Tournament Mode - 12 Rounds
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jmasseo joined the game in slot 1
Stevo423 visits
jmasseo: press j
Stevo423: not doing anything
jmasseo: one second
jmasseo: try now
Stevo423 joined the game in slot 2
Canuckbomb visits
Canuckbomb joined the game in slot 3
jmasseo: we all ready
jmasseo: how do i start the game?
jmasseo: or do i have to add a fucking fourth?
Canuckbomb: dunno
jmasseo: maybe because it's tournament
jmasseo: u
jmasseo: j
jmasseo unjoined the game
jmasseo joined the game in slot 1
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jmasseo: yeah
jmasseo: because it's tournament
Stevo423: hmm
Canuckbomb: did you explain how this works to steve at all
jmasseo: of course not
Stevo423: i am kinda reading in the site
Canuckbomb: dick move
Canuckbomb: basically its an economy game
jmasseo: so it's an economy game
Stevo423: but not far enough fast ebough
jmasseo: it is both a cooperative and competative game.
Canuckbomb: theres 4 resources, food energy smithore and crystite
Canuckbomb: food is needed to maintain sufficient per turn time
Canuckbomb: energy for sufficient production
Canuckbomb: smithore sales determines mule cost and number
Canuckbomb: crystite for pure profit
Round 1 of 12
Canuckbomb: each land plot you have takes 1 energy when worked
jmasseo: 'winning' conditions are relative
Canuckbomb: yeah
Canuckbomb: spacebar now to get a plot
jmasseo: i have no sound. =(
Stevo423: ok
Canuckbomb: haww
Stevo423: hmmm
jmasseo: wow aht a fucking asshole
Canuckbomb: yeah ai are douchebags
jmasseo: times a wasting
jmasseo: get energy probably
Canuckbomb: yeah you have a blank spot
Stevo423: go out
Stevo423: ?
Canuckbomb: yes
Stevo423: heh
Canuckbomb: fast
Canuckbomb: phew
jmasseo: barely
Canuckbomb: haha
Canuckbomb: games all like
Stevo423: lol
Canuckbomb: "dudes learning?*
jmasseo: hey man i ain't got no food so wtf
Canuckbomb: *fuck that guy!*
jmasseo: god fuck the ai
jmasseo: buy food
jmasseo: you have to pay $50 a shot
Canuckbomb: if you dont have enough food you will have uh
jmasseo: move your guy up to the line
Canuckbomb: like less time for your turn
jmasseo: you get to sell energy
Stevo423: oops
jmasseo: you will get the hang of it
Canuckbomb: heh
Canuckbomb: love the music
Round 2 of 12
Stevo423: no sound
jmasseo: oh stevo
jmasseo: you can't skip your land grant
Canuckbomb: oh nooo
Stevo423: oh god
Stevo423: man i was reading fast
jmasseo: now this ai whore will take ur land
Canuckbomb: eat shit
jmasseo: hit the pub?
Canuckbomb: noooooo
jmasseo: nothing he could do
Stevo423: hmm
Canuckbomb: coulda assayed
jmasseo: well
Stevo423: i was just reading about that
jmasseo: looks like stevo and ovets have the keys the castle
Stevo423: hmmm
jmasseo: ovets and adam even
jmasseo: i got no energy
Stevo423: negative 3 is good right
jmasseo: did you sell it to the store?
jmasseo: lol
Canuckbomb: shit
Canuckbomb: meant to sell to ovets
jmasseo: stevo come on
jmasseo: :)
Canuckbomb: but didnt explain it
jmasseo: YOU GOTS TO MOVE THE MAN
Stevo423: i hit space
Stevo423: shit had to click on pic
jmasseo: just sell me and adam
jmasseo: :)
Stevo423: i shouldve read this like an hr before we played
Canuckbomb: haha yeah
jmasseo: yeah it's a game
Canuckbomb: we could start over
Round 3 of 12
jmasseo: just keep going
Stevo423: yeah its fine
jmasseo: don't miss ur land grab
Canuckbomb: haww
Stevo423: oh its the arrows
Stevo423: fuck me
jmasseo: no sound it's hard to spot the wumpus
jmasseo: this prick gets two
Canuckbomb: heh
Stevo423: what shoul i go wit
jmasseo: assay it, then either food or crystite
jmasseo: or energy
jmasseo: but everybody has energy prod now
Stevo423: assay mine?
Stevo423: or any
jmasseo: it's just assay
Canuckbomb: yeah the blank spot especially
jmasseo: oh no food
Stevo423: well shit
jmasseo: oh shit
jmasseo: grabbing that shit next round
jmasseo: you don't want any smithore
Canuckbomb: dont buy smithore
Canuckbomb: unless you are like
Canuckbomb: cornering the market
Stevo423: ah
jmasseo: and i just ruined that
Canuckbomb: heh
Canuckbomb: sure did
Canuckbomb: dikc
jmasseo: fuck the AI
jmasseo: go pay the fee
Canuckbomb: you still need food
Canuckbomb: heh
Stevo423: oh damn
Canuckbomb: should we just like restard now that ovets knows whats going on
Canuckbomb: restart
Canuckbomb: like
Canuckbomb: he had a huge disadvantage not knowing whats what the first couple rounds
jmasseo: does he know whats what yet?
jmasseo: let's go one or two more.
Stevo423: like 60%
Canuckbomb: hes catching on quick
Round 4 of 12
jmasseo: my cock in your mouth, bill
jmasseo: you fucking twink mutt fuck
Canuckbomb: rude
Stevo423: heh
Canuckbomb: the fuck
jmasseo: fuck this clown. he spent 750 on a worthless plot
jmasseo: steveo needs more food
jmasseo: you need to plant a food on the fclosest one to the town center
Stevo423: top right>
Stevo423: ?
jmasseo: now you should be less fucked next round
Stevo423: cool
jmasseo: fuck
Canuckbomb: haw
jmasseo: it's his fucking strategy
jmasseo: and i'm not gonna let him
Stevo423: heh
Stevo423: bill?
Canuckbomb: hold it plz
jmasseo: but pirates?
Canuckbomb: butt pirates
jmasseo: i need food
Canuckbomb: i can sell a lil
Canuckbomb: oh shit
Canuckbomb: no i cant
Canuckbomb: good luck
Canuckbomb: man
jmasseo: none left
Canuckbomb: this is a bad game for ovets to learn
jmasseo: yeah
Canuckbomb: our colony is fucked
jmasseo: with no food
jmasseo: yeah
Stevo423: heh
Stevo423: sry guys
jmasseo: not your fault
Canuckbomb: its overall shitted
jmasseo: bill is an asshole too
jmasseo: you can't sell to the store because he'll buy it instead
Round 5 of 12
Canuckbomb: jej
Canuckbomb: heh
Canuckbomb: fuck his energy
jmasseo: what the fuck bill
jmasseo: no wonder he bought all the energy
Canuckbomb: =D
jmasseo: nice stevo
Canuckbomb: ovets is larnin
Stevo423: thnx thnx
jmasseo: now you can catch up to your empty plot
Canuckbomb: fucking
Canuckbomb: fuck that guy
jmasseo: let's see what hed oes with his food glut
Stevo423: damn
jmasseo: paranoid much stevo?
Stevo423: yeah did too much
Canuckbomb: oh shit
jmasseo: fuck you bill
jmasseo: and he's still short
Round 6 of 12
jmasseo: you have an extra plot of land you need to fill
Stevo423: oh yeha
jmasseo: can i dump now?
jmasseo: nowe we flush
Canuckbomb: yeah good enough
Canuckbomb: haw
Canuckbomb: bill sucks
Canuckbomb: wish night was around
Canuckbomb: josh is rocking this one
Round 7 of 12
jmasseo: i don't even care
jmasseo: are you taking it
Canuckbomb: yeah
Canuckbomb: jesus
jmasseo: stevo do you want it?
Stevo423: should i?
Canuckbomb: nah
jmasseo: you still have an empty plot?
Canuckbomb: bad for you atm ovets
Stevo423: yeha
Canuckbomb: if you did manage to buy it you couldnt develop it
Stevo423: what should i do now
Canuckbomb: assay that spot by the colony
Canuckbomb: if it has no crystite then i guess energy
Canuckbomb: or food
Stevo423: werd
Canuckbomb: iiiii fucked up
jmasseo: wasted a mule
jmasseo: if stevo uses two of the last 3 then homey can't fully develop
jmasseo: or not
Canuckbomb: heh
Stevo423: noooo
jmasseo: at least it fucks homey
jmasseo: a fucking gain
jmasseo: fuck smithore prices
Canuckbomb: jesus christ
Canuckbomb: eat a cunt bill
jmasseo: and now bill is the richest player
jmasseo: fuck your whore mother, bill
Canuckbomb: heh
Stevo423: hehe
Canuckbomb: it jumped like 400%
Canuckbomb: because of the mule sitch
jmasseo: fuck you, bill
Canuckbomb: you sir
Canuckbomb: are fucked
jmasseo: i ain't paying
jmasseo: fuck you bill
Canuckbomb: heh
Canuckbomb: bill is a cunt
Stevo423: geez
jmasseo: all we did was drive the minimum price up
Canuckbomb: if you wanna restart now that steve has an idea
Canuckbomb: i'm down
jmasseo: fuck bill
Round 8 of 12
Canuckbomb: 300$?
Canuckbomb: jesus cunt
jmasseo: build food?
Stevo423: food or eng
Stevo423: y
jmasseo: not energy
jmasseo: we have a glut of energy
jmasseo: also fucking 240 for a mule when the store is full?
Stevo423: should i go to land?
Canuckbomb: this is hella weighted to bill
jmasseo: land is to sell extra plots
jmasseo: guess i know what to snag next round heh
Stevo423: yeah
Stevo423: i just saw that bastard
jmasseo: yeah
jmasseo: fuck you bill
Canuckbomb: oh dsure
Canuckbomb: bill is a cunt
Canuckbomb: woah jesus
Canuckbomb: didnt realize i developed that much heh
Round 9 of 12
Canuckbomb: fuck you billll
Stevo423: damnit
Stevo423: wwwwwwd heh
jmasseo: lol
Stevo423: dangit
Canuckbomb: jerk
Canuckbomb: heh
Canuckbomb: eat shit bill
Canuckbomb: welp
Canuckbomb: ai wins
jmasseo: even at 50 each :/
jmasseo: fuck his smithore
jmasseo: hold it
Stevo423: shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Stevo423: wssssssssssss
jmasseo: or not i guess
Stevo423: damnit
Stevo423: damnit
jmasseo: stevo gets to hold the bag though lol
jmasseo: stevo you have to buy
Stevo423: so we need 60k
jmasseo: yeah
Round 10 of 12
jmasseo: we might make it
jmasseo: well fuck
Canuckbomb: jesus
Canuckbomb: thats brutal
jmasseo: weak as fuck
jmasseo: can't mine riverbed
Canuckbomb: oh
jmasseo: fuck bill
Canuckbomb: oh fuck you
Canuckbomb: oh thats purps
Stevo423: daaamn
Canuckbomb: fuck bill
Stevo423: meteors good minerals?
Canuckbomb: yeah pure crystite
jmasseo: fuck bill
Canuckbomb: agreed
Canuckbomb: pffffffffffffffffft
Canuckbomb: so much for joshes capital
Round 11 of 12
Stevo423: damnit
jmasseo: stolen rom me
Canuckbomb: thats what you get for not jerking bills energy
Stevo423: not sure what to do now
jmasseo: gind for the final round
jmasseo: only 12 rounds
Canuckbomb: shitting cunt
jmasseo: whore bitch fuck
jmasseo: hit the pub or go wumpus hunting
Stevo423: oh no
Canuckbomb: theres no wumpus hunting once all mountains are claimed
jmasseo: FUCK YOU BILL
Canuckbomb: eat shit bill
jmasseo: wtf ovets lol
Stevo423: lol
jmasseo: you sold yourself into a deficit
jmasseo: i guess you don't need the time
Stevo423: i have nothing to do out there
jmasseo: usurped
Round 12 of 12
Canuckbomb: dick
Canuckbomb: ovets learms quick
jmasseo: 90 minute game
jmasseo: fuk the ai
Stevo423: damn
Game Over
Saving score, please wait...
Canuckbomb: woop
Score saved
Canuckbomb: eat shit barely
Stevo423: noice
Stevo423: dick bill
jmasseo: AI's hax
jmasseo: it's better with four hoomies
Stevo423: aimbot
Canuckbomb: smithorebot
Canuckbomb: he
Canuckbomb: h
Stevo423: heh
jmasseo: 41 crystite production bot
Canuckbomb: i think this is uh
Canuckbomb: the first time i beat you out josh
jmasseo: Gee Gee
Canuckbomb: word
Stevo423: gg
jmasseo: four more plots than me, and less than 1k of total score ;)
Canuckbomb: yeah but hey
jmasseo: 1:28
Canuckbomb: i got that last plot by spazzing space
Canuckbomb: heh
jmasseo: i was also spazzing space
Stevo423: i tried
Canuckbomb: i am superspaz
Stevo423: now that i know
Canuckbomb: word