Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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Robolzer: what happened? fluffy left?
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Gohar: i know it would look boring, but start of game is lie any other, its about settign up, and middle-end game is when it gts most fun
Gohar: no was a practice gme only, im not sure why fluffy logged off
Cyber Ranger: bot:smurfcheckmackiewack
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mackiewackie22: okay
Gohar: he is new
Robolzer: ok
Cyber Ranger: Training games yet?
Gohar: he pplayed as a kid in 80s, new to planet mule
Cyber Ranger: brb - drink
Robolzer: pm is a little different, especially after a long break hehe
Gohar: brb = bathroom break
Robolzer: i played mule alot on my c64 in the 80s, but when atarted with planet mule in 2011 i was total noob for the first 100 games. had to learn everyting from scrap again
Cyber Ranger: Then, there's the players...
Round 1 of 12
Robolzer: i played with my bro and 2 ai mostly
Gohar: thats how u catch eamous
Gohar: wampus
mackiewackie22: ok
Cyber Ranger: brb = be right back, whatever the reason
Robolzer: brb = 1-2 min for me
Cyber Ranger: mule is a chess game...
Robolzer: true, like in chess you gotta think ahead a few turn to be good
Gohar: U TOOK 1 SECOND TOO LONG, ALSO U CLICKED ON THE AREA NEAR THE MOUNTAIN, INSTEAD OF ON THE MOUNTAIN
Robolzer: turns*
Robolzer: bot:lastassays
host4u: No Crystite found
host4u: Last: No Crystite found
host4u: Prev:No Assay
host4u: -2:No Assay
host4u: -3:No Assay
Cyber Ranger: wampus is always half-way up the mtn
Robolzer: you need the wampes-eye. have every mountain on the whole screen in your eye at once, like when watching those 3D pictures of the early 90s.
Gohar: ^ exactly
Gohar: u need to be wide eyes
Round 2 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Just position yourself in the middle of the available open mtn plots and look at the middle of the screen - wampus will pop in your vision
Cyber Ranger: But - we can't help you w/ your gambling problem
Gohar: CONGRATS
Cyber Ranger: DON'T WALK IN THE RIVER
Gohar: well done
Gohar: just like in real life, it take longer to walk through the river
Round 3 of 12
Cyber Ranger: Oh, and just to prepare you in case it happens - plot loss is recoverable...
Cyber Ranger: It sucks, but can be overcome...
Gohar: ultimately at this stage wackie, we are looking to make money so that we can buy land, expand our empire so that by end of game we have most money
Gohar: land is only useful if you use it for makign money hwoever
Cyber Ranger: make everything in 3's - when possible, pairs otherwise...
Cyber Ranger: pairs together make more production
Gohar: goodprice, sell
Gohar: u can cahrge high price
Gohar: due to demand
Cyber Ranger: But - it also closes the ability to sell to the store
Gohar: but remember never get too greeedy, because then no one will buy and u en dup with nohting
Gohar: keep a balance
Round 4 of 12
Cyber Ranger: might be a med
Gohar: now that we are in rnd 4
Gohar: reward for wampus has increaesd to 200
Cyber Ranger: ev
Cyber Ranger: Every 3 rnds, goes up $100
Cyber Ranger: ...until someone MURDERS it...
Cyber Ranger: ...by taking last open mtn plot
mackiewackie22: probably pretty tasty... like calamari
Robolzer: a hairy calamari
Round 5 of 12
Gohar: buy it
Cyber Ranger: "tortise and the hare" ring a bell???
Gohar: buy
Gohar: buy
Gohar: buy
Gohar: buy
Gohar: make ore this turn
Gohar: will be ver igh price
Gohar: and sell ur ore this turn too for profit
mackiewackie22: can i make ore on flat land?
Cyber Ranger: yes
Gohar: yesm but wotn be hugek but do it this turn as price is so high
Cyber Ranger: any plot except the river - river can't be mined, only nrg and food
mackiewackie22: ok
Robolzer: most important is to have many of a kind, especially at 3, 5 ,7 and so on the production goes up alot, 3 ore make alot even on flat land, 2 ore plots might fail ..
Cyber Ranger: adjacent to your mtns
Gohar: make ore next to your other ore
Cyber Ranger: go in/out the top/bottom
Robolzer: yep, connected ones produce even more
Gohar: when ur in first place, u can expect alot of bad events
Gohar: selllll
Robolzer: oh oh oh
Gohar: mackie if u were more experience, u wud be favourite t win, ur plaing very well at th eoment
mackiewackie22: and that is how socialism works...
mackiewackie22: lol
Round 6 of 12
Cyber Ranger: ALWAYS keep food/nrg up - or, have a plan...
mackiewackie22: well done robo
Cyber Ranger: ALWAYS - try to have one more food than you need, for the next round - just in case; it won't spoil
Cyber Ranger: ALWAYS - buy food in odd numbers above your need
Robolzer: not sure mackie, i bought i dud ( 0 tite) that i cannot connect for a high price...
Cyber Ranger: earthquakes don't affect food/nrg
Robolzer: a dud*
Cyber Ranger: Unless someone's mtn slides into it...
Cyber Ranger: ...mtns don't slide into the river - like CA...
Robolzer: buying land... not always a gain
Cyber Ranger: timing
Robolzer: depends on price and round
Robolzer: and sometimes just used to not be 1st :) afraid of bad events
Cyber Ranger: "sticking" someone w/ a plot can cripple them for a couple of rnds
Cyber Ranger: depending upon the situation - as all things do
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(6.67%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(6.67%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(13.30%)
Robolzer: game counts a plot as 500 pts, if i buy it for 2800 i "loose" 2300 score
Round 7 of 12
Robolzer: that will make me go back in rank, better chance for good events
Cyber Ranger: If you're in first - you have LAST CHOICE in plot selection - as you just learned....
mackiewackie22: that sucked
Robolzer: yea, sorry. but i had to take that plot. you should have picked an earlier one
Robolzer: i was behind in rank, so if we both pick it i will get it
Cyber Ranger: It's my fault - I closed the door in the west...
mackiewackie22: i tried picking so many others...
mackiewackie22: faulty space bar
Gohar: oh makie, didnt get a plot?
mackiewackie22: correct. bummed. but a lesson learnt
Gohar: well, as long as you have learnt why it happened, its ok
Gohar: beter to learn in start games
Robolzer: you current rank is very important. often its good to be the "wolf in the sheep (3rd or 4th rank) suit" :)
Cyber Ranger: Going into the VERY TOP/BOTTOM inside corner of the store gets you halfway across the store
Cyber Ranger: Same thing EAST/WEST
Gohar: you will soon see why they bought those
Round 8 of 12
Robolzer: run up lol
Robolzer: even if you dont wanna buy it, make them others pay big for it xD
Cyber Ranger: ALWAYS - have a plan for your turn, as the last turn ends - adjusted to plot selection...
Cyber Ranger: ...if there's still a wampus, plan to get it - as a part of your turn - not hunt for it...
Cyber Ranger: How old are you mackie? We need to know for conversational cussing...
Gohar: be older than 37 pls, then i stay youngest OG
Robolzer: guys
Robolzer: Gohar: he pplayed as a kid in 80s, new to planet mule
Cyber Ranger: I want to hear an age...
Cyber Ranger: I'm a 58/26 yo kid...
Gohar: enough about u grandpops
Cyber Ranger: wait
Robolzer: xD
Round 9 of 12
Robolzer: i feel a bad event coming for 1st
Cyber Ranger: You know there's no tite in the corner
Gohar: pretty bad
Gohar: 1k spanking
Robolzer: 900 nothing against lot loss :D
mackiewackie22: oh
Robolzer: plot loss*
Robolzer: ouch, high and 2 meds
Robolzer: gz gohar
Gohar: needed taht one
Gohar: i have snot for tite elsewhere
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
host4u: Event Time Line: (1) Sunspot Activity ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Earthquake ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Radiation ~ (6) Earthquake ~ (7) Meteor Strike ~ (8) Pirates ~
host4u: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (1/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (2/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Cyber Ranger: bot:probs
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(8.33%) Pests(25.00%) Radiation(8.33%) Acid Rain(16.70%) Sunspot Activity(8.33%) Meteor Strike(8.33%) Earthquake(8.33%) Fire(16.70%)
Gohar: did u hear of the interestign face:
Gohar: if u take a regular sheet of normal paper
Gohar: and u fold it 50 times over
Cyber Ranger: The probs are like a weather forecast - most likely will happen - but not always...
Gohar: if is wide enough to reach the moon
Gohar: i know that soudns crazy, but it is 100% bonadife true
Robolzer: "reach the moon" ... whichspecies could walk on that thin piece of paper?
Robolzer: in vacuum..
Gohar: no in reality
Gohar: no i mean if u cold fold it enough times
Cyber Ranger: OK - you can only fold it 7 times, so what's the point?
Gohar: no but if u cud fold it 50 times over, it would be thcik enough to recah moon from eart
Gohar: just like the story of the man who invented CHESS
Gohar: u know that one?
Cyber Ranger: OK msm - enough benign "facts"...
Robolzer: i fear gohar will fold us 50 times oves with his super tite
Gohar: so the man who invented chestt went to the king
Gohar: and the king wanted to reward him
Robolzer: over*
Gohar: the lind offereed him anythign he asked for
Cyber Ranger: ...with "spelling"???...
Gohar: so the man said, okay, all i want is this:
Cyber Ranger: DON'T
Gohar: for the first chess slot give me ONE GRAIN OF RICE, and then double it for the next (i.e. 2 graisn) and so on. keep doubling it until u have doen it for all 64 squares
Cyber Ranger: SUCK IT UP
Cyber Ranger: DON'T FEED THE BEAR!!!!
Gohar: how many grains rice do u think he got?
Round 10 of 12
Cyber Ranger: bot:probs
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(9.09%) Pests(27.30%) Radiation(0%) Acid Rain(18.20%) Sunspot Activity(9.09%) Meteor Strike(9.09%) Earthquake(9.09%) Fire(18.20%)
Cyber Ranger: bot:events
host4u: Event Time Line: (1) Sunspot Activity ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Earthquake ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Radiation ~ (6) Earthquake ~ (7) Meteor Strike ~ (8) Pirates ~ (9) Radiation ~
host4u: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (2/2) - Acid Rain (1/3) - Sunspot Activity (2/3) - Meteor Strike (1/2) - Earthquake (2/3) - Fire (0/2) -
Gohar: what if i told u more grains of rice than grains of sand in the entire world.....
Gohar: 2^ 64
Gohar: u cant imagine a numebr so large
Gohar: same princeipel as the folding paper
mackiewackie22: fudge
Cyber Ranger: So - still a waste of time...
mackiewackie22: 2^65
mackiewackie22: is bigger
Gohar: lol
Robolzer: sigh
Gohar: no
Gohar: no
Gohar: cyber....
Gohar: never buy the last one
Gohar: i left it by purpose
Cyber Ranger: I don't believe in that crap - haven't seen it work
Cyber Ranger: Explain it to me - Aseop...
Robolzer: cyber will teach you how to blowjob now :)
mackiewackie22: why not take it all
Gohar: so we have soemthign to buy to spiek next turn if need be
mackiewackie22: on turn 12
Cyber Ranger: ...speling...
Gohar: i can buy this turn so its ok
Round 11 of 12
Gohar: go
mackiewackie22: save me one...
mackiewackie22: lol
Cyber Ranger: THAT wasn't the point of the exercise...
Cyber Ranger: Robo's right - I end up giving G $$, in the end...
Robolzer: well, its a training game
Cyber Ranger: but - he still has ore out - I don't
Gohar: only1
Cyber Ranger: I trust me - you should've bought theirs - since you didn't, fuck it...
Robolzer: gohar was 95% winner anyways
Cyber Ranger: give it a min
Round 12 of 12
Cyber Ranger: OK - someone, give me 3 plots - quickly...
Cyber Ranger: ...too busy sand-bagging to buy...
Cyber Ranger: It was fun - gge, gg mackie
mackiewackie22: thanks!
mackiewackie22: gg
Gohar: ur a quick learner
Gohar: gg
Cyber Ranger: So, is the "wackie", 420-related???
Cyber Ranger: OR - are you on meds???
Robolzer: indeed. i played much worse in my first games.
Gohar: things wil make mroe sense after 10 games, and you ll truly unederstand by 100 games
Robolzer: gg
mackiewackie22: im just crazy...
mackiewackie22: it's my nickname
Gohar: spce ba
Cyber Ranger: Oh - PRESS YOUR FUCKING BUTTON!!!
Gohar: press space bar
mackiewackie22: i was looking for the any key
mackiewackie22: sorry
Gohar: when cyber sayin F word he is tongue in cheek, dont worry
Cyber Ranger: ...AT THE BEGINNING OF "EVERY" PRODUCTION - WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THE "PRETTY COLORS" DEVELOP...
Cyber Ranger: NO - IT'S FOR FUCKING EMPHASIS!!!!!
Gohar: think of cyber as our granspops who served in army (he really did)
Gohar: so dotn worry about the F bomb, its just him adding favlour to teh sentence
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