Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds

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Round 1 of 12

Woof.Pants: oh

Round 2 of 12

Woof.Pants: oooh ok so that bit is like quickest to hit the buzzer?

Paxman: yes

Woof.Pants: aw what

Paxman: aha

Paxman: fuck i wanted to sell

Round 3 of 12

Paxman: no one can buy lol

Paxman: fuck

Woof.Pants: can you build multiple stuff on the one plot to upgrade it?

Paxman: nope

Woof.Pants: also what was the thing i did in the mountains? it looked different

Paxman: when you found thast creature

Paxman: ?

Woof.Pants: yeah

Paxman: justa random thing you can do to get money

Paxman: same with going to the pub

Woof.Pants: yeah but i mean the thing that popped up for me looked different than normal but i didnt have time to read

Paxman: it might have been a different creature you found

Paxman: always sell most of your food, good

Paxman: cause it will spoil like more than half of it next turn

Round 4 of 12

Paxman: sweet

Paxman: always check your plots for crystal wahtever too

Paxman: holding on to crystals are huge point booster

Paxman: boosters

Woof.Pants: ugh you cant get rid of that thing after taking it without using it

Paxman: you ca,m you have to bring it back to that shop

Paxman: can*

Woof.Pants: i didnt have time for that either i dont think

Paxman: yeaaah

Woof.Pants: great just in time for me to build my energy thing

Paxman: haha

Paxman: same...

Paxman: i lost power on one of my mines

Woof.Pants: wait how do i get the crystite

Paxman: you get the crysitie mule and you just put it on a plot of land

Paxman: having 4 food will spoil some of it

Paxman: i think

Woof.Pants: which one is the crystite mine

Paxman: it's next to the smithore

Paxman: the blue crystal icon one

Round 5 of 12

Paxman: top left of the market

Woof.Pants: wtf i pressed my button like 5 times

Paxman: was the game screen selected?

Woof.Pants: yes

Paxman: huh..

Woof.Pants: wow 0 energy

Paxman: jesus

Paxman: i dont think im selling

Woof.Pants: and the compute just completely guessed that crysantiam plots and got 2 level 3 ones

Paxman: yeah :/

Round 6 of 12

Woof.Pants: wow fuck that computer

Paxman: I KNOW

Woof.Pants: what does that get used for

Paxman: mule prodution

Paxman: the more smithore there is the more mules there are and the cheaper they are

Paxman: what teh fucik............

Paxman: how did the ai make so much

Woof.Pants: yeah how the fuck did i only get 3

Paxman: haha

Paxman: all that is gonna spoil

Paxman: it barely sold any of it

Woof.Pants: good

Round 7 of 12

Woof.Pants: this is getting annopying im having to mash space until it registers

Paxman: yeaaaah :/

Paxman: you could of bought that land

Paxman: you were the only one who could buy it

Paxman: so fucking close

Woof.Pants: i didnt see what one it was

Woof.Pants: cause i was pissed from not getting the plot i hit space on originally

Paxman: any land is good at this point

Woof.Pants: the further away ones just eat up your turn trying to do anything with them

Woof.Pants: although it kinda felt like my turn went pretty fast

Paxman: yeaaah

Woof.Pants: is there something that affects turn time?

Paxman: yeah, food

Woof.Pants: oh

Paxman: if you're short on food your turns go a lot faster

Woof.Pants: maybe i shouldnt be selling it all

Woof.Pants: why do i seem to be getting screwed on energy

Paxman: i think you're okay now with it

Woof.Pants: i managed to get 4 at least but allans plots are getting like 6

Woof.Pants: bullshit

Paxman: fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Woof.Pants: did i sell any of that at full price or did the computer get it all?

Paxman: im not sure

Paxman: i reaaaaallly nered to start making crytals

Round 8 of 12

Woof.Pants: the computers kinda ruin this

Paxman: yea, they really do

Paxman: it's a lot better with people

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Paxman: especially when everyone knows how to play and how the game works

Paxman: it can be really fun

Woof.Pants: 0 energy in that plot?

Woof.Pants: wtf

Paxman: what???

Paxman: oh wtf

Paxman: ohh

Paxman: okayu

Woof.Pants: yeah it was looking like the game was fucking me big there

Paxman: haha

Woof.Pants: ugh come on

Paxman: i really dont understand how they're making sio fucking much

Woof.Pants: they just randomly ploted mines down and got lucky

Paxman: thats gonna win the game for them pretty much :/

Round 9 of 12

Paxman: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Paxman: okay, no idea what smithore does

Paxman: i sold tons and there's stiull barely any mules

Woof.Pants: i think its maybe like a stock market thing?

Paxman: well they all work like that... i think smithore serves a purpose. i dont know what though

Paxman: "Each resource is required to do certain things on each turn. For instance, if a player is short on Food, there will be less time to take one's turn. Similarly, if a player is short on Energy, some land plots won't produce any output, while a shortage of Smithore will raise the price of M.U.L.E.s in the store and prevent the store from manufacturing new M.U.L.E.s to make use of one's land.

Woof.Pants: get to fuck 0 crystals?

Paxman: ugh

Woof.Pants: it said the plot had them

Paxman: i have no idea...

Paxman: bleh

Woof.Pants: how

Paxman: i think they build like 3 farms off the fiver plots

Paxman: built*

Paxman: river*

Paxman: i cant type

Woof.Pants: i have 2 of those plots

Woof.Pants: and i got like nothing

Paxman: well i think they built like 5 of them

Woof.Pants: ?

Paxman: yeah, i have no idea

Woof.Pants: do the plots beside the river give good food ammount too? I thought it was just on the ruver

Round 10 of 12

Paxman: it's just the river

Woof.Pants: yeah he has like 2 shitty farms and made more food than me

Woof.Pants: wow the mule just runs off with your stuff?

Paxman: yeah, if you dont have time to place it anywhere

Paxman: i manged to replace it with the crytal one though

Paxman: thankfully

Paxman: wow, 91

Paxman: i might sell

Round 11 of 12

Paxman: omfg

Woof.Pants: last turn get to fuck

Paxman: that is gonna hold huge amounts of crytals

Paxman: yeaaah haha

Woof.Pants: to be honest i dunno if i like this that much, its pretty much just a board game with not much depth

Woof.Pants: like we have tabletop simulator we could be playing way better boardgames haha

Paxman: there's a boardgame version of this

Paxman: lol

Woof.Pants: yeah its probably exaclty like this

Paxman: haha

Woof.Pants: everything in this is pretty much dice rolls

Paxman: it's just th ai that's ruining it!

Woof.Pants: even without the ai its kinda passive

Paxman: aww

Paxman: i like this game a lot

Woof.Pants: oh i didnt sell any of that

Paxman: i dont think it's gonna matter much

Woof.Pants: i dunno i guess ive just been spiled with better boardgames

Woof.Pants: like this just kinda reminds me of catan but with less input

Paxman: mm

Paxman: yeaaah

Woof.Pants: like the crystal stuff, thats just pure rng

Round 12 of 12

Paxman: it's just ai bullshit, i swear

Woof.Pants: even without the ai its still purely rng, youre at the mercy of the dice roll giving you a good result for the crystal in your plot

Woof.Pants: and theres no real way of knowing before you test it cause its random

Woof.Pants: oh so i dont get to sell

Paxman: yeah, last month

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Woof.Pants: but yeah i dunno, this just makes me wanna play a boardgame that isnt this haha

Paxman: haha

Paxman: well, at least you tried it out

Paxman: and it worked

Paxman: gg!

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