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Smardaz joined the game in slot 2

zsteelersman: need two more

zsteelersman: obx may join when he wakes up

Smardaz: played with judas last night, he tried to teach me some stuff but it was hard with his english LOL

zsteelersman: here are some very important tips

zsteelersman: #1

zsteelersman: everyone tries to grab a high mountainous plot on round 1 if they can

zsteelersman: #2

zsteelersman: the price for a piece of land on the first auction is generally $972

zsteelersman: this si so that you can catch the rat and then put out a food plot on round 1

zsteelersman: you will have just enough money to do that if you bid no more than $972

Smardaz: i did that on a local game today against ai, felt like i got the BASICS of some strat down

zsteelersman: you generally have an advantage to do that because then you can assay property and find out where the high tite plots are

zsteelersman: then since you are in last place and since the game gives last place first land choice, you can own the high tites

zsteelersman: the tips i am giving you help against humans

zsteelersman: the bot game is radically different

Smardaz: got it

zsteelersman: most guys do not like to play bots

Smardaz: yeah, but everyone is trying for the extra plot right off the bat yes?

zsteelersman: but they will suggest beginners do to get the hang of it

zsteelersman: usually three of the four players will go after the first plot auction

zsteelersman: at $972

zsteelersman: players like Cyber ranger often won

zsteelersman: t

zsteelersman: they like to "make you pay" for buying the first plot by buying up ore and keeping the price of mules high

zsteelersman: the price of a MULE is often double what the AVERAGE price of ore was at the auction

zsteelersman: if only one piece of ore i bought at $75

zsteelersman: the price of a MULE will be $150

zsteelersman: if no ore is sold at the auction

zsteelersman: the price of a MULE will be double the stores BUY price, which is much lower

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zsteelersman: for example if ore is bought at the bottom of the auction for $45

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zsteelersman: dannyboy wants this last spot

zsteelersman: I would like to hold it for him, he is coiing now

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MULEugenics joined the game in slot 3

zsteelersman: never mind

MULEugenics: i just go

zsteelersman: muleeugenices is in the house

MULEugenics: rolling a jay...stand by

landru: is dannyboy also obxkarlitos?

Round 1 of 12

MULEugenics: nope

MULEugenics: obx is mean

zsteelersman: no

zsteelersman: but he is asleep i think

landru: okay

zsteelersman: obyx is that is

landru: that is what i understood

MULEugenics: bot:kick6

host4u: Recording vote to kick player rank 6

landru: oh leave him

MULEugenics: i dont want his porn lag

MULEugenics: bot:pings

host4u: Pings: Bot: 1ms (2ms) <S11> 516ms (625ms) zsteelersman : 107ms (110ms) Smardaz : 76ms (82ms) landru : 116ms (135ms) MULEugenics : 73ms (80ms)

landru: gl hf

MULEugenics: bot:smurfcheck Smardaz

host4u: No Smurfs Found

zsteelersman: now you should assay a plot or two

Smardaz: this should be good, do my best to learn while i get my ass handed to me :)

zsteelersman: and find a high

MULEugenics: snake eyes!

MULEugenics: ffs

landru: maybe :)

MULEugenics: 40% lando says

MULEugenics: 40% of all maps

landru: no, the program says, i'm still skeptical

MULEugenics: well now im pushing it and telling everyone its yours

MULEugenics: 40%

landru: this could be one of the 60%

MULEugenics: med

MULEugenics: its snake eyes, live with it guys

MULEugenics: ill grab the mtn one

MULEugenics: its a cyclops!

MULEugenics: high on mtn

landru: you didn't put a mule out?

MULEugenics: ill let the smurf have it

landru: intersting first round strategy

landru: wtf?

MULEugenics: i need 2 for the wampus

zsteelersman: hey mule, i think sir ron is mr good?

MULEugenics: duh

zsteelersman: i am behind i know, but i figured this out

MULEugenics: you are over a year behind lol

Round 2 of 12

MULEugenics: Z got the high?

MULEugenics: wow

landru: i tried

MULEugenics: maybe not a smurf

landru: smarda didn't see where it was i guess

MULEugenics: i said it thouggh, leaked info

MULEugenics: maybe no english

zsteelersman: smard

zsteelersman: i need to get you set up with a tite map

MULEugenics: MULEugenics: its snake eyes, live with it guys MULEugenics: ill grab the mtn one MULEugenics: its a cyclops! MULEugenics: high on mtn landru: you didn't put a mule out?

Smardaz: thought i would try some paper this time but didn't do it

zsteelersman: two highs have already been found

MULEugenics: snake eyes just a myth now

MULEugenics: will the noob grab this time?

MULEugenics: hope not

zsteelersman: did you see the high noob?

zsteelersman: ;-)

Smardaz: lol, yes sir

MULEugenics: hes on it, ugh

MULEugenics: acid and i got 5 nrg?

Smardaz: you guys move fast and I'm trying to watch and learn

MULEugenics: how and why?

landru: ask me anything (mule related)

MULEugenics: game is fd

MULEugenics: sandbaggers

Round 3 of 12

MULEugenics: ?

MULEugenics: noob missed bigtime

zsteelersman: how did you miss?

MULEugenics: buy n win1

MULEugenics: easy buy!

Smardaz: dunno, i was trying, guess i didn't get the timing right

zsteelersman: the reason that they pay $60 more than you

zsteelersman: is to prevent you from being able to buy in liue of a second option

MULEugenics: this noob gonna be titeless!

zsteelersman: you have to add $60 to your opponents money and pay just over that

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landru: "buy in liue of a second option" is a confusin phrase

MULEugenics: bot:playerevents

host4u: Event Time Line: (2) Mule Lost Bolt [landru ] ~ (3) Tap Dancing Mule [zsteelersman ] ~

MULEugenics: ?

MULEugenics: Z may get his 3rd high curse!

MULEugenics: bag the shit out of it

MULEugenics: no trip high...

Smardaz: last night judas was saying something about having a surplus of 1,3,5 or 7 food/energy but not sure I understood him

MULEugenics: that makes no sense

MULEugenics: hes drunk alot

landru: food spoils by 50%

Smardaz: wtf

zsteelersman: if you keep an odd number of overage

Smardaz: oh nm

MULEugenics: guys stop bagging for highs

zsteelersman: you will not spoil an extra unit

zsteelersman: because food spoils by 50% but rounds up

landru: but will leave the odd numbered unit, so if you have 4 surplus, it spoils down to 2, but if you have 3 units, it also spoils down to 2

Smardaz: ahh

MULEugenics: holy bagging

MULEugenics: grab a high noob!

landru: so it's better to have an odd nmber surplus, but really, it won't kill you if you don't

Round 4 of 12

MULEugenics: ugh

MULEugenics: wtf?

MULEugenics: Z?

MULEugenics: 3high

zsteelersman: your empire is better than mine mule

MULEugenics: use the move to be safe from lose a plot event

zsteelersman: you ave the high plus lots of connected mediums

MULEugenics: you won

zsteelersman: my empire is spread out all over timbuktu

MULEugenics: 3high always wins

landru: not if you make the game about ore

zsteelersman: there are a million ways to lost this game

zsteelersman: lol

MULEugenics: ya like happys smurf?

landru: or if you make it hard for him to switch over when he needs to

MULEugenics: queen stays queen

zsteelersman: smard

zsteelersman: you need to learn how to grab the KNOWN highs

zsteelersman: you have passed up two known highs

zsteelersman: you are helping me win the game

Smardaz: yeah, i'm not so good at remembering where they are, i need to use notepad or something i guess

zsteelersman: yes, or my son and i use a little spreadsheet we created

zsteelersman: you just split screen with the game and make notes on the map

MULEugenics: use the tite tracker like everyone else

Smardaz: is that d/l able?

MULEugenics: its like having a split screen map

landru: i have a thousand line python program that i wrote to help me keep track. the only thing that really matters is to be in last place

MULEugenics: ya its in forum or in the facebook group files

MULEugenics: called crystite tracker

MULEugenics: 2sec dl and you can side it like i do so its half the screen

zsteelersman: i can show you at some other time how to use the assayed "lows" and "nos" to find the highs

MULEugenics: you can look at the map during auc phase and plan your shit better too

MULEugenics: like minesweeper

zsteelersman: mule told me for the first two or three months i needed a tite tracker and i dismissed his blather as just that

zsteelersman: but he was right on

zsteelersman: you cant play well without one

landru: it helps

MULEugenics: theres an auto tracker, dont use it though, its wrong if snakeyes

Smardaz: i believe it, i'll get it after this

MULEugenics: shits even color coded, you can see everything

MULEugenics: the guy who made it hasnt played a game since 2012

MULEugenics: names roguecat

landru: this is the only tracker you need

landru: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxyMQ8So_WI

MULEugenics: and i smoke pot during every game ever played

Smardaz: lmao

MULEugenics: thats over 4200 joints

MULEugenics: sometimes 2

landru: i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints

landru: and then i smoke two more

MULEugenics: my memory is intact though

Round 5 of 12

MULEugenics: i like meds

MULEugenics: bot:events

host4u: Event Time Line: (1) Fire ~ (2) Acid Rain ~ (3) Acid Rain ~ (4) Sunspot Activity ~ (5) Pirates ~

host4u: Event Totals: Pirates (1/2) - Pests (0/3) - Radiation (0/2) - Acid Rain (2/3) - Sunspot Activity (1/3) - Meteor Strike (0/2) - Earthquake (0/3) - Fire (1/2) -

MULEugenics: buy all

landru: thats a lot

landru: $1200

MULEugenics: land ahoy

Round 6 of 12

MULEugenics: buy

zsteelersman: ok

MULEugenics: a med!!

landru: please stop telling people to buy land. everyone knows to buy land. most of the time people can't afford it

MULEugenics: very lucky, last med in the game

MULEugenics: lando has 4 meds total

landru: i try

MULEugenics: bot:playerevents

host4u: Event Time Line: (2) Mule Lost Bolt [landru ] ~ (3) Tap Dancing Mule [zsteelersman ] ~ (4) Flying Cat Bugs [MULEugenics ] ~ (4) Dead Moose Rat [landru ] ~ (6) Mischievous Elves [landru ] ~ (6) Agriculture Award [MULEugenics ] ~

MULEugenics: bot:prices

host4u: Smithore buy price $230 sell price $265, Crystite buy price $72 sell price $212, Food buy price $111 sell price $146, Energy buy price $14 sell price $49, Mule Price: mule now costs $460

MULEugenics: ore was 230 last?

MULEugenics: damn

MULEugenics: food 54 now

landru: thank you

landru: anything else we should know?

MULEugenics: not for now

landru: super

MULEugenics: bot:playerevents

host4u: z ] ~

MULEugenics: noob got event

zsteelersman: mule, how long did you know sir ron was pappy?

landru: :D

MULEugenics: lucky af

MULEugenics: i knew the second game when i read the chatlogs of his game and saw him say "bugger"

zsteelersman: lol

MULEugenics: when you havent played the guy in 2years and still have most games with him , you know him

zsteelersman: he never let on though?

MULEugenics: i used to be his fuck towel back in 2011

zsteelersman: what did he say when you called him on it?

MULEugenics: then i became the master and he wont touch me now

MULEugenics: i know all his tricks

landru: like what?

zsteelersman: he has a lot of good ones

MULEugenics: his whole style of play, and tips he would neveer tell you guys

landru: like what?

zsteelersman: he has like a 47$ plus win ratio

zsteelersman: 47%

MULEugenics: like the two i just told you last game

MULEugenics: you ask him about those

MULEugenics: watch him lie and snap

landru: i wasn't in the last game with you and ron

host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(6.67%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(13.30%) Acid Rain(6.67%) Sunspot Activity(13.30%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(20.00%) Fire(6.67%)

MULEugenics: when you see sir ron do something out of the norm, hes up to something

Round 7 of 12

landru: like what?

landru: cant you just be specific?

MULEugenics: all kinds of trickery

landru: SPECIFIC

MULEugenics: you have no idea

landru: of course i have no idea, thats why i'm asking

MULEugenics: arnt the last 2 pro tips enough

MULEugenics: assya the side you want for wampus was one

MULEugenics: you got that in your back pocket yet?

landru: that's not a thing

MULEugenics: you fucked my turn lando

MULEugenics: thx

landru: you bet

landru: i have my own tricks

MULEugenics: no more pro tips for you, for life

landru: good thing i dont need them

MULEugenics: you can bug sir ron for some

MULEugenics: that means no questions on why i did a certain thing

landru: i've been beating sir ron pretty consistently in the last few weeks, i'm not really worried about him

MULEugenics: lol, be careful though

MULEugenics: the winning streak may end, and he takes the next 40

MULEugenics: damn my win ratio dropped from 44% to 43% after last game

zsteelersman: in sir ron (aka mr good, aka grandpappy)'s defense

MULEugenics: guess i better win a few back for a buff

zsteelersman: let me just say that anyone over a 40% win ratio ha tricks

zsteelersman: and lots of them

MULEugenics: aka rodz, aka zdore

MULEugenics: guy is an old wizard, must be in his 70s by now

MULEugenics: noob may buy a plot cheap?

MULEugenics: bot:probs\

host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(7.14%) Pests(21.40%) Radiation(14.30%) Acid Rain(7.14%) Sunspot Activity(14.30%) Meteor Strike(7.14%) Earthquake(21.40%) Fire(7.14%)

MULEugenics: no noob

MULEugenics: that was bad

zsteelersman: he would have come down

zsteelersman: he was desperate

Smardaz: aight

MULEugenics: need $?

landru: i spaced out for a second

MULEugenics: buy growth

Round 8 of 12

MULEugenics: buy n win

MULEugenics: it WAS a 241 buy

landru: NO ONE CAN AFFORD IT - CAN YOU AT LEAST PLEASE CONSIDER THAT BEFORE DISPENSING ADVICE?!

MULEugenics: relax kid

landru: STOP FUCKING DOING THAT PLEASE

MULEugenics: huh?

MULEugenics: lando freaking out....rare

Smardaz: landru, is that tite tracker only for mac?

zsteelersman: lol

zsteelersman: poor smardie

zsteelersman: he has to see this

landru: yes

MULEugenics: lando wouldnt do well in a REAL mule tourn

zsteelersman: the dark side of MULE

landru: actually no - it is raw python3 code

landru: it will work on any platform, but you need to download shit to make it work

landru: you have to install python3, and then you need a few other things

landru: you have to install pygame, and then you need something that will run code, probably some kind of IDE

MULEugenics: it could be a sweet tracker, but not easy to use

landru: i use Atom with an add-on called Atom Runner, which runs the program itself

Smardaz: lol thats what i was thinkin

landru: i know - i don't know how to package it into a simple dwonloadable app

MULEugenics: for dumbfucks like me its not worth the effort

landru: if you put the effort in, you'd thank me

landru: its totally worth it

MULEugenics: i actually did lando

landru: no you didn't

MULEugenics: when you first had the brainchild

MULEugenics: omg

landru: okay, maybe i vaguely rtemember something about that

landru: i should send you the latest version, its better now

MULEugenics: you talk about my pot use affecting my memory and forgot all that?>

MULEugenics: i the bitch that was pushing it in the forums

MULEugenics: friendship my asshole

landru: i dont talk about your pot use affeting your memory, thats someoneelse

MULEugenics: well i just proved pot doesnt affect memory, toss me in the med books

landru: i never questioned your memory

MULEugenics: last game

landru: ever?

MULEugenics: no last game you said something

landru: probably

landru: i probably did, can we just move on?

MULEugenics: unless i confused you with she

Round 9 of 12

MULEugenics: ya so the tracker is not really easy access yet

landru: no

landru: and i haven't had much time to work on getting it so

MULEugenics: if we could get ahold of roguecat he may be able to help splice it

zsteelersman: bot:probs

host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(0%) Pests(25.00%) Radiation(16.70%) Acid Rain(8.33%) Sunspot Activity(16.70%) Meteor Strike(8.33%) Earthquake(16.70%) Fire(8.33%)

MULEugenics: that way everyone has something to look forward to when playing this game thats had no patches since 2013

Smardaz: i was gonna ask about that, no one works on this game code anymore then?

landru: i remember they were working on MULE2 for a long time, which was a total disaster

landru: they totaly fucked that up

MULEugenics: now that was a turn

landru: it is unplayable

MULEugenics: i actually tested for it, the alpha was so sweet

MULEugenics: then they changed a bunch of shit and it looked silly

landru: no it sucked - they threw in every request and idea every player ever had and there was no game balance

MULEugenics: ya that was after

MULEugenics: first off it was perfect, besides a few bugs

MULEugenics: ai never got done right

landru: they never considered the importance of game balance - they just threw in ever feature that they thought sounded cool

MULEugenics: auc phase was perfect though

landru: they should have just updated this one for playability

MULEugenics: and the double species powers were connected nice

landru: make it play faster so you can finish a game in under an hour

landru: how about that for a feature request

MULEugenics: ya 2players went, then 3...

MULEugenics: 45mins

MULEugenics: now you cant even get it to load up

MULEugenics: 5player game though...only other clone i liked was subtrade

MULEugenics: perfect

Round 10 of 12

MULEugenics: you need dosbox but ai smart

MULEugenics: and you can GROW mules

landru: yeah, thats dumb

MULEugenics: sir ron even liked subtrade after i sent him the emulator

MULEugenics: no it was a sweet game

landru: has anyone here ever played Settlers Of Cataan?

landru: i think they are similar

Smardaz: i thought only mormons played that

landru: mormons? how did they get assopciated with settlers of cataan?

MULEugenics: its out of date, subtrade is still playable without pot

MULEugenics: if it had online, this game would be toast i swear

Smardaz: lol, my ex is mormon, i never heard of the game til my kids talk about it in their younger days

landru: lol - fair enough :)

MULEugenics: dont you need to be mormon to marry mormon woman?

Smardaz: they like it better, but no

MULEugenics: like a rule or something

MULEugenics: must be witnesses

Smardaz: lol, no I am JW

Smardaz: its encouraged but not a rule

MULEugenics: sell the spoil!

MULEugenics: oh well 23 spoil

Smardaz: imagine that? a JW marrying a mormon

landru: smard - a lot of your ore is going to spoil - anything over 50 will spoil

Smardaz: great, too busy typing

MULEugenics: bot:probs

host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(0%) Pests(18.20%) Radiation(18.20%) Acid Rain(9.09%) Sunspot Activity(18.20%) Meteor Strike(9.09%) Earthquake(18.20%) Fire(9.09%)

MULEugenics: that is weird

MULEugenics: dont you have holy fights everynight?

Smardaz: HA! she is my ex, for 19 years now

MULEugenics: oh

zsteelersman: nope

zsteelersman: sorry

zsteelersman: cant do it

MULEugenics: Z is playing god

zsteelersman: sorry

Smardaz: lol

Round 11 of 12

Smardaz: funny, i wonder how ore spoils?

landru: tite spoils too - figure that one out

landru: aybe the ore gets rusty if it's sitting around all night

MULEugenics: tite gets rained on and doesnt shine anymore

MULEugenics: worthless

Smardaz: is there a decent tite tracker for windows?

MULEugenics: ya, goto facebook group and get it from "files

Smardaz: okidoke

MULEugenics: ill give the link after game

MULEugenics: tite 148

landru: i hope so

MULEugenics: 62!

MULEugenics: ore 48 next

MULEugenics: nice win

MULEugenics: noob won

landru: what are you talking about?

MULEugenics: ?

MULEugenics: if he buys

landru: yeah smard - buy 50

MULEugenics: noob?

MULEugenics: buy 50?

landru: give yourself a chance at least!

MULEugenics: Z?

MULEugenics: buy turn?

MULEugenics: playing god

landru: i was hoping for 200+

MULEugenics: oooh

Round 12 of 12

landru: gga

MULEugenics: Z is done?

MULEugenics: get all tite and nrg out

MULEugenics: 4 will grow

MULEugenics: huh?

MULEugenics: low low and low

zsteelersman: gga

MULEugenics: gg

zsteelersman: mule eu

zsteelersman: we need to go to

zsteelersman: MULE "U"

zsteelersman: lol

zsteelersman: ;-)

zsteelersman: see you soon

zsteelersman: good learning smard

zsteelersman: mule danny says hi

zsteelersman: gnight all

Smardaz: appreciate the help

MULEugenics: you heare every night Z?

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MULEugenics: wait for link in lobby

zsteelersman: danny and i have been playing at night

zsteelersman: yes

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