You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.

Only 2 computer players are allowed.

cowy10 visits

Frausty visits

Frausty has the same IP address as cowy10

Frausty joined the game in slot 1

riversage visits

coolxan visits

coolxan has the same IP address as cowy10

coolxan has the same IP address as Frausty

riversage: lol i can at least watch

coolxan joined the game in slot 2

tedrick111 joined the game in slot 3

riversage: :-D

cowy10 joined the game in slot 4

tedrick111: Can 5 ppl play?

FrankieShoelaces visits

riversage: no

riversage: unfortunatly

cowy10 left the game

FrankieShoelaces left the game

riversage: lol

riversage: but i can watch

tedrick111: ha ha all 4 players were in my basement. The whiny one who just quit is 9.

riversage: lol really?????

Emogee visits

tedrick111: Yeah.

riversage: ur kidding

coolxan: he didn't want to be purple

riversage: oh

coolxan: lol

riversage: well can i join?

tedrick111: Hop in river

riversage joined the game in slot 4

riversage: way cool!

riversage: how ohow old ar eu guys?

riversage: im 11

Frausty: i'm a 20 year old ivy league student

riversage: lol cool

coolxan: i'm 17 party school student

riversage: lol

coolxan: 17 year old

Round 1 of 12

riversage: man i cant w8 till i grow up ill be like u guys!!

tedrick111: ha ha

riversage: lol

tedrick111: You mean fat and hairy and in my mom's basement?

riversage: lol

tedrick111: Nice one

riversage: thanks

riversage: good luck to all!!!

riversage: and just as a heads my internet connection sucks so when it says ive abbandoned 46% or wat ever its cause of that+ im a newbie soo i suck lol

coolxan: oops second time i did that

riversage: lol

tedrick111: YEAH EAT IT BABY!!!!

riversage: hey emogee can u talk? if u dont respond ill go to the lobby for a sec

riversage: lol

tedrick111: I play clean... can't say that about these other dorks.

riversage: lol

tedrick111: ha ha

riversage: do u guys mind swares?

tedrick111: no

tedrick111: now that whiny dropped out

riversage: lol well i fucking love fucking fuck fuck mule!!

riversage: lol

Frausty: COME ON FOURTH

coolxan: hey riversage this is your mother you're grounded now for saying that

Frausty: YEAHHHH

riversage: lmfao!!

tedrick111: and change your underpants dear

riversage: lol

Round 2 of 12

riversage: good luck

Frausty: this game is no fun without atari joysticks

tedrick111: hecks yeah

tedrick111: I need all the help I can get in this game

riversage: lol

coolxan: no its not fun when you have 42 bucks frausty

riversage: hey ted why do u have 3 plots?

riversage: we only have 2

riversage: ?????????????????????

tedrick111: It's a random event... some times it gives u one and sometimes it takes one

riversage: oh

tedrick111: Like acid rain n stuff

riversage: lucky!

Frausty: it only happens once per game, either way

riversage: cool

Emogee left the game

riversage: lol

riversage: thats right leave i dont care!!!

riversage: lol

riversage: dont sell!!!

tedrick111: Oh you're one of -those-

riversage: dont sell!!

riversage: omg

Frausty: yer screwed

coolxan: win

Frausty: i play dirty

riversage: it would have been worth 2 times as much next round

coolxan: oh he knows

riversage: lol

Frausty: i have no food

Frausty: lo

Frausty: l

tedrick111: hmm 2 smithore goons in the same game... should be interesting

Frausty: it's ok, i only made 4 mules

riversage: wtf?

riversage: u couldnt sell?

riversage: wat the fuck?

riversage: im broke

coolxan: my finger slipped

tedrick111: can't get a full breath right now

Frausty: line king

riversage: fucking A man!!

tedrick111: aw darn

riversage: lol

riversage: now im finished

Round 3 of 12

Frausty: nahh don't worry

Frausty: you'll be fine

riversage: i have 0 dollers i cant even buy anything!!!

riversage: not even a farmer!

riversage: lol

riversage: oh man

riversage: i want this plot

riversage: ill get there

tedrick111: Go for it.

riversage: lol

tedrick111: Sit tight junior we'll show you how to play.

riversage: lol

coolxan: nelson: haha

riversage: lol

Frausty: if you play with us for a while, you'll learn how to mess with other players

Frausty: and make them furious

riversage: man i cant wate until im 18

riversage: oh man

riversage: no cash

tedrick111: rub the sticks of smithore together to build a nice little fire.

riversage: lol

coolxan: or you could grind those gears

riversage: lol

riversage: man once i turn 18 so much stuff will happen

tedrick111: Like what?

riversage: :-D

tedrick111: You'll vote?

tedrick111: ;)

riversage: u guys are sooo lucky

riversage: well that

riversage: and

riversage: other "things".....

tedrick111: Your mom will let you have the basement?

coolxan: bob dylan?

riversage: lmao!!!

riversage: no

riversage: but

riversage: u know wat i mean

riversage: "THINGS"

tedrick111: Eat Mr. Hero for the first time?

riversage: dude rlly

Frausty: WHY DOES THIS GAME SCREW ME? I'M IN LAST

riversage: lol

riversage: me 1

riversage: omg

tedrick111: ....and river's back in the running

riversage: but u do know wat i mean rite?

riversage: when i say "things"

tedrick111: Yeah of course... you are going to join the marines. We get it.

Frausty: college?

coolxan: yeah bob dylan is a great musician

riversage: lol

tedrick111: I mean we "get" it.

riversage: ill buy

riversage: lol

riversage: so u know wat im going "to do"

Frausty: YAY NO MONEY

riversage: lol

coolxan: "it?"

riversage: yup

riversage: i cant wait

tedrick111: roflmao

Frausty: he who is in 4th in 3 is in 1st in 12

riversage: 7 more years

Round 4 of 12

riversage: maybey sooner

riversage: lol

tedrick111: 7 years to adulthood and you already ain't right in the head :)

riversage: yes

riversage: i nee dthat plot

riversage: dam!!!

coolxan: aw

riversage: no dont buy!!

riversage: god fuck!!!

tedrick111: rofl

coolxan: it took me 6 years older than you to say that

riversage: lol

riversage: so u beleive me?

riversage: that im 11

tedrick111: Seems to hold true mentally at least

coolxan: no you're some 40-year-old right?

riversage: lol no

tedrick111: gettin there

riversage: its just most ppl i tell on mule dont beileive me

riversage: lol

Frausty: because you're way better?

tedrick111: probably cause of your mad mule skillz

riversage: but i rlly am 11

riversage: lol

riversage: naw i suck

riversage: havnt ever even won a game

tedrick111: No way... you just found a dead animal without even trying.

riversage: lol

Frausty: *needs done up right*

riversage: can i buy food off some one this round?

tedrick111: If Frausty lets you

riversage: ill pay 150 each

tedrick111: He has $0 so I think u r good.

riversage: lol

riversage: u know wats rlly funny here ill tell u in a a sec

tedrick111: god fuck.

riversage: lol

Frausty: sorry

riversage: for?

riversage: ?

riversage: can i buy some food frausty?

Frausty: `this is crystal light

riversage: lol

riversage: plz let me buy

tedrick111: Dude just buy it

Frausty: oops

tedrick111: Dont' seek Frausty permission

riversage: dam

Frausty: frausty is evil

tedrick111: Get ruthless

riversage: ill buy

riversage: plz seell

coolxan: WHAT THE HELL

riversage: lol

riversage: now

riversage: let me tell u sutin

riversage: hold on lte me type

tedrick111: go fer it

riversage: whats rlly funny is that u guys could just be talking talking to gether and laghing at me saying how bad i am and i wouldnt even know it

riversage: lol

riversage: LOL

Round 5 of 12

tedrick111: ha ha that's what we're doing. oops now you know.

riversage: lol

tedrick111: ;)

riversage: :-D

tedrick111: I'd be like "Who sucks now?"

tedrick111: lol

riversage: yay

riversage: now they are going to take pitty on me watch

riversage: w8 for it

coolxan: we're sorry

riversage: ? for?

riversage: ?

coolxan: oh you can't smell it over the internet

riversage: oh lol

riversage: u guys are awsome

tedrick111: rofbnb

tedrick111: (rolling on floor but not breathing)

riversage: do u play runescape? anyone?

Frausty: nay

riversage: oh

tedrick111: I had one of those once. The doc told me to eat more fiber.

coolxan: nah we just abandon wow

riversage: lol

riversage: want to buy my acc?

riversage: ill sell for cheap

tedrick111: acc???

riversage: my account

coolxan: 1 yen

riversage: lol

tedrick111: runescape acc? Why would anyone buy an account on a free RPG?

riversage: lol

riversage: no its a member

riversage: lvl 61 still has like 37 days left

riversage: lol

Frausty: line king

riversage: and i have like 2 mil on there

Round 6 of 12

tedrick111: Not too shabby. Coolxan's level 62 and has the fart powerup

riversage: lol

riversage: lol

tedrick111: No more screwing around. Time to pwnage this game.

tedrick111: oops nevermind

riversage: lol

tedrick111: it must've heard me tokkin smak

riversage: who is next?

riversage: me?

tedrick111: looks like u r last? Still haven't figured out how it picks turns.

riversage: lol

tedrick111: That was pretty funny, I have to admit :)

riversage: omg

riversage: :-D

riversage: i need food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

riversage: u guys have gfs rite?

riversage: rite?

Frausty: none of us have girlfriends

riversage: ??

tedrick111: I only have 2 so I don't brag.

riversage: lol

riversage: w8 rlly?

coolxan: 6 fbs

riversage: fbs?

coolxan: fun buddies

Frausty: football bowl subdivision

riversage: dude

riversage: really

riversage: do u guys have girfrends

riversage: girlfrends

riversage: do u?

tedrick111: I sometimes pretend my mule bonzoid is my gf.

riversage: lol

riversage: im serious!!

Frausty: tyme to wyn

coolxan: dammit

Frausty: je suis le victeur

tedrick111: That was the most expensive bowl of cereal evar!

riversage: omg do u or not??????????????/

coolxan: this tub of ice cream's my gf

Frausty: girls don't like me bc i'm too hot

riversage: oh

riversage: well that sucks

Frausty: i melt their faces

Round 7 of 12

riversage: i do

coolxan: is her name gus?

riversage: lol

riversage: no

riversage: its erin

riversage: lol i think she is cheating on me lol

tedrick111: Hey I know her!

riversage: lol

riversage: where do u live?

Frausty: je suis quebecois

tedrick111: In my house. Duh!

riversage: lol rlly

riversage: wat state?

coolxan: In his house. Duh!

riversage: dude rlly!!

tedrick111: Mississippi... is fun to spell.

riversage: lol

coolxan: Louisiana... has some good gumbo

riversage: i always think " miss would you take a sippe?"

Frausty: nous sommes quebecois, nous vivons a quebec

coolxan: okay... California...CALIFORNIA....CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLIFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGH

riversage: lol

riversage: there is no way

riversage: u all live in dif places

tedrick111: We all live really close to the tri-state border.

riversage: lol

riversage: ya rite

tedrick111: You're looking at a globe aren't ya?

riversage: lol

riversage: im 11

riversage: i dont do georgaphy

riversage: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coolxan: yeah nobody likes george w either

riversage: why didny i produce

tedrick111: No energy?

riversage: oh come on

riversage: shiting mother fucker!

riversage: not to u

riversage: i ment that to the world

tedrick111: I keep telling em "Look guys, terets is a serious condition.

riversage: lol

coolxan: *tilts head and snaps fingers*

riversage: :-D

riversage: oh man im in last place

Round 8 of 12

riversage: is it ok if i give up?

Frausty: no

Frausty: you'll be fine

riversage: :-C

tedrick111: You can.

coolxan is not responding to continue

Users who are not responding must be kicked to continue the game

Frausty: just don't sell smithore

Frausty: this turn

tedrick111: It'll just make you a bot.

Frausty: it will be 250 next turn

riversage: lol

riversage: due

riversage: wat up?

riversage: coolxan

riversage: ?????

tedrick111: xan's farts must've broken the internet!

riversage: lol

riversage: rlly

riversage: u have to kick him

tedrick111: Nah hang tight. It'll recover.

tedrick111: You can drop if u want.

riversage: lol

riversage: yay

tedrick111: Before you go sell all ur food and energy just to make Frausty's day.

tedrick111: j/k

riversage: lol

riversage: do u guys have urself online anyware i want to see wat u look like

tedrick111: go to google images and type in "gastropod"

riversage: rlly?

riversage: ok

tedrick111: Yeah we're the first 3 links.

riversage: cool

riversage: its not like porn or anything rite?

coolxan: look up george clooney

riversage: lol

riversage: why?

coolxan: and then imagine a guy better looking than him

coolxan: that's me

riversage: lol

riversage: cmon

riversage: press button

tedrick111: sry

Frausty: DO NOT SELL

riversage: lol

riversage: ik

tedrick111: River now's your moment to shine... SELLL!!!!

riversage: wtf?

tedrick111: rofl

riversage: ????

riversage: lol

Frausty: next turn, smithore will be 250

riversage: can the host pause the game?

Frausty: and you'll get 5000 dollars

Frausty: 5000+, as you'll make some

tedrick111: Seems like I can't pause.

riversage: darn

tedrick111: Is that option somewhere but grayed out?

riversage: lol

riversage: yay

tedrick111: Just wait till the summary...

riversage: ok

riversage: u have to run for the food

riversage: run

riversage: lol

riversage: joking

riversage: buying energy

riversage: plz sell

riversage: lol

riversage: kk wate a sec

tedrick111: k

riversage: lets see here gastropod

tedrick111: ha ha

tedrick111: I already checked. It's a bunch of snails.

riversage: wtf?

riversage: ????????????/

tedrick111: i was joking just ignore it

riversage: oh

riversage: but

riversage: do u guys

riversage: have

riversage: facebook

tedrick111: There are no photos of us online because we're spies and we can't have that.

riversage: rlly

tedrick111: Sometimes I have a head book.

coolxan: ya rly

riversage: ok

riversage: lol

riversage: have u guys seen wow freakout?

Round 9 of 12

coolxan: i have a twitterspacebookblog

riversage: cool

tedrick111: I have MyFace

Frausty: I have Bookspace

riversage: lol

riversage: :-D

riversage: lol

riversage: :-D

riversage: man i cant w8 till i turn like 16 do u think?

riversage: i could probly get away with it

Frausty: nahh, just remember alphonse karr: "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose"

riversage: umm wats that french?

Frausty: yeah

Frausty: for

Frausty: the more things change, the more they stay the same

tedrick111: Wait you want to get old so you can haz facebook?

riversage: lol i have a facebook

riversage: :-D

riversage: what time is it where u guys are?

Frausty: early morning

riversage: lol

riversage: how aerly?

riversage: 1?

tedrick111: too

riversage: 2?

Frausty: 4

riversage: lol

Frausty: we live in the middle of the atlantic

riversage: wow

riversage: lol

riversage: now i sell

tedrick111: You gotta

tedrick111: It's gonna go to like 28 after this

riversage: yay im not poor

riversage: lol

riversage: did u guys stay up all night?

tedrick111: Coolxan looks like a banzai buddy.

tedrick111: We always stay up all night.

riversage: lol

tedrick111: 'ceptin's when we's sleep.

riversage: man

riversage: im wicked tired

Frausty: line king

riversage: i think i mite go to bed

Frausty: you're from new england, i take it?

riversage: lol

tedrick111: Well that stankies.

riversage: cause i still gotta masterbate and stuff before i go to bed....

tedrick111: It's easy... you just carefully put the worm on the hook.

riversage: lol

tedrick111: Get it? GET IT?

riversage: :-D

riversage: think i could get away with 14?

Frausty: no, because you said that

Round 10 of 12

riversage: lol

riversage: whats ur ping at

riversage: ?

tedrick111: 0 because we're all in the same room. Out of all the BS we've spewed tonight that's actually true.

riversage: lol

riversage: rofl

riversage: (awkward silence)

tedrick111: For u maybe. It's all loud and the TV is on here.

riversage: lol

tedrick111: I might spew from too much Code Red.

riversage: lol

riversage: yo guys im gunna go to bed srry i have to leave :-C

tedrick111: It's cool. Go to sleep.

riversage: im just rlly rlly tired

tedrick111: Get good grades.

riversage: lol

riversage: want to arange a hangout?

Frausty: when i graduate, i'll be making more than tedrick

tedrick111: Just hop on here next Friday. We'll be here.

riversage: dam

riversage: cant

riversage: my frend is coming over

Frausty: because i got good grades

tedrick111: ok well we're on here every friday for the rest of history.

riversage: how about wednesday?

tedrick111: odds of any of us remembering an anonymous online meeting: -400%

tedrick111: Since you got good grades you can compute that.

riversage: oh

riversage: :-C

riversage: but i rlly like u guys

riversage: :-I

tedrick111: sry. Find other 11 year olds and I guarantee they'll want to meet up.

riversage: ok...

tedrick111: Unless you go all terets. I heard normal kids don't dig that.

riversage: lol

riversage: well cya i geuss :-C

tedrick111: l8r

tedrick111: good game

coolxan: cya

riversage: ill probly never talk to u again

riversage: in my entire life

coolxan: have a good life

riversage: :-C

riversage: ok

riversage: cya i geuss

coolxan: :)

Frausty: get good grades and do a good activity in high school

riversage: :-)

tedrick111: It's understandable that you're disappointed. Nobody is as cool as us.

Frausty: then you can be rich later

riversage: lol

riversage: ok

riversage: cya guys :-D

riversage left the game

Computer takes over riversage

Round 11 of 12

coolxan: okay so now that he's gone he sucked didn't he?

coolxan: lol good times

tedrick111: I thought that lil' fucker would never leave!

Round 12 of 12

Game Over

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