Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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keeftea visits
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host4u: If you don't starve first...mwhahahahahahaha...
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landru visits
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host4u: === landru Bot Reputation: A+ (53) Bot Games: 59
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landru: purple please
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landru: gl hf
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landru: he NJ, you got last again!
landru: and I got first - bummer
Round 1 of 12
NJDevil: chuckie just opened again
NJDevil: He livves in the Mountains like a Gnome
NJDevil: The more Ore laden he likes to call home
NJDevil: But like typical colonists you steal his land
NJDevil: then you capture him and money you demnad
NJDevil: He did nothing wrong and wants to be free
NJDevil: But his death is immanent for all to see
landru: i disagree
landru: he indeed did something wrong
NJDevil: His death be upon us
landru: greed was his song
NJDevil: The poor ole wumpus
landru: poor ole wump
Round 2 of 12
NJDevil: Guy Fieri is a queer
NJDevil: Guy Fierri likes it in the rear
keeftea: lol
NJDevil: He lives to find Diners Dives and Drive in
NJDevil: and tells us what is there for us to food sin
landru: boo
NJDevil: but we know why thoses places he goes
NJDevil: its tehre greasy dirty glory holes
NJDevil: I jsut made taht up
keeftea: ohh jeez
landru: NJ,do you know who dr dirty, john valby is?
landru: grab your glass and get your seat and i'll tell you about big ass lil and yukon pete
keeftea: not sure i want to know
NJDevil: tell me
landru: i'm not sure how it went
NJDevil: Patty Cake Patty Cake the Trump and the Klan
NJDevil: both like people liek flour in the pan
NJDevil: Patty cake patty cake keep them out
NJDevil: if they are brown yellow or the color of stout
landru: boo
landru: i support the ban
NJDevil: I do too but voted for hillary
Round 3 of 12
landru: what do you think of all the protesters?
NJDevil: Ilike it....the non violent ones
landru: how about the violent ones?
NJDevil: the idiots waiving the commie flag and covering their faces dont know what htey are doing
keeftea: this is true
landru: i think the left is unhinged and frankly a little rude
NJDevil: they dotn realize the commies are the worste fascists out there
NJDevil: Ilove how htey LGBT etc and women march with Muslims not realizing if the muslems were ever in power they will lose EVERYTHING
landru: yeah, islam is the worst for women's rights and gay rights
NJDevil: Womes rights ahhahahahah now let me cut off your clit and them nake me dinner and send in one of the other wives to fuck me while u heal
Round 4 of 12
NJDevil: LGBT rights yeah ok the men will be killed and the women beaten until they make wives
NJDevil: thats what would happen is Islam reigned supreme
Round 5 of 12
NJDevil: but I also equally hate unrestrained Christianity and Judiasm
keeftea: true dat
landru: who doesn't?
landru: but man, Islanm is sure killing it in the douchebag department in the 21st century
landru: i mean, their culture is just shitty, man. everybody thinks they suck
landru: timely
NJDevil: If I was Europe all theose Immagrants coming in by boat would ahve a Drone visit each and every one and the boats would be sunk wayyyyyyyof in the ocean
landru: timely package
keeftea: im not a fan of organized religion
NJDevil: I seriously want the worlds pop reduced by 1/2 within 2 years
NJDevil: and anotehr 1/2 after that in 5 more
landru: do you prefer disorganized religion?
keeftea: its not that
landru: devil, your idea is radical and i reject it
landru: NJ, you understand that you will be one of those who are eliminated in the first 2 years
NJDevil: not radical....we have way too many people on this earht and are polluting it to a global dump
kirkus: u go nj
NJDevil: 7.5 billlion is way too many people
keeftea: i am firm beliver that educaton and science i just thibk if u think why we are here the theory of evouluton wins out
NJDevil: dump the bodies in the ociean and repopulate the depleated fish stocks
landru: why dont you just jump off a bridge then and do your part?
NJDevil: until we kill ourselves by choking in our own plastic cesspool
keeftea: humans invented relgion bc they didnt understand the whole picture
landru: humans still dont understand the whole picture
NJDevil: bcasue my job is in the rounding up and execution of those deemed unsuitable like those whe NEED to be purple
keeftea: i am just not willing to say it was jesus alla or abraham,
Round 6 of 12
landru: i want it this time
landru: what about buddha?
landru: or confucious?
NJDevil: confuscuois was a real perso
landru: brahma?
landru: krishna?
landru: zoroaster?
keeftea: all good with whatever you want to believe or makes u feel good
keeftea: im more a karma guy
landru: but it's not all good, because some people it makes them kill other people who are just chilling
NJDevil: I believe in katey Perrys huge boobs and sweet round ass
landru: whats the difference between karma and justice?
landru: katy perry is hot
keeftea: thats my point religiuoin propagates war and too many men woman and chuldrend have died over what a king said or in the name of their persdpective religion
NJDevil: I agree and those who were Just chilling werer usually small groups not overburdening the environment who lived with it
landru: where do you live again, nj?
NJDevil: MA
landru: i'm surprised, you sound like you're from OR
landru: or WA
NJDevil: nope i even have a masters too
landru: well, that explains it then
landru: too much school
landru: that shit warps your mind
NJDevil: exactly
landru: thank god you stopped at a masters
landru: but it's still pretty bad
NJDevil: but thats whenI figured out most people suck and most goto school too long without understanding that I dont want them near me
landru: no, you definiately don't want them near you
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(13.30%) Pests(20.00%) Radiation(6.67%) Acid Rain(13.30%) Sunspot Activity(13.30%) Meteor Strike(13.30%) Earthquake(13.30%) Fire(6.67%)
NJDevil: New England is not New England more a New Asia and New Hispanola
keeftea: i teach my kids to just do the 10 commandements and all is good so far
landru: that's how it is everywhere
Round 7 of 12
landru: what are the 10 commandments?
NJDevil: I teach that there are two kinds of people those of use to me....and food
landru: i mean, i know they are a code of laws in the bible, thous shalt not kill, steal, etc...
landru: but i've read exodus a couple of times
keeftea: thats it
landru: and i can't figure out how they get 10
keeftea: dont steal
keeftea: honor parents
landru: it's either something like 7 or 8, or 16 or 17
keeftea: etc
NJDevil: thou shall not act overly Irish....cmon talk about a group of annoying people from an Island of 4 million
landru: some of the are lumped in together
NJDevil: U@ the most overated group ever
landru: but then some of them are considered distinct, even though they are in the same sentence
NJDevil: Bono needs to be raped by an endangered Panda
landru: NJ is sick of the Irish, huh?
keeftea: he kices in mnass
keeftea: lives
NJDevil: they are annoying as fuck and think they invented Mass like the Dagos think they Invented NY
landru: now you are talking gibberish
NJDevil: I am the creator and all comes from me!
keeftea: clearly
NJDevil: Tulsa Doom!
landru: did you take the brown lsd?
keeftea: never eat thebrown acid
NJDevil: hey no Woodstock references.....they smell
landru: lol!
NJDevil: What did the dead head say when he gave up drugs
NJDevil: WTF is all this shitty music
landru: :)
NJDevil: ok bear with me here is a list of some of those that got to go: you might not hate me after you heare it
keeftea: aight
NJDevil: 1) gweneth Paltrow i mean really why is she famous
NJDevil: 2) kardashians
landru: don't pick on gweneth
landru: the kardies can go
keeftea: landru in love
keeftea: lol
keeftea: yes kardies suck
Round 8 of 12
NJDevil: 3) John Mayer
NJDevil: 4) Bono
NJDevil: 5) Kathy Griffith
NJDevil: 6) Kane West
landru: it;s Kathy griffin
landru: Andy Griffith
NJDevil: 7) Andy is already gone
landru: well, there is no Kathy Griffifh
NJDevil: 7) yes there is she was the right hand man of Hitlers left handed maid
landru: which would make her also gone
NJDevil: nope she escaped
Round 9 of 12
landru: good luck everybody
landru: i hope we all win
landru: we're all winner, no matter what happens
keeftea: thats the truth
landru: we're all winner, not matter who actually wins
landru: no one is a loser, even if they really lose
landru: even though that would be the definition of a loser
keeftea: i got it'
keeftea: bot:factors
host4u: Smithore shop: 1, mules potentially available: 0, mules needed: 3. Smithore is increased to 250%, Food shop: 2, total: 41, needed: 20. Food is decreased to 62%, Energy shop: 0, total: 79, needed: 30. Energy is decreased to 53%
Round 10 of 12
landru: nj?
keeftea: bot:probs
host4u: Event Probabilites: Pirates(9.09%) Pests(18.20%) Radiation(9.09%) Acid Rain(18.20%) Sunspot Activity(18.20%) Meteor Strike(18.20%) Earthquake(9.09%) Fire(0%)
Round 11 of 12
landru: gga
keeftea: pleasure oplaying an dchatting
landru: pirates?
keeftea: hope not
landru: damn
landru: i need a low price then
landru: i shoudhnt have sold at 75
keeftea: inded
landru: 85 maybe
landru: nice commodity you got there NJ
landru: you really got the market cornered on that stuff
keeftea: saw 26 ore todaty
keeftea: first tiume
NJDevil: dont sell if its IVER 100 it doesnt spoil
Round 12 of 12
keeftea: i might go from last til first
landru: good luck
keeftea: sorry landru u aint woinning with 10
keeftea: thanks'
landru: you only have 10
keeftea: me or kirkus
landru: keaf
keeftea: mining
kirkus: gga
landru: good luck everybody
landru: i hope i win
landru: i feel like i deserve to win
landru: i have it coming to me
landru: i'm entitled to it
keeftea: remebr we are winners brotha
NJDevil: I had only one plot with tite
NJDevil: and it was low
landru: yo uhave at least 5 plots with tite
landru: the bottom river was a high
NJDevil: I cant dig it up there are a few endangered spicies on them
landru: that might not be enough to make up the difference, keef
keeftea: nope
landru: we are all equally winners
keeftea: corect
landru: except me, who actually won
landru: i'm more of a winner that the rest of you
keeftea: entitlemnt
Game Over
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host4u: Game Completed, Hosting Bot Will Start a New Game in 30 Seconds, Thanks for Playing.
host4u: NJDevil Bot Reputation now: 260
host4u: keeftea Bot Reputation now: 76
host4u: kirkus Bot Reputation now: 83
host4u: landru Bot Reputation now: 54
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