You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.

Only 2 computer players are allowed.

JohnATallon visits

Ajax visits

WhosYourBuddy? visits

Epsilon Major joined the game in slot 1

Ajax joined the game in slot 2

Epsilon Major: join

WhosYourBuddy?: i'd just prefer to watch if that's ok

WhosYourBuddy?: Merry Christmas

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

Ajax: happy b-day jesus

Ajax: (he mows my lawn)

Epsilon Major: any one else?

WhosYourBuddy?: There's John

Epsilon Major: joinand play john

Epsilon Major: countdown

Epsilon Major: 10

Ajax: join and perish

Epsilon Major: 9

Epsilon Major: 8

Epsilon Major: 7

Epsilon Major: 6

Ajax: mwa ha ha ha

Epsilon Major: 5

Epsilon Major: 4

Epsilon Major: 3

Epsilon Major: 2

Epsilon Major: 1

Added computer player <B.I.L.L.>

JohnATallon: Can you kick the computer players?

<D.A.N.> was kicked

JohnATallon joined the game in slot 3

WhosYourBuddy?: coll john is in

Ajax: we could if someone joins

WhosYourBuddy?: GL

JohnATallon: Buddy you need to ready too

WhosYourBuddy?: sorry

Round 1 of 12

Ajax: theregoes the rystite

Ajax: frak

Ajax: im thirsty

JohnATallon: Then get a drink

JohnATallon: Like whiskey

Ajax: told louie about this game tonight

Ajax: damn

Epsilon Major: wow that was fast

Ajax: yay

JohnATallon: The timer drops slower if you do that

Epsilon Major: i know

Ajax: nvm its his way

Round 2 of 12

Ajax: too early

JohnATallon: Ajax that's a shitty thing to do

Ajax: bummer

Ajax: oh did I do that?

Ajax: my bad

Epsilon Major: i feel knives in my back

Ajax: that was for eric the backstabber

Epsilon Major: lol

Ajax: yay

Round 3 of 12

Ajax: damn

Ajax: right side

WhosYourBuddy?: Gl

WhosYourBuddy?: Merry Christmas

WhosYourBuddy? left the game

Epsilon Major: merry christmas eve stil here

JohnATallon: Press your buttons

Ajax: yay

JohnATallon: What the hell

Ajax: yuck yuck

Round 4 of 12

JohnATallon: No more mules oh boo hoo

Ajax: wtf

Ajax: you was out of time?

JohnATallon: That's what happens when you have less food than you need

JohnATallon: You guys fucked me by buying it all up

Epsilon Major: you screwed uo by dunoing mules

Epsilon Major: dumping

JohnATallon: And now I'm going to be fucking rich

JohnATallon: Anyway spoilage just cost you $300

Ajax: I need more food

JohnATallon: Which is pretty funny

Ajax: nicely done epsilon lol

Round 5 of 12

Ajax: lol

JohnATallon: I hope that mule runs aways

JohnATallon: And a fish eatses it

Epsilon Major: still worth it

JohnATallon: And then the fish tries to sucks your dicks but it bites and ouch

JohnATallon: And you need to get a band-aid

Ajax: hes so hostile

Ajax: cant we just get along

Epsilon Major: he seems to dream of kinky fish

JohnATallon: And whens they sew it back on they sew it back on upsidesdowns

Ajax: sounds liek a fish story

JohnATallon: And when you pee, you pee caviar

JohnATallon: I'm gonna go take a shit

JohnATallon: TTYL

Ajax: guess he quits

Epsilon Major: we could be waiting a while with all that caviar in his ass

Ajax: dont think he needs to crap since hes got no food

Epsilon Major: crapping intestilal tract

Epsilon Major: we will wait to see how long he takes

Epsilon Major: musics good and you vcan dance to it I give it a 8

Epsilon Major: 6 min crap so far

Epsilon Major: send in a mule with a chain saw

Ajax: yeah but you cant dance to good if a shperoid

Round 6 of 12

Ajax: he probably calling roto rooter now

JohnATallon: Thanks for waiting. I had to use a towel to wipe

JohnATallon: Ran out of TP :(

Ajax: good idea save the floor mats for later

JohnATallon: It was this mickey mouse towel, so now he's got a moustache and beard!!

Epsilon Major: m i c k e y c r a p p y

Ajax: ahh so thats where it was gonna land

Round 7 of 12

JohnATallon: Pretty funny that the robot got the meteor site and placed a farm there

Ajax: pirates

JohnATallon: Only if they're Butt Pirates

JohnATallon: Ouch 808 in food gone haha

Epsilon Major: well worth it

JohnATallon: I don't get why I'm still in the lead

Round 8 of 12

Ajax: lol

JohnATallon: Ha ha ha sux for them

Ajax: what food

Ajax: jokes on the elves

Ajax: that sux

Ajax: woo hoo money

JohnATallon: A full $1000 lost

Epsilon Major: worth it

Round 9 of 12

Ajax: yay

Ajax: oops

Ajax: gj

JohnATallon: Heh heh

Ajax: woo hoo no crystite

Epsilon Major: expected

Round 10 of 12

JohnATallon: Can't believe we're even sorta successful

Epsilon Major: they bought nthe Atari 800

Epsilon Major: i would have sold them my timex sinclair 1000

Round 11 of 12

Ajax: we gonna starve

JohnATallon: They didn't believe you when you claimed it was a computer

Ajax: its as good as a ti 994a

Epsilon Major: I could sell the bernoulli drive

Ajax: sell higgy term

JohnATallon: BOOSH

JohnATallon: From what I understnad, crystite is fossilized fish eggs

JohnATallon: Why isn't it going?

Ajax: pirates took your space bar

JohnATallon: ohnoyou'rerighttheydidtakeitdamn

Round 12 of 12

Ajax: yay

JohnATallon: damnpiratesIhatethemsomuch

Ajax: glad I sold last turn

JohnATallon: If you guys hadn't been total dicks for the entire game I'd have told you that the end-game uses the PREVIOUS auction's prices for commodities

JohnATallon: So if you'd held on to your crystite you'd have had more in assets

JohnATallon: Just sayin'

Game Over. Your progress has been saved.

Ajax: gg

Epsilon Major: just a friendly game of cutthrought

Ajax left the game

Epsilon Major: throat

Ajax was disconnected

JohnATallon left the game