male. I just want to see what it's like (And I don't think surgery would give me the true experience)
Empress3005: lol. I actually wanted to be a mormon in 2005, funny enough. XD
El Chapo: well get caught driving drunk and see what happens. I mean way way over limit, like .25 % BAC
Empress3005: I particularly liked their concept of eternal marriage, which mainstream Christianity always denounced as heresy and treated me like a pariah for disliking it.
El Chapo: so where in Canada do you live? Edmonton iirc?
Empress3005: Yeah, that's right.
El Chapo: must be cold right now
Empress3005: It's actually pretty warm today. +4 C.
El Chapo: the temperature at which water achieves its maximum density
Empress3005: Christmas, it dropped to -40 I heard (I was away in BC)
El Chapo: that's why ice floats
Empress3005: And over the last week, it was a constant -25.
smithers: ugh
smithers: thats to cold
El Chapo: a joke I heard once about Saskatchewan (Manitoba tb precise):
El Chapo: "it was so flat I watched my dog run away from home for three days"
Empress3005: It's funny. It's always the same pattern, not to bad for a while, gets cold AF for about a week, then stays fine again the rest of the year.
smithers: had you ever heard of snapon tools?
El Chapo: the same could be said about the praries here, too. Kansas for example
Empress3005: Nope.
El Chapo: lol yes smithers
smithers: Are you in Canada
El Chapo: I'm in San Diego
Empress3005: I was surprised to see that Nunavut actually don't get all that cold despite being way further north.
smithers: oh I used to work at their Customer service and I Worked with the Canadian Drivers when they had problems
El Chapo: that's cool.
El Chapo: I wonder if it's due to pacific ocean curents being warmer up there? ( I don't know if they are but that'd do it, I think )
Empress3005: Probably.
Empress3005: Man, I wonder was -80 feels like.
Empress3005: *what
El Chapo: I know: bad
Empress3005: Here's a trivia question: On which world is the continent of Xanadu?
smithers: trick question.... its over a continent
Empress3005: What?
smithers: just trying to be funny
El Chapo: well other game is about to end. I am content to hang here and see if we get a 4th, but if anyone wants to jump on a respawned Landru I can't blame you
smithers: Plus I have a bag of weed next to me lol
El Chapo: that'll do it, smithers. lol. nice
smithers: what ever happens happens lol
smithers: I have never played mule not smoking
El Chapo: I can't imagine trying to do so. in the old days doktorbuzzo would sip some scotch wil playing the Euros on Night Mule (ca. 2010-11)
El Chapo: *while
smithers: yeah i can't drink and play
El Chapo: I was aided in handling the booze by lstening to Alice Cooper records
smithers: Thats funny you said allice cooper I just listed his greatest hits on ebay
smithers: vinyl
El Chapo: first five records
smithers: fairly poor condition
El Chapo: first is very nice but the next four are fire
El Chapo: now I mostly listen to Black Sabbath or Ozzy or else something else to occupy the 90 minutes playing time
Empress3005: I listen to video game tunes.
Empress3005: And also do AFK stuff on runescape.
Empress3005: I'll be playing 3 games at once.
smithers: same sabbath g&r Metallica doors that genra
smithers: gta san andreas?
El Chapo: people can play however they like but it's more fun to stay focused on m.u.l.e. and get good at it, Empress
El Chapo: once you get the hang of it it's a blast
El Chapo: smithers: have you hears the Sabbath Paranoid In New Jersey live set? tremendous
smithers: i think i only won maybe 20 of my 1st hundred games
El Chapo: my go-to for about a month now
El Chapo: yeah it takes a while to get competent
El Chapo: competent: 25% win or over
El Chapo: I mean 25% is a pure coin flip
El Chapo: that show (P in NJ) came out on vinyl but the version on youtube is 14 songs, the record only has 9 or 10
Gohar visits
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El Chapo: hey nogi
Acavia visits
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Gohar: hi guys, kplowcha won against combied mighr of me, acavia, and cybe, pretty good
El Chapo: massive win for kplow
Round 1 of 12
Round 2 of 12
Round 3 of 12
Gohar: i had my head in hands epecting plot loss there, so ill take 100 fine
smithers: right
smithers: hey gohar is activia NJ Devil?
Gohar: no lol
Gohar: NJ Devil is from canada, and loves makign sexual banter (which isfine,not jdging, but very differnet character to me)
Gohar: canada part migh tbe incorrect actually
Round 4 of 12
Gohar: no auction this rnd was prtty nasty, wiped out any lsat plot buyer equaliser
Gohar: i wasnt expecting 53 ore
Gohar: thought easily still 100
El Chapo: bot:prices
host4u: Smithore buy price $53 sell price $88, Crystite buy price $100 sell price $240, Food buy price $23 sell price $58, Energy buy price $10 sell price $45, Mule Price: mule now costs $180
Round 5 of 12
Gohar: cmon now game, dont keep doing this
Gohar: purple misserd?
Gohar: agaoin no plot
Gohar: but bad even doesnt go amisseing
El Chapo: bot:events
host4u: Event Time Line: (1) Acid Rain ~ (2) Sunspot Activity ~ (3) Sunspot Activity ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Meteor Strike ~
host4u: Event Totals: Pirates (0/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (0/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (3/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (0/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Round 6 of 12
Gohar: fianlly
Round 7 of 12
Round 8 of 12
Gohar: man o man
El Chapo: booooOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gohar: i literally saw it coming as turn was starting,
El Chapo: mmmm hmmm
Gohar: sorry smithers, not ur fault, no hate for u, just natural fustraton at our own fortunes
El Chapo: exactly
El Chapo: though my booo was sincere
smithers: no worries
El Chapo: : )
Empress3005: HEY! Ghosts don't say "Boo boo boo! >:("
El Chapo: 169
El Chapo: Empress, remain calm
Round 9 of 12
El Chapo: 69
El Chapo: 169
Gohar: luckily i get a pot this land grant
Empress3005: 75 43 19 78 45 89 94 9 45 93 23 3019 50 87 88 60 28 63 100 1 58 62 64 96 7 74 91 28 13 34 86 12 2 57 57 99 73 53 100 32 40 5 2 14 34 3 38 59 35 70 55 30
Empress3005: BRB piss
smithers: me too
El Chapo: all wait for smithers' r
smithers: r
El Chapo: r
Gohar: yup maybe i get a 12th land plot???
Empress3005: r
Gohar: will be cool but too little too late
Round 10 of 12
Gohar: yus
Gohar: gambled right
El Chapo: lol
Round 11 of 12
Gohar: i mseed this one up i think
El Chapo: not as badly as I
El Chapo: oh wait
Gohar: wowzers,whata quake!
El Chapo: quake was huge
El Chapo: helped me bigtimely
El Chapo: too little too late though
Gohar: smiher has a BIG lead
El Chapo: indeed
Empress3005: 2 77 11 58 52 23 79 63 13 73 75 25 8 36 8 74 8 22 22 15 48 13 91 54 43 60 30 57 31 55 58 75 40 100 73 44 24 58 59 90 8 31 70 72 48 77 21 25 47 73 75 53 10 21 42 54 55 56 36 54 66 100 56 4 38 78 80 75 39 36 41 41 50 82 42 9 92 49 88 22 36 12 41
Round 12 of 12
El Chapo: gg
Gohar: gg
Gohar: smither making ore, i think wrong decision
smithers: gg
Gohar: 8 tite for smithrs
smithers: as long as you didn't get 12
Gohar: oh ya, 3k is stil daunting, noot suggesting im gonna catch up
Gohar: chappy food is good, might pull 2nd
El Chapo: I doubt it but this was a fun one nonetheless
El Chapo: bungled in grabbing 2nd river
El Chapo: oh well
smithers: i hate that
El Chapo: my to
smithers: and you can't be mad at anyone but yourself
El Chapo: that's right
El Chapo: classic self-own
smithers: i do it all the time
Gohar: high ore
El Chapo: yuuup. I raise my hand
Gohar: didnt expect
Gohar: grats smithy
El Chapo: wow
El Chapo: yes grats smithers
El Chapo: nice
El Chapo: swell
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host4u: Empress3005 Bot Reputation now: 2
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