PleasingFungus visits

penispenispenis joined the game in slot 1

PleasingFungus joined the game in slot 2

Super-Dot visits

Super-Dot: aw yiss

Super-Dot joined the game in slot 3

penispenispenis: kelsey

penispenispenis: your gay

Super-Dot: yeah

penispenispenis: waugh

penispenispenis: dude

penispenispenis: why

PleasingFungus: I am doing it to the music

PleasingFungus: that only I can hear

halfpress visits

halfpress joined the game in slot 4

Super-Dot: because i'm playing a videogame with my friends

penispenispenis: wat music

PleasingFungus: Mr. Halfpress, I am sorry, but this is a private game.

Super-Dot: why would i not be gay

penispenispenis: because

penispenispenis: you suck

penispenispenis: cocks

halfpress left the game

Super-Dot: no that would be a reason TO be gay

penispenispenis: lol

PleasingFungus: aw man no desert

penispenispenis: we prolly creeped

penispenispenis: that guy out

Super-Dot: goodness gracious

PleasingFungus: eh

Super-Dot: possibly

Round 1 of 6

penispenispenis: how can i make

penispenispenis: energons

Super-Dot: aa we've been abandoned

Super-Dot: jerks

PleasingFungus: I will demonstrate

penispenispenis: dude you are so "efficient"

PleasingFungus: It is my race's special power!

Super-Dot: nicholas has been published

PleasingFungus: ?

Super-Dot: noooo

penispenispenis: lol

PleasingFungus: ha ha ha

PleasingFungus: man you crysmaniac

PleasingFungus: (What are you doing?)

PleasingFungus: (Time is money!)

PleasingFungus: (Quite literally!)

Super-Dot: he is exercising

PleasingFungus: ah reasonable

penispenispenis: fuck you wumpus

PleasingFungus: Ohhhh!

PleasingFungus: I totally forgot about the wumpus.

PleasingFungus: also we are all going to starve

PleasingFungus: mann

Super-Dot: Wumpus?

PleasingFungus: He's in the mountains!

Super-Dot: ha-ha-ha

penispenispenis: fuck fuck fuck

PleasingFungus: oh god no energy

Super-Dot: I am unlikely to starve

PleasingFungus: Huh, the "no production" thing is gone.

penispenispenis: i am so bad at this game

PleasingFungus: Odd.

PleasingFungus: Man, do not be so harsh, man!

Super-Dot: everyone is bad at this game

PleasingFungus: (on yourself0

PleasingFungus: (yes)

PleasingFungus: man look at how hearty you are

penispenispenis: dude you foodman

PleasingFungus: mannn

PleasingFungus: I will buy for 1 shekel

Super-Dot: I'm just gonna sit here

penispenispenis: lol

PleasingFungus: man you cunning-man

Super-Dot: I don't even know whom I bought that from

PleasingFungus: worth a shot

PleasingFungus: also

PleasingFungus: the store

Super-Dot: lolpwned

Super-Dot: er

PleasingFungus: (you sold it to the store, that is)

penispenispenis: lol i tricked you

Super-Dot: sold it to

PleasingFungus: yes

Round 2 of 6

Super-Dot: hmm this may not be Strategic

PleasingFungus: it is a legitimate strategy

Super-Dot: drive down the price

PleasingFungus: noooo

PleasingFungus: man

PleasingFungus: you lame man

Super-Dot: how does that even WORK

penispenispenis: ha ha ha ha ha

Super-Dot: aaaaaaaaa

PleasingFungus: ...okay, that is pretty great.

Super-Dot: cat-bugs

PleasingFungus: yes

Super-Dot: flying cat-bugs

PleasingFungus: GO

PleasingFungus: hm

PleasingFungus: cat-bugs

penispenispenis: lag

PleasingFungus: ohhh

penispenispenis: ?

PleasingFungus: that makes more sense

Super-Dot: Is that what one is supposed to do with mountains?

Super-Dot: I was Rushing

Super-Dot: I was Russian

penispenispenis: ...

Super-Dot: I was rushin' like a rushan'

PleasingFungus: haha

PleasingFungus: you're dumb

PleasingFungus: hahahaha

penispenispenis: ...

Super-Dot: he needs to artificially create dumbness

Super-Dot: because he has none of his own

Super-Dot: ohhhhhhh

PleasingFungus: that is also good

Super-Dot: also he is a proficient mountain-climber

penispenispenis: fuck you wonps

PleasingFungus: AAAGH STUPID ACID RAIN

PleasingFungus: aaaaaaagh

Super-Dot: dang wumpus

PleasingFungus: wumpwumpwump

penispenispenis: wait

penispenispenis: wtf

Super-Dot: mine is longer

PleasingFungus: eww

Super-Dot: what

Super-Dot: my bar

Super-Dot: my energy bar

PleasingFungus: your "energy" "bar"

Super-Dot: whoa he has crystalons

PleasingFungus: Should've sold them!

penispenispenis: crystal meth

PleasingFungus: That was a good price.

penispenispenis: also

penispenispenis: the price was too lo

PleasingFungus: eh

PleasingFungus: I have a shortage :(

Super-Dot: oof

PleasingFungus: mannn

PleasingFungus: foood

PleasingFungus: acid rain

PleasingFungus: mannnn

penispenispenis: its my life

Super-Dot: I was just standing there and some people bumped up against me

penispenispenis: and its now or never

PleasingFungus: ew

Super-Dot: orp

penispenispenis: drive up the price

PleasingFungus: Ha.

Round 3 of 6

PleasingFungus: man I am so poor

PleasingFungus: (someone should make more food)

Super-Dot: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lag

PleasingFungus: awdang

Super-Dot: I wanted the other thing

PleasingFungus: if you drive up the price

PleasingFungus: your land won't sell

PleasingFungus: also

PleasingFungus: aw dang

Super-Dot: hey cool

PleasingFungus: Please do not - sigh.

PleasingFungus: Man.

PleasingFungus: You griefer-man, you.

penispenispenis: man

penispenispenis: it is a legitimate strategy

PleasingFungus: whatever

Super-Dot: it is in his economic interest to do this

PleasingFungus: griefer

PleasingFungus: Meanwhile, Mr. Zhang is crippling himself?

PleasingFungus: Bizarre.

Super-Dot: !

Super-Dot: !!

PleasingFungus: Quite!

Super-Dot: He is contributing to the public domain

penispenispenis: math

penispenispenis: man

penispenispenis: what is the point

penispenispenis: of

penispenispenis: ass

Super-Dot: we should all follow his example

Super-Dot: also

penispenispenis: you should be use it

Super-Dot: what

penispenispenis: before you pick land

PleasingFungus: AARGH THIS IS THE WORST PLANET

PleasingFungus: (I hate this planet)

Super-Dot: this is a nice planet

penispenispenis: fuck fuck fuck

PleasingFungus: whyyyyy

penispenispenis: what is with

penispenispenis: the crystal

penispenispenis: meth

Super-Dot: I like this planet

Super-Dot: ding ding ding

PleasingFungus: quite

Super-Dot: we haaaaaave a winner

PleasingFungus: aw you boasting-man

Super-Dot: that was not intended as a boast

PleasingFungus: nonetheless

penispenispenis: you broasting-man

Super-Dot: mmmm food

Super-Dot: hoo hoo

Super-Dot: nice doing business with you

PleasingFungus: man

Super-Dot: ~_^

PleasingFungus: I feel like a "sore" "loser"

penispenispenis: 8=D

penispenispenis: man

penispenispenis: look at me

penispenispenis: man

PleasingFungus: You know we're tied, right?

Super-Dot: aaaaa I keep doing that

PleasingFungus: (me too)

Super-Dot: how does one avoid doing that

PleasingFungus: hats

Super-Dot: it has the autojump thingy for the other ones

penispenispenis: mannnn

PleasingFungus: oh hm, we are no longer tied

Round 4 of 6

Super-Dot: I am confused

PleasingFungus: haha, someone set the price too high

Super-Dot: oh hm

PleasingFungus: with their griefing ways

PleasingFungus: oops

PleasingFungus: ...wait, you bought it?

Super-Dot: yes

PleasingFungus: !

Super-Dot: Should I not have? :O

PleasingFungus: It is quite generous of you!

PleasingFungus: (aagh I am so poor)

Super-Dot: oh hey land

PleasingFungus: heh

Super-Dot: maybe I should have bought some

PleasingFungus: probably

PleasingFungus: ah well

PleasingFungus: NEXT GAME

Super-Dot: WHAT

PleasingFungus: wait what

penispenispenis: LOL

Super-Dot: aaaa

PleasingFungus: Mr. Zhang. Do _you_ know what causes that?

penispenispenis: no

Super-Dot: now I'm depressed

PleasingFungus: aw

Super-Dot: I'm going to drink and gamble

penispenispenis: lol

PleasingFungus: Sweet, $105!

PleasingFungus: mr. zhang

PleasingFungus: you should probably assay

PleasingFungus: before buying crystite

Super-Dot: gwan gwan

PleasingFungus: ...

PleasingFungus: Mr. Zhang

Super-Dot: lessee watcha got

PleasingFungus: your strategems are most peculiar

penispenispenis: true

PleasingFungus: (Why are you playing this way?)

Super-Dot: goodness gracious

penispenispenis: they call m

penispenispenis: e

penispenispenis: the gambler

PleasingFungus: oh god

Super-Dot: because it is the optimal strategy

PleasingFungus: yes of course

penispenispenis: alsoo

penispenispenis: why did you assay my land

PleasingFungus: I was curious!

penispenispenis: but

penispenispenis: it alrweady had

penispenispenis: the icnon

PleasingFungus: that was an oversight on my part

Super-Dot: drive up the price

PleasingFungus: sir

PleasingFungus: do or do not

PleasingFungus: do not 'price-tease'

penispenispenis: i am taunting

penispenispenis: you

PleasingFungus: hm

Super-Dot: I am rich

Super-Dot: rich

PleasingFungus: quite so

Super-Dot: whoa

Super-Dot: David is the richest

PleasingFungus: sort-of

penispenispenis: im not

Super-Dot: WELL ALMOST

PleasingFungus: wait hm

PleasingFungus: YES

PleasingFungus: competition

PleasingFungus: haha

PleasingFungus: I'm rich

Super-Dot: noooo

PleasingFungus: AW DANG

Super-Dot: goodness gracious

PleasingFungus: drive up the splice

Super-Dot: goodness gee

Round 5 of 6

penispenispenis: sweet

Super-Dot: sweet

PleasingFungus: wait what

PleasingFungus: wait

PleasingFungus: what

PleasingFungus: it would not let me pick a plot

PleasingFungus: victory

Super-Dot: wait what

Super-Dot: my thing was above your thing

PleasingFungus: nope

PleasingFungus: same level

Super-Dot: lag I guess

PleasingFungus: $180

PleasingFungus: yep

Super-Dot: drive up the price

penispenispenis: i should have

penispenispenis: but

penispenispenis: i was feeliung

penispenispenis: generous

PleasingFungus: Very good of you!

PleasingFungus: My thanks.

Super-Dot: I can't tell one factory from another

Super-Dot: They all look the same!

PleasingFungus: totally lost track of what i was doing there

PleasingFungus: also

PleasingFungus: it is the things to their left that distinguish them

PleasingFungus: also

PleasingFungus: aw dang, forgot about that plot on the left

Super-Dot: but what about the empty ones

Super-Dot: WHOA

PleasingFungus: Niiiice!

Super-Dot: there was a thing

PleasingFungus: shame you skipped the picture

Super-Dot: what was that, Ididn't see it

Super-Dot: was that the wumpus

PleasingFungus: It was!

penispenispenis: ??

PleasingFungus: It said so at the bottom.

penispenispenis: no

penispenispenis: iw a

penispenispenis: aaaaa

PleasingFungus: Whoaaaaaa

penispenispenis: cock

penispenispenis: aaaa

penispenispenis: fuck

Super-Dot: whooooooa

PleasingFungus: Oh, Mr. Kelsey!

PleasingFungus: Does that remind you of this morning?

penispenispenis: ?

Super-Dot: I didn't actually feel it!

PleasingFungus: Mr. Feinberg was quite perturbed by it.

PleasingFungus: SO TO SPEAK

penispenispenis: ?

Super-Dot: They were like "hey there's an earthquake" and I was like "what I don't see anything yawn"

PleasingFungus: of course you didn't see anything

PleasingFungus: it's an EARTH-quake

Super-Dot: There was an earthquake this morning

PleasingFungus: not a LIGHT-quake

PleasingFungus: also yes

Super-Dot: At 11:something

PleasingFungus: Mr. Zhang

PleasingFungus: how are you

PleasingFungus: are you hungry

penispenispenis: screw you

penispenispenis: and

PleasingFungus: haha

penispenispenis: your overprived

penispenispenis: foods

PleasingFungus: I charge what the market will support!

PleasingFungus: (Or, I guess, slightly more)

Super-Dot: technically he is selling them at below the common cost

penispenispenis: it was the same

PleasingFungus: OH DANG

PleasingFungus: wow

Super-Dot: hoooo

penispenispenis: hmm

PleasingFungus: we kinda need some power in here

Super-Dot: Nooooooo

Super-Dot: I am no longer on top

Round 6 of 6

PleasingFungus: that

PleasingFungus: was probably not

PleasingFungus: what she said

penispenispenis: ...

PleasingFungus: (BUT THE POSSIBILITY REMAINS)

Super-Dot: how does one find a wumpus

PleasingFungus: you must spam space

PleasingFungus: maybe

Super-Dot: and

Super-Dot: what does it do

Super-Dot: oh cool

PleasingFungus: also

PleasingFungus: $$$

penispenispenis: :OOO

PleasingFungus: niiice

PleasingFungus: that was so easy

Super-Dot: That's pretty cool, I should do that every time

PleasingFungus: (also)

PleasingFungus: (observe Mr. Zhang's cash)

Super-Dot: so much more profitable than the publication

Super-Dot: he is so rich

Super-Dot: how does he do what he does

PleasingFungus: iiiii I am so powerless

PleasingFungus: now look

PleasingFungus: they will all point and laugh

PleasingFungus: (also we should play a TOURNAMENT game after this)

PleasingFungus: (it'd be radtimes)

penispenispenis: whats the "diff"

PleasingFungus: it'd be ranked

PleasingFungus: or something

penispenispenis: ...

PleasingFungus: not sure

Super-Dot: what do we even do here

Super-Dot: it perplexes me

penispenispenis: suck my cockas

PleasingFungus: IT IS A - aw dang all my crystite stuff was unpowered

PleasingFungus: man

PleasingFungus: sell sell sell

Super-Dot: hey cool

PleasingFungus: ?

Super-Dot: I have the biggest wallet again

Super-Dot: BUT NOT FOR LONG

PleasingFungus: SHORTSTOP

PleasingFungus: ("Not for long, shortstop")

penispenispenis: my dick is so hard

PleasingFungus: um

PleasingFungus: hm

PleasingFungus: um

penispenispenis: uh uh uh u

penispenispenis: mmm

penispenispenis: uhu h uh

PleasingFungus: umunum

PleasingFungus: NOOOO

PleasingFungus: aaagh

PleasingFungus: pressed too soon

PleasingFungus: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

penispenispenis: ha hs hs

Game Over

Saving score, please wait...

Score saved

PleasingFungus: I hate that so much

PleasingFungus: well

PleasingFungus: still won

Super-Dot: Is there any reason to not sell everything at this stage?

PleasingFungus: so it is all right

penispenispenis: ha ha ha

Super-Dot: Apparently so

PleasingFungus: ALSO: things are valued as assets? Maybe?

PleasingFungus: I don't even know man

PleasingFungus: also: THE COLONY FAILED

PleasingFungus: (I blame Mr. Zhang's DRIVING UP THE PRICE)

PleasingFungus: (except when he didn't)