You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computer players are allowed.
Angor visits
Angor joined the game in slot 1
papaledoupe joined the game in slot 2
NicApicella visits
NicApicella joined the game in slot 3
Markoronio visits
NicApicella was kicked
Added computer player <D.A.N.>
Markoronio joined the game in slot 4
NicApicella visits
NicApicella: you prefer playing with an ai than with a human? thanks for kicking meÉ :-(
papaledoupe: Pete's going to be dead again isnt he
papaledoupe: We're waiting for another guy
papaledoupe: Sorry man
NicApicella left the game
Angor: burn
papaledoupe: XD
Angor: you dissed him
Asterix visits
papaledoupe: PETE PETE PETE PETE
Angor: Papaladoupe prefers Ai to players Asterix
papaledoupe: XD Fuck you tom
papaledoupe: All in favour of ben joining instead of pete?
Markoronio: Lol
Angor: wait thats mean
riversage visits
Angor: sorry riversage
riversage: yo
riversage: take out dan
Pyrite visits
seraph_lld visits
riversage: ill play
riversage: ?
riversage was kicked
mugwash visits
Angor: lol
seraph_lld was kicked
mugwash: you all smell
Markoronio: Haha
Asterix was kicked
riversage visits
mugwash left the game
riversage was kicked
<D.A.N.> was kicked
Pyrite joined the game in slot 3
papaledoupe: FINALLY ;-;
Angor: brutal abuse of admin rights
Markoronio: Wow that took a while
papaledoupe: I offended everyone on the internet
papaledoupe: yay!
Angor: yay
Angor: do you need to explain what to do to pete?
Markoronio: The riverbed plots are best for food, mountain plots for smithore, the more mountains there are, the better they are for smithore
Angor: press spce
Markoronio: Plains are best for energy
Pyrite: i'll just look at the how to
Round 1 of 12
Markoronio: damn
papaledoupe: press space peeete
Angor: press space
papaledoupe: XD
Angor: you have to press on the plot you want
Angor: buy a mule
Angor: then buy some wheat
Angor: then go to your plot
Angor: press space
Angor: run to the pub
papaledoupe: hell yeaaa.
Angor: nice
papaledoupe: to the pub!
Pyrite: bizarre
papaledoupe: that it is.
Angor: wooo energy boom
Angor: press space
Angor: to skip this bit
papaledoupe: damn you sir
papaledoupe: this is the stupidly confusing bit
Markoronio: sorry i went to get a drink
Angor: if you dont have enough energy or food you get a smaller turn time
papaledoupe: and energy is needed to mine and farm
Pyrite: funny that mark and i chose the same guys
papaledoupe: Hehe
Markoronio: he looks the coolest
Angor: why did you choose them
papaledoupe: Nah, me am coolest.
Angor: me me me
Pyrite: cos we have the same tastes i guess
Angor: im like a rock on legs
papaledoupe: awesooome...
Round 2 of 12
papaledoupe: you're silly
Markoronio: i knew tom would do that
papaledoupe: you asshole :p
Angor: bwhahaha
Markoronio: hahaha
papaledoupe: hehe
Angor: huge sale
papaledoupe: cripes
papaledoupe: maaaark
Markoronio: tom refuses to be outdone
Angor: exactly
Angor: woop
Markoronio: yay profiting from misfortune
Angor: ooh
Markoronio: haha I love it when people wander around aimlessly
Angor: yay pity
papaledoupe: :D
Markoronio: do you know what you're doing yet?
Pyrite: no
Angor: looks like it
Pyrite: :p
papaledoupe: Yeah
papaledoupe: It does
Angor: press space
Angor: Wow
Angor: dont sell
Pyrite: in unrelated news, this looks awesome: http://www.l4dmods.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=305:grab-your-popcorn&catid=2:news&Itemid=13
Angor: we can make more next turn
Angor: nice
Angor: lets hope it doesnt get eaten by bandits or something
papaledoupe: Hehe
papaledoupe: Fucks sake..
Angor: lol
Angor: wow expensve
Markoronio: mwehehehe
Pyrite: bugger
papaledoupe: -.-
Markoronio: Excellent
Round 3 of 12
papaledoupe: IT'S EVOLUTION BAAAABYYYYYYYY
Markoronio: I'm not going to try and find the relevacne there
Pyrite: is smithore production the cog symbol?
Markoronio: yes
Angor: yeah
papaledoupe: obviously..
papaledoupe: doesnt make any sense at all
Markoronio: damn
Angor: hur hur hur
Angor: sizzle
Angor: SPACE
papaledoupe: How does acid rain increase crop output..?
Markoronio: lucky for pete there
Pyrite: was that bad?
Angor: PRESS SPACE!
Angor: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pyrite: i have no idea what's going on
papaledoupe: XD
Angor: hold onto it
papaledoupe: Crimeny, one of petes farms produced 9 units
Angor: it will become more expensive
Angor: its gone up 7 since last time
papaledoupe: You asshole :P
Angor: lol
papaledoupe: Not that you were going to buy any anyway ;)
Pyrite: still no idea what's happening
Markoronio: lol
Markoronio: you have lots of food
Angor: you dont have to keep moving back
Markoronio: have you worked out the auction system yet?
Pyrite: no, still no idea what's going on
papaledoupe: XD
Pyrite: oh well
papaledoupe: I know what you mean
Markoronio: lol damn you
Markoronio: you took advantage of poor innocent pete
papaledoupe: Oh shit yeah petes green
papaledoupe: oops
Markoronio: you need to build some energy farms
Angor: press spcae
Round 4 of 12
Pyrite: i though i had
Markoronio: you've built two food productions and one smithore
Angor: you had pete
Angor: your a good boy
papaledoupe: Feck
Angor: lol
papaledoupe: why so much land?!
Pyrite: /kick Angor
Angor: wha
Markoronio: lol
Angor: /kick noob cannon
papaledoupe: Stop pushing prices up insanely high :(
Pyrite: i think the bidding system is a bit broken
Angor: it seems a little odd
Markoronio: so it's not just that you don't understand it then? ;-)
papaledoupe: Only breaks when people push the prices up, they cant come down from orbital levels again
Pyrite: exactly, the idea of auction prices going up is based on people not bidding amounts unless they're willing to pay them
Angor: oh no
Angor: damn elves
Pyrite: pushing the price up when you have no intention of actually buying makes no sense
papaledoupe: yeah
papaledoupe: stop doing it tom :p
Pyrite: it's not in the seller's interest
Angor: hey its part of the game
Angor: also i cant do it with such little money
Angor: PPPPPRRRREEEEEESSSS SSSSPPPPPPAAAAACCCCCCEEEEE
papaledoupe: >:)
Markoronio: :-(
Angor: lol
papaledoupe: damn
papaledoupe: crystite is my thing
Angor: Wow look at that price
Angor: dont selll
Angor: or we all will
papaledoupe: thats a damn good price
Angor: watch those prices drop now
Angor: it will keep going up though
Angor: the less we sell the more its worth
Markoronio: that's not actually how it works
Angor: ye it is
Markoronio: it's based on supply and demand
Angor: exactly
Angor: the more that they have bought off us
Markoronio: where supply is available number of MULEs and demand is number of unused player plots
Angor: the less they need
papaledoupe: aaaah.
papaledoupe: thats how it works.
papaledoupe: Haha energy chicken!
Angor: :S
Markoronio: lol that was silly
papaledoupe: D:
Round 5 of 12
papaledoupe: Why are there so many land auctions?
Angor: lots of land
Angor: I bid higher?
Angor: zing
Markoronio: lol damn that was close
Angor: eugh
Angor: pete sucks cock
Pyrite: you wish
papaledoupe: seriously presss space next time
Markoronio: Grr
papaledoupe: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Angor: yeah man
Angor: it saves so much time
Pyrite: enraging you is the only tactic i know
papaledoupe: XD
Angor: well we will play the silly expensive plots game then
Pyrite: you already did
Markoronio: wow that's a terrible price
papaledoupe: yeah ):
papaledoupe: I've no idea how you get a good price or how to tell whats going to get you a good price..
Markoronio: Crystite always varies randomly
papaledoupe: why are all the prices except ore shit?
papaledoupe: Its kind of unfair that everything but ore is useless when I had no way of predicting that when I decided what to produce
Round 6 of 12
Pyrite: how do they work out the totals?
papaledoupe: not a fucking clue
Pyrite: looks a bit voodoo
papaledoupe: votekick angor? :P
Angor: or bow before my majesty
Pyrite: too drunk to get into the pub there?
papaledoupe: someone going to answer my question then?
Pyrite: bah
Markoronio: don't be silly
Angor: your just whining because im winning
Pyrite: of course
Markoronio: too drunk to get to the assay there?
Angor: and i have very little idea on how to play this game
papaledoupe: And you're just winning because noones telling us how the game works ;)
Angor: this is my third game of it
Pyrite: i don't even know what stuff i need
Angor: press space
Angor: Oh baby
Angor: lo at those prices
papaledoupe: fuck me..
papaledoupe: thats ridiculous
papaledoupe: why? why? WHWHWWYWYWdjkfjdhufdj
Angor: they will drop so much next time though
Markoronio: hehe
Pyrite: what happened there?
Angor: like to 50
Markoronio: no way am i selling for 88
papaledoupe: Oh yeah.. .good point
papaledoupe: What?
papaledoupe: I have farms, what the hell happened?
Angor: sell high
Angor: they need the food
Angor: lol
Markoronio: your farm didn't produce anything because you don't have enough energy
Angor: egad
Markoronio: sell high to Angor ;-)
papaledoupe: not enough energy?
papaledoupe: beg your pardon
Markoronio: haha
Round 7 of 12
papaledoupe: so - why didnt it produce anything then?
Markoronio: Tom how do you haev so much money all the time?
Angor: luck
Pyrite: cos he just sold loads of overpriced ore
Angor: the stores burnt
Angor: so it became worth a ton
Markoronio: but he usually seems to have lots
Angor: and i sold it all
Angor: lol
Markoronio: yeah i got how that happened
papaledoupe: ..
Angor: no food means no turn
papaledoupe: BUT I HAVE A FUCKING FARM WITH PLENTY OF FUCKING ENERGY!
Angor: moose rats
Pyrite: it doesn't need fucking energy, it needs growing energy
papaledoupe: xD
Angor: lol science jokes
Markoronio: it does if it's a fucking farm
papaledoupe: Thank you, true
Pyrite: indeed
Markoronio: you're welcome
Angor: I hear your mum works on a fucking farm
Markoronio: oh sit
Markoronio: *shit
papaledoupe: buy?
papaledoupe: 72? what the fuck?
Markoronio: bloody crystite
papaledoupe: Why is this happening
Angor: dont sell
Angor: the longer you wait the better
papaledoupe: its going DOWN
Round 8 of 12
Markoronio: hehe
papaledoupe: Haaha
papaledoupe: Where are the nuclear warheads btw
Markoronio: do we need to have 'the talk' again?
Angor: space?
papaledoupe: Feck I need dinner
Angor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Angor: SPACE BUGS
Angor: wow
Angor: thats rubbish
papaledoupe: Can i leave without closing the server?
Angor: dont sell
Angor: not sure
Markoronio: Nope
Markoronio: You can eat soon :-b
papaledoupe: k Ill just sit still
Angor: jesus
papaledoupe: -.-
Angor: alot of crustals
Angor: hahahahaha
Pyrite: ?
Angor: i got it for 10 in the end
Pyrite: and?
Pyrite: it will degrade for you :p
Angor: after all your haggling
Angor: is matt still there?
Pyrite: i wasn't haggling, i was dancing :p
Angor: same thing
Markoronio: matt?
Pyrite: i think that'll be a no
Angor: matt?
Angor: matt?
Markoronio: seems that way
Angor: zombies got him
Angor: wow the music only gets better
Markoronio: he's probably gone off for dinner and decided now would be a good time to leave because we can't continue without him pressing space
Angor: hahaha
Angor: hack his computer
Angor: press space
Markoronio: haha
Markoronio: 'and that's how i got started with hacking...'
Angor: sounds like an easy enough task
Markoronio: i think by the time we figured out how to do it he'd probably be back
Angor: darn
Round 9 of 12
papaledoupe: Hai :D
Angor: wow
papaledoupe: I've probably fallen behind a little
Angor: we were waiting for you to press space
papaledoupe: I know
papaledoupe: My food was waiting to be eaten
papaledoupe: I thought there was a timeout..
Angor: i dont know if they are back
Angor: no time out
papaledoupe: Oh
papaledoupe: sorry then :\
Angor: np
Pyrite: do we not get to grab land this time?
papaledoupe: All but tom missed it :D
Pyrite: oh well
Angor: and mine was lost to some random event
papaledoupe: yus
Angor: sweet
papaledoupe: NO
papaledoupe: NO
papaledoupe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Markoronio: lol
Angor: its makes crystals worth more
papaledoupe: I HAD 28 ;;;;-----------------;;;;
papaledoupe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Angor: oh
Angor: LOL
papaledoupe: NO FUCKING WAY!!
Angor: lololol
Markoronio: haha it's still worthless though
papaledoupe: I'm a broken man ;--;
papaledoupe: I hate this game XD
Angor: QQ
papaledoupe: btw sorry about leaving guys I thought all the parts where you press space had timeout
Angor: sadly no
Markoronio: What?
Round 10 of 12
Angor: No little tom
Angor: bitten
Angor: by a lizard
Markoronio: crap
papaledoupe: ahahaha
Angor: burn
Angor: space?
Angor: damn space bugs
papaledoupe: nothing has any value right now..
Pyrite: after tom sells 50 it'll be worth even less
papaledoupe: Don't sell you douche ¬¬
Angor: pah
Angor: im scared of pirates
papaledoupe: xD
papaledoupe: Ah yeah true...
Angor: after you lost everything im taking less risks
papaledoupe: Indeed -.-
Round 11 of 12
Markoronio: bloody acid rain
Angor: space
Angor: hahahaha
Markoronio: sonofabitch
papaledoupe: -_-
Angor: im hoping for pirates
Round 12 of 12
Angor: dont waste your money its the last turn
Angor: :S
Angor: yeeehaaa lets get off this dirt ball
Markoronio: Feck
Angor: Wow 80
Markoronio: it'll probably do better as an asset
Angor: possibly
Angor: its random how much its worth
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
Markoronio: lol
papaledoupe: ¬¬
Angor: Look at me jumping for joy
Markoronio: Tom wins despite not knowing how again
papaledoupe: Fecking crystite prices
Angor: im the best some how
Angor: makes sense
papaledoupe: What now?
Pyrite left the game
Angor: you may bask in my glory
Pyrite was disconnected