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El Chapo: moin Jung
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HamburgerJung: moin
El Chapo: ace should be along eventually
El Chapo: we each need a few minutes
El Chapo: brb
El Chapo: hello Heisenberg
Heisenberg: yo chappo
Heisenberg: u tunnel out again?
El Chapo: this time it was on a boat
El Chapo: really enjoying the summer maritime vibes
Heisenberg: im on a boat y'all
El Chapo: mmm hmm yes just like that
Heisenberg: 'look at me on the mf'ing boat'
Heisenberg: good news man, n-joy
Heisenberg: im in a guest bedroom
El Chapo: they will never hold El Chapo for long
El Chapo: lol
Heisenberg: 'look at the sheets on this m'fing futon!
Heisenberg: i have a song here
El Chapo: look at all my shit, man
El Chapo: Spring Breakers
El Chapo: mostly a dud
El Chapo: but a few choice scenes
El Chapo: here's the thing to know about buying wasabi powder in bulk:
El Chapo: chances are you're really buying hot mustard powder mixed with horseradish
El Chapo: not real wasabi
El Chapo: word to the wise
Heisenberg: pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
El Chapo: as a matter of fact, sir, I do
Heisenberg: splendid!
El Chapo: precisely
El Chapo: gsx will be back on later in the afternoon
Heisenberg: most excelent
El Chapo: it would be very nice to get a 4th that's not Acavia or Cyber Ragnar
El Chapo: we are still in the pre-Ragnar window
Heisenberg: I have misplaced my deed the last 5 games, what do you guys use? trapper keeper?
El Chapo: don't look at me, it's that shifty clerk
El Chapo: she always smells of rose perfume (cheap) and five roses whiskey (cheaper)
Heisenberg: the one with 'rage' tattooed on the forehead?
El Chapo: no that's shirley, the clerk (forget her name) has the one big eye in the middle of her forehead
El Chapo: I mean, I guess I'd drink too
El Chapo: but the county deeds are a mess.
Heisenberg: you get the 5 roses from the back of the distillery, right?
El Chapo: I wouldn't know (tee-total). I think you can get it from a gas station
Heisenberg: I think the 5th rose is named larry
El Chapo: but hey:
El Chapo: we pay no taxes, so the city services are catch-as-catch-can
Heisenberg: gotta catch em all
El Chapo: mmm hmm yes that's right
Heisenberg: newbury 2021
El Chapo: is he running for governor of California too?
El Chapo: 46 people on the ballot
El Chapo: I had to do a down-selection first
Heisenberg: wilford brimley?
El Chapo: no way am I doing that much homework
El Chapo: so, I used three rules to eliminate the clearly unsuited for the office:
El Chapo: 1. eliminate anyone who self-identifies as R or D
El Chapo: 2. eliminate anyone who received an endorsement from a political party
El Chapo: 3. eliminate anyone who lists as their job any job I have ever had
El Chapo: got the list hacked down to 10
El Chapo: not bad for five (5) minutes of work
Heisenberg: ya, looks a clusterf down there
El Chapo: it really is
El Chapo: feel like having oatmeal for some reason
Heisenberg: im near Portland, and whoa fuck
El Chapo: is Oregon still 156% on fire and uncontained?
Heisenberg: 128%
El Chapo: whew
El Chapo: thought it was bad
El Chapo: nice to hear
Heisenberg: didnt come down from the cascades as much
El Chapo: I'm in Lo Cal (San Diego) and fortunately we haven't had anything major here yet
El Chapo: No Cal obviously still turning to ash
El Chapo: terrible
Heisenberg: we hit 116° in late July - WTF?
El Chapo: it's beyond everything
El Chapo: sea creatures cooking in their shells in the Pacific
Heisenberg: im gonna start selling inground pools in alaska
El Chapo: not a bad idea
Heisenberg: no ulu knives in the pool, thamks
El Chapo: lol
El Chapo: you'd think people would understand such rules implicitly
El Chapo: but no, you always have to put up signs
El Chapo: speaking of which, I have some knives set to arrive later this afternoon
Heisenberg: I have golf discs arriving
El Chapo: better golf discs than herniated discs
Heisenberg: throwing gold discs leads to herniated disc
Heisenberg: golf
El Chapo: only if you're doing it right
Heisenberg: the cracking tells you its working
El Chapo: that's right
Heisenberg: a little brusing is perfectly OK
El Chapo: I love blues singers
Heisenberg: oh yeah, me too - name some favs
El Chapo: this is a challenge I was not prepared for
El Chapo: stand by .. wikipedia dot org
Heisenberg: losing my time window - you guys want bot?
El Chapo: I'm cool with bot
El Chapo: up to you, Jung
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El Chapo: well
El Chapo: if you wanna go vs 2 AIs I can do that
Heisenberg: nah, that suks
El Chapo: it do, it really do
Heisenberg: too much food :)
El Chapo: and energy
El Chapo: El Chapo does not enjoy the Cyber vs Acavia format
Heisenberg: neither
El Chapo: welp
El Chapo: hope to see you soon, maybe tomorrow
El Chapo: maybe we get two quick
El Chapo: but I wouldn't count on it
Heisenberg: yeah - later chapo
El Chapo: c u round
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gsx99limited: Hi buzzy nice win
gsx99limited: wonder if ace thought you were a fish and thought he could get a easy win
gsx99limited: he beat the shit out of me 1 on 1 alot when i first started
El Chapo: I doubt he thought that
El Chapo: the thing just didn't go his way after about rd 5
El Chapo: he kept buying ore
El Chapo: I kept selling it
El Chapo: eventually I got money for the auctions he had triggered
El Chapo: a big ol whoopsie for him
gsx99limited: nice
El Chapo: no fire
gsx99limited: forgot your lighter?
El Chapo: only one pirate and it was at the earliest point to do any damage to me
El Chapo: I hve been looking for that thing EVERY WHERE
gsx99limited: lol
El Chapo: brb
gsx99limited: k
El Chapo: made roast tri-tip yesterday and now enjoing delicious tacos
gsx99limited: sounds good
El Chapo: twas very good
gsx99limited: im jealous
gsx99limited: tri tip and very california cut of meat
El Chapo: it really is!
El Chapo: I never even heard of it until I was in college
El Chapo: Grandal activated today, so you guys are Putting the Band Back Together
El Chapo: love him
El Chapo: he should have a ring from '17
El Chapo: how's this idea grab you:
El Chapo: if Ragnar shows up, we join him in a 3-top bot game
El Chapo: no funny stuff, just playing it straight
El Chapo: if the odds hold, it's a win for one of us
gsx99limited: yeah as long as its soon window is closing
El Chapo: right
El Chapo: lean crowds today
gsx99limited: first time in game 132 the lineup is what they were planning for
El Chapo: must be hanging out at the beach with babes
El Chapo: yup
gsx99limited: lol
El Chapo: Mookie is back so it's all coming together now
El Chapo: Slam Diego? uh more like Sweep Diego
gsx99limited: i dont think anyone hangs out with cyber i not sure cyber likes cyber
El Chapo: I think he likes himself pretty good
gsx99limited: should be a interesting final month
El Chapo: though why he'd play a 10% strategy every time out is beyond me and it contradicts my hypothesis
gsx99limited: and has done it over 8000 times
El Chapo: yeah lol
El Chapo: Piss Hog Logic: don't try to understand it
gsx99limited: not going to confuse him facts and results
gsx99limited: lol
El Chapo: reminds me of one of my favorite tweets from my old days on Weird Twitter
gsx99limited: which was
El Chapo: not my tweet: "I eat shit because I like the taste of shit"
gsx99limited: buddy of mine to another buddy "You're so stupid you stutter when you text."
El Chapo: lollll
gsx99limited: makes me laugh to this day and he said that about 10 years ago
El Chapo: that's a good one
El Chapo: "... move your lips when you text" would also work
gsx99limited: yeah
El Chapo: well in case this thing doesn't start in time I'll see you tomorrow morning
gsx99limited: yep ill be there
gsx99limited: just another work day that ends in y
El Chapo: that's right
El Chapo: your boys really hammered my guy Ryu yesterday
gsx99limited: yeah needed that but kopec was a shit show game should have never been close
gsx99limited: nice to see rodan come back and pitch well
El Chapo: this year's series will come down to war of attrition on pitching staffs
gsx99limited: i think i saw Ryu gave up 1 hr all season and gave up 3 yesterday first time he has done that in like 5 or 6 years
El Chapo: that does happen to him once in a while
El Chapo: I think he gets fatigued and loses his command and his spin
gsx99limited: and they did it in a matter of like 5 batters
El Chapo: yeah a real ambush
El Chapo: also I don't know whether those Blew Jays catchers are any good behind the dish
El Chapo: probably decent at least
gsx99limited: not sure first time all seen them this week was the start of this series
gsx99limited: cubs are sending a rookie out against the sox tonight and its hot and humid and the ball fly out of park might need to call air traffic control tonight
El Chapo: god willing
El Chapo: Rockies are in L.A. and I expect the same treatment for them
El Chapo: putrid road record. worst in the bigs
gsx99limited: fight at the bat racks tonight in LA and Chicago
El Chapo: SF in Atlanta should be a good one
El Chapo: I need Freddy to go deep about 4 times
gsx99limited: lol
El Chapo: him and Reilly the 3B kid
El Chapo: would LOVE it if Joctober got off a blast or two
El Chapo: he's from No Cal originally
gsx99limited: yeah i know sox wanted him last 2 years and when he sign with cubs i was pissed then spring training hitting every thing out of the park then the season started and he did nothing
El Chapo: extremely streaky hitter
El Chapo: I think his splits vs LHP are better than RHP this season
El Chapo: ponderous
El Chapo: but if you need a guy to mash dingers in the playoffs, can't do much better than him in the part-time-players pool
El Chapo: imo he would've been the WS MVP in '17 had the Dodgers won
gsx99limited: thats true its not how many you hit its when you hit them
El Chapo: yuuuup and he went nuts in Houston
gsx99limited: but in wrigley i thought playing full time he would hit 30
El Chapo: me too, man. me too
gsx99limited: something the more playing time it just exposes why you were a good part time player
El Chapo: exactly
gsx99limited: sox have that guy in Leury Garcia
El Chapo: he's a guy that you give him 2-3 starts a week and then pick spots for him down the stretch
gsx99limited: great super sub as long as you don't play him to much
El Chapo: it helps when that guy has no pulse, just excited to play and very even no matter what's the game situation
gsx99limited: thats what you want that why so many world series mvp are no name guys
El Chapo: very true
El Chapo: Pearce from Boston in '18 was that guy
gsx99limited: its an endless list
El Chapo: Houston signed Marwin Gonzales
El Chapo: guess they didn't tell him No More Trash Can
gsx99limited: lol
El Chapo: if you see Ragnar in lobby, ding to get my attention
gsx99limited: k
El Chapo: Acavia has arrived
El Chapo: you got the time?
El Chapo: or the patience?
gsx99limited: no i dont have either
El Chapo: k man I c u tomorrow
gsx99limited: I will see you in the morning
El Chapo: yup
El Chapo: have a good night
gsx99limited: go piss him off and have a good one
El Chapo: lol will do provided a 3rd shows
gsx99limited: lol
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Cyber Ranger: brb - ice/change clothes
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Cyber Ranger: Hey kids!!!
majicmule: hi
El Chapo: hello CR
El Chapo: start with bot if no 4th by 1800 central u.s. time?
El Chapo: it's been dead in here today
Cyber Ranger: ...or - now, but I'm smk/listen
El Chapo: fine with me
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El Chapo: Acavia's cowardice is his problem
Cyber Ranger: mm - wait???
El Chapo: can always restart if we get a 4th in lobby
majicmule: ok restart by turn 4
El Chapo: works for me
Round 1 of 12
Round 2 of 12
Round 3 of 12
Round 4 of 12
El Chapo: Acavia in lobby
majicmule: bot:restart
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Cyber Ranger: NO - past the restart...
Cyber Ranger: beginning of rnd 4 -not end
El Chapo: that's true
El Chapo: letter of the law
Round 5 of 12
Cyber Ranger: My food mtn is terraced...
Round 6 of 12
LandruBOT: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(13.30%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(6.67%) Sunspot Activity(20.00%) Meteor Strike(6.67%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(6.67%)
Round 7 of 12
Round 8 of 12
El Chapo: bot:playerevents
LandruBOT: Event Time Line: (2) Relative Died [Cyber Ranger ] ~ (3) Mischievous Elves [El Chapo ] ~ (3) Tap Dancing Mule [<A.L.A.N.> ] ~ (4) Kazinga Races [<A.L.A.N.> ] ~ (5) Flying Cat Bugs [Cyber Ranger ] ~ (7) Gypsy Inlaws [El Chapo ] ~ (8) Best Built Mule [<A.L.A.N.> ] ~
El Chapo: nice
El Chapo: very nice
Cyber Ranger: Your slave - mm, did you well...
El Chapo: on the contrary, he helped me not one lousy bit
El Chapo: burned not one mule
El Chapo: and took a bolt out of one of mine
Cyber Ranger: previous round - set up this one...
El Chapo: he nkew what was coming
El Chapo: he is no fool
Round 9 of 12
El Chapo: hmmmm what to do, what to do
El Chapo: crystite has sold very high this game
El Chapo: only one (1) sub-par price
majicmule: except when pirates came
El Chapo: even then the store was offering 136 to any who'd managed to squirrel away a unit or two
El Chapo: and now for my next trick: arson
Round 10 of 12
El Chapo: there it is
Cyber Ranger: ...tick-tock, not over - yet...
El Chapo: for sure lots of time left
Round 11 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Right-side conversion is a bitch...
El Chapo: won't matter
Cyber Ranger: Let
Cyber Ranger: Let's see what Alan does...
Cyber Ranger: OK, half-way there...
El Chapo: that's right
El Chapo: only factor will be final tite price
El Chapo: and only majic can catch me
majicmule: thats cause i did ore when i had to
El Chapo: that's right
El Chapo: he is no fool
El Chapo: nor a slave
Round 12 of 12
El Chapo: gge
Cyber Ranger: He did ore to his detriment... YOU wouldn't have succeeded w/o his help... THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE - not, one and his helper..
El Chapo: zip it, impbecile
Cyber Ranger: FUCK OFF, PRICK
El Chapo: all these years of playing and only a 10% ratio
El Chapo: pitiful
El Chapo: pure random chance is ( checking notes ) 25%
Cyber Ranger: I ENJOY THE GAME, AND - most - of the people... WHY, are YOU here???
El Chapo: for the same reasons
El Chapo: see? we're more alike than you imagine
Cyber Ranger: Then DO the same...
El Chapo: except for play style
El Chapo: I do me, you do you
El Chapo: lmao
Cyber Ranger: I enjoy my play - not a frigg'n bot - like y'all...
El Chapo: ORLY
El Chapo: the logs indicate otherwise
Cyber Ranger: tite price sucked...
El Chapo: only rd 2 and rd 12
El Chapo: majic I think you caught me
El Chapo: at the very least by pltos
Cyber Ranger: My enjoyment isn't based upon useless medals...
El Chapo: is someone typing? I can't see
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El Chapo: grats majic
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