Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
Need 4 players to start - Max 2 computer players allowed
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00se7en joined the game in slot 1
Captain Carrot visits
Captain Carrot joined the game in slot 2
mike.sisson visits
mike.sisson joined the game in slot 3
mike.sisson: I dont know how to change my character, does that " 50% " ratio do anything ?
00se7en: Your character is tied to your account
Captain Carrot: how has 007 not won a game?!
00se7en: I must suck
mike.sisson: and 3 abandoned
00se7en: True...
mike.sisson: trump style
Captain Carrot: loser
Added computer player <A.D.A.M.>
Captain Carrot: we call people who abandon games "losers"
mike.sisson: " I either win or saw screw you guys I'm going home"
Captain Carrot: losers arent winners
Round 1 of 12
Captain Carrot: It's been a while since I played, I think
00se7en: I sense a smithore racket coming
00se7en: yup. he won't sell
Round 2 of 12
00se7en: ooohh last call
mike.sisson: damn mexicans prevented me from gambling
Captain Carrot: BEEER!
00se7en: carrrot must be mexican
Captain Carrot: you look like a mexican
00se7en: I did have tacos for dinner
mike.sisson: I had a burrito and rice
Captain Carrot: i had sketti
00se7en: They're already taking over!
Round 3 of 12
Captain Carrot: all copy cats!
00se7en: lol
Captain Carrot: you aint no kinda man if you aint got land
00se7en: I love the land auctions
00se7en: that's right adam...assay that river plot
Captain Carrot: bobby is a wampus catching fool!
00se7en: He has the tastiest nostricles with which to lure them
mike.sisson: apparently
Captain Carrot: I got time-scared
00se7en: ooooooh
00se7en: what plot ar yall going for next round?
Captain Carrot: nunya
Round 4 of 12
mike.sisson: adam stickin to his smithore plans
00se7en: yup
00se7en: he'll get rich off of it soon
Captain Carrot: Awards! Wampus! Gambling!
00se7en: SHould have put a farm on that crater... it catches the water better
mike.sisson: oh man, ... oh well next round
Captain Carrot: solar panels to reflect the sun
00se7en: radioactive crater
Captain Carrot: awww
mike.sisson: his mule went allahu akbar
Captain Carrot: bobby made a good buy
mike.sisson: buy low sell high
00se7en: greedy profit taker
mike.sisson: murica!
00se7en: Bernie Sanders would take care of you
00se7en: who you selling to adam?
00se7en: brb
00se7en: im back
Round 5 of 12
00se7en: you must know the bouncer at the bar
Captain Carrot: bartender had my drink ready. Plus I know the clock is 30 minutes fast
Captain Carrot: This Bernie game is leveling the playing field
00se7en: adam's cashing in?
00se7en: yup
Captain Carrot: we are consistent
Round 6 of 12
00se7en: mules is expensive
Captain Carrot: yeppers!
Captain Carrot: maybe I should have gone for a smithore plot
mike.sisson: price will go down now
Captain Carrot: i didnt know how fast the price of smithore would come down
00se7en: piss
Captain Carrot: eff
mike.sisson: maybe it wont come down as fast as I thought
00se7en: you boys could use a taco trucl
Round 7 of 12
00se7en: where does the wampus get it's cash?
Captain Carrot: deep
mike.sisson: printing press in caves
00se7en: something fishy there
Captain Carrot: he's kinda loaded too. He's given out thousands of dollars
Captain Carrot: Maybe he is redistributing someone else's wealth
mike.sisson: all counterfiet, we will get audited at the end by the planet ship
Captain Carrot: eat a bag of dicks
00se7en: bout time for pirates....
Captain Carrot: mmmm
Captain Carrot: craps
Round 8 of 12
mike.sisson: bastage
00se7en: you mean fargin bastage
mike.sisson: indeed
Captain Carrot: fargin ice hole
00se7en: cork sucking ice hoe
00se7en: don't get caught with your dork in your hand and you'll be OK
00se7en: they must have set the clocks in the bar
Captain Carrot: he just pretends
Captain Carrot: he goes to find the drunk chicks leaving the bar after closing
mike.sisson: lolz
00se7en: i knew it!
Captain Carrot: good call
mike.sisson: there sthe pirates on cue
Captain Carrot: bold!
Captain Carrot: looks like i'll be taking that last place spot, thank you
00se7en: someone has to
Round 9 of 12
00se7en: Yeah.. top row is all mine
00se7en: lol
Captain Carrot: oooh!
Captain Carrot: nice!
00se7en: whew... heart rate went up a bit there
mike.sisson: damn energy shortage
Captain Carrot: not for me!
00se7en: need to put a windmill on there
00se7en: on that crater plot
mike.sisson: I need to be like a computer player and change 8 plots to energy now
00se7en: Yes... in the amount of time we could only change two
Captain Carrot: yeah wtf?
00se7en: He's a government employee... different rules
Captain Carrot: there we go!
Round 10 of 12
mike.sisson: I was pressing spacebar like eleventy thousand times and still you all beat me
00se7en: Bernie Sanders at work
mike.sisson: I need to slow both your internets down
00se7en: I think a tie goes to the lower ranked player
Captain Carrot: wrong door!
Captain Carrot: I pressed mine twelvety thousand times
mike.sisson: it's that affirmative action, lower ranked player getting boost
00se7en: I pressed mine infinite... I just held the button down
00se7en: I am a minority
00se7en: shiiiiiit
Captain Carrot: fuck three ducks!
mike.sisson: oh yeah, spoilage if over 50
00se7en: lol... and crystite is 128 bucks too
mike.sisson: yikes
Captain Carrot: woah!
Round 11 of 12
00se7en: I'm just gonns sit here and drink
Captain Carrot: whatter you guys doin?
mike.sisson: I got to last place, so just gotta drink sorrows away
mike.sisson: yeah... he needs tons fo food for last month..... makes sense
Captain Carrot: ADAM is becoming an organic farmer
00se7en: dammit
Captain Carrot: HELLLLLSZZZZ
mike.sisson: I done screwed myself on my plans with the smithore....
mike.sisson: oh wells
00se7en: buy high sell low, rght?
Captain Carrot: i guess
mike.sisson: oops, didnt mean to be buying this one either
mike.sisson: might as well just surely be last... XD
00se7en: only $72
Captain Carrot: i figgered that's cheep!
00se7en: it is
00se7en: no chance to sell it during the last month, but it might add to your assets
mike.sisson: we all lost anyway
Captain Carrot: gotta be worth more than 72, right?
mike.sisson: adam cheated all game
Captain Carrot: if that's how it figures assets
Round 12 of 12
00se7en: yeah I don't know how that works. I think it's current market value
00se7en: stroked out there... pulled a Hillary
Captain Carrot: hhaha
Captain Carrot: hopefully market value is 73
00se7en: that would be ideal
Captain Carrot: crapa
00se7en: not ideal
mike.sisson: the food and energy I received in package was what spoiled LOL
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Score saved
00se7en: funny
mike.sisson: computer bastage first founder.... we did N OT make Irata great again guys
00se7en: tough game.... I had mad crystite but couldn't capitalise on it
Captain Carrot: yeah mine got stolen or halved three times
Captain Carrot: good call with the pirates
mike.sisson: computer only won due to money, his smithore racket earlier was key
Captain Carrot: yeah
00se7en: alright boys... time for me to check out
Captain Carrot: my crystite theft might have kept me from 2nd place
Captain Carrot: i had just bought some...
Captain Carrot: word
00se7en: and me from first
Captain Carrot: good night!
mike.sisson: good night
00se7en: 'night