You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computer players are allowed.
DMXRoid joined the game in slot 1
FFNC visits
DMXRoid: hi
FFNC: hi
Dogmanj visits
Dogmanj joined the game in slot 2
DMXRoid: huzzah, my port forwarding works
FFNC joined the game in slot 3
Dogmanj: room for one more
FFNC: yep
DMXRoid: want to wait, or should i just add an ai?
FFNC: oh no please
FFNC: I Hate AI
Dogmanj: someone will show up eventually
DMXRoid: because you fear the rise of the machine intelligence?
Dogmanj: Skynet
Dogmanj: will kill us all!
FFNC: AI is too standard
DMXRoid: unless we become its willing slaves
Dogmanj: there's two people just standing in training
umule visits
umule joined the game in slot 4
DMXRoid: w00t!
Round 1 of 12
DMXRoid: no wumpus for you!
Dogmanj: it was in the upper left
FFNC: good production
Dogmanj: what a waste of a great crystite price
FFNC is not responding to continue
Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game
DMXRoid: ffnc, did yuo go away?
Dogmanj: looks like it
DMXRoid: should i just kick him?
Dogmanj: give him a min
Dogmanj: nevermind he left
umule: yup
Computer takes over FFNC
FFNC was kicked
Round 2 of 12
Dogmanj: no time
DMXRoid: gahhh
DMXRoid: i fail
DMXRoid: nice
umule: nice
Dogmanj: almost made it
DMXRoid: pft, computer gives itself free money
Dogmanj: no ones joining ffnc's tourney
Dogmanj: we must threaten him or something
DMXRoid: take over his colony!
DMXRoid: new freeland has manifest destiny
Dogmanj: we should send the pirates over to him!
Round 3 of 12
Dogmanj: let my wompus go....
DMXRoid: mmmm, eeel
umule: hehehehe
Dogmanj: says Moses
Dogmanj: Best built, is it a female mule?
DMXRoid: oh, fuck the computer
Dogmanj: lucky green, cheater!
umule: kick him and get another bot in here
DMXRoid: the new bot will just cheat too
Round 4 of 12
DMXRoid: come on
Dogmanj: again?
DMXRoid: oh, for fuck's sake
umule: next he'll get a free land
Dogmanj: no shit!!
DMXRoid: and a blowjob
Dogmanj: or a blumpkin
umule: from the wamp
DMXRoid: yeah, fuck the cash
DMXRoid: gimme head
Dogmanj: wompus loves the cock
DMXRoid: that's why everyone tries to find it
umule: yup i say fuck food
Dogmanj: was that meteor invisible?
DMXRoid: yes
DMXRoid: nice smithore price
DMXRoid: inflation due to labor unions
Dogmanj: no one's making any?
DMXRoid: pirates inc :-P
DMXRoid: ah ha, my plot to be last succeeds
Round 5 of 12
Dogmanj: it's mine!
Dogmanj: we need smithore and energy
DMXRoid: no mules for you!
Dogmanj: `nope
Dogmanj: mule nazi!
umule: damn mule hogger
DMXRoid: "fuck food" he says
Dogmanj: great....
umule: fuck
DMXRoid: cunts!
Dogmanj: two more mules
Dogmanj: shit price!
DMXRoid: let the damn computer starve!
Dogmanj: he has little ones to feed
DMXRoid: so? he should get a job
DMXRoid: no welfare in new freeland!
DMXRoid: however, you should sell me some energy
umule: not nice
Dogmanj: too late
Round 6 of 12
DMXRoid: farm aid!!!
umule: you have got to be kidding me
Dogmanj: smithore
DMXRoid: power1
Dogmanj: great
umule: damn it
DMXRoid: come on
Dogmanj: 1 mule
umule: a gimp one
DMXRoid: the gimp ones are slower
DMXRoid: better for the fuckin
Dogmanj: can we make a half mule with 1 smithore?
DMXRoid: a mu?
Dogmanj: Or one with just 2 legs?
umule: the back end right
DMXRoid: front left, back right
DMXRoid: triangulation, son!
DMXRoid: or something
Dogmanj: we need smithore!
DMXRoid: ew'll have some next turn
Round 7 of 12
DMXRoid: fuck the computer
Dogmanj: those wart worms were killing my crotch!!!
Dogmanj: itch like crazy!!
umule: nice
DMXRoid: your gyspy inlaws stole my fucking baby!
Dogmanj: damn gypsies
DMXRoid: *sigh*
Dogmanj: mules for everyone
DMXRoid: MUUUULESSSS
Dogmanj: 12
umule: ya all gimps
DMXRoid: soviet famine
Dogmanj: `i'm so hungry
DMXRoid: collective farming fails again
umule: energy shortage too don't forget
Round 8 of 12
DMXRoid: wtf
DMXRoid: i barely used them!
Dogmanj: I wish you all get bad news, I'm starving!
umule: FUCK
DMXRoid: new freeland needs some fucking missile defense
DMXRoid: use some of that smithore to make a gun or something
umule: i say don't sell but who am i to comment
umule: just kidding
DMXRoid: i love starving alien babies
Round 9 of 12
DMXRoid: nice
DMXRoid: oh, fuck the computer AGAIN
Dogmanj: uh huh
umule: AND A BLOWJOB too
DMXRoid: whoever's making us wait thorugh this is an ass
Dogmanj: it was purple
umule: sorry i had to grab my coffee
DMXRoid: oh, all good
umule: no worries, i would be pissed 2
DMXRoid: naw, shit, wtf else do i have to do
DMXRoid: 6:30 am on a sunday
Dogmanj: central time
DMXRoid: real time
DMXRoid: CST 4 life!
Dogmanj: yep
Round 10 of 12
Round 11 of 12
Dogmanj: he stole my land
Dogmanj: where's the sheriff?
DMXRoid: the computer IS the law
Dogmanj: Judge Mule
Dogmanj: ?
umule is not responding to continue
Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game
DMXRoid: dunno
DMXRoid: give him a sec
DMXRoid: might be coffee time again
DMXRoid: also, fuck locusts
umule is not responding to continue
Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game
Dogmanj: yawn
umule: boot me, my connection sux
umule: boot me my connection fucked
Computer takes over umule
umule was kicked
Round 12 of 12
DMXRoid: fucking slow ass mule
Dogmanj: got it
Dogmanj: barely
Dogmanj: shoot em down!!!
Dogmanj: damn low prices
Dogmanj: I won't win now
DMXRoid: wtf, food was 200 last round
Dogmanj: no demand I guess
DMXRoid: the whole populace was converted to robots
Game Over
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