Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
Not showing computer player development
cocksmith joined the game in slot 1
bluebonzo visits
Pomchies visits
Pomchies joined the game in slot 2
bluebonzo joined the game in slot 3
Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>
cocksmith: good lord, Dad
cocksmith: let's get rolling
Pomchies: what button - no response to my mouse
cocksmith: go to settings up top and change the "Primary" to whatever button you'd like
cocksmith: I see no one's joining the skype call for me to shit on them either
cocksmith: that's ok
cocksmith: it might be the spacebar by default too
cocksmith: I'm on top already
cocksmith: suck it nerds
Round 1 of 12
cocksmith: what is this easy mode
cocksmith: dad...
cocksmith: good god man
cocksmith: where's your plot
cocksmith: I wonder if the land gambit works on this
cocksmith: interesting how they have the crystite marked even after you assay it
cocksmith: dibs
cocksmith: dad you are gargling balls this game
cocksmith: sweat sweat sweat
cocksmith: tough sell
Round 2 of 12
cocksmith: fuck
cocksmith: whole $68
cocksmith: hope you're happy
cocksmith: wow and he totally sells it
cocksmith: good god man
cocksmith: this is horse shit I got to him first
cocksmith: anyway
Round 3 of 12
cocksmith: you wanna develop those dad
cocksmith: nah
cocksmith: he'll just sit there
cocksmith: oh there he goes
cocksmith: he's off
cocksmith: bud did you put energy on your high
cocksmith: good god damn
cocksmith: suck it, nerds
Round 4 of 12
cocksmith: no pub dive
cocksmith: yeah, I dunno how you drop the mules down in this version
bluebonzo: chat works, cool
cocksmith: fucking planetary pests
cocksmith: I tell you what
cocksmith: I'm even the victim on this version
cocksmith: talking with Dad on his woes
Round 5 of 12
cocksmith: this guy
cocksmith: sold his food
cocksmith: smdh
Round 6 of 12
cocksmith: Dad
cocksmith: you have all that food
cocksmith: good god man
cocksmith: go find a wumpus
cocksmith: go to the pub
cocksmith: smdh
cocksmith: bud you have to click your primary button when you're on the wumpus
cocksmith: otherwise you won't catch it
cocksmith: D:
Round 7 of 12
cocksmith: you don't have enough money
cocksmith: mules are $460
cocksmith: did we lose dad
Round 8 of 12
cocksmith: shit
cocksmith: I was on another screen
cocksmith: GAHHHH
cocksmith: GAHHHHHHHH
bluebonzo: this colony is a shitshow, and the chat is weird am I doing something wrong
cocksmith: what's weird about the chat
cocksmith: I just escape and enter to go back and forth between chat and game
Pomchies left the game
Computer takes over Pomchies
Round 9 of 12
cocksmith: enjoy the mules fucker
cocksmith: save some for us
cocksmith: HE'S GOING FOR IT
cocksmith: CAN.
cocksmith: HE
cocksmith: GO
cocksmith: ALL
cocksmith: THE
cocksmith: WAY
cocksmith: nailed it
cocksmith: well done
cocksmith: what the fuck
Round 10 of 12
Round 11 of 12
cocksmith: WHAT THE FUCK
cocksmith: I think the Atari's AI is better
Round 12 of 12
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