Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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El Chapo visits

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El Chapo: bot:addai

Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>

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El Chapo: bot:kick2

LandruBOT: Recording vote to kick player rank 2

LandruBOT: Note: It takes two votes to kick non-AI players past round 1

LandruBOT: The position in your kick request should be based on the position on the <<<<< LEFT box not Above ^^^^^

LandruBOT: Processing Kick Request

El Chapo: hello mule tool

<A.D.A.M.> was kicked

El Chapo: Happy New Year

xMULExTOOLx: u2

El Chapo: going afk for 15 min -- back at 40 past the hour. make noise and if I don't respond just kick, ty

xMULExTOOLx: yep

El Chapo: oh p.s.: I don't play bot games

El Chapo: ty

xMULExTOOLx: so we wait

El Chapo: b

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Google visits

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LandruBOT: === Google Bot Reputation: Fair (0) Bot Games: 0

Google joined the game in slot 1

El Chapo: hello google

El Chapo: don't be evil

El Chapo: bot:smurfcheckxMULExTOOLx

LandruBOT: Possible Smurf:Google Games: 0 Bot Rep: 0

El Chapo: lol

El Chapo: so, as you already know, I don't play bot games

Google: i have 15

El Chapo: minutes to start?

Google: been about 7 years since ive been out here

El Chapo: yep I see that

Google: 15 smurfs

El Chapo: lol nice

Google: bob muley too

El Chapo: King of Mule has quite the assortment

El Chapo: oh LOL

Google: fixed my connection somewhat

El Chapo: well then you have Bob's shitty internet connection issues

El Chapo: how?

El Chapo: wired now?

Google: usb tether with phoneoutside

El Chapo: nice

Google: oh no not wired

El Chapo: I doubt it will help but it's worth a try

Google: i wish

El Chapo: is phone able to charge while tethered?

El Chapo: its battery is gonna get roasted

Google: i think so

El Chapo: better check

El Chapo: would be an ugly way to get an abandon (dead phone battery)

Google: yep...its good

El Chapo: nice. hopefully it works

Google: i played a game already

El Chapo: Fluffy was very annoyed that we quit the second try earlier today, the one when you disconnected during first land grant

Google: no network timeout

Google: seems ok

El Chapo: Fluffy's favorite type of game is one with a bot

Google: yeah.....i felt bad

El Chapo: no worries

El Chapo: can't be helped

El Chapo: so C-128 and I just quit to abort the game (Fluffy: "I refuse to restar, I like this game")

El Chapo: lol

El Chapo: *restart

Google: lol

El Chapo: possibly the nastiest, most spiteful player on here (FF)

Google: i guess fluffy will always not like bob

El Chapo: loves to get a cheap win vs noobs

El Chapo: hard to say

El Chapo: FF has an extensive Do Not Play list, due to grudges only FF understands

Google: i should use a low ranking smurf against him

Google: i saw you have won 10 this week...nice

Google: when does it reset?

El Chapo: this ID started as my smurf for playing against the criminals, scumbags and perverts that play at night

El Chapo: but now it's my main

El Chapo: yes, ty. 10 wins means I have been busy

Google: still not many ppl out here

Google: even less than b4

El Chapo: yeah it's a slowly dying community

Google: weekends were normally better

El Chapo: was busier 10 years ago

El Chapo: yep

Google: yeah

El Chapo: could be due to holidays

Google: i use tobe one of those late night scumbag players

El Chapo: I would expect it to pick up around mid-January once all the "use my time more wisely" resolutions fall apart

Google: true

El Chapo: indeed, I was one 10 years ago and am now one again

El Chapo: that's just when there are the most games

El Chapo: works out well for us in the Pac Time Zone, too

Google: at night? huh

El Chapo: yeah

Google: yep

El Chapo: starting around 2-3 pm our time it gets busy

Google: ok...ty 4 tha

El Chapo: so if you prefer 4-player games as I do that's the time to check in

El Chapo: yw

Google: i do as well

Google: bots give the food and energy away

El Chapo: bot games: the "sex with a condom" of planet mule dot com

El Chapo: lol

El Chapo: yes

El Chapo: thats why the Cheap Win Collectors like them

El Chapo: ( FF, Cyber Ranger, Beswick Mining Co. )

Google: damn Mule prostitutes

Google: is CBASS still around?

El Chapo: if you develop your play style to "enslave" the bots to you, it makes you dependent on bots to win, eventually

El Chapo: I haven't seen CBASS in a long long time

Google: or the guy from New Zealand

Google: zdor

El Chapo: Gohar still plays some

Google: rodz

El Chapo: haven;t seen zdor or rodz either

Google: gohar..ok

Google: too bad

El Chapo: Acavia is around

Google: he was always out at night

El Chapo: ( very annoying player, Aca )

Google: dandydan

El Chapo: no dan either

Google: rhodan

El Chapo: lots of the Old Timers gone for many years now

El Chapo: Chuckie maintains the CCbot

Google: like you said its adieing community

Google: robots...right?

El Chapo: Cyber Ranger is very plugged in to the group via Facebook

El Chapo: which I don't use

El Chapo: but he can actually notify the bot (server) maintainers when something's going wrong

El Chapo: very handy to have a person like that who knows everyone

Google: are the bot hosts still run on virtual machines?

El Chapo: I last played before the bots existed so I don't know how the service works, but that makes sense

El Chapo: I only came back in the last 10 months or so

Google: i was playing when they startedd

El Chapo: prior to that my last game was in 2011

El Chapo: they're very good now

El Chapo: Landru is in NYC

Google: mine was 2012 feb

El Chapo: CCbot is in some place in Louisiana iirc

El Chapo: host4u is in Riverside, CA

Google: we must have played each other b4

El Chapo: so you & I will prefer host4u

Google: close

El Chapo: hard to say

Google: yep

El Chapo: I was doktorbuzzo then

El Chapo: that ID is retired

Google: dont reconize it

El Chapo: can't mix old stats (better game, ore-play days) with new (crystite crazies and lots of bots in games)

Google: i went thru the ranks and wrote all mine down .....lol 15

El Chapo: nice stats on them all, the 3 I know of

Google: the rank it gives us is all time wins

Google: not too fair imo

El Chapo: I think it might be skill points

El Chapo: there are a few different ranking numbers

Google: nope i was just there

Google: its all time wins

El Chapo: doesn't matter much to me, I go by win %

Google: im 28 rank but only have 71 aall time wins

Google: yeah thats how good u r

El Chapo: above 25% is acceptable, above 30% is good, above 35% is very good, above 40% is elite, above 45% is god-tier

Google: this is my best smurf by far

El Chapo: nice

El Chapo: great name, lol

Google: i should have just kept one player

El Chapo: eh

Google: oh well....late night scumbag i was

El Chapo: it's good sometimes to start fresh

El Chapo: kinda like a baseball season

Google: more like alll night for many nights back then

Google: yep

El Chapo: oh yeah it was great when there were so many Euro players, night time was alive

Google: yep

El Chapo: lots of fun with other players just jabbering in half-English

El Chapo: now, nothing doing at night

Google: glad the world speaks english too

El Chapo: basically from about 3 PM to 10PM is the action shift

Google: ok

El Chapo: Sunday can get busy too

Google: ok

El Chapo: Sat & Sun there are a few more shots at morning games

Google: weekly games won gets reset when?

El Chapo: oh that resets at 4 PM our time on Sundays

Google: ok

El Chapo: ( 5 PM during Daylight Savings time )

El Chapo: it's noon Sunday GMT

Google: you might have competition now

El Chapo: good

El Chapo: I like good players

Google: ...if my connection stays

Google: me too

El Chapo: check in tomorrow morning, early.

Google: i like to be schooled by the best

El Chapo: at about 6 a.m. Beswick and his dad play a game

El Chapo: I would love to join it IF there are 4 players

El Chapo: I owe those humps a few good thrashings

El Chapo: beware: Beswick and his Dad cooperate

Google: ok

Google: hate that i do

El Chapo: his Dad is EZ Street Mule PUB

Google: ok

El Chapo: EZ will bail out beswick with food & nrg when Bes gets into trouble

El Chapo: but won't sell to others in trouble

El Chapo: yeah I hate it too, it;s scummy

El Chapo: also beware: they also have lousy internet (lol)

Google: like me

Google: lol

El Chapo: but I think they sometimes disconect on purpose if they don't like a start

El Chapo: not sure about it but I have my suspicions

Google: i only did that once.....when all three ganged against me

El Chapo: as you can see, Beswick is just thumping his old man in 1 v 1 games with 2 bots all week this week

El Chapo: lol we've all d/c'd on purpose a few times

El Chapo: it happens

Google: do you still get a credit for winning like that?

El Chapo: yes

El Chapo: two players (real) make a legit tournament game

El Chapo: good reason to avoid a 1 v 1 if you're not certain of the character of your opponent

Google: yep

El Chapo: they can just d/c and waste all your time once they see they will lose

El Chapo: I did that to rAphax recently

El Chapo: he got the drop on me early in a 1 v 1

El Chapo: three connected highs

Google: so Chapo.......i could off load some merchandise for you if you wanna give me a chance...

Google: lol

El Chapo: lol

El Chapo: but I stayed with it and gave it my best try

Google: thats how you becomea better player

El Chapo: I only d/c'd because he started running a victory lap around the entire map after his rd 12 development phase

El Chapo: and I figured, that level of disrespect when his win was obvious the entire time, he gets the ziggy for that

El Chapo: he hasn't been back since

Google: bot:?

LandruBOT: Bot v1.10 Command Summary:

LandruBOT: Syntax: bot:[command]

LandruBOT: Commands

LandruBOT: ===============

LandruBOT: ready - Sets the bot to change ready state [in case game does not start automatically]

LandruBOT: prices - Display current buy and sell prices for Ore, Tite, Food and Energy.

LandruBOT: factor - Shows you the price factor for ore, food, and energy.

LandruBOT: tracker - Display a list of planetary events that have occured.

LandruBOT: events - Same as Tracker

LandruBOT: playertracker - Shows Player Events

LandruBOT: playerevents - Same as PlayerTracker

LandruBOT: lastassay - Shows you the result of the last assay bot.

LandruBOT: lastassays - Shows you the result of the last 4 assays.

LandruBOT: enable auctions - Turns on the ability to see total land auctions (2 votes).

LandruBOT: auctions - Shows you how many auctions during land grant.

LandruBOT: lastauction - Shows you how who won that last auction and price.

LandruBOT: addai - Tells the bot to add an AI player [only 1 player is required to kick]

LandruBOT: kick [player position] - Start kick process on a player in the position.

LandruBOT: ie: kick 2 for the player in second position on left box, [2 players required].

LandruBOT: restart - Tells the bot to restart the game. [3 players required]

LandruBOT: rep [playername] - Check the bot Reputation of a Player

LandruBOT: pings - Show Roundtrip Ping Times for All Players

LandruBOT: ore - Shows Ore Random Variance

LandruBOT: probs - Shows Probabilities of Planet Events

LandruBOT: news - Lastest Bot Updates

Google: bot:pings

LandruBOT: Pings: Bot: 0ms (0ms)

Google: bot:news

LandruBOT: Bot Updates

LandruBOT: ============

LandruBOT: Game stats are now displayed at the end of round 6, and at the end of the game.

El Chapo: for some reason the ping command has been on the fritz lately

El Chapo: would be fun to turn on the enable auctions flag vs Fluffy once

Google: bot:enableauctions

Google: that one?

El Chapo: I thnk so

El Chapo: bot:enableauctions

Google: bot:auctions

LandruBOT: Auctions command disabled by default. Type use the bot:[enable auctions] command to vote to enable.

Google: bot:enable auctions

LandruBOT: Recording vote to enable auctions: P13

LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 1 of 2

El Chapo: cool

El Chapo: won't turn it on

El Chapo: only if I know FF will play

El Chapo: my current nemesis

El Chapo: a very disrespectful player

Google: with such a soft name

El Chapo: lol

El Chapo: the whole cat cosplay thing with the "meow" and "purrr" bs ... reads as pervert to me

Google: he must be a fat man like Gabriel Iglasias

El Chapo: FF will lurk in the lobby, like an old guy in a van with his pants pockets full of candy, watching kids at the playground across the street, waiting for a n00b to play 1 v 1

El Chapo: lol

Google: yikes

El Chapo: dastardly

Google: i will call him Gabriel for sure

El Chapo: look for this line too: "I only have 15 minutes to start, so we either add AI and play or I leave"

El Chapo: I call him Artie

El Chapo: as in "no records, Artie!" from Casino

Google: ive hears that b4

El Chapo: b/c FF keeps a list of grudges and demerits FF owes to other players

El Chapo: for example, FF claims to owe me a "leave game before score is saved" as payback for something or other I did to show it contempt in a game

Google: do you know the prrogram that marks the assays?

El Chapo: pen and paper

El Chapo: Gohar claims he has a tracker in a spreadsheet

Google: there is a simple program out there

Google: somebody name scatcat or copycat or something like that made one and it worked great

El Chapo: nice

El Chapo: stand by

Google: im looking for it now

MuleHappy visits

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LandruBOT: === MuleHappy Bot Reputation: A+++ (301) Bot Games: 343

MuleHappy joined the game in slot 3

Google: hi

El Chapo: hello MH

MuleHappy: do you guys mind playing with fluffy?

El Chapo: no I am fine with that

El Chapo: Happy New Year

El Chapo: shall we go?

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FluffyFiend visits

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MuleHappy visits

LandruBOT: === FluffyFiend Bot Reputation: A+++ (125) Bot Games: 149

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LandruBOT: === MuleHappy Bot Reputation: A+++ (301) Bot Games: 343

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El Chapo visits

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El Chapo joined the game in slot 3

LandruBOT: === El Chapo Bot Reputation: A+++ (104) Bot Games: 125

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El Chapo: FF is angry at me for FF reasons

Google: ok

El Chapo: happy to play me in a game with a bot but not a 4-top

MuleHappy: oh

El Chapo: yes. earlier today we had 2 games with bad internet and players disconnecting

El Chapo: in second one FF wanted to keep playing but 128 and I quit

MuleHappy: she doesn't play with cyber

El Chapo: yeah

El Chapo: she won't play with Gohar or Aca either

MuleHappy: true

El Chapo: and apparently I am in their company now too

El Chapo: FF's loss

MuleHappy: yep

El Chapo: I'll play anyone any time, but much prefer no bots

El Chapo: FF prefers bot games in my experience

MuleHappy: me too...won't play with two and bots

El Chapo: yeah it's too risky

El Chapo: someone "disconnects" and boom all time wasted

MuleHappy: wonder if ce is going to play

MuleHappy: ace

El Chapo: Ace has been logged in for like 3 straight days

El Chapo: he's asleep in a pool of drool on his Steam Locomotives of Victorian England mousepad

MuleHappy: bot:addai

Added computer player <A.L.A.N.>

MuleHappy: watch lobby up to round 3

MuleHappy: el?

El Chapo: yep std restart criteria

El Chapo: gle

MuleHappy: where did google go

Google: here

Google: gl

Round 1 of 12

Google: bot:enable auctions

LandruBOT: Recording vote to enable auctions: P13

LandruBOT: Votes Recorded: 1 of 2

El Chapo: nah

El Chapo: bot:prices

LandruBOT: Smithore buy price $44 sell price $79, Crystite buy price $72 sell price $212, Food buy price $15 sell price $50, Energy buy price $10 sell price $45, Mule Price: mule now costs $150

Round 2 of 12

Round 3 of 12

Round 4 of 12

El Chapo: brb -- water

El Chapo: 2 min

El Chapo: ty

El Chapo: r

Google: r

MuleHappy: r

Round 5 of 12

El Chapo: bot:lastauctions

LandruBOT: Last Auction: <A.L.A.N.> bought the plot for $696

Round 6 of 12

El Chapo: bot:prices

LandruBOT: Smithore buy price $150 sell price $185, Crystite buy price $108 sell price $248, Food buy price $18 sell price $53, Energy buy price $10 sell price $45, Mule Price: mule now costs $300

LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.67%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(6.67%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(13.30%)

Round 7 of 12

Round 8 of 12

El Chapo: dang

El Chapo: oof

Round 9 of 12

El Chapo: I am making such a mess!

El Chapo: not good

El Chapo: how's your phone doing, Google?

El Chapo: hanging on?

Round 10 of 12

El Chapo: boy howdy

El Chapo: pathetic

El Chapo: nice hold Google

Round 11 of 12

El Chapo: my first decent deployment since rd 4 I thnk

El Chapo: such a slob today

El Chapo: oh that stings

El Chapo: 12x oughtta nail it down for MH

Round 12 of 12

El Chapo: great time for mail from home, lol

El Chapo: gge

Google: horrible game

El Chapo: possibly the worst ever played, but I was trying to be positive

El Chapo: it's a New Year and all

Google: nice plot grouping tho

El Chapo: ty, wasn't on purpose that much

El Chapo: picked a bad starting spot

El Chapo: bot:prices

LandruBOT: Smithore buy price $54 sell price $89, Crystite buy price $100 sell price $240, Food buy price $20 sell price $55, Energy buy price $31 sell price $66, Mule Price: mule now costs $110

El Chapo: oh boj

El Chapo: eh not enough

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

LandruBOT: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.

LandruBOT: Google Bot Reputation now: 1

LandruBOT: MuleHappy Bot Reputation now: 302

El Chapo: grats MH

LandruBOT: El Chapo Bot Reputation now: 105

Score saved

MuleHappy: gg

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