You need 4 players to start a Tournament game.

Only 2 computer players are allowed.

bigdc joined the game in slot 1

joelicus visits

joelicus joined the game in slot 2

joelicus: dang

bigdc: looks like they are all busy

joelicus: my stats look bad now! :d

bigdc: so do mine. so many aband games lol

skyshaper13 visits

skyshaper13 joined the game in slot 3

joelicus: hi

bigdc: few more mins

skyshaper13: blarhggg

Added computer player <D.A.N.>

Round 1 of 12

skyshaper13: get that wampus :D

joelicus: I was the only one who didn't get it

joelicus: bleh!

bigdc: lol

Round 2 of 12

skyshaper13: that really says something about a man

bigdc: hows that

skyshaper13: wampus catching ability

bigdc: lol

bigdc: i feel sorry for the wampus..gets enslaved all the time

skyshaper13: he just gives up his treasure, no big deal lol

skyshaper13: that man is rich

bigdc: lol

bigdc: he is a pimp

skyshaper13: wampus pimpin aint easy

bigdc: true

bigdc: haha catch that sucker

skyshaper13: bastard

bigdc: elusive

skyshaper13: hahah nooo

skyshaper13: my phood

skyshaper13: woot :D

joelicus: humm

skyshaper13: I wish that I picked human now

skyshaper13: I love the little space man

bigdc: you cant change can ya

skyshaper13: nooo sir

joelicus: are there any difference between the races?

bigdc: flapper gets extra 400 at start

skyshaper13: even in planet muele?

bigdc: humanoid starts with less iirc

joelicus: ok, so there is just like in the original?

bigdc: yes

skyshaper13: I thought they changed that

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: i dont think so

Round 3 of 12

skyshaper13: yeah baby

bigdc: fuck off dan

skyshaper13: dont run land up that high this early

skyshaper13: ugh =/

skyshaper13: thats way too high

bigdc: meh

skyshaper13: we're fucking ourselves lol

bigdc: i want land

bigdc: i use to think the game was kinda all about you

skyshaper13: yeah but if everyone was cool we shouldnt pay anymore than like 200, 300, 400 for land

bigdc: but i realise now its the colony score that really counts

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: oh well

bigdc: we're greedy fuckres

skyshaper13: right... but thats 700 that is being tossed into oblivion lol

bigdc: and dan raised it

bigdc: lol

bigdc: or is that danielle

bigdc: :D

skyshaper13: ahhh shit

skyshaper13: BAT LIZARD

joelicus: was it on next to the shop?

joelicus: the high cryst

skyshaper13: moose rats and bat lizard, what a wild planet

skyshaper13: I'll show you when I pick it

skyshaper13: :)

joelicus: ;)

skyshaper13: christmas eve... here I am playing mule.

bigdc: you fucking prick

bigdc: its next to your energy man

bigdc: or is it...

bigdc: haha

bigdc: i know, what a great way to spend xmas eve

skyshaper13: NOO MY CRYSTITE

bigdc: i needed the $

bigdc: i love smithore

bigdc: i never mine crystite

skyshaper13: I'm going to milk it harder

bigdc: yeah

skyshaper13: ya smithore is wild dude

skyshaper13: economies of scales bonus etc etc

skyshaper13: where are you guys from? socal here

bigdc: Australia

joelicus: Finland.

skyshaper13: Ahh what lol

bigdc: :D

skyshaper13: Hey finland? I visited there for the summer

bigdc: world wide game

skyshaper13: killer flight from los angeles

skyshaper13: 14 hours lol

joelicus: yeah, it's a long way heh

skyshaper13: where you at?

skyshaper13: helsinki?

joelicus: yeah

skyshaper13: hehe

skyshaper13: beautiful place over there

skyshaper13: I really miss it

joelicus: not at this time of the year

skyshaper13: haha yeah I know

Round 4 of 12

joelicus: dang

skyshaper13: I have a friend, tuuli over there

skyshaper13: she likes the winter for the ice skating

skyshaper13: but thats about it lol

skyshaper13: stay inside and play mule :)

joelicus: yeah well it's better when going more up north

skyshaper13: yeahh :D

joelicus: in Helsinki it's mostly water since the weather it isn't that cold

joelicus: so it's dark and wet

skyshaper13: mmm I Bet

skyshaper13: opposite of the summer

skyshaper13: That really surprised me... 20 hours of sunlight

skyshaper13: hahah so did I skip my turn

joelicus: nope

joelicus: I guess you can't really skip your turn

bigdc: hehe

joelicus: free the animals, eh?

skyshaper13: yes sir

skyshaper13: thats the name of the game

joelicus: never thought of that

bigdc: i do it often as well

skyshaper13: as you can see

skyshaper13: it works well. lol

bigdc: yes

skyshaper13: my friend in Finland talks about alepub a lot

skyshaper13: do you go there

joelicus: no, it sucks

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: hahah thats like her favorite place

joelicus: worst kind of bar there is

skyshaper13: she is younger so that might have something to do with it :)

skyshaper13: lol

joelicus: yeah maybe

bigdc: lol

joelicus: cheap drinks (=water) and annoying people. not my thing

skyshaper13: hahaha

skyshaper13: I went bar hopping like crazy over there I don't remember all of the names

skyshaper13: :P

Round 5 of 12

skyshaper13: i want it

skyshaper13: be cool lol

bigdc: top dollar

skyshaper13: orange wanna go broke lol

bigdc: be cool

skyshaper13: there orange

skyshaper13: lol

skyshaper13: hahha

bigdc: be cool

skyshaper13: all yours :D

skyshaper13: nigga you weren't cool with me :D

bigdc: christ

bigdc: stop trippin

bigdc: well that was a fucker of a auction

joelicus: the lag makes the auctions even more tense

bigdc: lol

bigdc: im dirty on that actually

bigdc: haha mule into the pub

skyshaper13: NO MULES IN THE PUB

skyshaper13: lol

skyshaper13: I love muumi

skyshaper13: lol

joelicus: heh

bigdc: racist pricks wont let a mule in the pub

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: its on a teether, damn

skyshaper13: its cuz you're a cyclops

skyshaper13: nice corner over there orange

skyshaper13: LOL

bigdc: fkn hell that store is a mess

bigdc: so flammable

joelicus: who sabotages the shop all the time?

skyshaper13: gogogo orange

bigdc: hmm couldve left it i guess

bigdc: but the ai sells

bigdc: cheap mules for all

skyshaper13: lol

skyshaper13: we gotta make smithore sky rocket at least twice more

bigdc: release the mules

skyshaper13: yes sir

skyshaper13: save up that smithore and release the mules

bigdc: who's peckish?

skyshaper13: lol asshole

skyshaper13: :P

bigdc: lol

bigdc: you stole my auction fucker

skyshaper13: haha

bigdc: :D

skyshaper13: you weren't cool about it!

bigdc: i was trying to be!

skyshaper13: you ran it up

bigdc: ok ill look after you next turn with food etc

bigdc: gentlemens agreement

skyshaper13: lol

skyshaper13: hahaha sure

bigdc: loll

bigdc: nah i will

skyshaper13: making me pay 600 for two units of food :D

joelicus: hooray me

bigdc: i said NEXT turn

Round 6 of 12

skyshaper13: damn that spike in smithore production really put orange up there

bigdc: damn wampus

skyshaper13: ugh

joelicus: don't treat your mules bad

bigdc: haha release

bigdc: costly release tho

skyshaper13: hahah I didn't even realize the cost of them oh my gosh

bigdc: yah

skyshaper13: wow between orange's expensive food, my mule repairs, andthat relase... thats almost 2 grand

skyshaper13: son of a bitch

bigdc: lol

bigdc: crystite mogul

bigdc: none

bigdc: i couldve told you that already

bigdc: theres a pattern for crystite

joelicus: oh

joelicus: was it in the original game as well?

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: when you find a high plot

joelicus: great

bigdc: every adjacent plot will be medium

bigdc: theres a tip

bigdc: there are 2 high plots per map

joelicus: yeah I know. see how I put my plots?

bigdc: yah

skyshaper13: ahh

skyshaper13: smart blue

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: i dont bother with crystite, but i wish you well

skyshaper13: damn I think I bought too much

joelicus: I hope the pirates won't hit the colony

bigdc: top dollar again mofo

skyshaper13: lol I was just thinking to myself

bigdc: you ripped me off with the smithore :D

skyshaper13: gosh purple is awfully quiet

skyshaper13: lol getting robbed

bigdc: see i wasnt a prick

joelicus: that didn't make much sense

bigdc: no it didnt

skyshaper13: wow even the comp is beating me lol

Round 7 of 12

bigdc: thanks asshole :D

bigdc: ruin my plot line :D

skyshaper13: lol ew I cant buy

bigdc: :D

joelicus: sigh

bigdc: be cool

skyshaper13: stop pushing your weight around

skyshaper13: if I could I would run it up lol

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: hey you best release two of those bad boys

bigdc: will do

skyshaper13: lol yay

bigdc: freedom, horrible, horrible freedom

skyshaper13: on planet irata

bigdc: good ol planet atari

joelicus: better than working in the mines

bigdc: release

bigdc: release

skyshaper13: lol booya

skyshaper13: I'm broke as shit but BOOOYA

skyshaper13: hey blue when your turn is over I better not see any mules in that stable

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: yay for food

joelicus: oh sorry, didn't have any money

bigdc: peckish again?

skyshaper13: what is peckis lol

bigdc: peckish

bigdc: hungry

skyshaper13: australian thing? :)

bigdc: sell me ya smithmore ya dog

skyshaper13: lol just kidding

bigdc: must be

skyshaper13: dont let that bastard sell you any

skyshaper13: or sell the store any rather

bigdc: lol

bigdc: need space pirates

skyshaper13: LOL

bigdc: to steal ya crystal

skyshaper13: yes

joelicus: urgh

skyshaper13: blue noooo

skyshaper13: GAMBLE

bigdc: lol

joelicus: the shop will any how burn

skyshaper13: live a little

bigdc: the pirates will come and rape you

bigdc: im telling ya

skyshaper13: crystite can sell for 250

skyshaper13: lol

skyshaper13: you could beat out orange

skyshaper13: from last to first

skyshaper13: think of the glory

skyshaper13: the fame

bigdc: im invincible

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: purp wont let me starve

skyshaper13: omfg I am broke lol

bigdc: lmao

bigdc: cmon auction

skyshaper13: 7

skyshaper13: blue hook it up

bigdc: be a prick blue

joelicus: my precious

bigdc: dont give him any :D

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: i'll buy all at 10

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: ahaha

joelicus: with this energy crisis and all.. I think I'm keeping them

bigdc: hardass

joelicus: unless you pay well

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: WOW

bigdc: funny

skyshaper13: nigga I cant afford shit

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: broke ass nigga

skyshaper13: now I'm not going to produce shit haha

joelicus: oh yeah you're broke

skyshaper13: basically I just lost

Round 8 of 12

skyshaper13: ya man I Wasnt being a cheap ass

skyshaper13: i was being a broke ass

skyshaper13: lol

joelicus: well, this isn't a charity simulator

skyshaper13: YES

bigdc: fuck off

bigdc: extra plot

skyshaper13: I cant afford to put stuff on it

bigdc: oh well cant afford jack

joelicus: just go to the pub and drink yer money

bigdc: wino

skyshaper13: and no wampus to help me

skyshaper13: hey guys

skyshaper13: you're witnessing the single worst mule turn in mule history

bigdc: im honoured

skyshaper13: Not only am I hungry

skyshaper13: but I dont have energy

skyshaper13: and I'm too broke to outfit mules

skyshaper13: much less buy them

skyshaper13: thanks blue :D :)

bigdc: lol moan man

bigdc: moan moan moan :D

skyshaper13: pshhh

bigdc: cat bugs

skyshaper13: Yeah take that

skyshaper13: LOL

bigdc: oh yeah

skyshaper13: mule repairs > cat bugs

joelicus: will the pirates come this time

bigdc: yes they will

skyshaper13: lets hope

skyshaper13: :D

skyshaper13: didnt they come for crystite twice already

bigdc: shouldve released..fuck

skyshaper13: pwned

bigdc: stfu noob

skyshaper13: WOW

bigdc: haaha no energy

bigdc: raped

skyshaper13: fucking raped over here

skyshaper13: help gys I'm producing way too much

bigdc: balls deep

skyshaper13: ya balls deep for sure

skyshaper13: FUCK I'm useless

bigdc: im gonna buy up

skyshaper13: buy some of mine

skyshaper13: i need the cash

bigdc: kk

bigdc: keep it

bigdc: price will be high next turn

skyshaper13: yeaaa I need cash though lol

bigdc: hungry?

bigdc: i might buy the store

skyshaper13: yes sir

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: purple will sell tho

joelicus: dang

bigdc: whats the highest you seen smithore?

bigdc: christ

skyshaper13: hmm not sure

joelicus: oh my

bigdc: fucking hell

skyshaper13: omfg I'm so fucked

bigdc: i aint paying for shit tho

bigdc: whoring energy fuck ya

bigdc: :D

bigdc: damn the colony stinks

skyshaper13: ya seriously i'm caught in this vicious loop of bull shit

bigdc: lol ya

Round 9 of 12

skyshaper13: that mkes two turnso f me doing nothing

bigdc: fuck

bigdc: does he leave

bigdc: or get put back?

skyshaper13: who

bigdc: the mule

skyshaper13: leaves

bigdc: oh sweet

bigdc: good

skyshaper13: yea

skyshaper13: i'm pretty sure at least

skyshaper13: in the nes one

bigdc: i think so

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: release the mules

skyshaper13: fuck if I've been producing I might stand a chance lol

bigdc: you're a gonner

joelicus: oh there's a NES version of MULE as well?

bigdc: yes

joelicus: I alwyas played the C64 version

bigdc: back in the day

bigdc: c64, atari, nes

skyshaper13: nothing pains me as much as getting boned like this

bigdc: take it

bigdc: buttons

bigdc: meh

skyshaper13: bleh

skyshaper13: lol

joelicus: hooray

bigdc: meh

bigdc: do we cash in?

skyshaper13: some

skyshaper13: wanna see if we can kick it up once more

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: ill sell half

skyshaper13: thats a lot

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: lol

bigdc: stop moving green

bigdc: release the mules

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: pirates will come next turn

bigdc: say goodbye to your precious crystite :D

joelicus: yarr yarr

bigdc: they will man, they are due

skyshaper13: how do you know

bigdc: trust me

bigdc: over due

skyshaper13: they've come 3 times

skyshaper13: twice*

bigdc: so

bigdc: ive seen em appear like 4 times

bigdc: they will be back

bigdc: next turn i reckon

bigdc: woohoo self sufficient

skyshaper13: lol

skyshaper13: yeah that really hurt me this game

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: i hate buying food and energy early but damn

bigdc: gotta be self sufficient

bigdc: then whore the smithore

bigdc: smithore = win

skyshaper13: lol wtf I'm second

bigdc: purely because you can dictate price

skyshaper13: yea

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: :)

Round 10 of 12

skyshaper13: WOOT lol

bigdc: fuck off

skyshaper13: shouldn't have gotten that

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: costly

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: fucccck

joelicus: hmm, I just realized I was listening to Gov't Mule

bigdc: wait for the pirates

bigdc: they are due

bigdc: here they come

skyshaper13: hahah chill out orange

skyshaper13: they're not comin

skyshaper13: :D

bigdc: yes they are

bigdc: this turn

bigdc: watch

joelicus: yeah probably

bigdc: buttons

bigdc: ohhl ucky

bigdc: next turn

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: DAMNIT lol

joelicus: hoho

bigdc: planey quakes

skyshaper13: this game is out to get me

bigdc: so funny

joelicus: eat that

bigdc: absolute cheat

bigdc: buy the store

skyshaper13: no money

skyshaper13: you do it

skyshaper13: do it

bigdc: nah ill just release mules

skyshaper13: we need to get it down

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: lol

bigdc: too costly

bigdc: haha

joelicus: lol wtf

skyshaper13: its more expensive to release mules lol

bigdc: next turn

bigdc: be cool

skyshaper13: hahaha

bigdc: buy

skyshaper13: breakin even

bigdc: cant let store get stuff to make m ule

bigdc: meh

Round 11 of 12

joelicus: I guess it's pirate round this time

bigdc: yes

joelicus: or more quakes

skyshaper13: dont listen blue

bigdc: pirtaes

skyshaper13: go all of the way!

joelicus: parties

bigdc: pirates im telling ya

bigdc: eat that swap eel you sick man

joelicus: D.A.N. ain't no man

skyshaper13: booya

bigdc: danielle

bigdc: sex change weirdo

bigdc: and he regretted it :D

bigdc: great programmer toh

bigdc: tho

skyshaper13: money problems

skyshaper13: the story of my life

skyshaper13: even in mule

bigdc: lol

bigdc: boo fkn hoo

bigdc: release the mule

joelicus: HAHA

skyshaper13: lol little late

bigdc: buttons

joelicus: yeah but no pirates

bigdc: mmm smithore

bigdc: damn price

joelicus: mm cheap smithore

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: stu

skyshaper13: LOL

bigdc: stu, shutup

joelicus: ;)

skyshaper13: buy it all

skyshaper13: orange buy the store

skyshaper13: its our only hope

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: see what happens

skyshaper13: a turn may not be enough time for the market to respond

bigdc: meh

bigdc: give it a shot

bigdc: pirates next turn im telling ya

joelicus: it's the mothership

bigdc: it was a joke

joelicus: ooh yeah..

bigdc: fkn smithore market crash

skyshaper13: woooo lol

bigdc: lol

bigdc: economic crisis

bigdc: or rather, boom

bigdc: see what happens

joelicus: bummer

bigdc: will be a shit colony score

Round 12 of 12

skyshaper13: PITY

skyshaper13: pity money, -10,000

bigdc: charity case

bigdc: release the mules

skyshaper13: RELEASE

skyshaper13: don't be a BITCH ABOUT IT :)

bigdc: asshole

skyshaper13: wow

skyshaper13: straight UP

bigdc: release

joelicus: hey, you're already winning

bigdc: lol

bigdc: RELEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

joelicus: I'm trying to sabotage what I can!

bigdc: lol

skyshaper13: LOL

skyshaper13: broke!

bigdc: yahe

bigdc: dan release!

bigdc: answer me fucker

bigdc: been quiet all game you prick

skyshaper13: haha

skyshaper13: RELEASE!!!!

joelicus: does the releasing help with all the prices or how does it affect the market?

skyshaper13: it makes the price higher

skyshaper13: the store wants to make more mules

bigdc: jacks it uip

skyshaper13: and to do that it needs to use smithore in the store

bigdc: store needs certain things to make mules

skyshaper13: so if theres no smithore in the store and a demand for mules

skyshaper13: price goes way up

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: i think it needs 1 food and 2 energy and 2 smithore = 1 mule

bigdc: something like taht

skyshaper13: yeaa 2 smithore I thought

bigdc: yeah

joelicus: alright. gotta remember that

bigdc: PIRATES!

skyshaper13: PIRATSES!!

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: look at em

skyshaper13: we're fucked

bigdc: yes

bigdc: woohoo

skyshaper13: BOOYA

joelicus: wow

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: not a bad price

bigdc: buy?

skyshaper13: it could have been better

joelicus: yeah

skyshaper13: WIN MORE

skyshaper13: hey blue smithore is going up, buy buy

bigdc: I'M RICH BIATCH

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: green stop moving

bigdc: making it take longer

bigdc: stay on the line

bigdc: it gets faster

skyshaper13: ooooh

skyshaper13: I see

skyshaper13: gohs I love this mule so much more than atari/nes lol

bigdc: CAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHING

bigdc: me 2

bigdc: its brilliant

bigdc: moneybags

skyshaper13: it has been so long that I've been waiting for this

joelicus: the C64 version was better

bigdc: nah

skyshaper13: and then out of no where, like 3 weeks ago.. BAM

bigdc: this is better

bigdc: i know

joelicus: It had better music. nothing can beat the good old SID

bigdc: i just googled it

skyshaper13: ya dude me too!

skyshaper13: I was like this is hopeless

skyshaper13: but I'll do ti anyways

bigdc: forgot about the project..and then googled and its out!

skyshaper13: and then I Was like wtf is this

joelicus: It's strange that it took so long for someone to actually finish making such a clone

bigdc: i knew they were doing it didnt think it was ready tho

skyshaper13: the old ones will awlays have a special plaec in my heart

bigdc: agree

skyshaper13: but I love the improvements

skyshaper13: and the online is beautiful

bigdc: tis a work of art

skyshaper13: yeah this should not have taken 20 years

bigdc: what a great game tho

bigdc: 23+ years

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: still great playability

skyshaper13: yes sir

bigdc: fkn hell rich as fuck

skyshaper13: ahah yea

bigdc: im telling ya

bigdc: dont bother with crystite

bigdc: its a waste of time

skyshaper13: yeah for real

bigdc: get sufficient

skyshaper13: pirate threat

bigdc: then straight into smithore

skyshaper13: harder to mine

bigdc: after 4 rounds - smithore

skyshaper13: hey

joelicus: wtf

bigdc: get food, energy

bigdc: then smithore

bigdc: BAHAHAHAHA wtf happened

joelicus: never seen crystite price been so low

joelicus: be

skyshaper13: You get a bonus for having two of the same type of thing next to eachother right

bigdc: haha

joelicus: ardgj

bigdc: yeah

skyshaper13: sorry blue

bigdc: plots in a line and adjacent

skyshaper13: Does that stack

bigdc: it helps boost production

bigdc: so try and get a corner etc

skyshaper13: like... if I had a 3x3 square, does the middle one get a bonus of 4 or something crazy?

bigdc: i dont think its that high

bigdc: x2 maybe

bigdc: but it all helps

skyshaper13: well

skyshaper13: I know for every 3 of the same, all get a +1 bonus

bigdc: yeah

skyshaper13: so if you have 9 you get 3 each

skyshaper13: then if they're next

bigdc: sounds feasible

skyshaper13: its like +1

Game Over. Your progress has been saved.

bigdc: mothership gets shot down on the way home

bigdc: pirates

joelicus: hah

bigdc: retire in elegance baby

skyshaper13: yay way off the mark

bigdc: big pimpin

skyshaper13: fuuuuck orange

skyshaper13: :D

bigdc: fuck you

skyshaper13: elegant estates

bigdc: you guys wanna go again?

skyshaper13: hmmmm I want to

skyshaper13: I gotta wrap gifts lol

joelicus: ugh

bigdc: yeah me 2

joelicus: it's almost 4AM here

bigdc: joe you in?

bigdc: ah ok

skyshaper13: is there a buddy list on this game

bigdc: ummm not sure

skyshaper13: bleh

skyshaper13: dont think so

skyshaper13: oh well. Godo game guys

bigdc: umm

joelicus: well, there are the online forums

bigdc: how often r u on

skyshaper13: not TOO often

bigdc: ill be around a fair bit

skyshaper13: maybe a few times a wek

bigdc: yeah

bigdc: keep an eye out i guess

skyshaper13: ya maybe I'll see ya

joelicus: yeah, good game, guys

skyshaper13: crazy austrailian/finnish mule players

bigdc: ok see ya around guys

skyshaper13: on xmas eve

skyshaper13: lol

bigdc: have a good xmas

bigdc: lol

bigdc: see ya

skyshaper13: you too

joelicus: :D

skyshaper13: later!