You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.
Only 2 computer players are allowed.
OQuillion visits
Zephyr visits
DemonicChocobo joined the game in slot 1
OQuillion joined the game in slot 2
Zephyr joined the game in slot 3
Soolar visits
Zephyr: I AM GREEN
Soolar joined the game in slot 4
OQuillion: I YAM HIDEOUSLY BLU
Zephyr: SLOWLAR GETS PINK
Soolar: :/
Zephyr: What button is BUTTON?
DemonicChocobo: Hit space, Zeph
DemonicChocobo: Space is the button for most interaction
OQuillion: Hit Space on the plot of land you want
DemonicChocobo: LOOK AT ME IM SO AWESOME
OQuillion: After this.
Round 1 of 12
OQuillion: I'M HIDEOUS. BUT NOT AS HIDEOUS AS YOU GUYS.
Zephyr: Ahh. I guess I get that plot
OQuillion: I just realized DC beat me :\
OQuillion: Protip: don't walk into walls
OQuillion: Pub gets you money if you go there while you have time left as you can see
Soolar: good to know
DemonicChocobo: ALWAYS go to the pub if time remains.
DemonicChocobo: Zeph
OQuillion: I recommend grabbing the Energy
OQuillion: Second from right
DemonicChocobo: Mule
OQuillion: Mule first.
DemonicChocobo: Mule first
OQuillion: Bottom right
Soolar: bottom right
DemonicChocobo: Now go to your plot
DemonicChocobo: space
OQuillion: Whee
DemonicChocobo: aw
Zephyr: I AM BEST AT THIS GAME
OQuillion: That's supposed to be a river where food grows bes Soolar
DemonicChocobo: Anyway, terrain influences the production power of your factory
DemonicChocobo: zeph has a plot on plain
DemonicChocobo: which is best for factories
DemonicChocobo: uh
DemonicChocobo: energy*
DemonicChocobo: Mine is mountain
OQuillion: Deserts are BEST actually but plains are better than other stuff and suck for everything else
DemonicChocobo: which is good for smithore
OQuillion: XD
OQuillion: Smithore replenishes mules and generally sells best
Soolar: what
DemonicChocobo: You bought my smithore.
DemonicChocobo: lolol
Soolar: oh
Soolar: lol
OQuillion: Which you don't actually need to buy lol :\
DemonicChocobo: Poor Owen
DemonicChocobo: Or Zeph
OQuillion: Food you do need for some reason
DemonicChocobo: Soolar is expensive.
DemonicChocobo: lol
Soolar: lol
OQuillion: You should grab that river plot next to Soolar's Zeph
Soolar: lol we all have surplus
DemonicChocobo: Zeph you should always sell if you have surplus
OQuillion: No reason not to sell surplus since it's likely to rot
Soolar: zeph run
DemonicChocobo: Yay for Soolar buying my smithore for 40 each
DemonicChocobo: lol
Soolar: lol whoops
Round 2 of 12
OQuillion: Buttons other people
Soolar: Owen?
OQuillion: I AM FOOD MEISTER
DemonicChocobo: Anyway Zeph, that's a river plot so buy Food this time
Soolar: what should I buy?
OQuillion: Mountains are for smithore
Soolar: this?
DemonicChocobo: Smithore is the gear
OQuillion: Second from left
Soolar: kthx
DemonicChocobo: By the way, food plots give you more time so always good to get some food
OQuillion: :(
DemonicChocobo: NOOOO
OQuillion: Though that only hit DC huh
Soolar: that's good for you Owen
Soolar: lol
OQuillion: Yeah I read it backwards
DemonicChocobo: >:(
Zephyr: What do the other resources do?
DemonicChocobo: Sell em
DemonicChocobo: for money
DemonicChocobo: well
OQuillion: Energy makes sure you can produce stuff, Smithore is to sell to the store to keep Mules cheaper / existent, and Crystite has a randomized value
DemonicChocobo: Smithore influences Mule price
DemonicChocobo: Wow Owen
DemonicChocobo: Wow
OQuillion: z5
OQuillion: Blargh meant to keep a little in reserve
OQuillion: ffffff
DemonicChocobo: AHAHAHA
Soolar: whoops
Soolar: too much
OQuillion: Need to buy one unit or your production will be screweD zeph
DemonicChocobo: buy 1 zeph
DemonicChocobo: make sure everything is at 0
Soolar: what terrain is best for energy?
OQuillion: Deserts
DemonicChocobo: Plains
DemonicChocobo: and Deserts
OQuillion: The little cracked stones
Soolar: yay second place
Round 3 of 12
OQuillion: Building adjacent to stuff also gives you bonus production type stuff
OQuillion: omg.
OQuillion: WIN
DemonicChocobo: LOL SOOLAR BACKED OFF
Soolar: boo
Zephyr: The Smithore is the gear symbol right?
DemonicChocobo: Yep.
OQuillion: Correct
Soolar: I get so lucky in the pub lol
DemonicChocobo: It's not luck.
Soolar: what's good for the crystal stuff
DemonicChocobo: It's proportionate to the time.
Soolar: ah
DemonicChocobo: Crystal sells for a lot
DemonicChocobo: well
DemonicChocobo: it CAN sell for a lot
OQuillion: It's randomized
Soolar: no I mean what terrain
OQuillion: You have to prospect for it though
Soolar: oh meh
DemonicChocobo: You have to search for it like Owen said
OQuillion: Each square is randomized
DemonicChocobo: See where it says Assay?
DemonicChocobo: That's how you search for it
OQuillion: :(
OQuillion: OK that's more like it
OQuillion: FUCK YOU GAME.
DemonicChocobo: HAHA
DemonicChocobo: I GOT SCREWED TOO
OQuillion: ns that slows the time down
DemonicChocobo: lol
OQuillion: :(
Soolar: hahaha oh wow
OQuillion: WHAT
OQuillion: NO FUCK.
OQuillion: ARGH.
Soolar: HAHA OWEN
OQuillion: I HIT THE BUTTON TOO SOOOOON
Soolar: sux to be you
DemonicChocobo: Careful about hitting down. It's not a race. Completely.
OQuillion: ;_;
OQuillion: lol wut
Round 4 of 12
OQuillion: SPEND YOURSELF INTO OBLIVION, GET ON THE LEADERBOARD
OQuillion: BID WAR: ZEPH VS DC
OQuillion: ns @ that
OQuillion: z5
Soolar: lol
OQuillion: Wing and a prayering that?
DemonicChocobo: Yep
DemonicChocobo: oooh.
Zephyr: So can Crystite be cound anywhere?
Soolar: yay
DemonicChocobo: Yeah
OQuillion: Pretty much
DemonicChocobo: Low on mules lol
OQuillion: It does concentrate so those nearby squares are prime property
DemonicChocobo: FUCK
DemonicChocobo: YOU OWEN
Soolar: hate
OQuillion: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DemonicChocobo: That was a good thing.
DemonicChocobo: -_-
OQuillion: The meteor's full of crystite?
Soolar: :/
DemonicChocobo: Yep.
Soolar: 1 crystite
Zephyr: My energy thing aint producing shit
DemonicChocobo: Wow Zeph
Soolar: lol Owen
OQuillion: That's what happens when you have extra
DemonicChocobo: lol Owen
DemonicChocobo: :(
OQuillion: Gragh.
Soolar: zeph sellllllll
OQuillion: Looking at the wrong number
OQuillion: lol twu
OQuillion: Gah
OQuillion: How the mighty have fallen
Soolar: lol
DemonicChocobo: That auction killed me
DemonicChocobo: I was dumb
DemonicChocobo: lol
OQuillion: SOOLAR, BUTTON
DemonicChocobo: Soolar?
Round 5 of 12
Soolar: hate you Owen
OQuillion: ?
DemonicChocobo: BARRICADE COMPLETE
Soolar: for getting the metero
Soolar: meteor*
OQuillion: ;_;
DemonicChocobo: FYI. you walk slower when you cross someone else's plot
DemonicChocobo: and I just divided the map in half
OQuillion: Half-ish
Soolar: wait whoops
Soolar: should have gone for energy I guess
Zephyr: SMITHORE ON PLAINS
Zephyr: OH SHIT
Soolar: I hate you so much Owen
OQuillion: z5
DemonicChocobo: By the way, whenever there is a medium concentration of crystite
DemonicChocobo: there is a HIGH concentration nearby
OQuillion: wut
OQuillion: Fuck
DemonicChocobo: it's kind of like minesweeper
OQuillion: I didn't have enough energy?
OQuillion: SOOLAR, BUTTON
Soolar: wut
OQuillion: You can skip the slow production phase if you hit button
OQuillion: COME ON HOT CRYSTITE ACTION
DemonicChocobo: :/
Zephyr: Your profit is slightly more than the Smithore
DemonicChocobo: I AM ADEQUATE
OQuillion: lol sunspot
Soolar: WOW
DemonicChocobo: I AM ENERGY JESUS
OQuillion: FUCKIN' HELL.
Round 6 of 12
OQuillion: FUCKIN' DC
OQuillion: FUCKIN' COLONY
DemonicChocobo: hahano
OQuillion: Too fast ;_;
OQuillion: NOOOOOOOOO
OQuillion: MY CRYSTITE MONOPOLY
DemonicChocobo: aw
Soolar: wat
OQuillion: WHY DOES SOOLAR GET THE GOODIES
DemonicChocobo: Basically you got a bonus of 400
OQuillion: DAMN YOUR EYES
DemonicChocobo: I should probably get some food
Zephyr: ECONOMY
Soolar: yay lol
Soolar: running low on mules :O
DemonicChocobo: LITTLE BLUE ASTRONAUT
OQuillion: lulz
DemonicChocobo: ...
DemonicChocobo: SO MUCH CRYSTITE FROM ME
OQuillion: Stupid Crystite
Soolar: eww it sells for so little
OQuillion: ./hedge bets instead of easy payoff now
DemonicChocobo: YAY IM STARVED
OQuillion: QUICK GUYS GOUGE DC
Zephyr: ADEQUATE
Soolar: YEAH LOL
OQuillion: hcore lol
Soolar: risky
OQuillion: It's like chicken only with more standing still and no ramming into each other
DemonicChocobo: ENERGY JESUS STRIKES AGAIN
Soolar: GOUGE ZEPH
Soolar: or don't
DemonicChocobo: I CONTROL THE ENERGY
Zephyr: I AM GOUGED FOR TWO BUCKS
OQuillion: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Round 7 of 12
Soolar: I am a loser :(
DemonicChocobo: TIME TO NOT STARVE
DemonicChocobo: lol
OQuillion: ns
DemonicChocobo: lol
Soolar: lol
OQuillion: what was that
DemonicChocobo: I think Zeph
DemonicChocobo: is tricking Soolar
Soolar: it was a duel
DemonicChocobo: into wasting money
Zephyr: THE DANCE FOR MONEY IS A BIZARRE DANCE
Soolar: lol
DemonicChocobo: Uh...that's nice I guess.
OQuillion: GAEM HAET ME
DemonicChocobo: YOU GOT A CRYSTITE METEOR
OQuillion: AND I'M STILL IN LAST PLACE
Soolar: no, I am
Soolar: lol
Zephyr: Soolar's newfound land will give him Herpes
Soolar: wait
Soolar: shit
Soolar: I can't affor a muel
Zephyr: PROSPECTIN' BLIND
Soolar: and a pack
Zephyr: ECONOMY
DemonicChocobo: LOL
OQuillion: Didn't mean to essay that
Soolar: :(((((
OQuillion: assay
OQuillion: Blargh.
Soolar: shouldn't have bought that land :/
OQuillion: Shouldn't have rather
DemonicChocobo: Soolar we can skip this if everyone hits space
Soolar: right right
DemonicChocobo: HA-HA
OQuillion: FUCKING FUCK FUCKERS.
DemonicChocobo: ECONOMY IS ALL ABOUT EARTHQUAKES
DemonicChocobo: Zeph, did you hit down in accident?
Zephyr: I WILL NEVER TELL
DemonicChocobo: Wow I'm winning by 1 dollar
Soolar: I am such a not winner :/
DemonicChocobo: Zeph takes the lead
OQuillion: EVERYBODY SUPRLUS
DemonicChocobo: ENERGY JESUS TIME
DemonicChocobo: Zeph, you really need a solar plant
Zephyr: I guess
Round 8 of 12
Soolar: I WILL NOT
Soolar: LOL
Soolar: mules so cheap
Soolar: umm
Soolar: what
Soolar: that was mine
Zephyr: It is green so it is mine
Soolar: oh nevermind I'm on crack
OQuillion: XFD
DemonicChocobo: lol
Soolar: I WILL COMPETE WITH YOU FOR ENERGY DC
DemonicChocobo: AHAHAHA
DemonicChocobo: Zeph's mule just flipped out
DemonicChocobo: and ran away
Soolar: yeah lol
OQuillion: BUTTONS
DemonicChocobo: NO CRYSTITE MAKES ME ANGER.
DemonicChocobo: Well, it generated ONE crystite
DemonicChocobo: so whatever
Soolar: no smithore from that mountain :/
OQuillion: My meteor sucks :\
Soolar: what zeph
OQuillion: SCORE
DemonicChocobo: Zephyr is like running some kind of crazy smithore collection
Soolar: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
DemonicChocobo: OH I SEE
DemonicChocobo: Zeph is trying
OQuillion: To run the price up
DemonicChocobo: to stop our mule production
DemonicChocobo: that too
DemonicChocobo: ENERGY JESUS
Soolar: I WIN AT ENERGY
DemonicChocobo: IS SOOLAR?
Soolar: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DemonicChocobo: Like energy is even that profitable.
Soolar: SHUT UP NO ONE LOVES YOU
OQuillion: I AM CLOSING IN
Soolar: I am such a loser :/
Round 9 of 12
OQuillion: Haha Zeph's mules suck
DemonicChocobo: Wow Zephyr is getting fucked by the game
OQuillion: it does that to the leador
OQuillion: ...
DemonicChocobo: HAHA
DemonicChocobo: Darn, it moved.
DemonicChocobo: Or maybe it's because I claimed the land
OQuillion: Think I'm lagging
OQuillion: Soolar keeps stopping at random
OQuillion: ENERJESUS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGAOOL
Soolar: so much energies
DemonicChocobo: SMITHORE MONOPOLY
OQuillion: STOP THAT SOOLAR YOU'RE MAKING THE TIMER WIG OUT
OQuillion: :(
Soolar: lol
OQuillion: Knew I shoulda saved some
Soolar: I WONDER WHO'S GONNA WIN
OQuillion: Zeph and I are really close
Soolar: $2000
OQuillion: His smithore is a pretty huge assets
DemonicChocobo: Yeah.,
Soolar: HOLY SHIT
Zephyr: THREE POINTS
OQuillion: FUC
OQuillion: Look how clos
OQuillion: e
Soolar: I WONDER WHO'S GONNA COME IN DEAD LAST?
Round 10 of 12
DemonicChocobo: Wow I'm slow.
Soolar: LOL
Zephyr: FFFFFFFF
OQuillion: EASY COME EASY GO
OQuillion: fffffffff
Zephyr: ECONOMY
OQuillion: whoops.
DemonicChocobo: Wow.
Soolar: yay
Soolar: lol
OQuillion: COME ON I'M THE FOODMEISTER WHY ARE THE ACKNOWLEDGING HIM
Soolar: because I'm losing
Soolar: good things happen to losers
Soolar: :/
OQuillion: lol wut @ my top smithore getting 3
Zephyr: FFFFFFF
OQuillion: HAHA ZEPH'S GONNA STARVE YES
OQuillion: WHY DOES IT KEEP GIONG UP
OQuillion: I COULD BE SO MUCH RICHER
Soolar: :/
Soolar: I win at food
OQuillion: blargh
OQuillion: Zeph didn't starve
Soolar: enerjesus gogo
OQuillion: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
Round 11 of 12
Soolar: :/
OQuillion: HOSTE CHEATS
OQuillion: :(
OQuillion: lol
DemonicChocobo: aw shucks
Zephyr: HOBO PACKAGE
Soolar: bah humbug
Zephyr: CHECK OUT MY ROCKS
Zephyr: ALSO OWEN'S GON' STARVE
OQuillion: :(
OQuillion: THROUGH THE ROOF.
OQuillion: brb
Soolar: whoops
Soolar: :/
Soolar: wait shit whoops
Soolar: I'm dumb
OQuillion: ffffffffffff
Round 12 of 12
Zephyr: FINAL ROUND
Zephyr: FIGHT
DemonicChocobo: lol
OQuillion: z3
Zephyr: ECONOMY
Soolar: lol DC
OQuillion: the round in which DC ambles drunkenly about town?
Soolar: lol yeah
Soolar: :/
OQuillion: The rats don't show up near factories
OQuillion: PAYOFF
OQuillion: CRAAASH
DemonicChocobo: I got screwed
DemonicChocobo: lol
Zephyr: Yeah, good thing I only saved four
DemonicChocobo: It was my final gamble
Soolar: :/
DemonicChocobo: Wow.
Soolar: FOOD MESSIAH
Zephyr: THE GAME CAN'T EVEN COUNT HIS SHIT
OQuillion: LEVEL 99 FARMTECH
Zephyr: IT ALL COMES DOWN TO ENERGY
Soolar: I LOSE
Soolar: WAIT I MIGHT BEAT DC
Soolar: BECAUSE OF ENERGY
Soolar: but I doubt it
Zephyr: MAYBE OWEN WILL SOMEHOW HAVE 16 MORE THAN ME
Soolar: I highly doubt it
OQuillion: Did we wind up with the same number of plots?
DemonicChocobo: No.
DemonicChocobo: Zeph wins pretty much
Game Over. Your progress has been saved.
Soolar: z7
Zephyr: I AM THE ULTIMATE PIMP
DemonicChocobo: LOL
OQuillion: BEST WINNER I'VE EVER SEEN
OQuillion: oh wow we suck :\
DemonicChocobo: SO GREEN ;_;
Zephyr: WE PERFORMED ADEQUATELY
Zephyr: Or I did anyway
Soolar: It's all my fault
DemonicChocobo: As a group
DemonicChocobo: We were adequate
OQuillion: Minimum standards
OQuillion: Adequate is the next level up
DemonicChocobo: Oh.
Zephyr: WE WERE SATISFACTORY THEN
OQuillion: No what
OQuillion: *now
DemonicChocobo: Watch Zephyr jump.
Soolar: ANOTHER GAME?!
DemonicChocobo: Forever.
OQuillion: >_>